DESOLATION.

Gossip with Readers and Correspondents.—Willthe author of ‘Public Concert-Singing’ favor us with his address? We are desirous of communicating with him, although he doesnot‘find his hastily-jotted thoughts in the pages of theKnickerbocker,’ for reasons which perhaps he can partly divine from the present number, and which we could impart more directly in a private note. We agree with him entirely in his views; and if he will permit us, we will here quote a passage from an article which we penned upon a subject collateral to his general theme, many years ago, before we were hampered with the professional ‘we,’ and could write out of our ‘company dress.’ It is a little sketch of the first public singing, save that of the church, to which we had ever listened: ‘How well do I remember it! It was at the theatre of a country village; a rough, barn-like edifice, at which several Stentor-lunged Thespians ‘from the New-York and Philadelphia Theatres’ split the ears of the groundlings, and murderedShakspeare’sheroes and the King’s English. I had been watching with boyish curiosity the play which had just concluded: the mottled, patched, yellowish-green curtain had descended upon the personages whose sorrows were my own; and I was gazing vacantly at the long row of tallow candles placed in holes bored for the purpose in the stage, and at the two fiddlers who composed ‘the orchestra,’ and who were reconnoitering the house. Presently a small bell was rung, with a jerk. There was a flourish or two from ‘the orchestra;’ another tinkle of the bell; and up rose the faded drapery. An interval of a moment succeeded, during which half of a large mountain was removed from the scenery, and a piece of forest shoved up to the ambitious wood that had been aspiring to overtop the Alps. At length a young lady, whom I had just seen butchered in a most horrid manner by a villain, came from the side of the stage with a smile, which, while it displayed her white teeth, wrought the rouge upon her face into very perceptible corrugations, and made a lowly courtesy. She walked with measured step three or four times across the stage, in the full blaze of the flaring candles, smiling again, and hemming, to clear her voice. Presently a perfect stillness prevailed; ‘awed Consumption checked his chided cough;’ every urchin suspended his cat-call; and ‘the boldest held his breath for a time.’ Our vocalist looked at the leader of the orchestra and his fellow-fiddlers, and commenced, in harmony with their instruments. How touching was that song! I shall never have my soul so enrapt again. Thatfreshnessof young admiration possessed my spirit which can come but once. The air was ‘The Braes of Balquither,’ a charming melody, meetly wedded to the noble lines ofTannehill; andenthusiasm was at its height when the singer had concluded the following stanza, almost sublime in its picturesque beauty:‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’The air was old as the hills, but like all Scottish melodies, as lasting too. To every body the songs of Scotland are grateful; and the universal attachment to them arises from their beautiful simplicity, deep pathos, and unaffected, untrammelled melody. The romantic sway of the songs of Scotland over her sons when ‘far awa’ is to me no marvel. If they possess the power to thrill or to subdue the hearts of those who have never stepped upon the soil of that glorious country, is it at all surprising that they should exert a powerful influence over the native-born, who associate those airs with the purple heath, the blue loch, the hazy mountain-top, and the valley sleeping below?‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,What wild vows falter on the tongue,When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’The association however is touching, notalonebecause it awakens old recollections, but because the music isnatural; it is the language of the heart. Affectation has not interpopolated tortuous windings and trills and shakes, to mar its beauty, and to clip the full melodious notes of their fair proportions. It is pleasant to think that fashion, though never so potent, can neither divert nor lessen the popular attachment to the simpler melodies. We have the authority of theWoods, Wilson, Sinclair, Power, and other eminent artists for stating that ‘Black-eyed Susan,’ ‘John Anderson my Jo,’ ‘The Last Rose of Summer,’ and kindred airs, could always ‘bring down the house,’ no matter what the antagonistical musical attraction might be. We could wish that theVenerable Taurus, or ‘Old Bull,’ as many persons call him, would take a hint from this. Let him try it once; and we venture to say that no one, however uninitiated, will again retire from his splendid performances as a country friend of ours did lately, assigning as a reason: ‘I waited till about ha’-past nine; andthenhe hadn’t got donetunin’ his fiddle!’ A touch of ‘music for the general heart’ would have enchained him till morning.Christopher North, we perceive, in the lastBlackwood, fully enters into the spirit of our predilection. He has just returned from a concert of fashionable music, where he ‘tried to faint, that he might be carried out, but didn’t know how to do it,’ and was compelled to sit with compressed lips, and listen to ‘sounds from flat shrill signorinas, quavering to distraction,’ for two long hours. When he getshome, however, he ‘feeds fat his grudge’ against modern musical affectations. Let us condense a few of his objurgations:‘Itis a perfect puzzle to us by what process the standard of music has become so lowered, as to make what is ordinarily served up under that name be received as the legitimate descendant of harmony. There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and this entrancing art, it seems, has taken it; sorely dislocating its graceful limbs, and injuring its goodly proportions in the unseemly escapade. We hate your crashing, clumsy chords, and utterly spit at and defy chromatic passages, from one end of the instrument to the other, and back again; flats, sharps, and most appropriate ‘naturals,’ spattered all over the page. The essential spirit of discord seems to be let loose on our modern music. Music to soothe! the idea is obsolete. There is music to excite, much to irritate one, and much more to drive a really musical soul stark mad; but none to soothe, save that which is drawn from the hiding-places of the past. There is no repose, no refreshment to the mind, in our popular compositions. There is to us more of touching pathos, heart-thrilling expression, in some of the old psalm-tunes, feelingly played, than in a whole batch of modernisms. The strains gohome, and the ‘fountains of the great deep are broken up;’ the great deep of unfathomable feeling, that lies far, far below the surface of the world-hardened heart; and as the unwonted yet unchecked tear starts to the eye, the softened spirit yields to their influence, and shakes off the moil of earthly care; rising, purified and spiritualized, into a clearer atmosphere.’Weoften hear of odd things happening in consequence of mistakes in orthography, but seldom of any benefit accruing therefrom to the orthoöpist. But a friend mentioned to usa little circumstance the other day, which would seem to prove that it does a man good sometimes to spell somewhat at variance with oldJohnson. In a village not far hence lived a man known by the name ofBroken Jones. He had dissipated a large fortune in various law-suits; had become poor and crazy; and at last, like anotherPeebles, his sole occupation consisted in haunting the courts, lawyers’ offices, and other scenes of his misfortunes. To judge and attorneys he was a most incorrigible bore; to the latter especially, from whom he was continually soliciting opinions on cases which had long been ‘settled,’ and carried to the law-ledgers, where they were only occasionally hunted up as precedents in the suit of perhaps some other destined victims. AsJoneshadn’t a cent of money left, it was of course impossible for him to obtain any more ‘opinions;’ but this didn’t cure him of his law-mania. One morning he entered the office of lawyerD——, in a more excited state than he had exhibited for a long time, and seating himselfvis-a-viswithhisvictim, requested his ‘opinion’ on one of the ‘foregone conclusions’ already mentioned.D——happening at the moment to be very busy, endeavored to get rid of his visiter, and contrived various expedients for that purpose. ButJoneswas not in a mood to be trifled with. ‘I came, ‘Squire,’ said he, ‘to get your opinion in writing on this case, and I will have it before I leave the room, if I sit here till the day of judgment!’ The lawyer looked upon his visiter, while a thought of forcible ejectment passed through his brain; but the glaring eye and stout athletic frame which met his gaze, told him that such a course would be extremely hazardous. At length the dinner-bell rang. A bright thought struck him; and putting on his coat and hat, he tookJonesgently by the arm: ‘Come,’ said he, ‘go and dine with me.’ ‘No!’ said the latter, fiercely; ‘I’ll never dine again until I get what I came for.’ The lawyer was in a quandary, and at length, in very despair, he consented to forego his dinner and give his annoyer the desired opinion. ‘Well, well,Jones,’ said he, soothingly, ‘you shall have it;’ and gathering pens, ink and paper, he was soon seated at the table, whileJones, creeping on tiptoe across the room, stood peeping over his shoulder. The lawyer commenced: ‘My oppinion in thecase——’‘Humph!’ said the lunatic, suddenly seizing his hat, and turning on his heel, ‘I wouldn’t give ad—nfor your opinion with two p’s!’•••Manyof our public as well as private correspondents seem to have been not a little interested in the articles onMind and Instinct, in late numbers of this Magazine. A valued friend writing from Maryland, observes: ‘The collection of facts by your contributor is very industrious, their array quite skilful, and the argument very strong. I think, however, that if I had time I could pick several flaws in the reasoning, or rather erect a very good counter-argument, founded principally upon the fact that the intelligence of animals is generally as great in early youth as it is in the prime of their beasthood. The author might have added to his list of facts, an account which I read when a boy, of the practice of the baboons in Caffraria, near the orange-orchards. They arrange themselves in a row from their dens to the orange-trees. One then ascends the tree, plucks the oranges, and throws them to the next baboon, and he to the next, and so on throughout the whole file; they standing some fifty yards apart. In this manner they quickly strip a tree, and at the same time are safe from being all surprised at once. The early French missionaries in Canada, also asserted that the squirrels of that region, having denuded the country on one side of the big lake, of nuts, used to take pieces of birch bark, and hoisting their tails for canvass, float to the other side for their supply.’ We have been struck with a passage in a powerful article upon ‘The Hope that is within Us,’ in a late foreign periodical, wherein the fruitful theme of our correspondent is touched upon. ‘If matter,’ says the writer, ‘be incapable of consciousness, asJohnsonso powerfully argues inRasselas, then theanimusof brutes must be ananima, and immaterial; for the dog and the elephant not merely exhibit ‘consciousness,’ but a ‘half-reasoning’ power. And if it be true, asJohnsonmaintains, that immateriality of necessity produces immortality, then the poor Indian’s conclusion is the most logical,‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,His faithful dog shall bear him company.’The truth is, that we must depend uponrevelationfor an assurance of immortality; which promises, however, the resurrection of the body, as philosophy is unequal to its demonstration, and modern researches into animal life have rendered the proof more difficult than heretofore.’ By the by, ‘speaking of animals:’ there is a letter fromLemuel Gulliverin the last number ofBlackwood, describing a meeting of ‘delegates from the different classes of consumers ofoats, held at the Nag’s-Head inn at Horsham.’ The business of the meeting was opened by a youngRacer, who expressed his desire to promote the interests of the horse-community, and to promote any measure which might contribute to the increase of the consumption of oats, and improve the condition of his fellow quadrupeds. He considered the horse-interest greatly promoted by the practice of sowing wild oats, which he warmly commended. AHackney-coach Horsedeclared himself in favor of thesliding-scale, which he understood to mean the wooden pavement. Things went much more smoothly wherever it was established. He contended for the abolition of nose-bags, which he designated as an intolerable nuisance; urged the prohibition of chaff with oats, as unfit for the use of able-bodied horses; and indeed evinced the truth of his professions, that he ‘yielded to no horse in an anxious desire to promote the true interests of the horse-community.’ AnOld English Hunterimpressed upon the young delegates the good old adage of ‘Look before you leap,’ and urged them to go for ‘measures, not men.’A Stage Horse‘congratulated the community upon the abolition of bearing-reins, those grievous burdens upon the necks of all free-going horses; and he trusted the time would soon arrive when the blinkers would also be taken off, every corn-bin thrown open, and every horse his own leader.’ Several other steeds, in the various ranks of horse-society, addressed the meeting. ‘Resolutions, drawn by twoDray-Horses, embodying the supposed grievances of the community, were finally agreed upon, and a petition, under the hoof of the president, founded upon them, having been prepared and ordered to be presented to the House of Commons by the members for Horsham, the meeting separated, and the delegates returned to their respective stables.’•••Whathabitual theatre or opera-goer has not been tempted a thousand times to laugh outright, and quite in the wrong place, at the incongruities, the inconsistencies, the mental and physicalcatachresesof the stage, which defy illusion and destroy all vraisemblance? A London sufferer in this kind has hit off some of the salient points of these absurdities in a few ‘Recollections of the Opera:’‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauzeWith patience hear a people’s prayer,And bending to the pit’s applause,Wait while the priest repeats the air.I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl downA thunder-bolt along a wire,To burn some distant canvass town,Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid(With trills androuladesmany a score)To instant death! She, sore afraid,Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’I’ve seen two warriors in a rageDraw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!Meet face to face upon the stageTo sing a song, but not to fight!I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’Some twenty times, yet still remain;I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.I’ve known a hero wounded sore,With well-tuned voice his foes defy;And warbling stoutly on the floor,With the last flourish fall and die.I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’Theleading paper in the present number will not escape the attention nor fail to win the admiration of the reader. The description of theAscent of Mount Ætnaby our eminent artist, is forcible and graphic in the extreme. It will derive additional interest at this moment from the recent eruption of this renowned volcano, which still continued at the last advices, and by which already seventy persons had lost their lives. If our metropolitan readers would desire adueimpression of the magnificent scene which our correspondenthas described, let them drop in at the rooms of the National Academy of Design, where they will find the Burning Mountain, as seen from Taormina, depicted in all its vastness and grandeur; and not only this, but the noble series of allegorical pictures, heretofore noticed at large in this Magazine, called ‘The Voyage of Life,’ representing Childhood, Youth, Manhood, and Old Age; ‘Angels ministering to Christ in the Wilderness,’ a picture that has an horizon, and an aërial gradation toward the zenith, which alone, to say nothing of the figures, and the composition itself as a study, would richly repay a visit; ‘The Past and the Present,’ two most effective scenes, especially the second, which is overflowing with the mingled graces of poetry and art; a glorious composition, ‘An Italian Scene,’ of which we shall speak hereafter; as well as of the view of ‘Ruined Aqueducts in the Campagna di Roma,’ fading into dimness toward the imperial city, and of ‘The Notch in the White Mountains’ of New-Hampshire.Apropos: we perceive by a letter from an American at Rome, in one of the public journals, thatThorwaldsen, the great sculptor, was an enthusiastic admirer of Mr.Cole’spictures, particularly of his ‘Voyage of Life,’ which he pronounced ‘original, and new in art.’ ‘He could talk of nothing else,’ says the writer, ‘for a long time; and every time he speaks of him, he adds: ‘Ma che artista, che grand’ artista, quel vostro compatriota! Che fantasia! quanto studio della natura!’ ‘But what an artist, what a great artist, is this countryman of yours! What fancy, what study of nature!’•••Weare aware of a pair of ‘bonny blue een’ swimming in light, that will ‘come the married woman’s eye’ over a kind but most antiquarian husband, when the following is read, some two weeks from now, in their ‘little parlor’ in a town of the far west. It reaches us in theMS.of a Boston friend: ‘Old ColonelW——, formerly a well-known character in one of our eastern cities, was remarkable for but one passion out of the ordinary range of humanity, and that was for buying at auction any little lot of trumpery which came under the head of ‘miscellaneous,’ for the reason that it couldn’t be classified. Though close-fisted in general, he was continually throwing away his money by fives and tens upon such trash. In this way he had filled all the odd corners in his dwelling and out-houses with a collection of nondescript articles, that would have puzzled a philosopher to tell what they were made for, or to what use they could ever be put. This however, was but a secondary consideration with the Colonel; for he seldom troubled his head about such articles after they were once fairly housed. Not so with his wife however, who was continually remonstrating against these purchases, which served only to clutter up the house, and as food for the mirth of the domestics. But the Colonel, though he often submitted to these remonstrances of his better-half, couldn’t resist his passion; and so he went on adding from week to week to his heap of miscellanies. One day while sauntering down the street, he heard the full, rich tones of his friendC——, the well-known auctioneer, and as a matter of course stepped in to see what was being sold. On the floor he observed a collection that looked as if it might have been purloined from the garret of some museum, and around which a motley group was assembled; while on the counter stood the portly auctioneer, in the very height of a mock-indignant remonstrance with his audience. ‘Nine dollars and ninety cents!’ cried the auctioneer. ‘Gentlemen, it is a shame, it is barbarous, to stand by and permit such a sacrifice of property! Nine dol-larsandninety——Good morning, Colonel! A magnificent lot of—of—antiques—and all going for nine dollars and ninety cents. Gentlemen, you’ll never see another such lot; and all going—going—for nine dollars and ninety cents. ColonelW——, canyoupermit such a sacrifice?’ The Colonel glanced his eye over the lot, and then with a nod and a wink assured him he could not. The next instant the hammer came down, and the purchase was the Colonel’s, at ten dollars. As the articles were to be paid for and removed immediately, the Colonel lost no time in getting a cart, and having seen every thing packed up and on their way to his house, he proceeded to his own store, chuckling within himself thatnowat least he had made a bargain at which even his wife couldn’t grumble. In due time he was seated at the dinner-table, when lifting his eyes, he observed a cloud upon his wife’s brow. ‘Well, my dear?’ said he, inquiringly. ‘Well?’ repeated his wife; ‘it isnotwell, Mr. W.; I am vexed beyond endurance. You knowC——, the auctioneer?’ ‘Certainly,’ replied the Colonel; ‘and a very gentlemanly person he istoo.’ ‘Youmay think so,’ rejoined the wife, ‘but Idon’t, and I’ll tell you why. A few days ago I gathered together all the trumpery with which you have been cluttering up the house for the last twelve-month, and sent it to Mr.C——, with orders to sell the lot immediately to the highest bidder for cash. He assured me he would do so in all this week, at farthest, and pay over the proceeds to my order. And here I’ve been congratulating myself on two things: first, on having got rid of a most intolerable nuisance; and secondly, on receiving money enough therefor to purchase that new velvet hat you promised me so long ago. And now what do you think? This morning, about an hour ago,the whole load came back again, without a word of explanation!’ The Colonel looked blank for a moment, and then proceeded to clear up the mystery. But the goodvrouwwas pacified only by the promise of a ten-dollar note beside that in the hands of the auctioneer; on condition, however, that she should never mention it.’ Of course she kept her word!•••Howseldom it is that one encounters a good sonnet! Most sonnetteers of our day are like feeble-framed men walking in heavy armor; ‘the massy weight on’t galls their laden limbs.’ We remember two or three charming sonnets ofLongfellow’s;Park Benjaminhas been unwontedly felicitous in some of his examples; andH. T. Tuckermanhas excelled in the same poetical rôle. Here is a late specimen of his, from the ‘Democratic Review,’ which we regard as very beautiful:DESOLATION.Thinkye the desolate must live apart,By solemn vows to convent walls confined?Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,And in a crowd the isolated mind:Tearless behind the prison-bars of fateThe world sees not how sorrowful they stand,Gazing so fondly through the iron grateUpon the promised, yet forbidden land;Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;Silence the holy cell and calm retreatIn which unseen their meek devotions burn;Life is to them a vigil that none share,Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.‘OurAncient,’ the editor of the handsome ‘Lady’s and Gentleman’s Magazine’ hight ‘The Columbian,’ (which is to run a brisk competition, as we learn, with the other ‘pictorials,’Godey’s,Graham’s, andSnowden’s,) should have enabled us to speak of it from an examination ofour own copy, instead of being obliged to filch an idea of its merits from the counter of those most obliging gentlemen, Messrs.Burgess and Stringer. The work is a gay one externally, and spirited internally; having several good articles from good writers, male and female. One of the best things in it, however, is the paper on ‘Magazine Literature,’ by the Editor. How many writers, now well known both at home and abroad, who began and continue their literary career in theKnickerbocker, can bear testimony to the truth of the following remarks:‘Wehave said that this is the age of magazines; adverting not merely to their number, but even more especially to their excellence. They are the field, chiefly, in which literary reputation is won. Who ever thinks ofJohn Wilsonas the learned professor, or as the author of bound volumes? Who does not, whenWilson’sname is mentioned, instantly call to mind the splendid article-writer, theChristopher Northof Blackwood?Charles Lambwas long known only as theEliaof the New Monthly. Most of the modern French celebrities;Sue,Janin, and half a hundred others, have made their fame in thefeuilletonsof the Parisian journals; a more decided graft, by the way, than is elsewhere seen, of the magazine upon the newspaper. In our own country, how many there are whose names are known from the St. Lawrence to the Gulf of Mexico, that are as yet innocent of books, but have nevertheless contributed largely and well to the growing stock of American literature. How many more who are bringing themselves into notice by their monthly efforts in the pages of some popular magazine. In fact, the magazine is the true channel into which talent should direct itself for the acquisition of literary fame. The newspaper is too ephemeral; the book is not of sufficiently rapid and frequent production. The monthly magazine just hits the happy medium, enabling thewriter to present himself twelve times a year before a host of readers, in whose memories he is thus kept fresh, yet allowing him space enough to develope his thought, and time enough to do his talent justice in each article. Then, too, on the score of emolument, justly recognised now as a very essential matter, and legitimately entitled to grave consideration, the magazine offers advantages not within the reach of either book or newspaper.•••Butafter all, the great point is, that magazines are more read than any other kind of publications. They just adapt themselves to the leisure of the business man, and the taste of the idler; to the spare half hours of the notable housewife and the languid inertia of the fashionable lady. They can be dropped into a valise or a carpet-bag as a welcome provision for the wants of a journey by steam-boat or rail-road, when the country through which the traveller passes offers nothing attractive to be seen, or the eyes are weary of seeing; they while away delightfully the tedious hours of a rainy day in summer, and afford the most pleasant occupation through the long evenings of winter.’Touching the matter of payment for magazine articles: Mr.Willisinforms us that many of the American magazines pay to their more eminent contributors nearly three times the amount for a printed page that is paid by English magazines to the best writers in Great-Britain; and he instancesGodeyandGrahamas paying often twelve dollars a page to their principal contributors. This refers toa few‘principal’ writers only, as we have good reason to know, having been instrumental in sending several acceptable correspondents to those publications, who have received scarcely one-fourth of the sum mentioned. Mr.Willisadds, however, that many good writers write for nothing, and that ‘the number of clever writers has increased so much that there are thousands who can get no article accepted.’ All this is quite true. There is no magazine in America that has paid so large sums to distinguished native writers as theKnickerbocker. Indeed, ourmostdistinguished American writer was never a contributor to any other of our Monthlys than this. The books of this Magazine show, that independent of the Editor’s division of its profits as joint proprietor, or his salary as editor, (a matter which its publishers have always kept distinct from, and in all respects unconnected with, the payments to contributors,) annual sums have heretofore been paid for literarymatérielgreater than the most liberal estimate we have seen of any annual literary payment by our widely-circulated contemporaries. To the first poet in America, (not to say in the world, at this moment,) we have repeatedly paid fifty dollars for a single poem, not exceeding, in any instance, two pages in length; and the cost of prose papers from sources of kindred eminence has in many numbers exceeded fifteen dollars a page. Again: we have in several instances paid twice as much for the MS. of a continuous novel in these pages as the writer could obtain of any metropolitan book-publisher; and after appearing in volumes, it has been found that the wide publicity given to the work by theKnickerbockerhas been of greatest service to its popularity, in more than one subsequent edition. We should add, however, that we have had no lack, at any period, of excellent articles for our work at moderate prices; while many of our more popular papers have been entirely gratuitous, unless indeed the writers consider the honorable reputation which they have established in these pages assomereward for intellectual exertion. But ‘something too much of this.’ We close with a word touching the pictorial features of the ‘Columbian.’ It has four ‘plates’ proper, with an engraving of the fashions; is neatly executed by Messrs.Hopkins and Jennings, and published byIsrael Post, Number Three, Astor-House.•••Saint Valentine’s Dayis just at hand; and a pleasant correspondent, in enclosing us the following lines, begs us to mention the fact, and to refer to the festivities of the day. We know ofone‘festivity’ that will be a veryrecherchéand brilliant affair, on the evening of that day; namely, ‘The Bachelors’ Ball,’ to be given with unwonted splendor at the Astor-House, under the supervision of accomplished managers, whose taste and liberality have already been abundantly tested. ‘Take it as a matter granted,’ says our friend, ‘that very many of your lady-readers will commit matrimony before the year is done; and tell them so plainly; for it will gratify their palpitating hearts; and even should it not be true in every individual case, the disappointed ones will never complain of you for the pleasing delusion; for it was their own fault, of course, not yours. It behooves you, moreover, as a conservator of the general weal, to give the young wives that are to be some goodly counsel; and to aid you in the laudable office of advice-giver, I send you some appropriate verses, which some fifteenyears ago went the rounds of the press, and met with ‘acceptance bounteous.’ The moral of the stanzas, I take it, is unexceptionable, whatever may be said of their execution:’EPISTLEADDRESSED TO A YOUNG LADY JUST MARRIED.Onmatrimony’s fickle seaI hear thou’rt ventured fairly;Though young in years, it may not beThy bark is launched too early.Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,That on the stormy waterThou’lt prove a wife obedient,As thou hast been a daughter.If every wish of mine were bliss,If every hope were pleasure,Thou wouldst with him find happiness,And he in thee a treasure:For every wish and hope of mine,And every thought and feeling,Is for the weal of thee and thine,As true as my revealing.To please thy husband in all things,Forever be thou zealous;And bear in mind that Love has wings,Then never make him jealous:For if Love from his perch once flies,How weak are Beauty’s jesses!In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,And thy dishevelled tresses.Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,Be sparing of thy parties;Where fashion riots in excess,O! nothing there of heart is!And can its palling sweets compareWith love of faithful bosom?Then of the fatal tree beware,There’s poison in its blossom!Each thought and wish in him confide,No secret from him cherish;Whenever thou hast aught to hide,The better feelings perish.In whatsoe’er ye do or say,O never with him palter;Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’Before the holy altar.Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt findIn married life to tease ye,And should thy husband seem unkind,Averse to smile, or please ye,Think that amid the cares of lifeHis troubles fret and fear him;Then smile as it becomes a wife,And labor well to cheer him.Aye answer him with loving word,Be each tone kindly spoken,For sometimes is the holy cordBy angry jarring broken.Then curb thy temper in its rage,And fretful be thou never;For broken once, a fearful changeFrowns over both forever.Upon thy neck light hang the chain,For Hymen now hath bound ye,O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,And smiling friends surround ye.Then fare ye well, and may each timeThe sun smiles, find ye wiser:Pray kindly take the well-meant rhymeOf thy sincere adviser.Throughthe kindness of Messrs.Mason and Tuttle, Nassau-street, (who import theoriginalsfor immediate circulation to American subscribers,) we have our copies of the foreign Monthlys, as well as of the ‘Edinburgh,’ ‘Foreign,’ and ‘Quarterly’ Reviews for the current quarter. The ‘Quarterly, so savage and tartarly,’ has a notice of the ‘Change for American Notes,’ which is not conceived in the kindest spirit toward this country. It reviewsPrescott’slate work, however, at great length, and welcomes it with cordial commendation. Among other ‘good words,’ the reviewer observes: ‘He is full and copious, without being prolix and wearisome; his narrative is flowing and spirited, sometimes very picturesque; his style is pure, sound English.’ In conclusion, the reviewer says: ‘We close with expressing our satisfaction that Mr.Prescotthas given us an opportunity at this time of showing our deep sympathy, the sympathy of kindred and of blood, with Americans who like himself do honor to our common literature. Mr.Prescottmay take his place among the real good English writers of history in modern times.’ The ‘Foreign Quarterly’ opens with a paper upon ‘The Poets and Poetry of America,’ ostensibly based upon Mr.Griswold’sbook. It is not altogether a review, however, but a very coarse and evidently malignant tirade against America, her people, institutions, manners, customs, literature; every thing, in short, that she is and that she contains. We annex a hasty synopsis of thecriticalportion of the article in question.Halleckis ‘praised, and that highly too.’ His ‘Marco Bozzaris’ is pronounced ‘a master-piece,’ and the ‘most perfect specimen of versification in American literature;’ and himself as possessing ‘a complete knowledge of the musical mysteries of his art.’ A quotation is made, with much laud, from his ‘Red-Jacket,’ but the lines are spoiled by two gross errors; one in the last lineof the third, and the other in the first line of the fifth stanza. The highest encomiums are justly bestowed uponBryant, as a ‘purely American poet,’ who ‘treats the works of Nature with a religious solemnity, and brings to the contemplation of her grandest relations a pure and serious spirit. His poetry is reflective but not sad; grave in its depths but brightened in its flow by the sunshine of the imagination. He never paints on gauze; he is always earnest, always poetical; his manner is every where graceful and unaffected.’ The illustrative quotation is from ‘An Evening Reverie,’ written by Mr.Bryantfor theKnickerbocker.Longfellowis pronounced to be ‘unquestionably the first of American poets; the most thoughtful and chaste; the most elaborate and finished. His poems are distinguished by severe intellectual beauty, by dulcet sweetness of expression, a wise and hopeful spirit, and a complete command over every variety of rhythm. They are neither numerous nor long, but of that compact texture which will last for posterity.’Spragueis represented as having in certain of his poems imitatedShakspeareandCollinsrather too closely for all three to be original. ‘Pierpontis crowded with coincidences which look very likeplagiarisms;’ ‘but,’ adds the reviewer, ‘it is reserved forCharles Fenno Hoffmanto distance all plagiarists of ancient and modern times in the enormity and openness of his thefts. He isMoorehocused for the American market. His songs arerifaciamentos. The turns of the melody, the flowing of the images, the scintillating conceits, are allMoore. Sometimes he steals his very words.’ Mrs.Sigourney’spoetry is said to be characterized by ‘feeble verbosity’ and ‘lady-like inanity,’ and Mrs.Osgoodis represented as being in the same category. After quoting certain characteristic lines of Mr.John Neal, describing the eye of a poet as ‘brimful of water and light,’ and his forehead as being ‘alarmingly bright,’ the reviewer adds: ‘We find a pleasant relief from these distressing hallucinations, in the poems ofAlfred B. Street. He is a descriptive poet, and at the head of his class. His pictures of American scenery are full ofgustoand freshness; sometimes too wild and diffuse, but always true and beautiful.’ So some are praised and some are blamed—‘thus runs the world away!’•••Weare made aware, and we would not have our correspondents ignorant of the fact, that there is a critical eye monthly upon our pages, that is keen to discover errors (as well as beauties) in language and construction of sentences. See: ‘By the by, what a miserable language is our English in some respects; so awkward, so incompact! Look at the phrase ‘unheard of,’ and compare it with the Latin ‘inauditus.’ What a pity we were not born Romans or Greeks, with Yankee notions! Tell your Gotham friends that if they are speaking of a ruinousbrickwall, they must saydilaterated, from ‘later,’ a brick, and not ‘dilapidated,’ from ‘lapis,’ a stone. One might as well say a man is ‘stoned’ to death with brick-bats.’•••Whatsad and startling contrasts are presented to the eye and mind of one who attentively looks over the illustrated newspapers of the British metropolis! On one hand, pictures of triumphal processions, arches, bonfires, illuminations, rich presents, gorgeous equipages, state-beds, ‘royal poultry-houses, owleries, and pigeonries,’ accompanied by elaborate descriptions, arrest the attention; on the other, there is a picture of a city ‘Asylum for the Destitute,’ where poor naked wretches find a temporary refuge from the pitiless winter storm without: huddling round a dim fire, or sunk exhausted upon the straw in the human ‘stalls,’ or clutching at their bowls of pauper-soup; a scene whose true character is enforced by accounts of poor women making shirts fora farthing apiece, a hard day’s work; sleeping four in a bed; purchasing with the scanty pittance tea-leaves to boil over again! Hardly-entreated brothers and sisters of humanity! not always shall the glaring inequality that surrounds you, crush your spirits to the earth!•••Thereis a pleasant pen in our metropolitan ‘Aurora,’ which occasionally dashes off sententious paragraphs that flash and sparkle like snow-crust in a moon-lit night in winter. There is evidently aFoster-ing hand over its columns; andthroughthem (let us add, as it isthatof which we especially wish to speak,) over the reputation of Mr.Willis. The remarks in a late number of that journal, under the head of ‘Mr. Willis’s Defence’ against a scurrilous attack on his private character in a down-eastern print, were equally just and felicitous. Had it been generallyknown in his native town who was the instigator of that attack, we have good authority for saying that, gross as it was, Mr.Williswould have considered it utterly beneath his notice. As it was, however, he deemed it not amiss at one and the same time to punish skulking envy and impotent malignity; to vindicate his reputation with his townsmen against unprovoked calumny; and to render the repetition of any obnoxious remarks from the same source altogether ‘of none effect’ and unworthy of heed. This he accomplished by his ‘Defence’ and the ‘terrors of the law,’ which speedily produced a satisfactory sample of wholesale word-eating.•••Ofall the Polichinellos we have ever encountered, we consider ‘Punch, or the London Charivari,’ the best. His fun is exhaustless. He ought to be knighted and appointed court-jester to KingEnnui. ‘Laughter,’ he tells us, ‘is a divine faculty. It is one of the few, nay, the only one redeeming grace in that thunder-cased, profligate old scoundrelJupiter, that he sometimes laughs: he is saved from the disgust of all respectable people by the amenity of a broad grin.’ We ourselves hold with the pleasantLincoln Ramble: ‘I love a hearty laugh; I love toheara hearty laugh above all other sounds. It is the music of the heart; the thrills of those chords which vibrate from no bad touch; the language Heaven has given us to carry on the exchange of sincere and disinterested sympathies.’ And to the end that ‘laughter free and silvery from the heart may escape the reader, doing rightful honor toPunch, and bestowing cheerfulness and health upon the laughter,’ we proceed to present a few excerpta which arrested our attention in looking over late files. We suspect that the annexed report of the ‘doings of Royalty’ in the country have more than once had a precedent.Prince Albertis here at Dayton-Manor, the seat of SirRobert Peel: ‘Her Majesty slept extremely well; but whether it was the air of Dayton, or the conversation of the host, did not transpire. At eleven o’clock in the morning, Prince Albert went out to shoot. The guns were ordered at ten and the game was desired to be in attendance at half-past. The Prince first went in a boat on the water, where several ducks were appointed to be in waiting. Having granted an audience to the whole of them, and unintentionally honored two by shooting them, though it was another duck who had the distinguished gratification of being aimed at and missed, his Royal Highness landed. A numerous meeting of hares and pheasants having been called to pay their respects to the Prince, the game-keepers forming an outer circle, with their guns pointed to keep the game well up to the mark, His Royal Highness shot sixty pheasants, twenty-five head of hares, eight rabbits and one wood-cock, who would cock his bill opposite the muzzle of Royalty.’ The poetical advertisement of oneMoses, a slop-shop clothes-man, is pleasantly ‘reviewed.’ Of his ‘PrinceAlbertcoats,’Punchsays: ‘Whatever may be the resemblance between the Prince and the coat, the similarity certainly ends with the price; one costing thirty shillings and the other thirty thousand pounds per annum.’ Here is a touch at Moses’ sea-coats:‘These coats for nautical pursuitsHave qualities no one disputes;The very texture of their clothSeems to defy the ocean’s wrath:And then their form and make as wellAre suited to the billows’ swell.’What can be happier than the allusion to the fact mentioned in the last two lines; namely, that the coat is quite a match for the billows, being as great a swell as any of them? The poet dashes off a few lines on trowsers, finishing with the following couplet, which is not likely to encourage purchasers. It is stated, and we dare say truly, that if any one puts on a pair ofMoses’trowsers he becomes at once an object of general observation:‘While oft such cries as these escape;Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’It is a very natural consequence, no doubt, of disporting one’s-self in doe-skins made for seven-pence a pair; but the cries of ‘There’s a figure! there’s a shape!’ must make thetrowsers rather dear to any one who wishes to walk about peaceably, unmolested by this species of street-criticism.’ Under the head of ‘Bolsters for Behindhand Botanists,’ we find these original questions and answers: ‘What are the most difficult roots to extract from the ground?’ The cube-root. ‘What is the pistil of a flower?’ It is that instrument with which the flower shoots. ‘What is meant by the word stamina?’ It means the pluck or courage which enables the flower to shoot.’ ‘The reversionary interest of a life-crossing, with retail lucifer business attached,’ is offered by a street-sweeper near the Bank of England, he having ‘prigged vat vasn’t his’n, and gone to pris’n.’ ‘He effected an irregular transfer at the bank one day, which, whatever his doubts upon the subject might previously have been, led to his ultimate conviction.’ The ‘ComicBlackstone’ enlightens us upon one of the ‘King’s prerogatives’: ‘The King is the fountain of justice, from which are supplied all the leaden reservoirs in Westminster-Hall, and the pumps at the inferior tribunals.’ Among the public inquiries is the following: ‘At a crowded meeting at Islington, on the question of granting a theatrical license, the papers state that the judges declined at first, but upon the urgent appeal of an advocate, ‘the bench gave way.’ Are we to understand from this that the opposition fell to the ground?’ In ‘Punch’sAlmanac’ for 1844, we find among other side-remarks, the annexed: under May seventh: ‘Washington Irvingon his way to Madrid as American Ambassador, is entertained in London, 1842. America takes the hand of Spain, and puts her bestpeninto it.’ ‘June sixth: The first cargo of ice comes from America, 1843, for the relief of those who had burnt their fingers with Pennsylvania bonds.’ ‘Time is money; but it doesn’t follow that man is a capitalist who has a great quantity of it on his hands.’Punch’s‘Literary Intelligence’ is very full. From it we gather that the author of the ‘Mothers,’ ‘Wives,’ ‘Maids,’ and ‘Daughters’ of England has another work in press, entitled ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ ‘No grandmother’s education will be complete till she has read and re-read ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ The book is the very best guide to oval suction extant.’ So says an ‘Evening Paper.’•••Weshould be glad to be informed ofthe nameof any real or pretended lover of the turf and its manifold interests, or of an admirer of one of the most entertaining weekly journals on this continent, who could askmorethan is offered by the ‘Spirit of the Times’ to all new subscribers to that widely-popular sheet; being no less than any five of those fine large quarto engravings on steel, from original paintings, of Col.Johnsonand M’lleAugusta, among ‘us humans,’ and among our four-footed friends ‘of the lower house,’ Ripton, Confidence, Boston, Wagner, Monarch, Leviathan, Argyle, Black-Maria, Grey-Eagle, Shark, Hedgeford, John Bascombe, and Monmouth-Eclipse. On the second day of March a new volume commences; when we hope that this accredited organ of the sporting world, which has raised the prices of blood-stock in this country beyond all precedent, and which in its literary and dramatic departments is without a rival in this or any other country, will take a long lease of a healthful existence, and go on ‘prospering and to prosper.’•••Thereader will be amused we think with the ‘Veritable Sea-Story,’ told by our friendHarry Franco, in a species of poetry run mad, in preceding pages. He writes us: ‘I send you an epic poem for theKnickerbocker, founded on facts within my own personal experience. I mention this lest you should deem it destitute of merit; for it possesses the greatest merit that any human composition can possess; namely, truth. And in this respect, if in no other, my poem is beyond dispute superior to the Iliad and Paradise Lost. However, tastes differ, I am aware; and you may possibly prefer those two epics to mine! They are longer, it is true; but then I think it will be conceded, even by the critics of thePohschool, that my metre is sufficiently long, even though my story is short. While others measure their verse by the ‘feet,’ I measure mine by the yard.’•••D.’spaper, (of Georgia,) so thickly interlarded with French, and Italian synonymes for far more expressive English words, reminds us of an old ‘ignorant ramus’ in the country, who was always eking out his meaning by three or four familiar Latin terms, which he almost invariably misapplied. He observed one day to a neighbor, who was speaking disrespectfully of a deceased townsman, ‘Well, he’s gone to be judged.E pluribusunum—‘speak no evil of the dead’—as the Latin proverb says!’•••‘The New World’ enters upon a new year in a very beautiful dress, and with renewed attractions in all its internal departments. Its large clear types, impressed upon good paper, are exceedingly pleasant to the eye, and what they convey to the reader is equally agreeable to the mind ‘studious of novelty’ and variety. The success which it deserves, we are glad to learn it abundantly receives. The ‘Brother Jonathan’ has changed proprietors, cast its old skin, and comes out as bright and fresh as a June morning. The versatile Mrs.Ann Stephens(a lady of fine intellect, who has produced better prose tales and home-sketches than any one of her gifted contemporaries) and Messrs.M‘Lachlin and Snow, the resident editors of the ‘Jonathan,’ discharged their functions to due public acceptance; but a name soinvariablyconnected with unsuccessful publications that it has come to be justly regarded as the sure precursor and inevitable cause of failure, was at the head of the journal as ‘principal editor;’ and ‘down east’ editorial-ings, transmitted by the yard, and endless unreadable tales, claiming a kindred paternity, gradually ‘choked its wholesome growth,’ and finally brought it to a temporary end. The new proprietor however has wisely declined this ‘principal’ incumbrance; and having secured the services of an able editor in the person ofHenry C. Deming, Esq., a gentleman of high literary distinction, and of popular correspondents, the journal is already, as we learn, rejoicing in a rapidly-enhancing list of subscribers. Success to thee, ‘Brother Jonathan!’•••The‘Yankee Trick’ described by our Medford (Mass.) correspondent is on file for insertion. It is inoneof its features not unlike the anecdote of an old official Dutchman in the valley of the Mohawk, who one day stopped a Yankee pedler journeying slowly through the valley on the Sabbath, and informed him that he must ‘put up’ for the day; or ‘if it vashneshessarydat he should travel, he must pay de fine for de pass.’ Itwasnecessary, it seems; for he told the Yankee to write the pass, and he would sign it; ‘thathe could do, though he didn’t much write, nor read writin’.’ The pass was written and signed with the Dutchman’s hieroglyphics, and the pedler went forth ‘into the bowels of the land, without impediment.’ Some six months afterward, a brother Dutchman, who kept a ‘store’ farther down the Mohawk, in ‘settling’ with the pious official, brought in, among other accounts, an order for twenty-five dollars’ worth of goods. ‘How ish dat?’ said the Sunday-officer; ‘Inever give no order; let me see him.’ The order was produced; he put on his spectacles and examined it. ‘Yaäs, dat ish mine name, sartain—yaäs; but—it ish datd——dYankee pass!’•••Ourtown-readers, many of them, will remember the birdMino, who was so fond of chatting in a rich mellow voice with the customers at the old Quaker’s seed-store in Nassau-street. His counterpart may at this moment be seen at ‘an hostel’ near by; but the associations and language of the modern bird are very dissimilar. ‘How are you?’ is his first salutation; ‘do you smoke?’ his next: ‘What’ll you drink? Brandy-and water?—glass o’ wine?’ It has a most whimsical effect, to hear such anti-temperance invitations from the bill of a bird, whose bright eye is fixed unwinkingly upon you. The Washingtonians should ‘look out for him.’•••Theeditor of theAlbionhas issued to his subscribers a very fine large quarto engraving, in mezzo-tint bySadd, ofHeath’scelebrated line-engraving ofWashington. Its size is twenty by twenty-seven inches, and represents thePater Patriæin his most elevated character; that of a Chief Magistrate elevated by the free suffrages of his countrymen, after having voluntarily laid down his military authority. This print cannot fail to be acceptable to every reader of the Albion, unless he shall be too narrow-minded to honor true nobleness and dignity of character in one who by force of circumstances once stood in a warlike relation to his country. Apropos of the ‘Albion:’ is our friend the Editor aware that ‘The Evening before the Wedding,’ published as original in a late issue, was translated for theKnickerbocker?•••‘Ohdem! dem!’ There is on thetapisa new daily journal, to be called ‘The Exclusive,’ which is to be the very antithesis of every thing in the ‘cheap and vulgar’ line; no slanders, no crim. con.’s, no horrible accidents; ‘no nothing’ of that sort. The affair is already creating some excitement among thebeau-monde. The reputed editors are literary men of the world, who‘know their way.’ Circulars in gold-edged and perfumed paper are already flying about.On dit: that the carriers are to be dressed in uniform, and deliver the paper in white kid gloves; that pastiles are to be kept burning in the publication-office, to disinfect the air of the room of ink and damp sheets; and that only those of the first respectability and acknowledged standing in gay society, are permitted to subscribe to or receive the journal at all!•••Hereis a rich specimen ofclerical catachresis, which we derive from an eastern correspondent: ‘Our good dominie gave us on Sunday a sermon on the ocean; its wonders, its glories, its beauties; its infinity, its profundity, its mightiness, etc., ‘But,’ said he, ‘what is all this?It is but a drop in the bucket of God’s infinity!’ I wonder what is outside of it!’•••Itis not the wont of the Editor of this Magazine, as those of its readers who have followed us through twenty-two volumes of theKnickerbockercan bear witness, to trumpet in its pages the many kind things that are said of us by the public press; but as a fragment is wanted to fill out this page; as we are just at the commencement of a new volume; and as we are more than pleased at the cordiality with which the first number of it has been received; we shall venture to select from a great number of testimonials one or two for insertion here, which are the more gratifying, that they evince the regard in which the ‘Old Knick.’ is held at home, and by those who have known us the longest and most intimately. TheNew-York Courier and Enquirersays of our last number:‘Thissterling Monthly is always punctual to a day in its issues, promptly appearing with the dawn of the month, though our notices of it frequently lag sadly behind it. It is yet, however, by no means too late to say that it enters upon the year ’44 and its twenty-third volume with ability and zeal unabated, and that it is yet, as it has been heretofore, by far the handsomest, ablest, and most interesting literary Monthly issued in this country. Each number contains over a hundred pages, and in the Editor’s Table alone is often found more matter than the entire body of some of its rivals contains. It has a long list of zealous correspondents, bound to it not more by interest than affection, and numbering among them the most gifted and distinguished writers in the country. The ‘Quod Correspondence,’ a novel which is running through the successive numbers, is one of the best works of the kind ever written; its scenes possess a deep dramatic interest, and throughout the whole, moral principles are clearly and powerfully evolved. ‘The Idleberg Papers’ is the general title of another capital series, and the work is otherwise filled with excellent prose and generally good poetry. The ‘Editor’s Table’ is by far the most racy and entertaining collection of anecdotes, humorous and pathetic passages, slight criticisms, etc., to be met in any magazine. We cordially commend the old and excellentKnickerbockerto the continued love and patronage of the public.’TheEvening Postbestows upon the number praise equally warm and cordial. It adverts to its typographical appearance, with the remark that ‘it is beautifully printed; that even those parts which are put in the smallest characters are so distinctly impressed that the dimmest eyes may read them.’ It lauds especially the article on ‘Descriptive Poetry,’ the ‘Idleberg Papers,’ the ‘Sketches of East Florida,’ and some of the poetry; and the editor,William Cullen Bryant, Esq., is kind enough to add, that ‘no part is better than the Editor’s Table, which presents as excellent a Salmagundi as was ever served up.’ We scarcely dare claim to haveearnedthese high encomiums; but we are anxious to evince to our subscribers, and especially to those new friends (andtheirfriends) who have begun the year with us, that we shall spare no pains todeservethem. It will be our constant aim not only tomaintainthe reputation which theKnickerbockernow sustains, but in return for theaffectionwith which it seems to be every where regarded, and the liberal patronage which it has always retained, and which is now generously increased by our friends, toenhanceit by every means in our power. But, to make use of two French words which have never before been quoted in America, to our knowledge—‘Nous Verrons!’

