Chapter 4

terms, too. But they shan't, attractive. I hate every single solitary

man in the whole wide world but you, beautiful, and I particularly

hate that horrid old Eagle; but we'll keep him because he's a constant

reminder to me that Solomon or Moses, or whoever it was that said all

men were liars, was a person of

very

great intelligence."

So that I think we may fairly say the money did her no good.

If it benefited no one else, it was not Margaret's fault. She had a

high sense of her responsibilities, and therefore, at various times,

endeavoured to further the spread of philanthropy and literature and

theosophy and art and temperance and education and other laudable

causes. Mr. Kennaston, in his laughing manner, was wont to jest at

her varied enterprises and term her Lady Bountiful; but, then, Mr.

Kennaston had no real conception of the proper uses of money. In

fact, he never thought of money. He admitted this to Margaret with a

whimsical sigh.

Margaret grew very fond of Mr. Kennaston because he was not mercenary.

Mr. Kennaston was much at Selwoode. Many people came there

now--masculine women and muscleless men, for the most part. They had,

every one of them, some scheme for bettering the universe; and if

among them Margaret seemed somewhat out of place--a butterfly among

earnest-minded ants--her heart was in every plan they advocated, and

they found her purse-strings infinitely elastic. The girl was pitiably

anxious to be of some use in the world.

So at Selwoode they gossiped of great causes and furthered the

millenium. And above them the Eagle brooded in silence.

And Billy? All this time Billy was junketing abroad, where every

year he painted masterpieces for the Salon, which--on account of a

nefarious conspiracy among certain artists, jealous of his superior

merits--were invariably refused.

Now Billy is back again in America, and the Colonel has insisted that

he come to Selwoode, and Margaret is waiting for him in the dog-cart.

The glow of her eyes is very, very bright. Her father's careless words

this morning, coupled with certain speeches of Mr. Kennaston's last

night, have given her food for reflection.

"He wouldn't dare," says Margaret, to no one in particular. "Oh, no,

he wouldn't dare after what happened four years ago."

And, Margaret-like, she has quite forgotten that what happened four

years ago was all caused by her having flirted outrageously with Teddy

Anstruther, in order to see what Billy would do.

IV

The twelve forty-five, for a wonder, was on time; and there descended

from it a big, blond young man, who did not look in the least like a

fortune-hunter.

Miss Hugonin resented this. Manifestly, he looked clean and honest for

the deliberate purpose of deceiving her. Very well! She'd show him!

He was quite unembarrassed. He shook hands cordially; then he shook

hands with the groom, who, you may believe it, was grinning in a most

unprofessional manner because Master Billy was back again at Selwoode.

Subsequently, in his old decisive way, he announced they would walk to

the house, as his legs needed stretching.

The insolence of it!--quite as if he had something to say to Margaret

in private and couldn't wait a minute. Beyond doubt, this was a young

man who must be taken down a peg or two, and that at once. Of course,

she wasn't going to walk back with him!--a pretty figure they'd cut

strolling through the fields, like a house-girl and the milkman on a

Sunday afternoon! She would simply say she was too tired to walk, and

that would end the matter.

So she said she thought the exercise would do them both good.

They came presently with desultory chat to a meadow bravely decked in

all the gauds of Spring. About them the day was clear, the air bland.

Spring had revamped her ageless fripperies of tender leaves and

bird-cries and sweet, warm odours for the adornment of this meadow;

above it she had set a turkis sky splashed here and there with little

clouds that were like whipped cream; and upon it she had scattered

largesse, a Danaƫ's shower of buttercups. Altogether, she had made of

it a particularly dangerous meadow for a man and a maid to frequent.

Yet there Mr. Woods paused under a burgeoning maple--paused

resolutely, with the lures of Spring thick about him, compassed with

every snare of scent and sound and colour that the witch is mistress

of.

