Chapter 3

IN ONE OF OUR MOST RESPECTABLE CLUBS, THE MORNING AFTER THE BIG FIGHT.A description of the event by an eye-witness.

IN ONE OF OUR MOST RESPECTABLE CLUBS, THE MORNING AFTER THE BIG FIGHT.A description of the event by an eye-witness.

IN ONE OF OUR MOST RESPECTABLE CLUBS, THE MORNING AFTER THE BIG FIGHT.

A description of the event by an eye-witness.

He: “Was that you I kissed in the conservatory last night?”“About what time was it?”

He: “Was that you I kissed in the conservatory last night?”“About what time was it?”

He: “Was that you I kissed in the conservatory last night?”

“About what time was it?”

GRANDMA TAKES THE BABY TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER’S.

GRANDMA TAKES THE BABY TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER’S.

GRANDMA TAKES THE BABY TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER’S.

CHANGED.Mr. Eubeedee: “Yes, I’ve changed a good deal since then, Mrs. Jones.”“And for the better, I trust.”“They used to call me a Wild Youth, you remember; but now——”“Now?”“Now they call me an Old Reprobate.”

CHANGED.Mr. Eubeedee: “Yes, I’ve changed a good deal since then, Mrs. Jones.”“And for the better, I trust.”“They used to call me a Wild Youth, you remember; but now——”“Now?”“Now they call me an Old Reprobate.”

CHANGED.

Mr. Eubeedee: “Yes, I’ve changed a good deal since then, Mrs. Jones.”

“And for the better, I trust.”

“They used to call me a Wild Youth, you remember; but now——”

“Now?”

“Now they call me an Old Reprobate.”

NO USE.“Don’t you think it would be a good idea to send our beloved pastor abroad?”“But he wouldn’t stay.”

NO USE.“Don’t you think it would be a good idea to send our beloved pastor abroad?”“But he wouldn’t stay.”

NO USE.

“Don’t you think it would be a good idea to send our beloved pastor abroad?”

“But he wouldn’t stay.”

He: “I hope the fact that I’ve led a gay life and been out nights a great deal won’t make any difference.”“Indeed it does. If I accepted you, youmightREFORM.”

He: “I hope the fact that I’ve led a gay life and been out nights a great deal won’t make any difference.”“Indeed it does. If I accepted you, youmightREFORM.”

He: “I hope the fact that I’ve led a gay life and been out nights a great deal won’t make any difference.”

“Indeed it does. If I accepted you, youmightREFORM.”

FROM THE BARTENDER’S POINT OF VIEW.

FROM THE BARTENDER’S POINT OF VIEW.

FROM THE BARTENDER’S POINT OF VIEW.

GOING TO WORK.Dedicated to the employers of children.

GOING TO WORK.Dedicated to the employers of children.

GOING TO WORK.

Dedicated to the employers of children.

THE MAN SHE REALLY CARES FOR SITS IN THE GALLERY.

THE MAN SHE REALLY CARES FOR SITS IN THE GALLERY.

THE MAN SHE REALLY CARES FOR SITS IN THE GALLERY.

SOME TICKER FACES.

SOME TICKER FACES.

SOME TICKER FACES.

“Have you met him socially?”“Dear me, no. Only in a business way. I married his daughter.”

“Have you met him socially?”“Dear me, no. Only in a business way. I married his daughter.”

“Have you met him socially?”

“Dear me, no. Only in a business way. I married his daughter.”

Mr.: “The cook has agreed to stay.”Mrs.: “How did you manage it?”“I told her it would be cowardly to leave me alone.”

Mr.: “The cook has agreed to stay.”Mrs.: “How did you manage it?”“I told her it would be cowardly to leave me alone.”

Mr.: “The cook has agreed to stay.”

Mrs.: “How did you manage it?”

“I told her it would be cowardly to leave me alone.”

