NURSERY REMINISCENCES.
I remember, I remember,When I was a little Boy,One fine morning in SeptemberUncle brought me home a toy.I remember how he pattedBoth my cheeks in kindliest mood;"Then," said he, "you little Fat-head,There's a top because you're good!"Grandmama—a shrewd observer—I remember gazed uponMy new top, and said with fervour,"Oh! how kind of Uncle John!"While Mama, my form caressing,—In her eye the tear-drop stood,Read me this fine moral lesson,"See what comes of being good!"I remember, I remember,On a wet and windy day,One cold morning in December,I stole out and went to play;I remember Billy HawkinsCame, and with his pewter squirtSquibb'd my pantaloons and stockingsTill they were all over dirt!To my mother for protectionI ran, quaking every limb:—She exclaimed, with fond affection,"Gracious Goodness! look athim!"—Pa cried, when he saw my garment,—'Twas a newly-purchased dress—"Oh! you nasty littleWarment,How came you in such a mess?"Then he caught me by the collar,—Cruel only to be kind—And to my exceeding dolour,Gave me—several slaps behind.Grandmama, while yet I smarted,As she saw my evil plight,Said—'twas rather stony-hearted—"Little rascal!sarvehim right!"I remember, I remember,From that sad and solemn day,Never more in dark DecemberDid I venture out to play.And the moral, which they taught, IWell remember; thus they said—"Little Boys, when they are naughty,Must be whipped and sent to bed!"
I remember, I remember,When I was a little Boy,One fine morning in SeptemberUncle brought me home a toy.I remember how he pattedBoth my cheeks in kindliest mood;"Then," said he, "you little Fat-head,There's a top because you're good!"Grandmama—a shrewd observer—I remember gazed uponMy new top, and said with fervour,"Oh! how kind of Uncle John!"While Mama, my form caressing,—In her eye the tear-drop stood,Read me this fine moral lesson,"See what comes of being good!"I remember, I remember,On a wet and windy day,One cold morning in December,I stole out and went to play;I remember Billy HawkinsCame, and with his pewter squirtSquibb'd my pantaloons and stockingsTill they were all over dirt!To my mother for protectionI ran, quaking every limb:—She exclaimed, with fond affection,"Gracious Goodness! look athim!"—Pa cried, when he saw my garment,—'Twas a newly-purchased dress—"Oh! you nasty littleWarment,How came you in such a mess?"Then he caught me by the collar,—Cruel only to be kind—And to my exceeding dolour,Gave me—several slaps behind.Grandmama, while yet I smarted,As she saw my evil plight,Said—'twas rather stony-hearted—"Little rascal!sarvehim right!"I remember, I remember,From that sad and solemn day,Never more in dark DecemberDid I venture out to play.And the moral, which they taught, IWell remember; thus they said—"Little Boys, when they are naughty,Must be whipped and sent to bed!"
I remember, I remember,When I was a little Boy,One fine morning in SeptemberUncle brought me home a toy.
I remember how he pattedBoth my cheeks in kindliest mood;"Then," said he, "you little Fat-head,There's a top because you're good!"
Grandmama—a shrewd observer—I remember gazed uponMy new top, and said with fervour,"Oh! how kind of Uncle John!"
While Mama, my form caressing,—In her eye the tear-drop stood,Read me this fine moral lesson,"See what comes of being good!"
I remember, I remember,On a wet and windy day,One cold morning in December,I stole out and went to play;
I remember Billy HawkinsCame, and with his pewter squirtSquibb'd my pantaloons and stockingsTill they were all over dirt!
To my mother for protectionI ran, quaking every limb:—She exclaimed, with fond affection,"Gracious Goodness! look athim!"—
Pa cried, when he saw my garment,—'Twas a newly-purchased dress—"Oh! you nasty littleWarment,How came you in such a mess?"
Then he caught me by the collar,—Cruel only to be kind—And to my exceeding dolour,Gave me—several slaps behind.
Grandmama, while yet I smarted,As she saw my evil plight,Said—'twas rather stony-hearted—"Little rascal!sarvehim right!"
I remember, I remember,From that sad and solemn day,Never more in dark DecemberDid I venture out to play.
And the moral, which they taught, IWell remember; thus they said—"Little Boys, when they are naughty,Must be whipped and sent to bed!"
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Poor Uncle John!
"After life's fitful fever he sleeps well,"
in the old family vault in Denton chancel—and dear Aunt Fanny too!—the latter also "loo'd me weel," as the Scotch song has it,—and since, at this moment, I am in a most soft and sentimental humour—(—whisky toddy should ever be made by pouring theboilingfluid—hotterif possible—upon the thinnest lemon-peel,—and then—but everybody knows "whatthen—") I dedicate the following "True History" to my beloved