Gossip with Readers and Correspondents.—Willthe author of ‘Public Concert-Singing’ favor us with his address? We are desirous of communicating with him, although he doesnot‘find his hastily-jotted thoughts in the pages of theKnickerbocker,’ for reasons which perhaps he can partly divine from the present number, and which we could impart more directly in a private note. We agree with him entirely in his views; and if he will permit us, we will here quote a passage from an article which we penned upon a subject collateral to his general theme, many years ago, before we were hampered with the professional ‘we,’ and could write out of our ‘company dress.’ It is a little sketch of the first public singing, save that of the church, to which we had ever listened: ‘How well do I remember it! It was at the theatre of a country village; a rough, barn-like edifice, at which several Stentor-lunged Thespians ‘from the New-York and Philadelphia Theatres’ split the ears of the groundlings, and murderedShakspeare’sheroes and the King’s English. I had been watching with boyish curiosity the play which had just concluded: the mottled, patched, yellowish-green curtain had descended upon the personages whose sorrows were my own; and I was gazing vacantly at the long row of tallow candles placed in holes bored for the purpose in the stage, and at the two fiddlers who composed ‘the orchestra,’ and who were reconnoitering the house. Presently a small bell was rung, with a jerk. There was a flourish or two from ‘the orchestra;’ another tinkle of the bell; and up rose the faded drapery. An interval of a moment succeeded, during which half of a large mountain was removed from the scenery, and a piece of forest shoved up to the ambitious wood that had been aspiring to overtop the Alps. At length a young lady, whom I had just seen butchered in a most horrid manner by a villain, came from the side of the stage with a smile, which, while it displayed her white teeth, wrought the rouge upon her face into very perceptible corrugations, and made a lowly courtesy. She walked with measured step three or four times across the stage, in the full blaze of the flaring candles, smiling again, and hemming, to clear her voice. Presently a perfect stillness prevailed; ‘awed Consumption checked his chided cough;’ every urchin suspended his cat-call; and ‘the boldest held his breath for a time.’ Our vocalist looked at the leader of the orchestra and his fellow-fiddlers, and commenced, in harmony with their instruments. How touching was that song! I shall never have my soul so enrapt again. Thatfreshnessof young admiration possessed my spirit which can come but once. The air was ‘The Braes of Balquither,’ a charming melody, meetly wedded to the noble lines ofTannehill; andenthusiasm was at its height when the singer had concluded the following stanza, almost sublime in its picturesque beauty:‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’The air was old as the hills, but like all Scottish melodies, as lasting too. To every body the songs of Scotland are grateful; and the universal attachment to them arises from their beautiful simplicity, deep pathos, and unaffected, untrammelled melody. The romantic sway of the songs of Scotland over her sons when ‘far awa’ is to me no marvel. If they possess the power to thrill or to subdue the hearts of those who have never stepped upon the soil of that glorious country, is it at all surprising that they should exert a powerful influence over the native-born, who associate those airs with the purple heath, the blue loch, the hazy mountain-top, and the valley sleeping below?‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,What wild vows falter on the tongue,When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’The association however is touching, notalonebecause it awakens old recollections, but because the music isnatural; it is the language of the heart. Affectation has not interpopolated tortuous windings and trills and shakes, to mar its beauty, and to clip the full melodious notes of their fair proportions. It is pleasant to think that fashion, though never so potent, can neither divert nor lessen the popular attachment to the simpler melodies. We have the authority of theWoods, Wilson, Sinclair, Power, and other eminent artists for stating that ‘Black-eyed Susan,’ ‘John Anderson my Jo,’ ‘The Last Rose of Summer,’ and kindred airs, could always ‘bring down the house,’ no matter what the antagonistical musical attraction might be. We could wish that theVenerable Taurus, or ‘Old Bull,’ as many persons call him, would take a hint from this. Let him try it once; and we venture to say that no one, however uninitiated, will again retire from his splendid performances as a country friend of ours did lately, assigning as a reason: ‘I waited till about ha’-past nine; andthenhe hadn’t got donetunin’ his fiddle!’ A touch of ‘music for the general heart’ would have enchained him till morning.Christopher North, we perceive, in the lastBlackwood, fully enters into the spirit of our predilection. He has just returned from a concert of fashionable music, where he ‘tried to faint, that he might be carried out, but didn’t know how to do it,’ and was compelled to sit with compressed lips, and listen to ‘sounds from flat shrill signorinas, quavering to distraction,’ for two long hours. When he getshome, however, he ‘feeds fat his grudge’ against modern musical affectations. Let us condense a few of his objurgations:‘Itis a perfect puzzle to us by what process the standard of music has become so lowered, as to make what is ordinarily served up under that name be received as the legitimate descendant of harmony. There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and this entrancing art, it seems, has taken it; sorely dislocating its graceful limbs, and injuring its goodly proportions in the unseemly escapade. We hate your crashing, clumsy chords, and utterly spit at and defy chromatic passages, from one end of the instrument to the other, and back again; flats, sharps, and most appropriate ‘naturals,’ spattered all over the page. The essential spirit of discord seems to be let loose on our modern music. Music to soothe! the idea is obsolete. There is music to excite, much to irritate one, and much more to drive a really musical soul stark mad; but none to soothe, save that which is drawn from the hiding-places of the past. There is no repose, no refreshment to the mind, in our popular compositions. There is to us more of touching pathos, heart-thrilling expression, in some of the old psalm-tunes, feelingly played, than in a whole batch of modernisms. The strains gohome, and the ‘fountains of the great deep are broken up;’ the great deep of unfathomable feeling, that lies far, far below the surface of the world-hardened heart; and as the unwonted yet unchecked tear starts to the eye, the softened spirit yields to their influence, and shakes off the moil of earthly care; rising, purified and spiritualized, into a clearer atmosphere.’Weoften hear of odd things happening in consequence of mistakes in orthography, but seldom of any benefit accruing therefrom to the orthoöpist. But a friend mentioned to usa little circumstance the other day, which would seem to prove that it does a man good sometimes to spell somewhat at variance with oldJohnson. In a village not far hence lived a man known by the name ofBroken Jones. He had dissipated a large fortune in various law-suits; had become poor and crazy; and at last, like anotherPeebles, his sole occupation consisted in haunting the courts, lawyers’ offices, and other scenes of his misfortunes. To judge and attorneys he was a most incorrigible bore; to the latter especially, from whom he was continually soliciting opinions on cases which had long been ‘settled,’ and carried to the law-ledgers, where they were only occasionally hunted up as precedents in the suit of perhaps some other destined victims. AsJoneshadn’t a cent of money left, it was of course impossible for him to obtain any more ‘opinions;’ but this didn’t cure him of his law-mania. One morning he entered the office of lawyerD——, in a more excited state than he had exhibited for a long time, and seating himselfvis-a-viswithhisvictim, requested his ‘opinion’ on one of the ‘foregone conclusions’ already mentioned.D——happening at the moment to be very busy, endeavored to get rid of his visiter, and contrived various expedients for that purpose. ButJoneswas not in a mood to be trifled with. ‘I came, ‘Squire,’ said he, ‘to get your opinion in writing on this case, and I will have it before I leave the room, if I sit here till the day of judgment!’ The lawyer looked upon his visiter, while a thought of forcible ejectment passed through his brain; but the glaring eye and stout athletic frame which met his gaze, told him that such a course would be extremely hazardous. At length the dinner-bell rang. A bright thought struck him; and putting on his coat and hat, he tookJonesgently by the arm: ‘Come,’ said he, ‘go and dine with me.’ ‘No!’ said the latter, fiercely; ‘I’ll never dine again until I get what I came for.’ The lawyer was in a quandary, and at length, in very despair, he consented to forego his dinner and give his annoyer the desired opinion. ‘Well, well,Jones,’ said he, soothingly, ‘you shall have it;’ and gathering pens, ink and paper, he was soon seated at the table, whileJones, creeping on tiptoe across the room, stood peeping over his shoulder. The lawyer commenced: ‘My oppinion in thecase——’‘Humph!’ said the lunatic, suddenly seizing his hat, and turning on his heel, ‘I wouldn’t give ad—nfor your opinion with two p’s!’•••Manyof our public as well as private correspondents seem to have been not a little interested in the articles onMind and Instinct, in late numbers of this Magazine. A valued friend writing from Maryland, observes: ‘The collection of facts by your contributor is very industrious, their array quite skilful, and the argument very strong. I think, however, that if I had time I could pick several flaws in the reasoning, or rather erect a very good counter-argument, founded principally upon the fact that the intelligence of animals is generally as great in early youth as it is in the prime of their beasthood. The author might have added to his list of facts, an account which I read when a boy, of the practice of the baboons in Caffraria, near the orange-orchards. They arrange themselves in a row from their dens to the orange-trees. One then ascends the tree, plucks the oranges, and throws them to the next baboon, and he to the next, and so on throughout the whole file; they standing some fifty yards apart. In this manner they quickly strip a tree, and at the same time are safe from being all surprised at once. The early French missionaries in Canada, also asserted that the squirrels of that region, having denuded the country on one side of the big lake, of nuts, used to take pieces of birch bark, and hoisting their tails for canvass, float to the other side for their supply.’ We have been struck with a passage in a powerful article upon ‘The Hope that is within Us,’ in a late foreign periodical, wherein the fruitful theme of our correspondent is touched upon. ‘If matter,’ says the writer, ‘be incapable of consciousness, asJohnsonso powerfully argues inRasselas, then theanimusof brutes must be ananima, and immaterial; for the dog and the elephant not merely exhibit ‘consciousness,’ but a ‘half-reasoning’ power. And if it be true, asJohnsonmaintains, that immateriality of necessity produces immortality, then the poor Indian’s conclusion is the most logical,‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,His faithful dog shall bear him company.’The truth is, that we must depend uponrevelationfor an assurance of immortality; which promises, however, the resurrection of the body, as philosophy is unequal to its demonstration, and modern researches into animal life have rendered the proof more difficult than heretofore.’ By the by, ‘speaking of animals:’ there is a letter fromLemuel Gulliverin the last number ofBlackwood, describing a meeting of ‘delegates from the different classes of consumers ofoats, held at the Nag’s-Head inn at Horsham.’ The business of the meeting was opened by a youngRacer, who expressed his desire to promote the interests of the horse-community, and to promote any measure which might contribute to the increase of the consumption of oats, and improve the condition of his fellow quadrupeds. He considered the horse-interest greatly promoted by the practice of sowing wild oats, which he warmly commended. AHackney-coach Horsedeclared himself in favor of thesliding-scale, which he understood to mean the wooden pavement. Things went much more smoothly wherever it was established. He contended for the abolition of nose-bags, which he designated as an intolerable nuisance; urged the prohibition of chaff with oats, as unfit for the use of able-bodied horses; and indeed evinced the truth of his professions, that he ‘yielded to no horse in an anxious desire to promote the true interests of the horse-community.’ AnOld English Hunterimpressed upon the young delegates the good old adage of ‘Look before you leap,’ and urged them to go for ‘measures, not men.’A Stage Horse‘congratulated the community upon the abolition of bearing-reins, those grievous burdens upon the necks of all free-going horses; and he trusted the time would soon arrive when the blinkers would also be taken off, every corn-bin thrown open, and every horse his own leader.’ Several other steeds, in the various ranks of horse-society, addressed the meeting. ‘Resolutions, drawn by twoDray-Horses, embodying the supposed grievances of the community, were finally agreed upon, and a petition, under the hoof of the president, founded upon them, having been prepared and ordered to be presented to the House of Commons by the members for Horsham, the meeting separated, and the delegates returned to their respective stables.’•••Whathabitual theatre or opera-goer has not been tempted a thousand times to laugh outright, and quite in the wrong place, at the incongruities, the inconsistencies, the mental and physicalcatachresesof the stage, which defy illusion and destroy all vraisemblance? A London sufferer in this kind has hit off some of the salient points of these absurdities in a few ‘Recollections of the Opera:’‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauzeWith patience hear a people’s prayer,And bending to the pit’s applause,Wait while the priest repeats the air.I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl downA thunder-bolt along a wire,To burn some distant canvass town,Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid(With trills androuladesmany a score)To instant death! She, sore afraid,Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’I’ve seen two warriors in a rageDraw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!Meet face to face upon the stageTo sing a song, but not to fight!I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’Some twenty times, yet still remain;I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.I’ve known a hero wounded sore,With well-tuned voice his foes defy;And warbling stoutly on the floor,With the last flourish fall and die.I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’Theleading paper in the present number will not escape the attention nor fail to win the admiration of the reader. The description of theAscent of Mount Ætnaby our eminent artist, is forcible and graphic in the extreme. It will derive additional interest at this moment from the recent eruption of this renowned volcano, which still continued at the last advices, and by which already seventy persons had lost their lives. If our metropolitan readers would desire adueimpression of the magnificent scene which our correspondenthas described, let them drop in at the rooms of the National Academy of Design, where they will find the Burning Mountain, as seen from Taormina, depicted in all its vastness and grandeur; and not only this, but the noble series of allegorical pictures, heretofore noticed at large in this Magazine, called ‘The Voyage of Life,’ representing Childhood, Youth, Manhood, and Old Age; ‘Angels ministering to Christ in the Wilderness,’ a picture that has an horizon, and an aërial gradation toward the zenith, which alone, to say nothing of the figures, and the composition itself as a study, would richly repay a visit; ‘The Past and the Present,’ two most effective scenes, especially the second, which is overflowing with the mingled graces of poetry and art; a glorious composition, ‘An Italian Scene,’ of which we shall speak hereafter; as well as of the view of ‘Ruined Aqueducts in the Campagna di Roma,’ fading into dimness toward the imperial city, and of ‘The Notch in the White Mountains’ of New-Hampshire.Apropos: we perceive by a letter from an American at Rome, in one of the public journals, thatThorwaldsen, the great sculptor, was an enthusiastic admirer of Mr.Cole’spictures, particularly of his ‘Voyage of Life,’ which he pronounced ‘original, and new in art.’ ‘He could talk of nothing else,’ says the writer, ‘for a long time; and every time he speaks of him, he adds: ‘Ma che artista, che grand’ artista, quel vostro compatriota! Che fantasia! quanto studio della natura!’ ‘But what an artist, what a great artist, is this countryman of yours! What fancy, what study of nature!’•••Weare aware of a pair of ‘bonny blue een’ swimming in light, that will ‘come the married woman’s eye’ over a kind but most antiquarian husband, when the following is read, some two weeks from now, in their ‘little parlor’ in a town of the far west. It reaches us in theMS.of a Boston friend: ‘Old ColonelW——, formerly a well-known character in one of our eastern cities, was remarkable for but one passion out of the ordinary range of humanity, and that was for buying at auction any little lot of trumpery which came under the head of ‘miscellaneous,’ for the reason that it couldn’t be classified. Though close-fisted in general, he was continually throwing away his money by fives and tens upon such trash. In this way he had filled all the odd corners in his dwelling and out-houses with a collection of nondescript articles, that would have puzzled a philosopher to tell what they were made for, or to what use they could ever be put. This however, was but a secondary consideration with the Colonel; for he seldom troubled his head about such articles after they were once fairly housed. Not so with his wife however, who was continually remonstrating against these purchases, which served only to clutter up the house, and as food for the mirth of the domestics. But the Colonel, though he often submitted to these remonstrances of his better-half, couldn’t resist his passion; and so he went on adding from week to week to his heap of miscellanies. One day while sauntering down the street, he heard the full, rich tones of his friendC——, the well-known auctioneer, and as a matter of course stepped in to see what was being sold. On the floor he observed a collection that looked as if it might have been purloined from the garret of some museum, and around which a motley group was assembled; while on the counter stood the portly auctioneer, in the very height of a mock-indignant remonstrance with his audience. ‘Nine dollars and ninety cents!’ cried the auctioneer. ‘Gentlemen, it is a shame, it is barbarous, to stand by and permit such a sacrifice of property! Nine dol-larsandninety——Good morning, Colonel! A magnificent lot of—of—antiques—and all going for nine dollars and ninety cents. Gentlemen, you’ll never see another such lot; and all going—going—for nine dollars and ninety cents. ColonelW——, canyoupermit such a sacrifice?’ The Colonel glanced his eye over the lot, and then with a nod and a wink assured him he could not. The next instant the hammer came down, and the purchase was the Colonel’s, at ten dollars. As the articles were to be paid for and removed immediately, the Colonel lost no time in getting a cart, and having seen every thing packed up and on their way to his house, he proceeded to his own store, chuckling within himself thatnowat least he had made a bargain at which even his wife couldn’t grumble. In due time he was seated at the dinner-table, when lifting his eyes, he observed a cloud upon his wife’s brow. ‘Well, my dear?’ said he, inquiringly. ‘Well?’ repeated his wife; ‘it isnotwell, Mr. W.; I am vexed beyond endurance. You knowC——, the auctioneer?’ ‘Certainly,’ replied the Colonel; ‘and a very gentlemanly person he istoo.’ ‘Youmay think so,’ rejoined the wife, ‘but Idon’t, and I’ll tell you why. A few days ago I gathered together all the trumpery with which you have been cluttering up the house for the last twelve-month, and sent it to Mr.C——, with orders to sell the lot immediately to the highest bidder for cash. He assured me he would do so in all this week, at farthest, and pay over the proceeds to my order. And here I’ve been congratulating myself on two things: first, on having got rid of a most intolerable nuisance; and secondly, on receiving money enough therefor to purchase that new velvet hat you promised me so long ago. And now what do you think? This morning, about an hour ago,the whole load came back again, without a word of explanation!’ The Colonel looked blank for a moment, and then proceeded to clear up the mystery. But the goodvrouwwas pacified only by the promise of a ten-dollar note beside that in the hands of the auctioneer; on condition, however, that she should never mention it.’ Of course she kept her word!•••Howseldom it is that one encounters a good sonnet! Most sonnetteers of our day are like feeble-framed men walking in heavy armor; ‘the massy weight on’t galls their laden limbs.’ We remember two or three charming sonnets ofLongfellow’s;Park Benjaminhas been unwontedly felicitous in some of his examples; andH. T. Tuckermanhas excelled in the same poetical rôle. Here is a late specimen of his, from the ‘Democratic Review,’ which we regard as very beautiful:DESOLATION.Thinkye the desolate must live apart,By solemn vows to convent walls confined?Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,And in a crowd the isolated mind:Tearless behind the prison-bars of fateThe world sees not how sorrowful they stand,Gazing so fondly through the iron grateUpon the promised, yet forbidden land;Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;Silence the holy cell and calm retreatIn which unseen their meek devotions burn;Life is to them a vigil that none share,Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.‘OurAncient,’ the editor of the handsome ‘Lady’s and Gentleman’s Magazine’ hight ‘The Columbian,’ (which is to run a brisk competition, as we learn, with the other ‘pictorials,’Godey’s,Graham’s, andSnowden’s,) should have enabled us to speak of it from an examination ofour own copy, instead of being obliged to filch an idea of its merits from the counter of those most obliging gentlemen, Messrs.Burgess and Stringer. The work is a gay one externally, and spirited internally; having several good articles from good writers, male and female. One of the best things in it, however, is the paper on ‘Magazine Literature,’ by the Editor. How many writers, now well known both at home and abroad, who began and continue their literary career in theKnickerbocker, can bear testimony to the truth of the following remarks:‘Wehave said that this is the age of magazines; adverting not merely to their number, but even more especially to their excellence. They are the field, chiefly, in which literary reputation is won. Who ever thinks ofJohn Wilsonas the learned professor, or as the author of bound volumes? Who does not, whenWilson’sname is mentioned, instantly call to mind the splendid article-writer, theChristopher Northof Blackwood?Charles Lambwas long known only as theEliaof the New Monthly. Most of the modern French celebrities;Sue,Janin, and half a hundred others, have made their fame in thefeuilletonsof the Parisian journals; a more decided graft, by the way, than is elsewhere seen, of the magazine upon the newspaper. In our own country, how many there are whose names are known from the St. Lawrence to the Gulf of Mexico, that are as yet innocent of books, but have nevertheless contributed largely and well to the growing stock of American literature. How many more who are bringing themselves into notice by their monthly efforts in the pages of some popular magazine. In fact, the magazine is the true channel into which talent should direct itself for the acquisition of literary fame. The newspaper is too ephemeral; the book is not of sufficiently rapid and frequent production. The monthly magazine just hits the happy medium, enabling thewriter to present himself twelve times a year before a host of readers, in whose memories he is thus kept fresh, yet allowing him space enough to develope his thought, and time enough to do his talent justice in each article. Then, too, on the score of emolument, justly recognised now as a very essential matter, and legitimately entitled to grave consideration, the magazine offers advantages not within the reach of either book or newspaper.•••Butafter all, the great point is, that magazines are more read than any other kind of publications. They just adapt themselves to the leisure of the business man, and the taste of the idler; to the spare half hours of the notable housewife and the languid inertia of the fashionable lady. They can be dropped into a valise or a carpet-bag as a welcome provision for the wants of a journey by steam-boat or rail-road, when the country through which the traveller passes offers nothing attractive to be seen, or the eyes are weary of seeing; they while away delightfully the tedious hours of a rainy day in summer, and afford the most pleasant occupation through the long evenings of winter.’Touching the matter of payment for magazine articles: Mr.Willisinforms us that many of the American magazines pay to their more eminent contributors nearly three times the amount for a printed page that is paid by English magazines to the best writers in Great-Britain; and he instancesGodeyandGrahamas paying often twelve dollars a page to their principal contributors. This refers toa few‘principal’ writers only, as we have good reason to know, having been instrumental in sending several acceptable correspondents to those publications, who have received scarcely one-fourth of the sum mentioned. Mr.Willisadds, however, that many good writers write for nothing, and that ‘the number of clever writers has increased so much that there are thousands who can get no article accepted.’ All this is quite true. There is no magazine in America that has paid so large sums to distinguished native writers as theKnickerbocker. Indeed, ourmostdistinguished American writer was never a contributor to any other of our Monthlys than this. The books of this Magazine show, that independent of the Editor’s division of its profits as joint proprietor, or his salary as editor, (a matter which its publishers have always kept distinct from, and in all respects unconnected with, the payments to contributors,) annual sums have heretofore been paid for literarymatérielgreater than the most liberal estimate we have seen of any annual literary payment by our widely-circulated contemporaries. To the first poet in America, (not to say in the world, at this moment,) we have repeatedly paid fifty dollars for a single poem, not exceeding, in any instance, two pages in length; and the cost of prose papers from sources of kindred eminence has in many numbers exceeded fifteen dollars a page. Again: we have in several instances paid twice as much for the MS. of a continuous novel in these pages as the writer could obtain of any metropolitan book-publisher; and after appearing in volumes, it has been found that the wide publicity given to the work by theKnickerbockerhas been of greatest service to its popularity, in more than one subsequent edition. We should add, however, that we have had no lack, at any period, of excellent articles for our work at moderate prices; while many of our more popular papers have been entirely gratuitous, unless indeed the writers consider the honorable reputation which they have established in these pages assomereward for intellectual exertion. But ‘something too much of this.’ We close with a word touching the pictorial features of the ‘Columbian.’ It has four ‘plates’ proper, with an engraving of the fashions; is neatly executed by Messrs.Hopkins and Jennings, and published byIsrael Post, Number Three, Astor-House.•••Saint Valentine’s Dayis just at hand; and a pleasant correspondent, in enclosing us the following lines, begs us to mention the fact, and to refer to the festivities of the day. We know ofone‘festivity’ that will be a veryrecherchéand brilliant affair, on the evening of that day; namely, ‘The Bachelors’ Ball,’ to be given with unwonted splendor at the Astor-House, under the supervision of accomplished managers, whose taste and liberality have already been abundantly tested. ‘Take it as a matter granted,’ says our friend, ‘that very many of your lady-readers will commit matrimony before the year is done; and tell them so plainly; for it will gratify their palpitating hearts; and even should it not be true in every individual case, the disappointed ones will never complain of you for the pleasing delusion; for it was their own fault, of course, not yours. It behooves you, moreover, as a conservator of the general weal, to give the young wives that are to be some goodly counsel; and to aid you in the laudable office of advice-giver, I send you some appropriate verses, which some fifteenyears ago went the rounds of the press, and met with ‘acceptance bounteous.’ The moral of the stanzas, I take it, is unexceptionable, whatever may be said of their execution:’EPISTLEADDRESSED TO A YOUNG LADY JUST MARRIED.Onmatrimony’s fickle seaI hear thou’rt ventured fairly;Though young in years, it may not beThy bark is launched too early.Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,That on the stormy waterThou’lt prove a wife obedient,As thou hast been a daughter.If every wish of mine were bliss,If every hope were pleasure,Thou wouldst with him find happiness,And he in thee a treasure:For every wish and hope of mine,And every thought and feeling,Is for the weal of thee and thine,As true as my revealing.To please thy husband in all things,Forever be thou zealous;And bear in mind that Love has wings,Then never make him jealous:For if Love from his perch once flies,How weak are Beauty’s jesses!In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,And thy dishevelled tresses.Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,Be sparing of thy parties;Where fashion riots in excess,O! nothing there of heart is!And can its palling sweets compareWith love of faithful bosom?Then of the fatal tree beware,There’s poison in its blossom!Each thought and wish in him confide,No secret from him cherish;Whenever thou hast aught to hide,The better feelings perish.In whatsoe’er ye do or say,O never with him palter;Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’Before the holy altar.Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt findIn married life to tease ye,And should thy husband seem unkind,Averse to smile, or please ye,Think that amid the cares of lifeHis troubles fret and fear him;Then smile as it becomes a wife,And labor well to cheer him.Aye answer him with loving word,Be each tone kindly spoken,For sometimes is the holy cordBy angry jarring broken.Then curb thy temper in its rage,And fretful be thou never;For broken once, a fearful changeFrowns over both forever.Upon thy neck light hang the chain,For Hymen now hath bound ye,O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,And smiling friends surround ye.Then fare ye well, and may each timeThe sun smiles, find ye wiser:Pray kindly take the well-meant rhymeOf thy sincere adviser.Throughthe kindness of Messrs.Mason and Tuttle, Nassau-street, (who import theoriginalsfor immediate circulation to American subscribers,) we have our copies of the foreign Monthlys, as well as of the ‘Edinburgh,’ ‘Foreign,’ and ‘Quarterly’ Reviews for the current quarter. The ‘Quarterly, so savage and tartarly,’ has a notice of the ‘Change for American Notes,’ which is not conceived in the kindest spirit toward this country. It reviewsPrescott’slate work, however, at great length, and welcomes it with cordial commendation. Among other ‘good words,’ the reviewer observes: ‘He is full and copious, without being prolix and wearisome; his narrative is flowing and spirited, sometimes very picturesque; his style is pure, sound English.’ In conclusion, the reviewer says: ‘We close with expressing our satisfaction that Mr.Prescotthas given us an opportunity at this time of showing our deep sympathy, the sympathy of kindred and of blood, with Americans who like himself do honor to our common literature. Mr.Prescottmay take his place among the real good English writers of history in modern times.’ The ‘Foreign Quarterly’ opens with a paper upon ‘The Poets and Poetry of America,’ ostensibly based upon Mr.Griswold’sbook. It is not altogether a review, however, but a very coarse and evidently malignant tirade against America, her people, institutions, manners, customs, literature; every thing, in short, that she is and that she contains. We annex a hasty synopsis of thecriticalportion of the article in question.Halleckis ‘praised, and that highly too.’ His ‘Marco Bozzaris’ is pronounced ‘a master-piece,’ and the ‘most perfect specimen of versification in American literature;’ and himself as possessing ‘a complete knowledge of the musical mysteries of his art.’ A quotation is made, with much laud, from his ‘Red-Jacket,’ but the lines are spoiled by two gross errors; one in the last lineof the third, and the other in the first line of the fifth stanza. The highest encomiums are justly bestowed uponBryant, as a ‘purely American poet,’ who ‘treats the works of Nature with a religious solemnity, and brings to the contemplation of her grandest relations a pure and serious spirit. His poetry is reflective but not sad; grave in its depths but brightened in its flow by the sunshine of the imagination. He never paints on gauze; he is always earnest, always poetical; his manner is every where graceful and unaffected.’ The illustrative quotation is from ‘An Evening Reverie,’ written by Mr.Bryantfor theKnickerbocker.Longfellowis pronounced to be ‘unquestionably the first of American poets; the most thoughtful and chaste; the most elaborate and finished. His poems are distinguished by severe intellectual beauty, by dulcet sweetness of expression, a wise and hopeful spirit, and a complete command over every variety of rhythm. They are neither numerous nor long, but of that compact texture which will last for posterity.’Spragueis represented as having in certain of his poems imitatedShakspeareandCollinsrather too closely for all three to be original. ‘Pierpontis crowded with coincidences which look very likeplagiarisms;’ ‘but,’ adds the reviewer, ‘it is reserved forCharles Fenno Hoffmanto distance all plagiarists of ancient and modern times in the enormity and openness of his thefts. He isMoorehocused for the American market. His songs arerifaciamentos. The turns of the melody, the flowing of the images, the scintillating conceits, are allMoore. Sometimes he steals his very words.’ Mrs.Sigourney’spoetry is said to be characterized by ‘feeble verbosity’ and ‘lady-like inanity,’ and Mrs.Osgoodis represented as being in the same category. After quoting certain characteristic lines of Mr.John Neal, describing the eye of a poet as ‘brimful of water and light,’ and his forehead as being ‘alarmingly bright,’ the reviewer adds: ‘We find a pleasant relief from these distressing hallucinations, in the poems ofAlfred B. Street. He is a descriptive poet, and at the head of his class. His pictures of American scenery are full ofgustoand freshness; sometimes too wild and diffuse, but always true and beautiful.’ So some are praised and some are blamed—‘thus runs the world away!’•••Weare made aware, and we would not have our correspondents ignorant of the fact, that there is a critical eye monthly upon our pages, that is keen to discover errors (as well as beauties) in language and construction of sentences. See: ‘By the by, what a miserable language is our English in some respects; so awkward, so incompact! Look at the phrase ‘unheard of,’ and compare it with the Latin ‘inauditus.’ What a pity we were not born Romans or Greeks, with Yankee notions! Tell your Gotham friends that if they are speaking of a ruinousbrickwall, they must saydilaterated, from ‘later,’ a brick, and not ‘dilapidated,’ from ‘lapis,’ a stone. One might as well say a man is ‘stoned’ to death with brick-bats.’•••Whatsad and startling contrasts are presented to the eye and mind of one who attentively looks over the illustrated newspapers of the British metropolis! On one hand, pictures of triumphal processions, arches, bonfires, illuminations, rich presents, gorgeous equipages, state-beds, ‘royal poultry-houses, owleries, and pigeonries,’ accompanied by elaborate descriptions, arrest the attention; on the other, there is a picture of a city ‘Asylum for the Destitute,’ where poor naked wretches find a temporary refuge from the pitiless winter storm without: huddling round a dim fire, or sunk exhausted upon the straw in the human ‘stalls,’ or clutching at their bowls of pauper-soup; a scene whose true character is enforced by accounts of poor women making shirts fora farthing apiece, a hard day’s work; sleeping four in a bed; purchasing with the scanty pittance tea-leaves to boil over again! Hardly-entreated brothers and sisters of humanity! not always shall the glaring inequality that surrounds you, crush your spirits to the earth!•••Thereis a pleasant pen in our metropolitan ‘Aurora,’ which occasionally dashes off sententious paragraphs that flash and sparkle like snow-crust in a moon-lit night in winter. There is evidently aFoster-ing hand over its columns; andthroughthem (let us add, as it isthatof which we especially wish to speak,) over the reputation of Mr.Willis. The remarks in a late number of that journal, under the head of ‘Mr. Willis’s Defence’ against a scurrilous attack on his private character in a down-eastern print, were equally just and felicitous. Had it been generallyknown in his native town who was the instigator of that attack, we have good authority for saying that, gross as it was, Mr.Williswould have considered it utterly beneath his notice. As it was, however, he deemed it not amiss at one and the same time to punish skulking envy and impotent malignity; to vindicate his reputation with his townsmen against unprovoked calumny; and to render the repetition of any obnoxious remarks from the same source altogether ‘of none effect’ and unworthy of heed. This he accomplished by his ‘Defence’ and the ‘terrors of the law,’ which speedily produced a satisfactory sample of wholesale word-eating.•••Ofall the Polichinellos we have ever encountered, we consider ‘Punch, or the London Charivari,’ the best. His fun is exhaustless. He ought to be knighted and appointed court-jester to KingEnnui. ‘Laughter,’ he tells us, ‘is a divine faculty. It is one of the few, nay, the only one redeeming grace in that thunder-cased, profligate old scoundrelJupiter, that he sometimes laughs: he is saved from the disgust of all respectable people by the amenity of a broad grin.’ We ourselves hold with the pleasantLincoln Ramble: ‘I love a hearty laugh; I love toheara hearty laugh above all other sounds. It is the music of the heart; the thrills of those chords which vibrate from no bad touch; the language Heaven has given us to carry on the exchange of sincere and disinterested sympathies.’ And to the end that ‘laughter free and silvery from the heart may escape the reader, doing rightful honor toPunch, and bestowing cheerfulness and health upon the laughter,’ we proceed to present a few excerpta which arrested our attention in looking over late files. We suspect that the annexed report of the ‘doings of Royalty’ in the country have more than once had a precedent.Prince Albertis here at Dayton-Manor, the seat of SirRobert Peel: ‘Her Majesty slept extremely well; but whether it was the air of Dayton, or the conversation of the host, did not transpire. At eleven o’clock in the morning, Prince Albert went out to shoot. The guns were ordered at ten and the game was desired to be in attendance at half-past. The Prince first went in a boat on the water, where several ducks were appointed to be in waiting. Having granted an audience to the whole of them, and unintentionally honored two by shooting them, though it was another duck who had the distinguished gratification of being aimed at and missed, his Royal Highness landed. A numerous meeting of hares and pheasants having been called to pay their respects to the Prince, the game-keepers forming an outer circle, with their guns pointed to keep the game well up to the mark, His Royal Highness shot sixty pheasants, twenty-five head of hares, eight rabbits and one wood-cock, who would cock his bill opposite the muzzle of Royalty.’ The poetical advertisement of oneMoses, a slop-shop clothes-man, is pleasantly ‘reviewed.’ Of his ‘PrinceAlbertcoats,’Punchsays: ‘Whatever may be the resemblance between the Prince and the coat, the similarity certainly ends with the price; one costing thirty shillings and the other thirty thousand pounds per annum.’ Here is a touch at Moses’ sea-coats:‘These coats for nautical pursuitsHave qualities no one disputes;The very texture of their clothSeems to defy the ocean’s wrath:And then their form and make as wellAre suited to the billows’ swell.’What can be happier than the allusion to the fact mentioned in the last two lines; namely, that the coat is quite a match for the billows, being as great a swell as any of them? The poet dashes off a few lines on trowsers, finishing with the following couplet, which is not likely to encourage purchasers. It is stated, and we dare say truly, that if any one puts on a pair ofMoses’trowsers he becomes at once an object of general observation:‘While oft such cries as these escape;Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’It is a very natural consequence, no doubt, of disporting one’s-self in doe-skins made for seven-pence a pair; but the cries of ‘There’s a figure! there’s a shape!’ must make thetrowsers rather dear to any one who wishes to walk about peaceably, unmolested by this species of street-criticism.’ Under the head of ‘Bolsters for Behindhand Botanists,’ we find these original questions and answers: ‘What are the most difficult roots to extract from the ground?’ The cube-root. ‘What is the pistil of a flower?’ It is that instrument with which the flower shoots. ‘What is meant by the word stamina?’ It means the pluck or courage which enables the flower to shoot.’ ‘The reversionary interest of a life-crossing, with retail lucifer business attached,’ is offered by a street-sweeper near the Bank of England, he having ‘prigged vat vasn’t his’n, and gone to pris’n.’ ‘He effected an irregular transfer at the bank one day, which, whatever his doubts upon the subject might previously have been, led to his ultimate conviction.’ The ‘ComicBlackstone’ enlightens us upon one of the ‘King’s prerogatives’: ‘The King is the fountain of justice, from which are supplied all the leaden reservoirs in Westminster-Hall, and the pumps at the inferior tribunals.’ Among the public inquiries is the following: ‘At a crowded meeting at Islington, on the question of granting a theatrical license, the papers state that the judges declined at first, but upon the urgent appeal of an advocate, ‘the bench gave way.’ Are we to understand from this that the opposition fell to the ground?’ In ‘Punch’sAlmanac’ for 1844, we find among other side-remarks, the annexed: under May seventh: ‘Washington Irvingon his way to Madrid as American Ambassador, is entertained in London, 1842. America takes the hand of Spain, and puts her bestpeninto it.’ ‘June sixth: The first cargo of ice comes from America, 1843, for the relief of those who had burnt their fingers with Pennsylvania bonds.’ ‘Time is money; but it doesn’t follow that man is a capitalist who has a great quantity of it on his hands.’Punch’s‘Literary Intelligence’ is very full. From it we gather that the author of the ‘Mothers,’ ‘Wives,’ ‘Maids,’ and ‘Daughters’ of England has another work in press, entitled ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ ‘No grandmother’s education will be complete till she has read and re-read ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ The book is the very best guide to oval suction extant.’ So says an ‘Evening Paper.’•••Weshould be glad to be informed ofthe nameof any real or pretended lover of the turf and its manifold interests, or of an admirer of one of the most entertaining weekly journals on this continent, who could askmorethan is offered by the ‘Spirit of the Times’ to all new subscribers to that widely-popular sheet; being no less than any five of those fine large quarto engravings on steel, from original paintings, of Col.Johnsonand M’lleAugusta, among ‘us humans,’ and among our four-footed friends ‘of the lower house,’ Ripton, Confidence, Boston, Wagner, Monarch, Leviathan, Argyle, Black-Maria, Grey-Eagle, Shark, Hedgeford, John Bascombe, and Monmouth-Eclipse. On the second day of March a new volume commences; when we hope that this accredited organ of the sporting world, which has raised the prices of blood-stock in this country beyond all precedent, and which in its literary and dramatic departments is without a rival in this or any other country, will take a long lease of a healthful existence, and go on ‘prospering and to prosper.’•••Thereader will be amused we think with the ‘Veritable Sea-Story,’ told by our friendHarry Franco, in a species of poetry run mad, in preceding pages. He writes us: ‘I send you an epic poem for theKnickerbocker, founded on facts within my own personal experience. I mention this lest you should deem it destitute of merit; for it possesses the greatest merit that any human composition can possess; namely, truth. And in this respect, if in no other, my poem is beyond dispute superior to the Iliad and Paradise Lost. However, tastes differ, I am aware; and you may possibly prefer those two epics to mine! They are longer, it is true; but then I think it will be conceded, even by the critics of thePohschool, that my metre is sufficiently long, even though my story is short. While others measure their verse by the ‘feet,’ I measure mine by the yard.’•••D.’spaper, (of Georgia,) so thickly interlarded with French, and Italian synonymes for far more expressive English words, reminds us of an old ‘ignorant ramus’ in the country, who was always eking out his meaning by three or four familiar Latin terms, which he almost invariably misapplied. He observed one day to a neighbor, who was speaking disrespectfully of a deceased townsman, ‘Well, he’s gone to be judged.E pluribusunum—‘speak no evil of the dead’—as the Latin proverb says!’•••‘The New World’ enters upon a new year in a very beautiful dress, and with renewed attractions in all its internal departments. Its large clear types, impressed upon good paper, are exceedingly pleasant to the eye, and what they convey to the reader is equally agreeable to the mind ‘studious of novelty’ and variety. The success which it deserves, we are glad to learn it abundantly receives. The ‘Brother Jonathan’ has changed proprietors, cast its old skin, and comes out as bright and fresh as a June morning. The versatile Mrs.Ann Stephens(a lady of fine intellect, who has produced better prose tales and home-sketches than any one of her gifted contemporaries) and Messrs.M‘Lachlin and Snow, the resident editors of the ‘Jonathan,’ discharged their functions to due public acceptance; but a name soinvariablyconnected with unsuccessful publications that it has come to be justly regarded as the sure precursor and inevitable cause of failure, was at the head of the journal as ‘principal editor;’ and ‘down east’ editorial-ings, transmitted by the yard, and endless unreadable tales, claiming a kindred paternity, gradually ‘choked its wholesome growth,’ and finally brought it to a temporary end. The new proprietor however has wisely declined this ‘principal’ incumbrance; and having secured the services of an able editor in the person ofHenry C. Deming, Esq., a gentleman of high literary distinction, and of popular correspondents, the journal is already, as we learn, rejoicing in a rapidly-enhancing list of subscribers. Success to thee, ‘Brother Jonathan!’•••The‘Yankee Trick’ described by our Medford (Mass.) correspondent is on file for insertion. It is inoneof its features not unlike the anecdote of an old official Dutchman in the valley of the Mohawk, who one day stopped a Yankee pedler journeying slowly through the valley on the Sabbath, and informed him that he must ‘put up’ for the day; or ‘if it vashneshessarydat he should travel, he must pay de fine for de pass.’ Itwasnecessary, it seems; for he told the Yankee to write the pass, and he would sign it; ‘thathe could do, though he didn’t much write, nor read writin’.’ The pass was written and signed with the Dutchman’s hieroglyphics, and the pedler went forth ‘into the bowels of the land, without impediment.’ Some six months afterward, a brother Dutchman, who kept a ‘store’ farther down the Mohawk, in ‘settling’ with the pious official, brought in, among other accounts, an order for twenty-five dollars’ worth of goods. ‘How ish dat?’ said the Sunday-officer; ‘Inever give no order; let me see him.’ The order was produced; he put on his spectacles and examined it. ‘Yaäs, dat ish mine name, sartain—yaäs; but—it ish datd——dYankee pass!’•••Ourtown-readers, many of them, will remember the birdMino, who was so fond of chatting in a rich mellow voice with the customers at the old Quaker’s seed-store in Nassau-street. His counterpart may at this moment be seen at ‘an hostel’ near by; but the associations and language of the modern bird are very dissimilar. ‘How are you?’ is his first salutation; ‘do you smoke?’ his next: ‘What’ll you drink? Brandy-and water?—glass o’ wine?’ It has a most whimsical effect, to hear such anti-temperance invitations from the bill of a bird, whose bright eye is fixed unwinkingly upon you. The Washingtonians should ‘look out for him.’•••Theeditor of theAlbionhas issued to his subscribers a very fine large quarto engraving, in mezzo-tint bySadd, ofHeath’scelebrated line-engraving ofWashington. Its size is twenty by twenty-seven inches, and represents thePater Patriæin his most elevated character; that of a Chief Magistrate elevated by the free suffrages of his countrymen, after having voluntarily laid down his military authority. This print cannot fail to be acceptable to every reader of the Albion, unless he shall be too narrow-minded to honor true nobleness and dignity of character in one who by force of circumstances once stood in a warlike relation to his country. Apropos of the ‘Albion:’ is our friend the Editor aware that ‘The Evening before the Wedding,’ published as original in a late issue, was translated for theKnickerbocker?•••‘Ohdem! dem!’ There is on thetapisa new daily journal, to be called ‘The Exclusive,’ which is to be the very antithesis of every thing in the ‘cheap and vulgar’ line; no slanders, no crim. con.’s, no horrible accidents; ‘no nothing’ of that sort. The affair is already creating some excitement among thebeau-monde. The reputed editors are literary men of the world, who‘know their way.’ Circulars in gold-edged and perfumed paper are already flying about.On dit: that the carriers are to be dressed in uniform, and deliver the paper in white kid gloves; that pastiles are to be kept burning in the publication-office, to disinfect the air of the room of ink and damp sheets; and that only those of the first respectability and acknowledged standing in gay society, are permitted to subscribe to or receive the journal at all!•••Hereis a rich specimen ofclerical catachresis, which we derive from an eastern correspondent: ‘Our good dominie gave us on Sunday a sermon on the ocean; its wonders, its glories, its beauties; its infinity, its profundity, its mightiness, etc., ‘But,’ said he, ‘what is all this?It is but a drop in the bucket of God’s infinity!’ I wonder what is outside of it!’•••Itis not the wont of the Editor of this Magazine, as those of its readers who have followed us through twenty-two volumes of theKnickerbockercan bear witness, to trumpet in its pages the many kind things that are said of us by the public press; but as a fragment is wanted to fill out this page; as we are just at the commencement of a new volume; and as we are more than pleased at the cordiality with which the first number of it has been received; we shall venture to select from a great number of testimonials one or two for insertion here, which are the more gratifying, that they evince the regard in which the ‘Old Knick.’ is held at home, and by those who have known us the longest and most intimately. TheNew-York Courier and Enquirersays of our last number:‘Thissterling Monthly is always punctual to a day in its issues, promptly appearing with the dawn of the month, though our notices of it frequently lag sadly behind it. It is yet, however, by no means too late to say that it enters upon the year ’44 and its twenty-third volume with ability and zeal unabated, and that it is yet, as it has been heretofore, by far the handsomest, ablest, and most interesting literary Monthly issued in this country. Each number contains over a hundred pages, and in the Editor’s Table alone is often found more matter than the entire body of some of its rivals contains. It has a long list of zealous correspondents, bound to it not more by interest than affection, and numbering among them the most gifted and distinguished writers in the country. The ‘Quod Correspondence,’ a novel which is running through the successive numbers, is one of the best works of the kind ever written; its scenes possess a deep dramatic interest, and throughout the whole, moral principles are clearly and powerfully evolved. ‘The Idleberg Papers’ is the general title of another capital series, and the work is otherwise filled with excellent prose and generally good poetry. The ‘Editor’s Table’ is by far the most racy and entertaining collection of anecdotes, humorous and pathetic passages, slight criticisms, etc., to be met in any magazine. We cordially commend the old and excellentKnickerbockerto the continued love and patronage of the public.’TheEvening Postbestows upon the number praise equally warm and cordial. It adverts to its typographical appearance, with the remark that ‘it is beautifully printed; that even those parts which are put in the smallest characters are so distinctly impressed that the dimmest eyes may read them.’ It lauds especially the article on ‘Descriptive Poetry,’ the ‘Idleberg Papers,’ the ‘Sketches of East Florida,’ and some of the poetry; and the editor,William Cullen Bryant, Esq., is kind enough to add, that ‘no part is better than the Editor’s Table, which presents as excellent a Salmagundi as was ever served up.’ We scarcely dare claim to haveearnedthese high encomiums; but we are anxious to evince to our subscribers, and especially to those new friends (andtheirfriends) who have begun the year with us, that we shall spare no pains todeservethem. It will be our constant aim not only tomaintainthe reputation which theKnickerbockernow sustains, but in return for theaffectionwith which it seems to be every where regarded, and the liberal patronage which it has always retained, and which is now generously increased by our friends, toenhanceit by every means in our power. But, to make use of two French words which have never before been quoted in America, to our knowledge—‘Nous Verrons!’

Gossip with Readers and Correspondents.—Willthe author of ‘Public Concert-Singing’ favor us with his address? We are desirous of communicating with him, although he doesnot‘find his hastily-jotted thoughts in the pages of theKnickerbocker,’ for reasons which perhaps he can partly divine from the present number, and which we could impart more directly in a private note. We agree with him entirely in his views; and if he will permit us, we will here quote a passage from an article which we penned upon a subject collateral to his general theme, many years ago, before we were hampered with the professional ‘we,’ and could write out of our ‘company dress.’ It is a little sketch of the first public singing, save that of the church, to which we had ever listened: ‘How well do I remember it! It was at the theatre of a country village; a rough, barn-like edifice, at which several Stentor-lunged Thespians ‘from the New-York and Philadelphia Theatres’ split the ears of the groundlings, and murderedShakspeare’sheroes and the King’s English. I had been watching with boyish curiosity the play which had just concluded: the mottled, patched, yellowish-green curtain had descended upon the personages whose sorrows were my own; and I was gazing vacantly at the long row of tallow candles placed in holes bored for the purpose in the stage, and at the two fiddlers who composed ‘the orchestra,’ and who were reconnoitering the house. Presently a small bell was rung, with a jerk. There was a flourish or two from ‘the orchestra;’ another tinkle of the bell; and up rose the faded drapery. An interval of a moment succeeded, during which half of a large mountain was removed from the scenery, and a piece of forest shoved up to the ambitious wood that had been aspiring to overtop the Alps. At length a young lady, whom I had just seen butchered in a most horrid manner by a villain, came from the side of the stage with a smile, which, while it displayed her white teeth, wrought the rouge upon her face into very perceptible corrugations, and made a lowly courtesy. She walked with measured step three or four times across the stage, in the full blaze of the flaring candles, smiling again, and hemming, to clear her voice. Presently a perfect stillness prevailed; ‘awed Consumption checked his chided cough;’ every urchin suspended his cat-call; and ‘the boldest held his breath for a time.’ Our vocalist looked at the leader of the orchestra and his fellow-fiddlers, and commenced, in harmony with their instruments. How touching was that song! I shall never have my soul so enrapt again. Thatfreshnessof young admiration possessed my spirit which can come but once. The air was ‘The Braes of Balquither,’ a charming melody, meetly wedded to the noble lines ofTannehill; andenthusiasm was at its height when the singer had concluded the following stanza, almost sublime in its picturesque beauty:‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’The air was old as the hills, but like all Scottish melodies, as lasting too. To every body the songs of Scotland are grateful; and the universal attachment to them arises from their beautiful simplicity, deep pathos, and unaffected, untrammelled melody. The romantic sway of the songs of Scotland over her sons when ‘far awa’ is to me no marvel. If they possess the power to thrill or to subdue the hearts of those who have never stepped upon the soil of that glorious country, is it at all surprising that they should exert a powerful influence over the native-born, who associate those airs with the purple heath, the blue loch, the hazy mountain-top, and the valley sleeping below?‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,What wild vows falter on the tongue,When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’The association however is touching, notalonebecause it awakens old recollections, but because the music isnatural; it is the language of the heart. Affectation has not interpopolated tortuous windings and trills and shakes, to mar its beauty, and to clip the full melodious notes of their fair proportions. It is pleasant to think that fashion, though never so potent, can neither divert nor lessen the popular attachment to the simpler melodies. We have the authority of theWoods, Wilson, Sinclair, Power, and other eminent artists for stating that ‘Black-eyed Susan,’ ‘John Anderson my Jo,’ ‘The Last Rose of Summer,’ and kindred airs, could always ‘bring down the house,’ no matter what the antagonistical musical attraction might be. We could wish that theVenerable Taurus, or ‘Old Bull,’ as many persons call him, would take a hint from this. Let him try it once; and we venture to say that no one, however uninitiated, will again retire from his splendid performances as a country friend of ours did lately, assigning as a reason: ‘I waited till about ha’-past nine; andthenhe hadn’t got donetunin’ his fiddle!’ A touch of ‘music for the general heart’ would have enchained him till morning.Christopher North, we perceive, in the lastBlackwood, fully enters into the spirit of our predilection. He has just returned from a concert of fashionable music, where he ‘tried to faint, that he might be carried out, but didn’t know how to do it,’ and was compelled to sit with compressed lips, and listen to ‘sounds from flat shrill signorinas, quavering to distraction,’ for two long hours. When he getshome, however, he ‘feeds fat his grudge’ against modern musical affectations. Let us condense a few of his objurgations:‘Itis a perfect puzzle to us by what process the standard of music has become so lowered, as to make what is ordinarily served up under that name be received as the legitimate descendant of harmony. There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and this entrancing art, it seems, has taken it; sorely dislocating its graceful limbs, and injuring its goodly proportions in the unseemly escapade. We hate your crashing, clumsy chords, and utterly spit at and defy chromatic passages, from one end of the instrument to the other, and back again; flats, sharps, and most appropriate ‘naturals,’ spattered all over the page. The essential spirit of discord seems to be let loose on our modern music. Music to soothe! the idea is obsolete. There is music to excite, much to irritate one, and much more to drive a really musical soul stark mad; but none to soothe, save that which is drawn from the hiding-places of the past. There is no repose, no refreshment to the mind, in our popular compositions. There is to us more of touching pathos, heart-thrilling expression, in some of the old psalm-tunes, feelingly played, than in a whole batch of modernisms. The strains gohome, and the ‘fountains of the great deep are broken up;’ the great deep of unfathomable feeling, that lies far, far below the surface of the world-hardened heart; and as the unwonted yet unchecked tear starts to the eye, the softened spirit yields to their influence, and shakes off the moil of earthly care; rising, purified and spiritualized, into a clearer atmosphere.’

