Chapter 13

Mr. Woods was in an unenviable state of perturbation.

He could not quite believe that Peggy had destroyed the will; the

thing out-Heroded Herod, out-Margareted Margaret. But if she had,

it struck him as a high-handed proceeding, entailing certain

vague penalties made and provided by the law to cover just such

cases--penalties of whose nature he was entirely ignorant and didn't

care to think. Heavens! for all he knew, that angel might have let

herself in for a jail sentence.

Billy pictured that queen among women! that paragon! with her glorious

hair cropped and her pink-tipped little hands set to beating hemp--he

had a shadowy notion that the lives of all female convicts were

devoted to this pursuit--and groaned in horror.

"In the name of Heaven!" Mr. Woods demanded of his soul, "what

possible

reason could she have had for this new insanity? And in the

name of Heaven, why couldn't she have put off her

tête-à-tête

with

Kennaston long enough to explain? And in the name of Heaven, what does

she see to admire in that putty-faced, grimacing ass, any way! And in

the name of Heaven, what am I to say to this poor, old man here? I

can't explain that his daughter isn't in any danger of being poor, but

merely of being locked up in jail! And in the name of Heaven, how

long does that outrageous angel expect me to remain in this state of

suspense!"

Billy groaned again and paced the vestibule. Then he retraced his

steps, shook hands with Colonel Hugonin once more, and, Kennaston or

no Kennaston, set out to find her.

XVIII

But when he came out upon the terrace, Sarah Ellen Haggage stopped

him--stopped him with a queer blending of diffidence and resolve in

her manner.

The others, by this, had disappeared in various directions, puzzled

and exceedingly uncertain what to do. Indeed, to congratulate Billy

in the Colonel's presence would have been tactless; and, on the other

hand, to condole with the Colonel without seeming to affront the

wealthy Mr. Woods was almost impossible. So they temporised and

fled--all save Mrs. Haggage.

She, alone, remained to view Mr. Woods with newly opened eyes; for

as he paused impatiently--the sculptured Eagle above his head--she

perceived that he was a remarkably handsome and intelligent young man.

Her motherly heart opened toward this lonely, wealthy orphan.

"My dear Billy," she cooed, with asthmatic gentleness, "as an old,

old friend of your mother's, aren't you going to let me tell you how

rejoiced Adèle and I are over your good fortune? It isn't polite, you

naughty boy, for you to run away from your friends as soon as they've

heard this wonderful news. Ah, such news it was--such a manifest

intervention of Providence! My heart has been fluttering, fluttering

like a little bird, Billy, ever since I heard it."

In testimony to this fact, Mrs. Haggage clasped a stodgy hand to an

exceedingly capacious bosom, and exhibited the whites of her eyes

freely. Her smile, however, remained unchanged and ample.

"Er--ah--oh, yes! Very kind of you, I'm sure!" said Mr. Woods.

"I never in my life saw Adèle so deeply affected by

anything

," Mrs.

Haggage continued, with a certain large archness. "The sweet child

was always so fond of you, you know, Billy. Ah, I remember distinctly

hearing her speak of you many and many a time when you were in that

dear, delightful, wicked Paris, and wonder when you would come back

to your friends--not very grand and influential friends, Billy, but

sincere, I trust, for all that."

Mr. Woods said he had no doubt of it.

"So many people," she informed him, confidentially, "will pursue you

with adulation now that you are wealthy. Oh, yes, you will find that

wealth makes a great difference, Billy. But not with Adèle and

me--no, dear boy, despise us if you will, but my child and I are not

mercenary. Money makes no difference with us; we shall be the same to

you that we always were--sincerely interested in your true welfare,

overjoyed at your present good fortune, prayerful as to your brilliant

future, and delighted to have you drop in any evening to dinner. We do

not consider money the chief blessing of life; no, don't tell me that

most people are different, Billy, for I know it very well, and many is

the tear that thought has cost me. We live in a very mercenary world,

my dear boy; but

our

thoughts, at least, are set on higher things,

and I trust we can afford to despise the merely temporal blessings of

life, and I entreat you to remember that our humble dwelling is always

open to the son of my old, old friend, and that there is always a jug

of good whiskey in the cupboard."

Thus in the shadow of the Eagle babbled the woman whom--for all her

absurdities--Margaret had loved as a mother.

Billy thanked her with an angry heart.

"And this"--I give you the gist of his meditations--"this is Peggy's

dearest friend! Oh, Philanthropy, are thy protestations, then, all

void and empty, and are thy noblest sentiments--every one of 'em--so

full of sound and rhetoric, so specious, so delectable--are these,

then, but dicers' oaths!"

Aloud, "I'm rather surprised, you know," he said, slowly, "that you

take it just this way, Mrs. Haggage. I should have thought you'd have

been sorry on--on Miss Hugonin's account. It's awfully jolly of you,

of course--oh, awfully jolly, and I appreciate it at its true worth, I

assure you. But it's a bit awkward, isn't it, that the poor girl will

be practically penniless? I really don't know whom she'll turn to

now."

Then Billy, the diplomatist, received a surprise.

"She'll come with me, of course," said Mrs. Haggage.

Mr. Woods made an--unfortunately--inaudible observation.

"I beg your pardon?" she queried. Then, obtaining no response, she

continued, with perfect simplicity: "Margaret's quite like a daughter

to me, you know. Of course, she and the Colonel will come with us--at

least, until affairs are a bit more settled. Even afterward--well, we

have a large house, Billy, and I don't see that they'd be any better

off anywhere else."

Billy's emotions were complex.

"You big-hearted old parasite," his own heart was singing. "If you

could only keep that ring of truth that's in your voice for your

platform utterances--why, in less than no time you could afford to

feed your Afro-Americans on nightingales' tongues and clothe every

working-girl in the land in cloth of gold! You've been pilfering from

Peggy for years--pilfering right and left with both hands! But you've

loved her all the time, God bless you; and now the moment she's in

trouble you're ready to take both her and the Colonel--whom, by the

way, you must very cordially detest--and share your pitiful, pilfered

little crusts with 'em and--having two more mouths to feed--probably

pilfer a little more outrageously in the future! You're a

sanctimonious old hypocrite, you are, and a pious fraud, and a

delusion, and a snare, and you and Adèle have nefarious designs on me

at this very moment, but I think I'd like to kiss you!"

Indeed, I believe Mr. Woods came very near doing so. She loved Peggy,

you see; and he loved every one who loved her.

But he compromised by shaking hands energetically, for a matter of

five minutes, and entreating to be allowed to subscribe to some of her

deserving charitable enterprises--any one she might mention--and so

left the old lady a little bewildered, but very much pleased.

She decided that for the future Adèle must not see so much of Mr.

Van Orden. She began to fear that gentleman's views of life were not

sufficiently serious.

XIX

Billy went into the gardens in pursuit of Margaret. He was almost

happy now and felt vaguely ashamed of himself. Then he came upon

Kathleen Saumarez, who, indeed, was waiting for him there; and his

heart went down into his boots.

He realised on a sudden that he was one of the richest men in America.

It was a staggering thought. Also, Mr. Woods's views, at this moment,

as to the advantages of wealth, might have been interesting.

Kathleen stood silent for an instant, eyes downcast, face flushed. She

was trembling.

Then, "Billy," she asked, almost inaudibly, "do--do you still

want--your answer?"

The birds sang about them. Spring triumphed in the gardens. She looked

very womanly and very pretty.

To all appearances, it might easily have been a lover and his lass met

in the springtide, shamefaced after last night's kissing. But Billy,

somehow, lacked much of the elation and the perfect content and the

disposition to burst into melody that is currently supposed to seize

upon rustic swains at such moments. He merely wanted to know if at

any time in the remote future his heart would be likely to resume the

discharge of its proper functions. It was standing still now.

However, "Can you ask--dear?" His words, at least, lied gallantly.