Margaret hoped he had a pleasant passage over. Her father, thank you,

was in the pink of condition. Oh, yes, she was quite well. She hoped

Mr. Woods would not find America--

"Well, Peggy," said Mr. Woods, "then, we'll have it out right here."

His insolence was so surprising that--in order to recover

herself--Margaret actually sat down under the maple-tree. Peggy,

indeed! Why, she hadn't been called Peggy for--no, not for four whole

years!

"Because I intend to be friends, you know," said Mr. Woods.

And about them the maple-leaves made a little island of sombre green,

around which more vivid grasses rippled and dimpled under the fitful

spring breezes. And everywhere leaves lisped to one another, and birds

shrilled insistently. It was a perilous locality.

I fancy Billy Woods was out of his head when he suggested being

friends in such a place. Friends, indeed!--you would have thought from

the airy confidence with which he spoke that Margaret had come safely

to forty year and wore steel-rimmed spectacles!

But Miss Hugonin merely cast down her eyes and was aware of no reason

why they shouldn't be. She was sure he must be hungry, and she thought

luncheon must be ready by now.

In his soul, Mr. Woods observed that her lashes were long--long beyond

all reason. Lacking the numbers that Petrarch flowed in, he did not

venture, even to himself, to characterise them further. But oh, how

queer it was they should be pure gold at the roots!--she must have

dipped them in the ink-pot. And oh, the strong, sudden, bewildering

curve of 'em! He could not recall at the present moment ever noticing

quite such lashes anywhere else. No, it was highly improbable that

there were such lashes anywhere else. Perhaps a few of the superior

angels might have such lashes. He resolved for the future to attend

church more regularly.

Aloud, Mr. Woods observed that in that case they had better shake

hands.

It would have been ridiculous to contest the point. The dignified

course was to shake hands, since he insisted on it, and then to return

at once to Selwoode.

Margaret Hugonin had a pretty hand, and Mr. Woods, as an artist, could

not well fail to admire it. Still, he needn't have looked at it as

though he had never before seen anything quite like it; he needn't

have neglected to return it; and when Miss Hugonin reclaimed it, after

a decent interval, he needn't have laughed in a manner that compelled

her to laugh, too. These things were unnecessary and annoying, as they

caused Margaret to forget that she despised him.

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[Illustration: "Then, for no apparent reason, Margaret flushed, and

Billy ... thought it vastly becoming"]

For the time being--will you believe it?--she actually thought he was

rather nice.

"I acted like an ass," said Mr. Woods, tragically. "Oh, yes, I did,

you know. But if you'll forgive me for having been an ass I'll forgive

you for throwing me over for Teddy Anstruther, and at the wedding I'll

dance through any number of pairs of patent-leathers you choose to

mention."

So that was the way he looked at it. Teddy Anstruther, indeed! Why,

Teddy was a dark little man with brown eyes--just the sort of man she

most objected to. How could any one ever possibly fancy a brown-eyed

man? Then, for no apparent reason, Margaret flushed, and Billy, who

had stretched his great length of limb on the grass beside her, noted

it with a pair of the bluest eyes in the world and thought it vastly

becoming.

"Billy," said she, impulsively--and the name having slipped out once

by accident, it would have been absurd to call him anything else

afterward--"it was horrid of you to refuse to take any of that money."

"But I didn't want it," he protested. "Good Lord, I'd only have done

something foolish with it. It was awfully square of you, Peggy, to

offer to divide, but I didn't want it, you see. I don't want to be a

millionaire, and give up the rest of my life to founding libraries and

explaining to people that if they never spend any money on amusements

they'll have a great deal by the time they're too old to enjoy it. I'd

rather paint pictures."

So that I think Margaret must have endeavoured at some time to make

him accept part of Frederick R. Woods's money.

"You make me feel--and look--like a thief," she reproved him.

Then Billy laughed a little. "You don't look in the least like one,"

he reassured her. "You look like an uncommonly honest, straightforward

young woman," Mr. Woods added, handsomely, "and I don't believe you'd

purloin under the severest temptation."