Gossip with Readers and Correspondents.—Willthe author of ‘Public Concert-Singing’ favor us with his address? We are desirous of communicating with him, although he doesnot‘find his hastily-jotted thoughts in the pages of theKnickerbocker,’ for reasons which perhaps he can partly divine from the present number, and which we could impart more directly in a private note. We agree with him entirely in his views; and if he will permit us, we will here quote a passage from an article which we penned upon a subject collateral to his general theme, many years ago, before we were hampered with the professional ‘we,’ and could write out of our ‘company dress.’ It is a little sketch of the first public singing, save that of the church, to which we had ever listened: ‘How well do I remember it! It was at the theatre of a country village; a rough, barn-like edifice, at which several Stentor-lunged Thespians ‘from the New-York and Philadelphia Theatres’ split the ears of the groundlings, and murderedShakspeare’sheroes and the King’s English. I had been watching with boyish curiosity the play which had just concluded: the mottled, patched, yellowish-green curtain had descended upon the personages whose sorrows were my own; and I was gazing vacantly at the long row of tallow candles placed in holes bored for the purpose in the stage, and at the two fiddlers who composed ‘the orchestra,’ and who were reconnoitering the house. Presently a small bell was rung, with a jerk. There was a flourish or two from ‘the orchestra;’ another tinkle of the bell; and up rose the faded drapery. An interval of a moment succeeded, during which half of a large mountain was removed from the scenery, and a piece of forest shoved up to the ambitious wood that had been aspiring to overtop the Alps. At length a young lady, whom I had just seen butchered in a most horrid manner by a villain, came from the side of the stage with a smile, which, while it displayed her white teeth, wrought the rouge upon her face into very perceptible corrugations, and made a lowly courtesy. She walked with measured step three or four times across the stage, in the full blaze of the flaring candles, smiling again, and hemming, to clear her voice. Presently a perfect stillness prevailed; ‘awed Consumption checked his chided cough;’ every urchin suspended his cat-call; and ‘the boldest held his breath for a time.’ Our vocalist looked at the leader of the orchestra and his fellow-fiddlers, and commenced, in harmony with their instruments. How touching was that song! I shall never have my soul so enrapt again. Thatfreshnessof young admiration possessed my spirit which can come but once. The air was ‘The Braes of Balquither,’ a charming melody, meetly wedded to the noble lines ofTannehill; andenthusiasm was at its height when the singer had concluded the following stanza, almost sublime in its picturesque beauty:

‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’

‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’

‘When the rude wintry wind wildly raves round our dwelling,

And the roar of the lion on the night-breeze is swelling,

Then so merrily we’ll sing, while the storm rattles o’er us,

Till the dear shealing ring with the light-lilting chorus!’

The air was old as the hills, but like all Scottish melodies, as lasting too. To every body the songs of Scotland are grateful; and the universal attachment to them arises from their beautiful simplicity, deep pathos, and unaffected, untrammelled melody. The romantic sway of the songs of Scotland over her sons when ‘far awa’ is to me no marvel. If they possess the power to thrill or to subdue the hearts of those who have never stepped upon the soil of that glorious country, is it at all surprising that they should exert a powerful influence over the native-born, who associate those airs with the purple heath, the blue loch, the hazy mountain-top, and the valley sleeping below?

‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,What wild vows falter on the tongue,When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’

‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,What wild vows falter on the tongue,When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’

‘What sweet tears dim the eyes unshed,

What wild vows falter on the tongue,

When ‘Scots wha ha’ wi’Wallacebled,’

Or ‘Auld Lang Syne’ is sung!’

The association however is touching, notalonebecause it awakens old recollections, but because the music isnatural; it is the language of the heart. Affectation has not interpopolated tortuous windings and trills and shakes, to mar its beauty, and to clip the full melodious notes of their fair proportions. It is pleasant to think that fashion, though never so potent, can neither divert nor lessen the popular attachment to the simpler melodies. We have the authority of theWoods, Wilson, Sinclair, Power, and other eminent artists for stating that ‘Black-eyed Susan,’ ‘John Anderson my Jo,’ ‘The Last Rose of Summer,’ and kindred airs, could always ‘bring down the house,’ no matter what the antagonistical musical attraction might be. We could wish that theVenerable Taurus, or ‘Old Bull,’ as many persons call him, would take a hint from this. Let him try it once; and we venture to say that no one, however uninitiated, will again retire from his splendid performances as a country friend of ours did lately, assigning as a reason: ‘I waited till about ha’-past nine; andthenhe hadn’t got donetunin’ his fiddle!’ A touch of ‘music for the general heart’ would have enchained him till morning.Christopher North, we perceive, in the lastBlackwood, fully enters into the spirit of our predilection. He has just returned from a concert of fashionable music, where he ‘tried to faint, that he might be carried out, but didn’t know how to do it,’ and was compelled to sit with compressed lips, and listen to ‘sounds from flat shrill signorinas, quavering to distraction,’ for two long hours. When he getshome, however, he ‘feeds fat his grudge’ against modern musical affectations. Let us condense a few of his objurgations:

‘Itis a perfect puzzle to us by what process the standard of music has become so lowered, as to make what is ordinarily served up under that name be received as the legitimate descendant of harmony. There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and this entrancing art, it seems, has taken it; sorely dislocating its graceful limbs, and injuring its goodly proportions in the unseemly escapade. We hate your crashing, clumsy chords, and utterly spit at and defy chromatic passages, from one end of the instrument to the other, and back again; flats, sharps, and most appropriate ‘naturals,’ spattered all over the page. The essential spirit of discord seems to be let loose on our modern music. Music to soothe! the idea is obsolete. There is music to excite, much to irritate one, and much more to drive a really musical soul stark mad; but none to soothe, save that which is drawn from the hiding-places of the past. There is no repose, no refreshment to the mind, in our popular compositions. There is to us more of touching pathos, heart-thrilling expression, in some of the old psalm-tunes, feelingly played, than in a whole batch of modernisms. The strains gohome, and the ‘fountains of the great deep are broken up;’ the great deep of unfathomable feeling, that lies far, far below the surface of the world-hardened heart; and as the unwonted yet unchecked tear starts to the eye, the softened spirit yields to their influence, and shakes off the moil of earthly care; rising, purified and spiritualized, into a clearer atmosphere.’

‘Itis a perfect puzzle to us by what process the standard of music has become so lowered, as to make what is ordinarily served up under that name be received as the legitimate descendant of harmony. There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, and this entrancing art, it seems, has taken it; sorely dislocating its graceful limbs, and injuring its goodly proportions in the unseemly escapade. We hate your crashing, clumsy chords, and utterly spit at and defy chromatic passages, from one end of the instrument to the other, and back again; flats, sharps, and most appropriate ‘naturals,’ spattered all over the page. The essential spirit of discord seems to be let loose on our modern music. Music to soothe! the idea is obsolete. There is music to excite, much to irritate one, and much more to drive a really musical soul stark mad; but none to soothe, save that which is drawn from the hiding-places of the past. There is no repose, no refreshment to the mind, in our popular compositions. There is to us more of touching pathos, heart-thrilling expression, in some of the old psalm-tunes, feelingly played, than in a whole batch of modernisms. The strains gohome, and the ‘fountains of the great deep are broken up;’ the great deep of unfathomable feeling, that lies far, far below the surface of the world-hardened heart; and as the unwonted yet unchecked tear starts to the eye, the softened spirit yields to their influence, and shakes off the moil of earthly care; rising, purified and spiritualized, into a clearer atmosphere.’

Weoften hear of odd things happening in consequence of mistakes in orthography, but seldom of any benefit accruing therefrom to the orthoöpist. But a friend mentioned to usa little circumstance the other day, which would seem to prove that it does a man good sometimes to spell somewhat at variance with oldJohnson. In a village not far hence lived a man known by the name ofBroken Jones. He had dissipated a large fortune in various law-suits; had become poor and crazy; and at last, like anotherPeebles, his sole occupation consisted in haunting the courts, lawyers’ offices, and other scenes of his misfortunes. To judge and attorneys he was a most incorrigible bore; to the latter especially, from whom he was continually soliciting opinions on cases which had long been ‘settled,’ and carried to the law-ledgers, where they were only occasionally hunted up as precedents in the suit of perhaps some other destined victims. AsJoneshadn’t a cent of money left, it was of course impossible for him to obtain any more ‘opinions;’ but this didn’t cure him of his law-mania. One morning he entered the office of lawyerD——, in a more excited state than he had exhibited for a long time, and seating himselfvis-a-viswithhisvictim, requested his ‘opinion’ on one of the ‘foregone conclusions’ already mentioned.D——happening at the moment to be very busy, endeavored to get rid of his visiter, and contrived various expedients for that purpose. ButJoneswas not in a mood to be trifled with. ‘I came, ‘Squire,’ said he, ‘to get your opinion in writing on this case, and I will have it before I leave the room, if I sit here till the day of judgment!’ The lawyer looked upon his visiter, while a thought of forcible ejectment passed through his brain; but the glaring eye and stout athletic frame which met his gaze, told him that such a course would be extremely hazardous. At length the dinner-bell rang. A bright thought struck him; and putting on his coat and hat, he tookJonesgently by the arm: ‘Come,’ said he, ‘go and dine with me.’ ‘No!’ said the latter, fiercely; ‘I’ll never dine again until I get what I came for.’ The lawyer was in a quandary, and at length, in very despair, he consented to forego his dinner and give his annoyer the desired opinion. ‘Well, well,Jones,’ said he, soothingly, ‘you shall have it;’ and gathering pens, ink and paper, he was soon seated at the table, whileJones, creeping on tiptoe across the room, stood peeping over his shoulder. The lawyer commenced: ‘My oppinion in thecase——’‘Humph!’ said the lunatic, suddenly seizing his hat, and turning on his heel, ‘I wouldn’t give ad—nfor your opinion with two p’s!’•••Manyof our public as well as private correspondents seem to have been not a little interested in the articles onMind and Instinct, in late numbers of this Magazine. A valued friend writing from Maryland, observes: ‘The collection of facts by your contributor is very industrious, their array quite skilful, and the argument very strong. I think, however, that if I had time I could pick several flaws in the reasoning, or rather erect a very good counter-argument, founded principally upon the fact that the intelligence of animals is generally as great in early youth as it is in the prime of their beasthood. The author might have added to his list of facts, an account which I read when a boy, of the practice of the baboons in Caffraria, near the orange-orchards. They arrange themselves in a row from their dens to the orange-trees. One then ascends the tree, plucks the oranges, and throws them to the next baboon, and he to the next, and so on throughout the whole file; they standing some fifty yards apart. In this manner they quickly strip a tree, and at the same time are safe from being all surprised at once. The early French missionaries in Canada, also asserted that the squirrels of that region, having denuded the country on one side of the big lake, of nuts, used to take pieces of birch bark, and hoisting their tails for canvass, float to the other side for their supply.’ We have been struck with a passage in a powerful article upon ‘The Hope that is within Us,’ in a late foreign periodical, wherein the fruitful theme of our correspondent is touched upon. ‘If matter,’ says the writer, ‘be incapable of consciousness, asJohnsonso powerfully argues inRasselas, then theanimusof brutes must be ananima, and immaterial; for the dog and the elephant not merely exhibit ‘consciousness,’ but a ‘half-reasoning’ power. And if it be true, asJohnsonmaintains, that immateriality of necessity produces immortality, then the poor Indian’s conclusion is the most logical,‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,His faithful dog shall bear him company.’The truth is, that we must depend uponrevelationfor an assurance of immortality; which promises, however, the resurrection of the body, as philosophy is unequal to its demonstration, and modern researches into animal life have rendered the proof more difficult than heretofore.’ By the by, ‘speaking of animals:’ there is a letter fromLemuel Gulliverin the last number ofBlackwood, describing a meeting of ‘delegates from the different classes of consumers ofoats, held at the Nag’s-Head inn at Horsham.’ The business of the meeting was opened by a youngRacer, who expressed his desire to promote the interests of the horse-community, and to promote any measure which might contribute to the increase of the consumption of oats, and improve the condition of his fellow quadrupeds. He considered the horse-interest greatly promoted by the practice of sowing wild oats, which he warmly commended. AHackney-coach Horsedeclared himself in favor of thesliding-scale, which he understood to mean the wooden pavement. Things went much more smoothly wherever it was established. He contended for the abolition of nose-bags, which he designated as an intolerable nuisance; urged the prohibition of chaff with oats, as unfit for the use of able-bodied horses; and indeed evinced the truth of his professions, that he ‘yielded to no horse in an anxious desire to promote the true interests of the horse-community.’ AnOld English Hunterimpressed upon the young delegates the good old adage of ‘Look before you leap,’ and urged them to go for ‘measures, not men.’A Stage Horse‘congratulated the community upon the abolition of bearing-reins, those grievous burdens upon the necks of all free-going horses; and he trusted the time would soon arrive when the blinkers would also be taken off, every corn-bin thrown open, and every horse his own leader.’ Several other steeds, in the various ranks of horse-society, addressed the meeting. ‘Resolutions, drawn by twoDray-Horses, embodying the supposed grievances of the community, were finally agreed upon, and a petition, under the hoof of the president, founded upon them, having been prepared and ordered to be presented to the House of Commons by the members for Horsham, the meeting separated, and the delegates returned to their respective stables.’•••Whathabitual theatre or opera-goer has not been tempted a thousand times to laugh outright, and quite in the wrong place, at the incongruities, the inconsistencies, the mental and physicalcatachresesof the stage, which defy illusion and destroy all vraisemblance? A London sufferer in this kind has hit off some of the salient points of these absurdities in a few ‘Recollections of the Opera:’‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauzeWith patience hear a people’s prayer,And bending to the pit’s applause,Wait while the priest repeats the air.I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl downA thunder-bolt along a wire,To burn some distant canvass town,Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid(With trills androuladesmany a score)To instant death! She, sore afraid,Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’I’ve seen two warriors in a rageDraw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!Meet face to face upon the stageTo sing a song, but not to fight!I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’Some twenty times, yet still remain;I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.I’ve known a hero wounded sore,With well-tuned voice his foes defy;And warbling stoutly on the floor,With the last flourish fall and die.I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’

Weoften hear of odd things happening in consequence of mistakes in orthography, but seldom of any benefit accruing therefrom to the orthoöpist. But a friend mentioned to usa little circumstance the other day, which would seem to prove that it does a man good sometimes to spell somewhat at variance with oldJohnson. In a village not far hence lived a man known by the name ofBroken Jones. He had dissipated a large fortune in various law-suits; had become poor and crazy; and at last, like anotherPeebles, his sole occupation consisted in haunting the courts, lawyers’ offices, and other scenes of his misfortunes. To judge and attorneys he was a most incorrigible bore; to the latter especially, from whom he was continually soliciting opinions on cases which had long been ‘settled,’ and carried to the law-ledgers, where they were only occasionally hunted up as precedents in the suit of perhaps some other destined victims. AsJoneshadn’t a cent of money left, it was of course impossible for him to obtain any more ‘opinions;’ but this didn’t cure him of his law-mania. One morning he entered the office of lawyerD——, in a more excited state than he had exhibited for a long time, and seating himselfvis-a-viswithhisvictim, requested his ‘opinion’ on one of the ‘foregone conclusions’ already mentioned.D——happening at the moment to be very busy, endeavored to get rid of his visiter, and contrived various expedients for that purpose. ButJoneswas not in a mood to be trifled with. ‘I came, ‘Squire,’ said he, ‘to get your opinion in writing on this case, and I will have it before I leave the room, if I sit here till the day of judgment!’ The lawyer looked upon his visiter, while a thought of forcible ejectment passed through his brain; but the glaring eye and stout athletic frame which met his gaze, told him that such a course would be extremely hazardous. At length the dinner-bell rang. A bright thought struck him; and putting on his coat and hat, he tookJonesgently by the arm: ‘Come,’ said he, ‘go and dine with me.’ ‘No!’ said the latter, fiercely; ‘I’ll never dine again until I get what I came for.’ The lawyer was in a quandary, and at length, in very despair, he consented to forego his dinner and give his annoyer the desired opinion. ‘Well, well,Jones,’ said he, soothingly, ‘you shall have it;’ and gathering pens, ink and paper, he was soon seated at the table, whileJones, creeping on tiptoe across the room, stood peeping over his shoulder. The lawyer commenced: ‘My oppinion in thecase——’‘Humph!’ said the lunatic, suddenly seizing his hat, and turning on his heel, ‘I wouldn’t give ad—nfor your opinion with two p’s!’•••Manyof our public as well as private correspondents seem to have been not a little interested in the articles onMind and Instinct, in late numbers of this Magazine. A valued friend writing from Maryland, observes: ‘The collection of facts by your contributor is very industrious, their array quite skilful, and the argument very strong. I think, however, that if I had time I could pick several flaws in the reasoning, or rather erect a very good counter-argument, founded principally upon the fact that the intelligence of animals is generally as great in early youth as it is in the prime of their beasthood. The author might have added to his list of facts, an account which I read when a boy, of the practice of the baboons in Caffraria, near the orange-orchards. They arrange themselves in a row from their dens to the orange-trees. One then ascends the tree, plucks the oranges, and throws them to the next baboon, and he to the next, and so on throughout the whole file; they standing some fifty yards apart. In this manner they quickly strip a tree, and at the same time are safe from being all surprised at once. The early French missionaries in Canada, also asserted that the squirrels of that region, having denuded the country on one side of the big lake, of nuts, used to take pieces of birch bark, and hoisting their tails for canvass, float to the other side for their supply.’ We have been struck with a passage in a powerful article upon ‘The Hope that is within Us,’ in a late foreign periodical, wherein the fruitful theme of our correspondent is touched upon. ‘If matter,’ says the writer, ‘be incapable of consciousness, asJohnsonso powerfully argues inRasselas, then theanimusof brutes must be ananima, and immaterial; for the dog and the elephant not merely exhibit ‘consciousness,’ but a ‘half-reasoning’ power. And if it be true, asJohnsonmaintains, that immateriality of necessity produces immortality, then the poor Indian’s conclusion is the most logical,

‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,His faithful dog shall bear him company.’

‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,His faithful dog shall bear him company.’

‘Who thinks, admitted to that equal sky,

His faithful dog shall bear him company.’

The truth is, that we must depend uponrevelationfor an assurance of immortality; which promises, however, the resurrection of the body, as philosophy is unequal to its demonstration, and modern researches into animal life have rendered the proof more difficult than heretofore.’ By the by, ‘speaking of animals:’ there is a letter fromLemuel Gulliverin the last number ofBlackwood, describing a meeting of ‘delegates from the different classes of consumers ofoats, held at the Nag’s-Head inn at Horsham.’ The business of the meeting was opened by a youngRacer, who expressed his desire to promote the interests of the horse-community, and to promote any measure which might contribute to the increase of the consumption of oats, and improve the condition of his fellow quadrupeds. He considered the horse-interest greatly promoted by the practice of sowing wild oats, which he warmly commended. AHackney-coach Horsedeclared himself in favor of thesliding-scale, which he understood to mean the wooden pavement. Things went much more smoothly wherever it was established. He contended for the abolition of nose-bags, which he designated as an intolerable nuisance; urged the prohibition of chaff with oats, as unfit for the use of able-bodied horses; and indeed evinced the truth of his professions, that he ‘yielded to no horse in an anxious desire to promote the true interests of the horse-community.’ AnOld English Hunterimpressed upon the young delegates the good old adage of ‘Look before you leap,’ and urged them to go for ‘measures, not men.’A Stage Horse‘congratulated the community upon the abolition of bearing-reins, those grievous burdens upon the necks of all free-going horses; and he trusted the time would soon arrive when the blinkers would also be taken off, every corn-bin thrown open, and every horse his own leader.’ Several other steeds, in the various ranks of horse-society, addressed the meeting. ‘Resolutions, drawn by twoDray-Horses, embodying the supposed grievances of the community, were finally agreed upon, and a petition, under the hoof of the president, founded upon them, having been prepared and ordered to be presented to the House of Commons by the members for Horsham, the meeting separated, and the delegates returned to their respective stables.’•••Whathabitual theatre or opera-goer has not been tempted a thousand times to laugh outright, and quite in the wrong place, at the incongruities, the inconsistencies, the mental and physicalcatachresesof the stage, which defy illusion and destroy all vraisemblance? A London sufferer in this kind has hit off some of the salient points of these absurdities in a few ‘Recollections of the Opera:’

‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauzeWith patience hear a people’s prayer,And bending to the pit’s applause,Wait while the priest repeats the air.I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl downA thunder-bolt along a wire,To burn some distant canvass town,Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid(With trills androuladesmany a score)To instant death! She, sore afraid,Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’I’ve seen two warriors in a rageDraw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!Meet face to face upon the stageTo sing a song, but not to fight!I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’Some twenty times, yet still remain;I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.I’ve known a hero wounded sore,With well-tuned voice his foes defy;And warbling stoutly on the floor,With the last flourish fall and die.I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’

‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauzeWith patience hear a people’s prayer,And bending to the pit’s applause,Wait while the priest repeats the air.

‘I’veknown a god on clouds of gauze

With patience hear a people’s prayer,

And bending to the pit’s applause,

Wait while the priest repeats the air.

I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl downA thunder-bolt along a wire,To burn some distant canvass town,Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.

I’ve seen a black-wig’d Jove hurl down

A thunder-bolt along a wire,

To burn some distant canvass town,

Which—how vexatious!—won’t catch fire.

I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid(With trills androuladesmany a score)To instant death! She, sore afraid,Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’

I’ve known a tyrant doom a maid

(With trills androuladesmany a score)

To instant death! She, sore afraid,

Sings: and the audience cries ‘Encore!’

I’ve seen two warriors in a rageDraw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!Meet face to face upon the stageTo sing a song, but not to fight!

I’ve seen two warriors in a rage

Draw glist’ning swords and, awful sight!

Meet face to face upon the stage

To sing a song, but not to fight!

I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’Some twenty times, yet still remain;I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.

I’ve heard a king exclaim ‘To arms!’

Some twenty times, yet still remain;

I’ve known his army ‘midst alarms,

Help by a bass their monarch’s strain.

I’ve known a hero wounded sore,With well-tuned voice his foes defy;And warbling stoutly on the floor,With the last flourish fall and die.

I’ve known a hero wounded sore,

With well-tuned voice his foes defy;

And warbling stoutly on the floor,

With the last flourish fall and die.

I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.

I’ve seen a mermaid dress’d in blue;

I’ve seen a cupid burn a wing;

I’ve known a Neptune lose a shoe;

I’ve heard a guilty spectre sing.

I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’

I’ve seen, spectators of a dance,

Two Brahmins, Mahomet, the Cid,

Four Pagan kings, four knights of France,

Jove and the Muses—scene Madrid!’

Theleading paper in the present number will not escape the attention nor fail to win the admiration of the reader. The description of theAscent of Mount Ætnaby our eminent artist, is forcible and graphic in the extreme. It will derive additional interest at this moment from the recent eruption of this renowned volcano, which still continued at the last advices, and by which already seventy persons had lost their lives. If our metropolitan readers would desire adueimpression of the magnificent scene which our correspondenthas described, let them drop in at the rooms of the National Academy of Design, where they will find the Burning Mountain, as seen from Taormina, depicted in all its vastness and grandeur; and not only this, but the noble series of allegorical pictures, heretofore noticed at large in this Magazine, called ‘The Voyage of Life,’ representing Childhood, Youth, Manhood, and Old Age; ‘Angels ministering to Christ in the Wilderness,’ a picture that has an horizon, and an aërial gradation toward the zenith, which alone, to say nothing of the figures, and the composition itself as a study, would richly repay a visit; ‘The Past and the Present,’ two most effective scenes, especially the second, which is overflowing with the mingled graces of poetry and art; a glorious composition, ‘An Italian Scene,’ of which we shall speak hereafter; as well as of the view of ‘Ruined Aqueducts in the Campagna di Roma,’ fading into dimness toward the imperial city, and of ‘The Notch in the White Mountains’ of New-Hampshire.Apropos: we perceive by a letter from an American at Rome, in one of the public journals, thatThorwaldsen, the great sculptor, was an enthusiastic admirer of Mr.Cole’spictures, particularly of his ‘Voyage of Life,’ which he pronounced ‘original, and new in art.’ ‘He could talk of nothing else,’ says the writer, ‘for a long time; and every time he speaks of him, he adds: ‘Ma che artista, che grand’ artista, quel vostro compatriota! Che fantasia! quanto studio della natura!’ ‘But what an artist, what a great artist, is this countryman of yours! What fancy, what study of nature!’•••Weare aware of a pair of ‘bonny blue een’ swimming in light, that will ‘come the married woman’s eye’ over a kind but most antiquarian husband, when the following is read, some two weeks from now, in their ‘little parlor’ in a town of the far west. It reaches us in theMS.of a Boston friend: ‘Old ColonelW——, formerly a well-known character in one of our eastern cities, was remarkable for but one passion out of the ordinary range of humanity, and that was for buying at auction any little lot of trumpery which came under the head of ‘miscellaneous,’ for the reason that it couldn’t be classified. Though close-fisted in general, he was continually throwing away his money by fives and tens upon such trash. In this way he had filled all the odd corners in his dwelling and out-houses with a collection of nondescript articles, that would have puzzled a philosopher to tell what they were made for, or to what use they could ever be put. This however, was but a secondary consideration with the Colonel; for he seldom troubled his head about such articles after they were once fairly housed. Not so with his wife however, who was continually remonstrating against these purchases, which served only to clutter up the house, and as food for the mirth of the domestics. But the Colonel, though he often submitted to these remonstrances of his better-half, couldn’t resist his passion; and so he went on adding from week to week to his heap of miscellanies. One day while sauntering down the street, he heard the full, rich tones of his friendC——, the well-known auctioneer, and as a matter of course stepped in to see what was being sold. On the floor he observed a collection that looked as if it might have been purloined from the garret of some museum, and around which a motley group was assembled; while on the counter stood the portly auctioneer, in the very height of a mock-indignant remonstrance with his audience. ‘Nine dollars and ninety cents!’ cried the auctioneer. ‘Gentlemen, it is a shame, it is barbarous, to stand by and permit such a sacrifice of property! Nine dol-larsandninety——Good morning, Colonel! A magnificent lot of—of—antiques—and all going for nine dollars and ninety cents. Gentlemen, you’ll never see another such lot; and all going—going—for nine dollars and ninety cents. ColonelW——, canyoupermit such a sacrifice?’ The Colonel glanced his eye over the lot, and then with a nod and a wink assured him he could not. The next instant the hammer came down, and the purchase was the Colonel’s, at ten dollars. As the articles were to be paid for and removed immediately, the Colonel lost no time in getting a cart, and having seen every thing packed up and on their way to his house, he proceeded to his own store, chuckling within himself thatnowat least he had made a bargain at which even his wife couldn’t grumble. In due time he was seated at the dinner-table, when lifting his eyes, he observed a cloud upon his wife’s brow. ‘Well, my dear?’ said he, inquiringly. ‘Well?’ repeated his wife; ‘it isnotwell, Mr. W.; I am vexed beyond endurance. You knowC——, the auctioneer?’ ‘Certainly,’ replied the Colonel; ‘and a very gentlemanly person he istoo.’ ‘Youmay think so,’ rejoined the wife, ‘but Idon’t, and I’ll tell you why. A few days ago I gathered together all the trumpery with which you have been cluttering up the house for the last twelve-month, and sent it to Mr.C——, with orders to sell the lot immediately to the highest bidder for cash. He assured me he would do so in all this week, at farthest, and pay over the proceeds to my order. And here I’ve been congratulating myself on two things: first, on having got rid of a most intolerable nuisance; and secondly, on receiving money enough therefor to purchase that new velvet hat you promised me so long ago. And now what do you think? This morning, about an hour ago,the whole load came back again, without a word of explanation!’ The Colonel looked blank for a moment, and then proceeded to clear up the mystery. But the goodvrouwwas pacified only by the promise of a ten-dollar note beside that in the hands of the auctioneer; on condition, however, that she should never mention it.’ Of course she kept her word!•••Howseldom it is that one encounters a good sonnet! Most sonnetteers of our day are like feeble-framed men walking in heavy armor; ‘the massy weight on’t galls their laden limbs.’ We remember two or three charming sonnets ofLongfellow’s;Park Benjaminhas been unwontedly felicitous in some of his examples; andH. T. Tuckermanhas excelled in the same poetical rôle. Here is a late specimen of his, from the ‘Democratic Review,’ which we regard as very beautiful:DESOLATION.Thinkye the desolate must live apart,By solemn vows to convent walls confined?Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,And in a crowd the isolated mind:Tearless behind the prison-bars of fateThe world sees not how sorrowful they stand,Gazing so fondly through the iron grateUpon the promised, yet forbidden land;Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;Silence the holy cell and calm retreatIn which unseen their meek devotions burn;Life is to them a vigil that none share,Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.

Theleading paper in the present number will not escape the attention nor fail to win the admiration of the reader. The description of theAscent of Mount Ætnaby our eminent artist, is forcible and graphic in the extreme. It will derive additional interest at this moment from the recent eruption of this renowned volcano, which still continued at the last advices, and by which already seventy persons had lost their lives. If our metropolitan readers would desire adueimpression of the magnificent scene which our correspondenthas described, let them drop in at the rooms of the National Academy of Design, where they will find the Burning Mountain, as seen from Taormina, depicted in all its vastness and grandeur; and not only this, but the noble series of allegorical pictures, heretofore noticed at large in this Magazine, called ‘The Voyage of Life,’ representing Childhood, Youth, Manhood, and Old Age; ‘Angels ministering to Christ in the Wilderness,’ a picture that has an horizon, and an aërial gradation toward the zenith, which alone, to say nothing of the figures, and the composition itself as a study, would richly repay a visit; ‘The Past and the Present,’ two most effective scenes, especially the second, which is overflowing with the mingled graces of poetry and art; a glorious composition, ‘An Italian Scene,’ of which we shall speak hereafter; as well as of the view of ‘Ruined Aqueducts in the Campagna di Roma,’ fading into dimness toward the imperial city, and of ‘The Notch in the White Mountains’ of New-Hampshire.Apropos: we perceive by a letter from an American at Rome, in one of the public journals, thatThorwaldsen, the great sculptor, was an enthusiastic admirer of Mr.Cole’spictures, particularly of his ‘Voyage of Life,’ which he pronounced ‘original, and new in art.’ ‘He could talk of nothing else,’ says the writer, ‘for a long time; and every time he speaks of him, he adds: ‘Ma che artista, che grand’ artista, quel vostro compatriota! Che fantasia! quanto studio della natura!’ ‘But what an artist, what a great artist, is this countryman of yours! What fancy, what study of nature!’•••Weare aware of a pair of ‘bonny blue een’ swimming in light, that will ‘come the married woman’s eye’ over a kind but most antiquarian husband, when the following is read, some two weeks from now, in their ‘little parlor’ in a town of the far west. It reaches us in theMS.of a Boston friend: ‘Old ColonelW——, formerly a well-known character in one of our eastern cities, was remarkable for but one passion out of the ordinary range of humanity, and that was for buying at auction any little lot of trumpery which came under the head of ‘miscellaneous,’ for the reason that it couldn’t be classified. Though close-fisted in general, he was continually throwing away his money by fives and tens upon such trash. In this way he had filled all the odd corners in his dwelling and out-houses with a collection of nondescript articles, that would have puzzled a philosopher to tell what they were made for, or to what use they could ever be put. This however, was but a secondary consideration with the Colonel; for he seldom troubled his head about such articles after they were once fairly housed. Not so with his wife however, who was continually remonstrating against these purchases, which served only to clutter up the house, and as food for the mirth of the domestics. But the Colonel, though he often submitted to these remonstrances of his better-half, couldn’t resist his passion; and so he went on adding from week to week to his heap of miscellanies. One day while sauntering down the street, he heard the full, rich tones of his friendC——, the well-known auctioneer, and as a matter of course stepped in to see what was being sold. On the floor he observed a collection that looked as if it might have been purloined from the garret of some museum, and around which a motley group was assembled; while on the counter stood the portly auctioneer, in the very height of a mock-indignant remonstrance with his audience. ‘Nine dollars and ninety cents!’ cried the auctioneer. ‘Gentlemen, it is a shame, it is barbarous, to stand by and permit such a sacrifice of property! Nine dol-larsandninety——Good morning, Colonel! A magnificent lot of—of—antiques—and all going for nine dollars and ninety cents. Gentlemen, you’ll never see another such lot; and all going—going—for nine dollars and ninety cents. ColonelW——, canyoupermit such a sacrifice?’ The Colonel glanced his eye over the lot, and then with a nod and a wink assured him he could not. The next instant the hammer came down, and the purchase was the Colonel’s, at ten dollars. As the articles were to be paid for and removed immediately, the Colonel lost no time in getting a cart, and having seen every thing packed up and on their way to his house, he proceeded to his own store, chuckling within himself thatnowat least he had made a bargain at which even his wife couldn’t grumble. In due time he was seated at the dinner-table, when lifting his eyes, he observed a cloud upon his wife’s brow. ‘Well, my dear?’ said he, inquiringly. ‘Well?’ repeated his wife; ‘it isnotwell, Mr. W.; I am vexed beyond endurance. You knowC——, the auctioneer?’ ‘Certainly,’ replied the Colonel; ‘and a very gentlemanly person he istoo.’ ‘Youmay think so,’ rejoined the wife, ‘but Idon’t, and I’ll tell you why. A few days ago I gathered together all the trumpery with which you have been cluttering up the house for the last twelve-month, and sent it to Mr.C——, with orders to sell the lot immediately to the highest bidder for cash. He assured me he would do so in all this week, at farthest, and pay over the proceeds to my order. And here I’ve been congratulating myself on two things: first, on having got rid of a most intolerable nuisance; and secondly, on receiving money enough therefor to purchase that new velvet hat you promised me so long ago. And now what do you think? This morning, about an hour ago,the whole load came back again, without a word of explanation!’ The Colonel looked blank for a moment, and then proceeded to clear up the mystery. But the goodvrouwwas pacified only by the promise of a ten-dollar note beside that in the hands of the auctioneer; on condition, however, that she should never mention it.’ Of course she kept her word!•••Howseldom it is that one encounters a good sonnet! Most sonnetteers of our day are like feeble-framed men walking in heavy armor; ‘the massy weight on’t galls their laden limbs.’ We remember two or three charming sonnets ofLongfellow’s;Park Benjaminhas been unwontedly felicitous in some of his examples; andH. T. Tuckermanhas excelled in the same poetical rôle. Here is a late specimen of his, from the ‘Democratic Review,’ which we regard as very beautiful:

Thinkye the desolate must live apart,By solemn vows to convent walls confined?Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,And in a crowd the isolated mind:Tearless behind the prison-bars of fateThe world sees not how sorrowful they stand,Gazing so fondly through the iron grateUpon the promised, yet forbidden land;Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;Silence the holy cell and calm retreatIn which unseen their meek devotions burn;Life is to them a vigil that none share,Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.