The poor woman looked up into Billy's face. After years of battling

with the world, here for the asking was peace and luxury and wealth

incalculable, and--as Kathleen thought--a love that had endured since

they were boy and girl together. Yet she shrunk from him a little and

clinched her hands before she spoke.

"Yes," Kathleen faltered, and afterward she shuddered.

And here, if for the moment I may prefigure the Eagle as a sentient

being, I can imagine his chuckle.

"Please God," thought poor Billy, "I will make her happy. Yes, please

God, I can at least do that, since she cares for me."

Then he kissed her.

"My dear," said he, aloud, "I'll try to make you happy. And--and you

don't mind, do you, if I leave you now?" queried this ardent lover.

"You see, it's absolutely necessary I should see--see Miss Hugonin

about this will business. You don't mind very much, do you--darling?"

Mr. Woods inquired of her, the last word being rather obviously an

afterthought.

"No," said she. "Not if you must--dear."

Billy went away, lugging a heart of lead in his breast.

Kathleen stared after him and gave a hard, wringing motion of her

hands. She had done what many women do daily; the thing is common and

sensible and universally commended; but in her own eyes, the draggled

trollop of the pavements was neither better nor worse than she.

At the entrance of the next walkway Billy encountered Felix

Kennaston--alone and in the most ebulliently mirthful of humours.

XX

But we had left Mr. Kennaston, I think, in company with Miss Hugonin,

at the precise moment she inquired of him whether it were not the

strangest thing in the world--referring thereby to the sudden manner

in which she had been disinherited.

The poet laughed and assented. Afterward, turning north from the front

court, they descended past the shield-bearing griffins--and you may

depend upon it that each shield is adorned with a bas-relief of the

Eagle--that guard the broad stairway leading to the formal gardens

of Selwoode. The gardens stretch northward to the confines of Peter

Blagden's estate of Gridlington; and for my part--unless it were that

primitive garden that Adam lost--I can imagine no goodlier place.

On this particular forenoon, however, neither Miss Hugonin nor Felix

Kennaston had eyes for its comeliness; silently they braved the

griffins, and in silence they skirted the fish-pond--silver-crinkling

in the May morning--and passed through cloistral ilex-shadowed walks,

and amphitheatres of green velvet, and terraces ample and mellow

in the sunlight, silently. The trees pelted them with blossoms;

pedestaled in leafy recesses, Satyrs grinned at them apishly, and the

arrows of divers pot-bellied Cupids threatened them, and Fauns piped

for them ditties of no tone; the birds were about shrill avocations

overhead, and everywhere the heatless, odourful air was a caress; but

for all this, Miss Hugonin and Mr. Kennaston were silent and very

fidgetty.

Margaret was hatless--and the glory of the eminently sensible spring

sun appeared to centre in her hair--and violet-clad; and the gown,

like most of her gowns, was all tiny tucks and frills and flounces,

diapered with semi-transparencies--unsubstantial, foam-like, mere

violet froth. As she came starry-eyed through the gardens, the

impudent wind trifling with her hair, I protest she might have been

some lady of Oberon's court stolen out of Elfland to bedevil us poor

mortals, with only a moonbeam for the changeable heart of her, and

for raiment a violet shadow spirited from the under side of some big,

fleecy cloud.

They came presently through a trim, yew-hedged walkway to a

summer-house covered with vines, into which Margaret peeped and

declined to enter, on the ground that it was entirely too chilly

and gloomy and

exactly

like a mausoleum; but nearby they found a

semi-circular marble bench about which a group of elm-trees made a

pleasant shadow splashed at just the proper intervals with sunlight.

On this Margaret seated herself; and then pensively moved to the other

end of the bench, because a slanting sunbeam fell there. Since it

was absolutely necessary to blast Mr. Kennaston's dearest hopes,

she thoughtfully endeavoured to distract his attention from his own

miseries--as far as might be possible--by showing him how exactly like

an aureole her hair was in the sunlight. Margaret always had a kind

heart.

Kennaston stood before her, smiling a little. He was the sort of man

to appreciate the manoeuver.


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