She thanked him for his testimonial, with all three dimples in

evidence.

This was unsettling. He hedged.

"Except, perhaps--" said he.

"Yes?" queried Margaret, after a pause.

However, she questioned him with her head drooped forward, her brows

raised; and as this gave him the full effect of her eyes, Mr. Woods

became quite certain that there was, at least, one thing she might be

expected to rob him of, and wisely declined to mention it.

Margaret did not insist on knowing what it was. Perhaps she heard it

thumping under his waistcoat, where it was behaving very queerly.

So they sat in silence for a while. Then Margaret fell a-humming to

herself; and the air--will you believe it?--chanced by the purest

accident to be that foolish, senseless old song they used to sing

together four years ago.

Billy chuckled. "Let's!" he obscurely pleaded.

Spring prompted her.

"Oh, where have you been, Billy boy?"

queried Margaret's wonderful contralto,

"Oh, where have you been, Billy boy, Billy boy?

Oh, where have you been, charming Billy?"

She sang it in a low, hushed voice, just over her breath. Not looking

at him, however. And oh, what a voice! thought Billy Woods. A voice

that was honey and gold and velvet and all that is most sweet and rich

and soft in the world! Find me another voice like that, you

prime

donne

! Find me a simile for it, you uninventive poets! Indeed, I'd

like to see you do it.

But he chimed in, nevertheless, with his pleasant throaty baritone,

and lilted his own part quite creditably.

"I've been to seek a wife,

She's the joy of my life;

She's a young thing, and cannot leave her mother"--

Only Billy sang it "father," just as they used to do.

And then they sang it through, did Margaret and Billy--sang of the

dimple in her chin and the ringlets in her hair, and of the cherry

pies she achieved with such celerity--sang as they sat in the

spring-decked meadow every word of that inane old song that is so

utterly senseless and so utterly unforgettable.

It was a quite idiotic performance. I set it down to the snares of

Spring--to her insidious, delightful snares of scent and sound and

colour that--for the moment, at least--had trapped these young people

into loving life infinitely.

But I wonder who is responsible for that tatter of rhyme and melody

that had come to them from nowhere in particular? Mr. Woods, as he sat

up at the conclusion of the singing vigorously to applaud, would have

shared his last possession, his ultimate crust, with that unknown

benefactor of mankind. Indeed, though, the heart of Mr. Woods just now

was full of loving kindness and capable of any freakish magnanimity.

For--will it be believed?--Mr. Woods, who four years ago had thrown

over a fortune and exiled himself from his native land, rather than

propose marriage to Margaret Hugonin, had no sooner come again into

her presence and looked once into her perfectly fathomless eyes than

he could no more have left her of his own accord than a moth can turn

his back to a lighted candle. He had fancied himself entirely cured

of that boy-and-girl nonsense; his broken heart, after the first few

months, had not interfered in the least with a naturally healthy

appetite; and, behold, here was the old malady raging again in his

veins and with renewed fervour.

And all because the girl had a pretty face! I think you will agree

with me that in the conversation I have recorded Margaret had not

displayed any great wisdom or learning or tenderness or wit, nor,

in fine, any of the qualities a man might naturally look for in a

helpmate. Yet at the precise moment he handed his baggage-check to the

groom, Mr. Woods had made up his mind to marry her. In an instant he

had fallen head over ears in love; or to whittle accuracy to a point,

he had discovered that he had never fallen out of love; and if you had

offered him an empress or fetched Helen of Troy from the grave for his

delectation he would have laughed you to scorn.

In his defense, I can only plead that Margaret was an unusually

beautiful woman. It is all very well to flourish a death's-head at the

feast, and bid my lady go paint herself an inch thick, for to this

favour she must come; and it is quite true that the reddest lips in

the universe may give vent to slander and lies, and the brightest eyes

be set in the dullest head, and the most roseate of complexions be


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