Thinkye the desolate must live apart,By solemn vows to convent walls confined?Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,And in a crowd the isolated mind:Tearless behind the prison-bars of fateThe world sees not how sorrowful they stand,Gazing so fondly through the iron grateUpon the promised, yet forbidden land;Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;Silence the holy cell and calm retreatIn which unseen their meek devotions burn;Life is to them a vigil that none share,Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.

Thinkye the desolate must live apart,

By solemn vows to convent walls confined?

Ah! no; with men may dwell the cloistered heart,

And in a crowd the isolated mind:

Tearless behind the prison-bars of fate

The world sees not how sorrowful they stand,

Gazing so fondly through the iron grate

Upon the promised, yet forbidden land;

Patience, the shrine to which their bleeding feet,

Day after day, in voiceless penance turn;

Silence the holy cell and calm retreat

In which unseen their meek devotions burn;

Life is to them a vigil that none share,

Their hopes a sacrifice, their love a prayer.

‘OurAncient,’ the editor of the handsome ‘Lady’s and Gentleman’s Magazine’ hight ‘The Columbian,’ (which is to run a brisk competition, as we learn, with the other ‘pictorials,’Godey’s,Graham’s, andSnowden’s,) should have enabled us to speak of it from an examination ofour own copy, instead of being obliged to filch an idea of its merits from the counter of those most obliging gentlemen, Messrs.Burgess and Stringer. The work is a gay one externally, and spirited internally; having several good articles from good writers, male and female. One of the best things in it, however, is the paper on ‘Magazine Literature,’ by the Editor. How many writers, now well known both at home and abroad, who began and continue their literary career in theKnickerbocker, can bear testimony to the truth of the following remarks:‘Wehave said that this is the age of magazines; adverting not merely to their number, but even more especially to their excellence. They are the field, chiefly, in which literary reputation is won. Who ever thinks ofJohn Wilsonas the learned professor, or as the author of bound volumes? Who does not, whenWilson’sname is mentioned, instantly call to mind the splendid article-writer, theChristopher Northof Blackwood?Charles Lambwas long known only as theEliaof the New Monthly. Most of the modern French celebrities;Sue,Janin, and half a hundred others, have made their fame in thefeuilletonsof the Parisian journals; a more decided graft, by the way, than is elsewhere seen, of the magazine upon the newspaper. In our own country, how many there are whose names are known from the St. Lawrence to the Gulf of Mexico, that are as yet innocent of books, but have nevertheless contributed largely and well to the growing stock of American literature. How many more who are bringing themselves into notice by their monthly efforts in the pages of some popular magazine. In fact, the magazine is the true channel into which talent should direct itself for the acquisition of literary fame. The newspaper is too ephemeral; the book is not of sufficiently rapid and frequent production. The monthly magazine just hits the happy medium, enabling thewriter to present himself twelve times a year before a host of readers, in whose memories he is thus kept fresh, yet allowing him space enough to develope his thought, and time enough to do his talent justice in each article. Then, too, on the score of emolument, justly recognised now as a very essential matter, and legitimately entitled to grave consideration, the magazine offers advantages not within the reach of either book or newspaper.•••Butafter all, the great point is, that magazines are more read than any other kind of publications. They just adapt themselves to the leisure of the business man, and the taste of the idler; to the spare half hours of the notable housewife and the languid inertia of the fashionable lady. They can be dropped into a valise or a carpet-bag as a welcome provision for the wants of a journey by steam-boat or rail-road, when the country through which the traveller passes offers nothing attractive to be seen, or the eyes are weary of seeing; they while away delightfully the tedious hours of a rainy day in summer, and afford the most pleasant occupation through the long evenings of winter.’Touching the matter of payment for magazine articles: Mr.Willisinforms us that many of the American magazines pay to their more eminent contributors nearly three times the amount for a printed page that is paid by English magazines to the best writers in Great-Britain; and he instancesGodeyandGrahamas paying often twelve dollars a page to their principal contributors. This refers toa few‘principal’ writers only, as we have good reason to know, having been instrumental in sending several acceptable correspondents to those publications, who have received scarcely one-fourth of the sum mentioned. Mr.Willisadds, however, that many good writers write for nothing, and that ‘the number of clever writers has increased so much that there are thousands who can get no article accepted.’ All this is quite true. There is no magazine in America that has paid so large sums to distinguished native writers as theKnickerbocker. Indeed, ourmostdistinguished American writer was never a contributor to any other of our Monthlys than this. The books of this Magazine show, that independent of the Editor’s division of its profits as joint proprietor, or his salary as editor, (a matter which its publishers have always kept distinct from, and in all respects unconnected with, the payments to contributors,) annual sums have heretofore been paid for literarymatérielgreater than the most liberal estimate we have seen of any annual literary payment by our widely-circulated contemporaries. To the first poet in America, (not to say in the world, at this moment,) we have repeatedly paid fifty dollars for a single poem, not exceeding, in any instance, two pages in length; and the cost of prose papers from sources of kindred eminence has in many numbers exceeded fifteen dollars a page. Again: we have in several instances paid twice as much for the MS. of a continuous novel in these pages as the writer could obtain of any metropolitan book-publisher; and after appearing in volumes, it has been found that the wide publicity given to the work by theKnickerbockerhas been of greatest service to its popularity, in more than one subsequent edition. We should add, however, that we have had no lack, at any period, of excellent articles for our work at moderate prices; while many of our more popular papers have been entirely gratuitous, unless indeed the writers consider the honorable reputation which they have established in these pages assomereward for intellectual exertion. But ‘something too much of this.’ We close with a word touching the pictorial features of the ‘Columbian.’ It has four ‘plates’ proper, with an engraving of the fashions; is neatly executed by Messrs.Hopkins and Jennings, and published byIsrael Post, Number Three, Astor-House.•••Saint Valentine’s Dayis just at hand; and a pleasant correspondent, in enclosing us the following lines, begs us to mention the fact, and to refer to the festivities of the day. We know ofone‘festivity’ that will be a veryrecherchéand brilliant affair, on the evening of that day; namely, ‘The Bachelors’ Ball,’ to be given with unwonted splendor at the Astor-House, under the supervision of accomplished managers, whose taste and liberality have already been abundantly tested. ‘Take it as a matter granted,’ says our friend, ‘that very many of your lady-readers will commit matrimony before the year is done; and tell them so plainly; for it will gratify their palpitating hearts; and even should it not be true in every individual case, the disappointed ones will never complain of you for the pleasing delusion; for it was their own fault, of course, not yours. It behooves you, moreover, as a conservator of the general weal, to give the young wives that are to be some goodly counsel; and to aid you in the laudable office of advice-giver, I send you some appropriate verses, which some fifteenyears ago went the rounds of the press, and met with ‘acceptance bounteous.’ The moral of the stanzas, I take it, is unexceptionable, whatever may be said of their execution:’EPISTLEADDRESSED TO A YOUNG LADY JUST MARRIED.Onmatrimony’s fickle seaI hear thou’rt ventured fairly;Though young in years, it may not beThy bark is launched too early.Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,That on the stormy waterThou’lt prove a wife obedient,As thou hast been a daughter.If every wish of mine were bliss,If every hope were pleasure,Thou wouldst with him find happiness,And he in thee a treasure:For every wish and hope of mine,And every thought and feeling,Is for the weal of thee and thine,As true as my revealing.To please thy husband in all things,Forever be thou zealous;And bear in mind that Love has wings,Then never make him jealous:For if Love from his perch once flies,How weak are Beauty’s jesses!In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,And thy dishevelled tresses.Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,Be sparing of thy parties;Where fashion riots in excess,O! nothing there of heart is!And can its palling sweets compareWith love of faithful bosom?Then of the fatal tree beware,There’s poison in its blossom!Each thought and wish in him confide,No secret from him cherish;Whenever thou hast aught to hide,The better feelings perish.In whatsoe’er ye do or say,O never with him palter;Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’Before the holy altar.Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt findIn married life to tease ye,And should thy husband seem unkind,Averse to smile, or please ye,Think that amid the cares of lifeHis troubles fret and fear him;Then smile as it becomes a wife,And labor well to cheer him.Aye answer him with loving word,Be each tone kindly spoken,For sometimes is the holy cordBy angry jarring broken.Then curb thy temper in its rage,And fretful be thou never;For broken once, a fearful changeFrowns over both forever.Upon thy neck light hang the chain,For Hymen now hath bound ye,O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,And smiling friends surround ye.Then fare ye well, and may each timeThe sun smiles, find ye wiser:Pray kindly take the well-meant rhymeOf thy sincere adviser.

‘OurAncient,’ the editor of the handsome ‘Lady’s and Gentleman’s Magazine’ hight ‘The Columbian,’ (which is to run a brisk competition, as we learn, with the other ‘pictorials,’Godey’s,Graham’s, andSnowden’s,) should have enabled us to speak of it from an examination ofour own copy, instead of being obliged to filch an idea of its merits from the counter of those most obliging gentlemen, Messrs.Burgess and Stringer. The work is a gay one externally, and spirited internally; having several good articles from good writers, male and female. One of the best things in it, however, is the paper on ‘Magazine Literature,’ by the Editor. How many writers, now well known both at home and abroad, who began and continue their literary career in theKnickerbocker, can bear testimony to the truth of the following remarks:

‘Wehave said that this is the age of magazines; adverting not merely to their number, but even more especially to their excellence. They are the field, chiefly, in which literary reputation is won. Who ever thinks ofJohn Wilsonas the learned professor, or as the author of bound volumes? Who does not, whenWilson’sname is mentioned, instantly call to mind the splendid article-writer, theChristopher Northof Blackwood?Charles Lambwas long known only as theEliaof the New Monthly. Most of the modern French celebrities;Sue,Janin, and half a hundred others, have made their fame in thefeuilletonsof the Parisian journals; a more decided graft, by the way, than is elsewhere seen, of the magazine upon the newspaper. In our own country, how many there are whose names are known from the St. Lawrence to the Gulf of Mexico, that are as yet innocent of books, but have nevertheless contributed largely and well to the growing stock of American literature. How many more who are bringing themselves into notice by their monthly efforts in the pages of some popular magazine. In fact, the magazine is the true channel into which talent should direct itself for the acquisition of literary fame. The newspaper is too ephemeral; the book is not of sufficiently rapid and frequent production. The monthly magazine just hits the happy medium, enabling thewriter to present himself twelve times a year before a host of readers, in whose memories he is thus kept fresh, yet allowing him space enough to develope his thought, and time enough to do his talent justice in each article. Then, too, on the score of emolument, justly recognised now as a very essential matter, and legitimately entitled to grave consideration, the magazine offers advantages not within the reach of either book or newspaper.•••Butafter all, the great point is, that magazines are more read than any other kind of publications. They just adapt themselves to the leisure of the business man, and the taste of the idler; to the spare half hours of the notable housewife and the languid inertia of the fashionable lady. They can be dropped into a valise or a carpet-bag as a welcome provision for the wants of a journey by steam-boat or rail-road, when the country through which the traveller passes offers nothing attractive to be seen, or the eyes are weary of seeing; they while away delightfully the tedious hours of a rainy day in summer, and afford the most pleasant occupation through the long evenings of winter.’

‘Wehave said that this is the age of magazines; adverting not merely to their number, but even more especially to their excellence. They are the field, chiefly, in which literary reputation is won. Who ever thinks ofJohn Wilsonas the learned professor, or as the author of bound volumes? Who does not, whenWilson’sname is mentioned, instantly call to mind the splendid article-writer, theChristopher Northof Blackwood?Charles Lambwas long known only as theEliaof the New Monthly. Most of the modern French celebrities;Sue,Janin, and half a hundred others, have made their fame in thefeuilletonsof the Parisian journals; a more decided graft, by the way, than is elsewhere seen, of the magazine upon the newspaper. In our own country, how many there are whose names are known from the St. Lawrence to the Gulf of Mexico, that are as yet innocent of books, but have nevertheless contributed largely and well to the growing stock of American literature. How many more who are bringing themselves into notice by their monthly efforts in the pages of some popular magazine. In fact, the magazine is the true channel into which talent should direct itself for the acquisition of literary fame. The newspaper is too ephemeral; the book is not of sufficiently rapid and frequent production. The monthly magazine just hits the happy medium, enabling thewriter to present himself twelve times a year before a host of readers, in whose memories he is thus kept fresh, yet allowing him space enough to develope his thought, and time enough to do his talent justice in each article. Then, too, on the score of emolument, justly recognised now as a very essential matter, and legitimately entitled to grave consideration, the magazine offers advantages not within the reach of either book or newspaper.•••Butafter all, the great point is, that magazines are more read than any other kind of publications. They just adapt themselves to the leisure of the business man, and the taste of the idler; to the spare half hours of the notable housewife and the languid inertia of the fashionable lady. They can be dropped into a valise or a carpet-bag as a welcome provision for the wants of a journey by steam-boat or rail-road, when the country through which the traveller passes offers nothing attractive to be seen, or the eyes are weary of seeing; they while away delightfully the tedious hours of a rainy day in summer, and afford the most pleasant occupation through the long evenings of winter.’

Touching the matter of payment for magazine articles: Mr.Willisinforms us that many of the American magazines pay to their more eminent contributors nearly three times the amount for a printed page that is paid by English magazines to the best writers in Great-Britain; and he instancesGodeyandGrahamas paying often twelve dollars a page to their principal contributors. This refers toa few‘principal’ writers only, as we have good reason to know, having been instrumental in sending several acceptable correspondents to those publications, who have received scarcely one-fourth of the sum mentioned. Mr.Willisadds, however, that many good writers write for nothing, and that ‘the number of clever writers has increased so much that there are thousands who can get no article accepted.’ All this is quite true. There is no magazine in America that has paid so large sums to distinguished native writers as theKnickerbocker. Indeed, ourmostdistinguished American writer was never a contributor to any other of our Monthlys than this. The books of this Magazine show, that independent of the Editor’s division of its profits as joint proprietor, or his salary as editor, (a matter which its publishers have always kept distinct from, and in all respects unconnected with, the payments to contributors,) annual sums have heretofore been paid for literarymatérielgreater than the most liberal estimate we have seen of any annual literary payment by our widely-circulated contemporaries. To the first poet in America, (not to say in the world, at this moment,) we have repeatedly paid fifty dollars for a single poem, not exceeding, in any instance, two pages in length; and the cost of prose papers from sources of kindred eminence has in many numbers exceeded fifteen dollars a page. Again: we have in several instances paid twice as much for the MS. of a continuous novel in these pages as the writer could obtain of any metropolitan book-publisher; and after appearing in volumes, it has been found that the wide publicity given to the work by theKnickerbockerhas been of greatest service to its popularity, in more than one subsequent edition. We should add, however, that we have had no lack, at any period, of excellent articles for our work at moderate prices; while many of our more popular papers have been entirely gratuitous, unless indeed the writers consider the honorable reputation which they have established in these pages assomereward for intellectual exertion. But ‘something too much of this.’ We close with a word touching the pictorial features of the ‘Columbian.’ It has four ‘plates’ proper, with an engraving of the fashions; is neatly executed by Messrs.Hopkins and Jennings, and published byIsrael Post, Number Three, Astor-House.•••Saint Valentine’s Dayis just at hand; and a pleasant correspondent, in enclosing us the following lines, begs us to mention the fact, and to refer to the festivities of the day. We know ofone‘festivity’ that will be a veryrecherchéand brilliant affair, on the evening of that day; namely, ‘The Bachelors’ Ball,’ to be given with unwonted splendor at the Astor-House, under the supervision of accomplished managers, whose taste and liberality have already been abundantly tested. ‘Take it as a matter granted,’ says our friend, ‘that very many of your lady-readers will commit matrimony before the year is done; and tell them so plainly; for it will gratify their palpitating hearts; and even should it not be true in every individual case, the disappointed ones will never complain of you for the pleasing delusion; for it was their own fault, of course, not yours. It behooves you, moreover, as a conservator of the general weal, to give the young wives that are to be some goodly counsel; and to aid you in the laudable office of advice-giver, I send you some appropriate verses, which some fifteenyears ago went the rounds of the press, and met with ‘acceptance bounteous.’ The moral of the stanzas, I take it, is unexceptionable, whatever may be said of their execution:’

Onmatrimony’s fickle seaI hear thou’rt ventured fairly;Though young in years, it may not beThy bark is launched too early.Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,That on the stormy waterThou’lt prove a wife obedient,As thou hast been a daughter.If every wish of mine were bliss,If every hope were pleasure,Thou wouldst with him find happiness,And he in thee a treasure:For every wish and hope of mine,And every thought and feeling,Is for the weal of thee and thine,As true as my revealing.To please thy husband in all things,Forever be thou zealous;And bear in mind that Love has wings,Then never make him jealous:For if Love from his perch once flies,How weak are Beauty’s jesses!In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,And thy dishevelled tresses.Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,Be sparing of thy parties;Where fashion riots in excess,O! nothing there of heart is!And can its palling sweets compareWith love of faithful bosom?Then of the fatal tree beware,There’s poison in its blossom!Each thought and wish in him confide,No secret from him cherish;Whenever thou hast aught to hide,The better feelings perish.In whatsoe’er ye do or say,O never with him palter;Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’Before the holy altar.Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt findIn married life to tease ye,And should thy husband seem unkind,Averse to smile, or please ye,Think that amid the cares of lifeHis troubles fret and fear him;Then smile as it becomes a wife,And labor well to cheer him.Aye answer him with loving word,Be each tone kindly spoken,For sometimes is the holy cordBy angry jarring broken.Then curb thy temper in its rage,And fretful be thou never;For broken once, a fearful changeFrowns over both forever.Upon thy neck light hang the chain,For Hymen now hath bound ye,O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,And smiling friends surround ye.Then fare ye well, and may each timeThe sun smiles, find ye wiser:Pray kindly take the well-meant rhymeOf thy sincere adviser.

Onmatrimony’s fickle seaI hear thou’rt ventured fairly;Though young in years, it may not beThy bark is launched too early.Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,That on the stormy waterThou’lt prove a wife obedient,As thou hast been a daughter.

Onmatrimony’s fickle sea

I hear thou’rt ventured fairly;

Though young in years, it may not be

Thy bark is launched too early.

Each wish of mine to heaven is sent,

That on the stormy water

Thou’lt prove a wife obedient,

As thou hast been a daughter.

If every wish of mine were bliss,If every hope were pleasure,Thou wouldst with him find happiness,And he in thee a treasure:For every wish and hope of mine,And every thought and feeling,Is for the weal of thee and thine,As true as my revealing.

If every wish of mine were bliss,

If every hope were pleasure,

Thou wouldst with him find happiness,

And he in thee a treasure:

For every wish and hope of mine,

And every thought and feeling,

Is for the weal of thee and thine,

As true as my revealing.

To please thy husband in all things,Forever be thou zealous;And bear in mind that Love has wings,Then never make him jealous:For if Love from his perch once flies,How weak are Beauty’s jesses!In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,And thy dishevelled tresses.

To please thy husband in all things,

Forever be thou zealous;

And bear in mind that Love has wings,

Then never make him jealous:

For if Love from his perch once flies,

How weak are Beauty’s jesses!

In vain might plead thy streaming eyes,

And thy dishevelled tresses.

Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,Be sparing of thy parties;Where fashion riots in excess,O! nothing there of heart is!And can its palling sweets compareWith love of faithful bosom?Then of the fatal tree beware,There’s poison in its blossom!

Be prudent in thy thoughts of dress,

Be sparing of thy parties;

Where fashion riots in excess,

O! nothing there of heart is!

And can its palling sweets compare

With love of faithful bosom?

Then of the fatal tree beware,

There’s poison in its blossom!

Each thought and wish in him confide,No secret from him cherish;Whenever thou hast aught to hide,The better feelings perish.In whatsoe’er ye do or say,O never with him palter;Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’Before the holy altar.

Each thought and wish in him confide,

No secret from him cherish;

Whenever thou hast aught to hide,

The better feelings perish.

In whatsoe’er ye do or say,

O never with him palter;

Remember too, thou saidst ‘obey’

Before the holy altar.

Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt findIn married life to tease ye,And should thy husband seem unkind,Averse to smile, or please ye,Think that amid the cares of lifeHis troubles fret and fear him;Then smile as it becomes a wife,And labor well to cheer him.

Bear and forbear, for much thou’lt find

In married life to tease ye,

And should thy husband seem unkind,

Averse to smile, or please ye,

Think that amid the cares of life

His troubles fret and fear him;

Then smile as it becomes a wife,

And labor well to cheer him.

Aye answer him with loving word,Be each tone kindly spoken,For sometimes is the holy cordBy angry jarring broken.Then curb thy temper in its rage,And fretful be thou never;For broken once, a fearful changeFrowns over both forever.

Aye answer him with loving word,

Be each tone kindly spoken,

For sometimes is the holy cord

By angry jarring broken.

Then curb thy temper in its rage,

And fretful be thou never;

For broken once, a fearful change

Frowns over both forever.

Upon thy neck light hang the chain,For Hymen now hath bound ye,O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,And smiling friends surround ye.Then fare ye well, and may each timeThe sun smiles, find ye wiser:Pray kindly take the well-meant rhymeOf thy sincere adviser.

Upon thy neck light hang the chain,

For Hymen now hath bound ye,

O’er thee and thine may pleasure reign,

And smiling friends surround ye.

Then fare ye well, and may each time

The sun smiles, find ye wiser:

Pray kindly take the well-meant rhyme

Of thy sincere adviser.

