VARIETIES.No Time to Play on it.—At a meeting of a rural Board of Guardians in Devonshire recently, it was proposed to give the Master of the workhouse a honorarium, but one of the members objected, on the ground that the Master was so much occupied that he did not think he would have time to play on it!A Fatal Obstacle.—The greatest drawback to the current of true love is the undertow of selfishness.A New Conundrum.What is the largest room in the world? The room for improvement.Who makes the best Match?—It is not the girl that fires up the quickest that makes the best match.The Narrow Mind.—The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt.
No Time to Play on it.—At a meeting of a rural Board of Guardians in Devonshire recently, it was proposed to give the Master of the workhouse a honorarium, but one of the members objected, on the ground that the Master was so much occupied that he did not think he would have time to play on it!
A Fatal Obstacle.—The greatest drawback to the current of true love is the undertow of selfishness.
A New Conundrum.
What is the largest room in the world? The room for improvement.
Who makes the best Match?—It is not the girl that fires up the quickest that makes the best match.
The Narrow Mind.—The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt.