Chapter 17

It was locked up in that centre place in the desk, you remember.

Why--why, you yourself had the keys to it, Peggy. Surely, you

remember, dear?" And Billy's voice shook and skipped whole octaves as

he pleaded with her, for he knew she did not believe him and he could

not endure the horror of her eyes.

But Margaret shook her head; and as aforetime the twitching lips

continued to laugh beneath those tragic eyes. Ah, poor little lady of

Elfland! poor little Undine, with a soul wakened to suffering!

"Clumsy, very clumsy!" she rebuked him. "I see that you are accustomed

to prepare your lies in advance, Mr. Woods. As an extemporaneous liar

you are very clumsy. Men don't propose by mistake except in farces.

And while we are speaking of farces, don't you think it time to drop

that one of your not knowing about that last will?"

"The farce!" Billy stammered. "You--why, you saw me when I found it!"

"Ah, yes, I saw you when you pretended to find it. I saw you when you

pretended to unlock that centre place. But now, of course, I know it

never was locked. I'm very careless about locking things, Mr. Woods.

Ah, yes, that gave you a beautiful opportunity, didn't it? So, when

you were rummaging through my desk--without my permission, by the way,

but that's a detail--you found both wills and concocted your little

comedy? That was very clever. Oh, you think you're awfully smooth,

don't you, Billy Woods? But if you had been a bit more daring, don't

you see, you could have suppressed the last one and taken the money

without being encumbered by me? That was rather clumsy of you, wasn't

it?" Suave, gentle, sweet as honey was the speech of Margaret as she

lifted her face to his, but her eyes were tragedies.

"Ah!" said Billy. "Ah--yes--you think--that." He was very careful in

articulating his words, was Billy, and afterward he nodded his head

gravely. The universe had somehow suffered an airy dissolution like

that of Prospero's masque--Selwoode and its gardens, the great globe

itself, "the cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn

temples" were all as vanished wraiths. There was only Peggy left--

Peggy with that unimaginable misery in her eyes that he must drive

away somehow. If that was what she thought, there was no way for him

to prove it wasn't so.

"Why, dear me, Mr. Woods," she retorted, carelessly, "what else could

I think?"

Here Mr. Woods blundered.

"Ah, think what you will, Peggy!" he cried, his big voice cracking and

sobbing and resonant with pain. "Ah, my dear, think what you will, but

don't grieve for it, Peggy! Why, if I'm all you say I am, that's no

reason you should suffer for it! Ah, don't, Peggy! In God's name,

don't! I can't bear it, dear," he pleaded with her, helplessly.

Billy was suffering, too. But her sorrow was the chief of his, and

what stung him now to impotent anger was that she must suffer and he

be unable to help her--for, ah, how willingly, how gladly, he would

have borne all poor Peggy's woes upon his own broad shoulders.

But none the less, he had lost an invaluable opportunity to hold his

tongue.

"Suffer! I suffer!" she mocked him, languidly; and then, like a

banjo-string, the tension snapped, and she gave a long, angry gasp,

and her wrath flamed.

"Upon my word, you're the most conceited man I ever knew in my life!

You think I'm in love with you! With you! Billy Woods, I wouldn't wipe

my feet on you if you were the last man left on earth! I hate you, I

loathe you, I detest you, I despise you! Do you hear me?--I hate you.

What do I care if you

are

a snob, and a cad, and a fortune-hunter,

and a forger, and--well, I don't care! Perhaps you haven't ever

forged anything yet, but I'm quite sure you would if you ever got an

opportunity. You'd be delighted to do it. Yes, you would--you're just

the sort of man who

revels

in crime. I love you! Why, that's the

best joke I've heard for a long time. I'm only sorry for you, Billy

Woods--

sorry

because Kathleen has thrown you over--sorry, do you

understand? Yes, since you're so fond of skinny women, I think it's a

great pity she wouldn't have you. Don't talk to me!--she

is

skinny.

I guess I know. She's as skinny as a beanpole. She's skinnier than I

ever imagined it possible for anybody--

anybody

--to be. And she

pads and rouges till I think it's disgusting, and not half--not

one-half

--of her hair belongs to her, and that half is dyed. But,

of course, if you like that sort of thing, there's no accounting for

tastes, and I'm sure I'm very sorry for you, even though personally I

don't

care for skinny women. I hate 'em! And I hate you, too, Billy

Woods!"