Skinflint: “If anything should happen to me, you will be all right. I’ve just insured my life.”“But suppose nothing does happen to you?”

Skinflint: “If anything should happen to me, you will be all right. I’ve just insured my life.”“But suppose nothing does happen to you?”

Skinflint: “If anything should happen to me, you will be all right. I’ve just insured my life.”

“But suppose nothing does happen to you?”

A DISTINCTION.He: “Yes, I remembered you at once as the girl I was engaged to in the mountains some seasons ago.”“What a remarkable memory for faces you have, haven’t you?”“No—for rings.”

A DISTINCTION.He: “Yes, I remembered you at once as the girl I was engaged to in the mountains some seasons ago.”“What a remarkable memory for faces you have, haven’t you?”“No—for rings.”

A DISTINCTION.

He: “Yes, I remembered you at once as the girl I was engaged to in the mountains some seasons ago.”

“What a remarkable memory for faces you have, haven’t you?”

“No—for rings.”

HER HEART IS IN THE KITCHEN.

HER HEART IS IN THE KITCHEN.

HER HEART IS IN THE KITCHEN.

“You have been very successful with the girls—what is your rule in making love to one?”“I have no set rule. I merely try, with all the power there is in me, to make as big an ass of myself as possible.”

“You have been very successful with the girls—what is your rule in making love to one?”“I have no set rule. I merely try, with all the power there is in me, to make as big an ass of myself as possible.”

“You have been very successful with the girls—what is your rule in making love to one?”

“I have no set rule. I merely try, with all the power there is in me, to make as big an ass of myself as possible.”

NO LETTER.It isn’t always the girl that is thoughtless.

NO LETTER.It isn’t always the girl that is thoughtless.

NO LETTER.

It isn’t always the girl that is thoughtless.

THEIR FIRST MEETING—SOME YEARS AGO—NOW THEY ARE MARRIED.

THEIR FIRST MEETING—SOME YEARS AGO—NOW THEY ARE MARRIED.

THEIR FIRST MEETING—SOME YEARS AGO—NOW THEY ARE MARRIED.

STUDIES IN EXPRESSION.Bridget announces that she in engaged to be married.

STUDIES IN EXPRESSION.Bridget announces that she in engaged to be married.

STUDIES IN EXPRESSION.

Bridget announces that she in engaged to be married.

THE FAMILY BELOW.Dedicated to people live in flats.

THE FAMILY BELOW.Dedicated to people live in flats.

THE FAMILY BELOW.

Dedicated to people live in flats.

MARRIED AT LAST.Dedicated to those who believe in long engagements.

MARRIED AT LAST.Dedicated to those who believe in long engagements.

MARRIED AT LAST.

Dedicated to those who believe in long engagements.

IN THE COUNTRY.Gabberley: “Since I bought my place here, property in the neighborhood has depreciated terribly.”“That’s natural.”

IN THE COUNTRY.Gabberley: “Since I bought my place here, property in the neighborhood has depreciated terribly.”“That’s natural.”

IN THE COUNTRY.

Gabberley: “Since I bought my place here, property in the neighborhood has depreciated terribly.”

“That’s natural.”

“My wife, tells me, sir, that you have been making love to her.”“That’s just like a woman, to discuss our private affairs. It will be in the papers next.”

“My wife, tells me, sir, that you have been making love to her.”“That’s just like a woman, to discuss our private affairs. It will be in the papers next.”

“My wife, tells me, sir, that you have been making love to her.”

“That’s just like a woman, to discuss our private affairs. It will be in the papers next.”

SIGNS OF SPRING.

SIGNS OF SPRING.

SIGNS OF SPRING.

THE VILLAIN DIES.

THE VILLAIN DIES.

THE VILLAIN DIES.

AT THE MATINEE.

AT THE MATINEE.

AT THE MATINEE.

SUMMER SPORTS.

SUMMER SPORTS.

SUMMER SPORTS.

THE NEW GOVERNESS.Since her arrival Uncle Tom spends considerable time in the nursery.

THE NEW GOVERNESS.Since her arrival Uncle Tom spends considerable time in the nursery.

THE NEW GOVERNESS.

Since her arrival Uncle Tom spends considerable time in the nursery.

HIS FORTUNE.“You are going on a long, long journey.”

HIS FORTUNE.“You are going on a long, long journey.”

HIS FORTUNE.

“You are going on a long, long journey.”

ASKING THE OLD FOLKS.

ASKING THE OLD FOLKS.

ASKING THE OLD FOLKS.

THE SPIRIT OF THE DAY.

THE SPIRIT OF THE DAY.

THE SPIRIT OF THE DAY.

“LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.”

“LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.”

“LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.”

SERIOUS BUSINESSA Young Lawyer Arguing His First Important Case

SERIOUS BUSINESSA Young Lawyer Arguing His First Important Case

SERIOUS BUSINESS

A Young Lawyer Arguing His First Important Case

CASTLES IN THE AIR

CASTLES IN THE AIR

CASTLES IN THE AIR

THE AGITATOR“Who is it’s brought us here, I ask you? Who’s a-grindin’ us under the iron heel o’ despotism? I say to you the time has come, when——”

THE AGITATOR“Who is it’s brought us here, I ask you? Who’s a-grindin’ us under the iron heel o’ despotism? I say to you the time has come, when——”

THE AGITATOR

“Who is it’s brought us here, I ask you? Who’s a-grindin’ us under the iron heel o’ despotism? I say to you the time has come, when——”

ANOTHER VICTIM—THE GOOSE FISH

ANOTHER VICTIM—THE GOOSE FISH

ANOTHER VICTIM—THE GOOSE FISH

SEASIDE EXPRESSIONS

SEASIDE EXPRESSIONS

SEASIDE EXPRESSIONS

LOST

LOST

LOST

“FANNED OUT”

“FANNED OUT”

“FANNED OUT”

THE NEW HAT

THE NEW HAT

THE NEW HAT

LEGAL ADVICE

LEGAL ADVICE

LEGAL ADVICE

BROTHERS—

BROTHERS—

BROTHERS—

—AND—SISTERS

—AND—SISTERS

—AND—SISTERS

TIME FOR REFLECTION

TIME FOR REFLECTION

TIME FOR REFLECTION

“Will you tell my past for two dollars?”“No, madam, notyourpast. You will have to hire me by the day.”

“Will you tell my past for two dollars?”“No, madam, notyourpast. You will have to hire me by the day.”

“Will you tell my past for two dollars?”

“No, madam, notyourpast. You will have to hire me by the day.”

THE TRAGEDIAN AND HIS LANDLADY

THE TRAGEDIAN AND HIS LANDLADY

THE TRAGEDIAN AND HIS LANDLADY

STAGE-STRUCK

STAGE-STRUCK

STAGE-STRUCK

A BOX PARTY

A BOX PARTY

A BOX PARTY

AT THE OPERAIf the Women Wear Crowns, why Shouldn’t the Men?

AT THE OPERAIf the Women Wear Crowns, why Shouldn’t the Men?

AT THE OPERA

If the Women Wear Crowns, why Shouldn’t the Men?

“KEEP STILL, PLEASE”

“KEEP STILL, PLEASE”

“KEEP STILL, PLEASE”

TO SEE THE ART EDITOR

TO SEE THE ART EDITOR

TO SEE THE ART EDITOR

OPENING OF THE RACING SEASON

OPENING OF THE RACING SEASON

OPENING OF THE RACING SEASON

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

TRYING IT ON

TRYING IT ON

TRYING IT ON

ADVERTISING À LA MODE

ADVERTISING À LA MODE

ADVERTISING À LA MODE

SEEING NEW YORK (THE FLATIRON)

SEEING NEW YORK (THE FLATIRON)

