A LITERARY ORDER.
TO THE LATEST CELEBRITY.
Dr. Sir:—Send us at once post-haste1000 words—no matter whatThe theme; 2 ideas—just a taste—But make ’em up-to-date and hot.P.S.We find for 2 we have no room;Babb’s soap requires a 2 pg. ad;But never mind; we mean to boomYour name while ’tis the newest fad.Who cares a —— for what’s insideNow you are on the rising tide?Adam Quince.
Dr. Sir:—Send us at once post-haste1000 words—no matter whatThe theme; 2 ideas—just a taste—But make ’em up-to-date and hot.P.S.We find for 2 we have no room;Babb’s soap requires a 2 pg. ad;But never mind; we mean to boomYour name while ’tis the newest fad.Who cares a —— for what’s insideNow you are on the rising tide?Adam Quince.
Dr. Sir:—Send us at once post-haste1000 words—no matter whatThe theme; 2 ideas—just a taste—But make ’em up-to-date and hot.P.S.We find for 2 we have no room;Babb’s soap requires a 2 pg. ad;But never mind; we mean to boomYour name while ’tis the newest fad.Who cares a —— for what’s insideNow you are on the rising tide?
Dr. Sir:—Send us at once post-haste
1000 words—no matter what
The theme; 2 ideas—just a taste—
But make ’em up-to-date and hot.
P.S.
We find for 2 we have no room;
Babb’s soap requires a 2 pg. ad;
But never mind; we mean to boom
Your name while ’tis the newest fad.
Who cares a —— for what’s inside
Now you are on the rising tide?
Adam Quince.
Adam Quince.