She stamped her foot, did Margaret. You must bear with her, for her

heart is breaking now, and if she has become a termagant it is because

her shamed pride has driven her mad. Bear with her, then, a little

longer.

Billy tried to bear with her, for in part he understood.

"Peggy," said he, very gently, "you're wrong."

"Yes, I dare say!" she snapped at him.

"We won't discuss Kathleen, if you please. But you're wrong about the

will. I've told you the whole truth about that, but I don't blame you

for not believing me, Peggy--ah, no, not I. There seems to be a curse

upon Uncle Fred's money. It brings out the worst of all of us. It has

changed even you, Peggy--and not for the better, Peggy. You've become

distrustful. You--ah, well, we won't discuss that now. Give me the

will, my dear, and I'll burn it before your eyes. That ought to show

you, Peggy, that you're wrong." Billy was very white-lipped as he

ended, for the Woods temper is a short one.

But she had an arrow left for him. "Give it to you! And do you think

I'd trust you with it, Billy Woods?"

"Peggy!--ah, Peggy, I hadn't deserved that. Be just, at least, to me,"

poor Billy begged of her.

Which was an absurd thing to ask of an angry woman.

"Yes, I

do

know what you'd do with it! You'd take it right off and

have it probated or executed or whatever it is they do to wills, and

turn me straight out in the gutter. That's just what you're

longing

to do this very moment. Oh, I know, Billy Woods--I know what a temper

you've got, and I know you're keeping quiet now simply because you

know that's the most exasperating thing you can possibly do. I

wouldn't have such a disposition as you've got for the world. You've

absolutely

no

control over your temper--not a bit of it. You're

vile

, Billy Woods! Oh, I

hate

you! Yes, you've made me cry, and I

suppose you're very proud of yourself.

Aren't

you proud? Don't stand

staring at me like a stuck pig, but answer me when I talk to you!

Aren't you

proud

of making me cry? Aren't you? Ah, don't talk to

me--don't talk to

me

, I tell you! I don't wish to hear a word you've

got to say. I

hate

you. And you shan't have the money, that's flat."

"I don't want it," said Billy. "I've been trying to tell you for the

last, half-hour I don't want it. In God's name, why can't you talk

like a sensible woman, Peggy?" I am afraid that Mr. Woods, too, was

beginning to lose his temper.

"That's right--swear at me! It only needed that. You do want the

money, and when you say you don't you're lying--lying--

lying

, do you

understand? You all want my money. Oh, dear,

dear

!" Margaret wailed,

and her great voice was shaken to its depths and its sobbing was the

long, hopeless sobbing of a violin, as she flung back her tear-stained

face, and clenched her little hands tight at her sides; "why

can't

you let me alone? You're all after my money--you, and Mr. Kennaston,

and Mr. Jukesbury, and all of you! Why

can't

you let me alone? Ever

since I've had it you've hunted me as if I'd been a wild beast. God

help me, I haven't had a moment's peace, a moment's rest, a, moment's

quiet, since Uncle Fred died. They all want my money--everybody wants

my money! Oh, Billy, Billy, why

can't

they let me alone?"

"Peggy----" said he.

But she interrupted him. "Don't talk to

me

, Billy Woods! Don't you

dare

talk to me. I told you I didn't wish to hear a word you had to

say, didn't I? Yes, you all want my money. And you shan't have it.

It's mine. Uncle Fred left it to me. It's mine, I tell you. I've got

the greatest thing in the world--money! And I'll keep it. Ah, I hate

you all--every one of you--but I'll make you cringe to me. I'll make

you

all

cringe, do you hear, because I've got the money you're ready

to sell your paltry souls for! Oh, I'll make you cringe most of all,

Billy Woods! I'm rich, do you hear?--rich--

rich

! Wouldn't you be

glad to marry the rich Margaret Hugonin, Billy? Ah, haven't you

schemed hard for that? You'd be glad to do it, wouldn't you? You'd

give your dirty little soul for that, wouldn't you, Billy? Ah, what a

cur you are! Well, some day perhaps I'll buy you just as I would any

other cur. Wouldn't you be glad if I did, Billy? Beg for it, Billy!