SEEING NEW YORK (THE FLATIRON)

THE FUNNY ARTIST

THE FUNNY ARTIST

THE FUNNY ARTIST

A WINNER

A WINNER

A WINNER

AT THE HORSE SHOW (THE HIGH JUMP)

AT THE HORSE SHOW (THE HIGH JUMP)

AT THE HORSE SHOW (THE HIGH JUMP)

ART IS LONG

ART IS LONG

ART IS LONG

SKYED

SKYED

SKYED

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLESee Elderly Bachelor in His Great Double Role, More Particular and Less Desirable in “Choosing a Wife”

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLESee Elderly Bachelor in His Great Double Role, More Particular and Less Desirable in “Choosing a Wife”

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLE

See Elderly Bachelor in His Great Double Role, More Particular and Less Desirable in “Choosing a Wife”

“Young man, have you been trying to kiss my daughter?”“No, sir! I’ve been tryingnotto.”

“Young man, have you been trying to kiss my daughter?”“No, sir! I’ve been tryingnotto.”

“Young man, have you been trying to kiss my daughter?”

“No, sir! I’ve been tryingnotto.”

SHE MUST HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS

SHE MUST HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS

SHE MUST HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS

SISTER’S NEW BEAU

SISTER’S NEW BEAU

SISTER’S NEW BEAU

WITHOUT RESERVE“Is your husband very confidential with you?”“Very! He tells me everything he suspects I’ve found out about him.”

WITHOUT RESERVE“Is your husband very confidential with you?”“Very! He tells me everything he suspects I’ve found out about him.”

WITHOUT RESERVE

“Is your husband very confidential with you?”

“Very! He tells me everything he suspects I’ve found out about him.”

THE MORNING AFTER

THE MORNING AFTER

THE MORNING AFTER

“I hear, sir, that Freddy is working as a clerk in your brokerage office?”“Yes. I want him to learn enough about the business to let it alone after I die.”

“I hear, sir, that Freddy is working as a clerk in your brokerage office?”“Yes. I want him to learn enough about the business to let it alone after I die.”

“I hear, sir, that Freddy is working as a clerk in your brokerage office?”

“Yes. I want him to learn enough about the business to let it alone after I die.”

THE BABY OF THE FAMILY

THE BABY OF THE FAMILY

THE BABY OF THE FAMILY

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLEMr. Masher as Capt. Irresistible in the Lady Killer

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLEMr. Masher as Capt. Irresistible in the Lady Killer

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLE

Mr. Masher as Capt. Irresistible in the Lady Killer

THE UNAPPRECIATIVE AUDIENCEAn Old Gentleman Describes His Grandchildren

THE UNAPPRECIATIVE AUDIENCEAn Old Gentleman Describes His Grandchildren

THE UNAPPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE

An Old Gentleman Describes His Grandchildren

NEVER TOO OLD TO YEARN

NEVER TOO OLD TO YEARN

NEVER TOO OLD TO YEARN

“Is it expensive sending your girls to college?”“I should say so! My wife takes advantage of their absence to dress about twenty years younger than she really is.”

“Is it expensive sending your girls to college?”“I should say so! My wife takes advantage of their absence to dress about twenty years younger than she really is.”

“Is it expensive sending your girls to college?”

“I should say so! My wife takes advantage of their absence to dress about twenty years younger than she really is.”

CURRENT LITERATURE“I said, my daughter had been indulgently brought up, and was used to luxury, and I could not consent to her becoming the wife of a literary man. And he said, Damme, his last book had sold a million copies and brought him in over three hundred thousand dollars! What’s a man to do a case like that? He’s got more books making, he says. I shall have to let the foolish girl throw herself away on him, if she wants to.”

CURRENT LITERATURE“I said, my daughter had been indulgently brought up, and was used to luxury, and I could not consent to her becoming the wife of a literary man. And he said, Damme, his last book had sold a million copies and brought him in over three hundred thousand dollars! What’s a man to do a case like that? He’s got more books making, he says. I shall have to let the foolish girl throw herself away on him, if she wants to.”