Beg, sir! Beg!" And Margaret flung back her head again, and laughed

shrilly, and held up her hand before him as one holds a lump of sugar

before a pug-dog.

In Selwoode I can fancy how the Eagle screamed his triumph.

But Billy's face was ashen.

"Before God!" he said, between his teeth, "loving you as I do, I

wouldn't marry you now for all the wealth in the world! The money has

ruined you--ruined you, Peggy."

For a little she stared at him. By and bye, "I dare say it has," she

said, in a strangely sober tone. "I've been scolding like a fishwife.

I beg your pardon, Mr. Woods--not for what I've said, because I meant

every

word

of it, but I beg your pardon for saying it. Don't come

with me, please."

Blindly she turned from him. Her shoulders had the droop of an old

woman's. Margaret was wearied now, weary with the weariness of death.

For a while Mr. Woods stared after the tired little figure that

trudged straight onward in the sunlight, stumbling as she went. Then a

pleached walk swallowed her, and Mr. Woods groaned.

"Oh, Peggy, Peggy!" he said, in bottomless compassion; "oh, my poor

little Peggy! How changed you are!"

Afterward Mr. Woods sank down upon the bench and buried his face in

his hands. He sat there for a long time. I don't believe he thought

of anything very clearly. His mind was a turgid chaos of misery; and

about him the birds shrilled and quavered and carolled till the air

was vibrant with their trilling. One might have thought they choired

in honour of the Eagle's triumph, in mockery of poor Billy.

Then Mr. Woods raised his head with a queer, alert look. Surely he had

heard a voice--the dearest of all voices.

"Billy!" it wailed; "oh, Billy,

Billy

!"

XXV

For at the height of this particularly mischancy posture of affairs

the meddlesome Fates had elected to dispatch Cock-eye Flinks to serve

as our

deus ex machina

. And just as in the comedy the police turn

up in the nick of time to fetch Tartuffe to prison, or in the tragedy

Friar John manages to be detained on his journey to Mantua and thus

bring about that lamentable business in the tomb of the Capulets, so

Mr. Flinks now happens inopportunely to arrive upon our lesser stage.

Faithfully to narrate how Cock-eye Flinks chanced to be at Selwoode

were a task of magnitude. That gentleman travelled very quietly; and

for the most part, he journeyed incognito under a variety of aliases

suggested partly by a fertile imagination and in part by prudential

motives. For his notions of proprietary rights were deplorably vague,

and his acquaintance with the police, in consequence, extensive. And

finally, that he was now at Selwoode was not in the least his fault,

but all the doing of an N. and O. brakesman, who had in uncultured

argument, reinforced by a coupling-pin, persuaded Mr. Flinks to

disembark from the northern freight on the night previous.

Mr. Flinks, then, sat leaning against a tree in the gardens of

Selwoode, some thirty feet from the wall that stands between Selwoode

and Gridlington, and nursed his pride and foot, both injured in that

high debate of last evening, and with a jackknife rounded off the top

of a substantial staff designed to alleviate his present lameness.

Meanwhile, he tempered his solitude with music, whistling melodiously

the air of a song that pertained to the sacredness of home and of a

white-haired mother.

Subsequently to Cock-eye Flinks (as the playbill has it), enter a

vision in violet ruffles.

Wide-eyed, she came upon him in her misery, steadily trudging toward

an unknown goal. I think he startled her a bit. Indeed, it must be

admitted that Mr. Flinks, while a man of undoubted talent in his

particular line of business, was, like many of your great geniuses, in

outward aspect unprepossessing and misleading; for whereas he looked

like a very shiftless and very dirty tramp, he was as a matter of fact

as vile a rascal as ever pawned a swinish soul for whiskey.

"What are you doing here?" said Margaret, sharply. "Don't you know

this is private property?"

To his feet rose Cock-eye Flinks. "Lady," said he, with humbleness,

"you wouldn't be hard on a poor workingman, would you? It ain't my


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