CURRENT LITERATURE

“I said, my daughter had been indulgently brought up, and was used to luxury, and I could not consent to her becoming the wife of a literary man. And he said, Damme, his last book had sold a million copies and brought him in over three hundred thousand dollars! What’s a man to do a case like that? He’s got more books making, he says. I shall have to let the foolish girl throw herself away on him, if she wants to.”

THE LATEST SCANDAL

THE LATEST SCANDAL

THE LATEST SCANDAL

ELOPEMENT À LA GASOLINE

ELOPEMENT À LA GASOLINE

ELOPEMENT À LA GASOLINE

THE NEW PUPILA Candidate for Post-Graduate Honors

THE NEW PUPILA Candidate for Post-Graduate Honors

THE NEW PUPIL

A Candidate for Post-Graduate Honors

“If the Duke proposes what shall i do?”“Make the best bargain you can, my dear.”

“If the Duke proposes what shall i do?”“Make the best bargain you can, my dear.”

“If the Duke proposes what shall i do?”

“Make the best bargain you can, my dear.”

VACATION TIME

VACATION TIME

VACATION TIME

“I see that Professor Gigham, the celebrated all-around scientist, is going to marry that college girl.”“What’s that for?”“He wants to complete his education.”

“I see that Professor Gigham, the celebrated all-around scientist, is going to marry that college girl.”“What’s that for?”“He wants to complete his education.”

“I see that Professor Gigham, the celebrated all-around scientist, is going to marry that college girl.”

“What’s that for?”

“He wants to complete his education.”

WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO TURN UP(Scene in any Hotel Corridor)

WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO TURN UP(Scene in any Hotel Corridor)

WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO TURN UP

(Scene in any Hotel Corridor)

Grandfather: “Say, Willie, don’t you want to go through a toy shop with me this afternoon and see all the pretty things?”“I’m willing to, pop, if you will get any pleasure out of it.”

Grandfather: “Say, Willie, don’t you want to go through a toy shop with me this afternoon and see all the pretty things?”“I’m willing to, pop, if you will get any pleasure out of it.”

Grandfather: “Say, Willie, don’t you want to go through a toy shop with me this afternoon and see all the pretty things?”

“I’m willing to, pop, if you will get any pleasure out of it.”

THE SIGN PAINTER

THE SIGN PAINTER

THE SIGN PAINTER

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLE“I’ll be a sister to you”

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLE“I’ll be a sister to you”

LIFE’S VAUDEVILLE

“I’ll be a sister to you”

THE THIRTIETH OF MAY

THE THIRTIETH OF MAY

THE THIRTIETH OF MAY

“Did you kiss the bride?”“No, I’m going to wait until they come back from their honeymoon and get settled down.”

“Did you kiss the bride?”“No, I’m going to wait until they come back from their honeymoon and get settled down.”

“Did you kiss the bride?”

“No, I’m going to wait until they come back from their honeymoon and get settled down.”

MAKING UP HIS——?

MAKING UP HIS——?

MAKING UP HIS——?

AN INTERRUPTED STORY

AN INTERRUPTED STORY

AN INTERRUPTED STORY

YES OR NO

YES OR NO

YES OR NO

SUGGESTIONWife: The ice doesn’t look very strong does it?Perhaps you’d better try it; you know you weigh more than I do.

SUGGESTIONWife: The ice doesn’t look very strong does it?Perhaps you’d better try it; you know you weigh more than I do.

SUGGESTION

Wife: The ice doesn’t look very strong does it?

Perhaps you’d better try it; you know you weigh more than I do.

THE STORY OF AN EMPTY SLEEVE.

THE STORY OF AN EMPTY SLEEVE.

THE STORY OF AN EMPTY SLEEVE.


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