Throughthe kindness of Messrs.Mason and Tuttle, Nassau-street, (who import theoriginalsfor immediate circulation to American subscribers,) we have our copies of the foreign Monthlys, as well as of the ‘Edinburgh,’ ‘Foreign,’ and ‘Quarterly’ Reviews for the current quarter. The ‘Quarterly, so savage and tartarly,’ has a notice of the ‘Change for American Notes,’ which is not conceived in the kindest spirit toward this country. It reviewsPrescott’slate work, however, at great length, and welcomes it with cordial commendation. Among other ‘good words,’ the reviewer observes: ‘He is full and copious, without being prolix and wearisome; his narrative is flowing and spirited, sometimes very picturesque; his style is pure, sound English.’ In conclusion, the reviewer says: ‘We close with expressing our satisfaction that Mr.Prescotthas given us an opportunity at this time of showing our deep sympathy, the sympathy of kindred and of blood, with Americans who like himself do honor to our common literature. Mr.Prescottmay take his place among the real good English writers of history in modern times.’ The ‘Foreign Quarterly’ opens with a paper upon ‘The Poets and Poetry of America,’ ostensibly based upon Mr.Griswold’sbook. It is not altogether a review, however, but a very coarse and evidently malignant tirade against America, her people, institutions, manners, customs, literature; every thing, in short, that she is and that she contains. We annex a hasty synopsis of thecriticalportion of the article in question.Halleckis ‘praised, and that highly too.’ His ‘Marco Bozzaris’ is pronounced ‘a master-piece,’ and the ‘most perfect specimen of versification in American literature;’ and himself as possessing ‘a complete knowledge of the musical mysteries of his art.’ A quotation is made, with much laud, from his ‘Red-Jacket,’ but the lines are spoiled by two gross errors; one in the last lineof the third, and the other in the first line of the fifth stanza. The highest encomiums are justly bestowed uponBryant, as a ‘purely American poet,’ who ‘treats the works of Nature with a religious solemnity, and brings to the contemplation of her grandest relations a pure and serious spirit. His poetry is reflective but not sad; grave in its depths but brightened in its flow by the sunshine of the imagination. He never paints on gauze; he is always earnest, always poetical; his manner is every where graceful and unaffected.’ The illustrative quotation is from ‘An Evening Reverie,’ written by Mr.Bryantfor theKnickerbocker.Longfellowis pronounced to be ‘unquestionably the first of American poets; the most thoughtful and chaste; the most elaborate and finished. His poems are distinguished by severe intellectual beauty, by dulcet sweetness of expression, a wise and hopeful spirit, and a complete command over every variety of rhythm. They are neither numerous nor long, but of that compact texture which will last for posterity.’Spragueis represented as having in certain of his poems imitatedShakspeareandCollinsrather too closely for all three to be original. ‘Pierpontis crowded with coincidences which look very likeplagiarisms;’ ‘but,’ adds the reviewer, ‘it is reserved forCharles Fenno Hoffmanto distance all plagiarists of ancient and modern times in the enormity and openness of his thefts. He isMoorehocused for the American market. His songs arerifaciamentos. The turns of the melody, the flowing of the images, the scintillating conceits, are allMoore. Sometimes he steals his very words.’ Mrs.Sigourney’spoetry is said to be characterized by ‘feeble verbosity’ and ‘lady-like inanity,’ and Mrs.Osgoodis represented as being in the same category. After quoting certain characteristic lines of Mr.John Neal, describing the eye of a poet as ‘brimful of water and light,’ and his forehead as being ‘alarmingly bright,’ the reviewer adds: ‘We find a pleasant relief from these distressing hallucinations, in the poems ofAlfred B. Street. He is a descriptive poet, and at the head of his class. His pictures of American scenery are full ofgustoand freshness; sometimes too wild and diffuse, but always true and beautiful.’ So some are praised and some are blamed—‘thus runs the world away!’•••Weare made aware, and we would not have our correspondents ignorant of the fact, that there is a critical eye monthly upon our pages, that is keen to discover errors (as well as beauties) in language and construction of sentences. See: ‘By the by, what a miserable language is our English in some respects; so awkward, so incompact! Look at the phrase ‘unheard of,’ and compare it with the Latin ‘inauditus.’ What a pity we were not born Romans or Greeks, with Yankee notions! Tell your Gotham friends that if they are speaking of a ruinousbrickwall, they must saydilaterated, from ‘later,’ a brick, and not ‘dilapidated,’ from ‘lapis,’ a stone. One might as well say a man is ‘stoned’ to death with brick-bats.’•••Whatsad and startling contrasts are presented to the eye and mind of one who attentively looks over the illustrated newspapers of the British metropolis! On one hand, pictures of triumphal processions, arches, bonfires, illuminations, rich presents, gorgeous equipages, state-beds, ‘royal poultry-houses, owleries, and pigeonries,’ accompanied by elaborate descriptions, arrest the attention; on the other, there is a picture of a city ‘Asylum for the Destitute,’ where poor naked wretches find a temporary refuge from the pitiless winter storm without: huddling round a dim fire, or sunk exhausted upon the straw in the human ‘stalls,’ or clutching at their bowls of pauper-soup; a scene whose true character is enforced by accounts of poor women making shirts fora farthing apiece, a hard day’s work; sleeping four in a bed; purchasing with the scanty pittance tea-leaves to boil over again! Hardly-entreated brothers and sisters of humanity! not always shall the glaring inequality that surrounds you, crush your spirits to the earth!•••Thereis a pleasant pen in our metropolitan ‘Aurora,’ which occasionally dashes off sententious paragraphs that flash and sparkle like snow-crust in a moon-lit night in winter. There is evidently aFoster-ing hand over its columns; andthroughthem (let us add, as it isthatof which we especially wish to speak,) over the reputation of Mr.Willis. The remarks in a late number of that journal, under the head of ‘Mr. Willis’s Defence’ against a scurrilous attack on his private character in a down-eastern print, were equally just and felicitous. Had it been generallyknown in his native town who was the instigator of that attack, we have good authority for saying that, gross as it was, Mr.Williswould have considered it utterly beneath his notice. As it was, however, he deemed it not amiss at one and the same time to punish skulking envy and impotent malignity; to vindicate his reputation with his townsmen against unprovoked calumny; and to render the repetition of any obnoxious remarks from the same source altogether ‘of none effect’ and unworthy of heed. This he accomplished by his ‘Defence’ and the ‘terrors of the law,’ which speedily produced a satisfactory sample of wholesale word-eating.•••Ofall the Polichinellos we have ever encountered, we consider ‘Punch, or the London Charivari,’ the best. His fun is exhaustless. He ought to be knighted and appointed court-jester to KingEnnui. ‘Laughter,’ he tells us, ‘is a divine faculty. It is one of the few, nay, the only one redeeming grace in that thunder-cased, profligate old scoundrelJupiter, that he sometimes laughs: he is saved from the disgust of all respectable people by the amenity of a broad grin.’ We ourselves hold with the pleasantLincoln Ramble: ‘I love a hearty laugh; I love toheara hearty laugh above all other sounds. It is the music of the heart; the thrills of those chords which vibrate from no bad touch; the language Heaven has given us to carry on the exchange of sincere and disinterested sympathies.’ And to the end that ‘laughter free and silvery from the heart may escape the reader, doing rightful honor toPunch, and bestowing cheerfulness and health upon the laughter,’ we proceed to present a few excerpta which arrested our attention in looking over late files. We suspect that the annexed report of the ‘doings of Royalty’ in the country have more than once had a precedent.Prince Albertis here at Dayton-Manor, the seat of SirRobert Peel: ‘Her Majesty slept extremely well; but whether it was the air of Dayton, or the conversation of the host, did not transpire. At eleven o’clock in the morning, Prince Albert went out to shoot. The guns were ordered at ten and the game was desired to be in attendance at half-past. The Prince first went in a boat on the water, where several ducks were appointed to be in waiting. Having granted an audience to the whole of them, and unintentionally honored two by shooting them, though it was another duck who had the distinguished gratification of being aimed at and missed, his Royal Highness landed. A numerous meeting of hares and pheasants having been called to pay their respects to the Prince, the game-keepers forming an outer circle, with their guns pointed to keep the game well up to the mark, His Royal Highness shot sixty pheasants, twenty-five head of hares, eight rabbits and one wood-cock, who would cock his bill opposite the muzzle of Royalty.’ The poetical advertisement of oneMoses, a slop-shop clothes-man, is pleasantly ‘reviewed.’ Of his ‘PrinceAlbertcoats,’Punchsays: ‘Whatever may be the resemblance between the Prince and the coat, the similarity certainly ends with the price; one costing thirty shillings and the other thirty thousand pounds per annum.’ Here is a touch at Moses’ sea-coats:‘These coats for nautical pursuitsHave qualities no one disputes;The very texture of their clothSeems to defy the ocean’s wrath:And then their form and make as wellAre suited to the billows’ swell.’What can be happier than the allusion to the fact mentioned in the last two lines; namely, that the coat is quite a match for the billows, being as great a swell as any of them? The poet dashes off a few lines on trowsers, finishing with the following couplet, which is not likely to encourage purchasers. It is stated, and we dare say truly, that if any one puts on a pair ofMoses’trowsers he becomes at once an object of general observation:‘While oft such cries as these escape;Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’It is a very natural consequence, no doubt, of disporting one’s-self in doe-skins made for seven-pence a pair; but the cries of ‘There’s a figure! there’s a shape!’ must make thetrowsers rather dear to any one who wishes to walk about peaceably, unmolested by this species of street-criticism.’ Under the head of ‘Bolsters for Behindhand Botanists,’ we find these original questions and answers: ‘What are the most difficult roots to extract from the ground?’ The cube-root. ‘What is the pistil of a flower?’ It is that instrument with which the flower shoots. ‘What is meant by the word stamina?’ It means the pluck or courage which enables the flower to shoot.’ ‘The reversionary interest of a life-crossing, with retail lucifer business attached,’ is offered by a street-sweeper near the Bank of England, he having ‘prigged vat vasn’t his’n, and gone to pris’n.’ ‘He effected an irregular transfer at the bank one day, which, whatever his doubts upon the subject might previously have been, led to his ultimate conviction.’ The ‘ComicBlackstone’ enlightens us upon one of the ‘King’s prerogatives’: ‘The King is the fountain of justice, from which are supplied all the leaden reservoirs in Westminster-Hall, and the pumps at the inferior tribunals.’ Among the public inquiries is the following: ‘At a crowded meeting at Islington, on the question of granting a theatrical license, the papers state that the judges declined at first, but upon the urgent appeal of an advocate, ‘the bench gave way.’ Are we to understand from this that the opposition fell to the ground?’ In ‘Punch’sAlmanac’ for 1844, we find among other side-remarks, the annexed: under May seventh: ‘Washington Irvingon his way to Madrid as American Ambassador, is entertained in London, 1842. America takes the hand of Spain, and puts her bestpeninto it.’ ‘June sixth: The first cargo of ice comes from America, 1843, for the relief of those who had burnt their fingers with Pennsylvania bonds.’ ‘Time is money; but it doesn’t follow that man is a capitalist who has a great quantity of it on his hands.’Punch’s‘Literary Intelligence’ is very full. From it we gather that the author of the ‘Mothers,’ ‘Wives,’ ‘Maids,’ and ‘Daughters’ of England has another work in press, entitled ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ ‘No grandmother’s education will be complete till she has read and re-read ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ The book is the very best guide to oval suction extant.’ So says an ‘Evening Paper.’•••Weshould be glad to be informed ofthe nameof any real or pretended lover of the turf and its manifold interests, or of an admirer of one of the most entertaining weekly journals on this continent, who could askmorethan is offered by the ‘Spirit of the Times’ to all new subscribers to that widely-popular sheet; being no less than any five of those fine large quarto engravings on steel, from original paintings, of Col.Johnsonand M’lleAugusta, among ‘us humans,’ and among our four-footed friends ‘of the lower house,’ Ripton, Confidence, Boston, Wagner, Monarch, Leviathan, Argyle, Black-Maria, Grey-Eagle, Shark, Hedgeford, John Bascombe, and Monmouth-Eclipse. On the second day of March a new volume commences; when we hope that this accredited organ of the sporting world, which has raised the prices of blood-stock in this country beyond all precedent, and which in its literary and dramatic departments is without a rival in this or any other country, will take a long lease of a healthful existence, and go on ‘prospering and to prosper.’•••Thereader will be amused we think with the ‘Veritable Sea-Story,’ told by our friendHarry Franco, in a species of poetry run mad, in preceding pages. He writes us: ‘I send you an epic poem for theKnickerbocker, founded on facts within my own personal experience. I mention this lest you should deem it destitute of merit; for it possesses the greatest merit that any human composition can possess; namely, truth. And in this respect, if in no other, my poem is beyond dispute superior to the Iliad and Paradise Lost. However, tastes differ, I am aware; and you may possibly prefer those two epics to mine! They are longer, it is true; but then I think it will be conceded, even by the critics of thePohschool, that my metre is sufficiently long, even though my story is short. While others measure their verse by the ‘feet,’ I measure mine by the yard.’•••D.’spaper, (of Georgia,) so thickly interlarded with French, and Italian synonymes for far more expressive English words, reminds us of an old ‘ignorant ramus’ in the country, who was always eking out his meaning by three or four familiar Latin terms, which he almost invariably misapplied. He observed one day to a neighbor, who was speaking disrespectfully of a deceased townsman, ‘Well, he’s gone to be judged.E pluribusunum—‘speak no evil of the dead’—as the Latin proverb says!’•••‘The New World’ enters upon a new year in a very beautiful dress, and with renewed attractions in all its internal departments. Its large clear types, impressed upon good paper, are exceedingly pleasant to the eye, and what they convey to the reader is equally agreeable to the mind ‘studious of novelty’ and variety. The success which it deserves, we are glad to learn it abundantly receives. The ‘Brother Jonathan’ has changed proprietors, cast its old skin, and comes out as bright and fresh as a June morning. The versatile Mrs.Ann Stephens(a lady of fine intellect, who has produced better prose tales and home-sketches than any one of her gifted contemporaries) and Messrs.M‘Lachlin and Snow, the resident editors of the ‘Jonathan,’ discharged their functions to due public acceptance; but a name soinvariablyconnected with unsuccessful publications that it has come to be justly regarded as the sure precursor and inevitable cause of failure, was at the head of the journal as ‘principal editor;’ and ‘down east’ editorial-ings, transmitted by the yard, and endless unreadable tales, claiming a kindred paternity, gradually ‘choked its wholesome growth,’ and finally brought it to a temporary end. The new proprietor however has wisely declined this ‘principal’ incumbrance; and having secured the services of an able editor in the person ofHenry C. Deming, Esq., a gentleman of high literary distinction, and of popular correspondents, the journal is already, as we learn, rejoicing in a rapidly-enhancing list of subscribers. Success to thee, ‘Brother Jonathan!’•••The‘Yankee Trick’ described by our Medford (Mass.) correspondent is on file for insertion. It is inoneof its features not unlike the anecdote of an old official Dutchman in the valley of the Mohawk, who one day stopped a Yankee pedler journeying slowly through the valley on the Sabbath, and informed him that he must ‘put up’ for the day; or ‘if it vashneshessarydat he should travel, he must pay de fine for de pass.’ Itwasnecessary, it seems; for he told the Yankee to write the pass, and he would sign it; ‘thathe could do, though he didn’t much write, nor read writin’.’ The pass was written and signed with the Dutchman’s hieroglyphics, and the pedler went forth ‘into the bowels of the land, without impediment.’ Some six months afterward, a brother Dutchman, who kept a ‘store’ farther down the Mohawk, in ‘settling’ with the pious official, brought in, among other accounts, an order for twenty-five dollars’ worth of goods. ‘How ish dat?’ said the Sunday-officer; ‘Inever give no order; let me see him.’ The order was produced; he put on his spectacles and examined it. ‘Yaäs, dat ish mine name, sartain—yaäs; but—it ish datd——dYankee pass!’•••Ourtown-readers, many of them, will remember the birdMino, who was so fond of chatting in a rich mellow voice with the customers at the old Quaker’s seed-store in Nassau-street. His counterpart may at this moment be seen at ‘an hostel’ near by; but the associations and language of the modern bird are very dissimilar. ‘How are you?’ is his first salutation; ‘do you smoke?’ his next: ‘What’ll you drink? Brandy-and water?—glass o’ wine?’ It has a most whimsical effect, to hear such anti-temperance invitations from the bill of a bird, whose bright eye is fixed unwinkingly upon you. The Washingtonians should ‘look out for him.’•••Theeditor of theAlbionhas issued to his subscribers a very fine large quarto engraving, in mezzo-tint bySadd, ofHeath’scelebrated line-engraving ofWashington. Its size is twenty by twenty-seven inches, and represents thePater Patriæin his most elevated character; that of a Chief Magistrate elevated by the free suffrages of his countrymen, after having voluntarily laid down his military authority. This print cannot fail to be acceptable to every reader of the Albion, unless he shall be too narrow-minded to honor true nobleness and dignity of character in one who by force of circumstances once stood in a warlike relation to his country. Apropos of the ‘Albion:’ is our friend the Editor aware that ‘The Evening before the Wedding,’ published as original in a late issue, was translated for theKnickerbocker?•••‘Ohdem! dem!’ There is on thetapisa new daily journal, to be called ‘The Exclusive,’ which is to be the very antithesis of every thing in the ‘cheap and vulgar’ line; no slanders, no crim. con.’s, no horrible accidents; ‘no nothing’ of that sort. The affair is already creating some excitement among thebeau-monde. The reputed editors are literary men of the world, who‘know their way.’ Circulars in gold-edged and perfumed paper are already flying about.On dit: that the carriers are to be dressed in uniform, and deliver the paper in white kid gloves; that pastiles are to be kept burning in the publication-office, to disinfect the air of the room of ink and damp sheets; and that only those of the first respectability and acknowledged standing in gay society, are permitted to subscribe to or receive the journal at all!•••Hereis a rich specimen ofclerical catachresis, which we derive from an eastern correspondent: ‘Our good dominie gave us on Sunday a sermon on the ocean; its wonders, its glories, its beauties; its infinity, its profundity, its mightiness, etc., ‘But,’ said he, ‘what is all this?It is but a drop in the bucket of God’s infinity!’ I wonder what is outside of it!’•••Itis not the wont of the Editor of this Magazine, as those of its readers who have followed us through twenty-two volumes of theKnickerbockercan bear witness, to trumpet in its pages the many kind things that are said of us by the public press; but as a fragment is wanted to fill out this page; as we are just at the commencement of a new volume; and as we are more than pleased at the cordiality with which the first number of it has been received; we shall venture to select from a great number of testimonials one or two for insertion here, which are the more gratifying, that they evince the regard in which the ‘Old Knick.’ is held at home, and by those who have known us the longest and most intimately. TheNew-York Courier and Enquirersays of our last number:‘Thissterling Monthly is always punctual to a day in its issues, promptly appearing with the dawn of the month, though our notices of it frequently lag sadly behind it. It is yet, however, by no means too late to say that it enters upon the year ’44 and its twenty-third volume with ability and zeal unabated, and that it is yet, as it has been heretofore, by far the handsomest, ablest, and most interesting literary Monthly issued in this country. Each number contains over a hundred pages, and in the Editor’s Table alone is often found more matter than the entire body of some of its rivals contains. It has a long list of zealous correspondents, bound to it not more by interest than affection, and numbering among them the most gifted and distinguished writers in the country. The ‘Quod Correspondence,’ a novel which is running through the successive numbers, is one of the best works of the kind ever written; its scenes possess a deep dramatic interest, and throughout the whole, moral principles are clearly and powerfully evolved. ‘The Idleberg Papers’ is the general title of another capital series, and the work is otherwise filled with excellent prose and generally good poetry. The ‘Editor’s Table’ is by far the most racy and entertaining collection of anecdotes, humorous and pathetic passages, slight criticisms, etc., to be met in any magazine. We cordially commend the old and excellentKnickerbockerto the continued love and patronage of the public.’TheEvening Postbestows upon the number praise equally warm and cordial. It adverts to its typographical appearance, with the remark that ‘it is beautifully printed; that even those parts which are put in the smallest characters are so distinctly impressed that the dimmest eyes may read them.’ It lauds especially the article on ‘Descriptive Poetry,’ the ‘Idleberg Papers,’ the ‘Sketches of East Florida,’ and some of the poetry; and the editor,William Cullen Bryant, Esq., is kind enough to add, that ‘no part is better than the Editor’s Table, which presents as excellent a Salmagundi as was ever served up.’ We scarcely dare claim to haveearnedthese high encomiums; but we are anxious to evince to our subscribers, and especially to those new friends (andtheirfriends) who have begun the year with us, that we shall spare no pains todeservethem. It will be our constant aim not only tomaintainthe reputation which theKnickerbockernow sustains, but in return for theaffectionwith which it seems to be every where regarded, and the liberal patronage which it has always retained, and which is now generously increased by our friends, toenhanceit by every means in our power. But, to make use of two French words which have never before been quoted in America, to our knowledge—‘Nous Verrons!’

Throughthe kindness of Messrs.Mason and Tuttle, Nassau-street, (who import theoriginalsfor immediate circulation to American subscribers,) we have our copies of the foreign Monthlys, as well as of the ‘Edinburgh,’ ‘Foreign,’ and ‘Quarterly’ Reviews for the current quarter. The ‘Quarterly, so savage and tartarly,’ has a notice of the ‘Change for American Notes,’ which is not conceived in the kindest spirit toward this country. It reviewsPrescott’slate work, however, at great length, and welcomes it with cordial commendation. Among other ‘good words,’ the reviewer observes: ‘He is full and copious, without being prolix and wearisome; his narrative is flowing and spirited, sometimes very picturesque; his style is pure, sound English.’ In conclusion, the reviewer says: ‘We close with expressing our satisfaction that Mr.Prescotthas given us an opportunity at this time of showing our deep sympathy, the sympathy of kindred and of blood, with Americans who like himself do honor to our common literature. Mr.Prescottmay take his place among the real good English writers of history in modern times.’ The ‘Foreign Quarterly’ opens with a paper upon ‘The Poets and Poetry of America,’ ostensibly based upon Mr.Griswold’sbook. It is not altogether a review, however, but a very coarse and evidently malignant tirade against America, her people, institutions, manners, customs, literature; every thing, in short, that she is and that she contains. We annex a hasty synopsis of thecriticalportion of the article in question.Halleckis ‘praised, and that highly too.’ His ‘Marco Bozzaris’ is pronounced ‘a master-piece,’ and the ‘most perfect specimen of versification in American literature;’ and himself as possessing ‘a complete knowledge of the musical mysteries of his art.’ A quotation is made, with much laud, from his ‘Red-Jacket,’ but the lines are spoiled by two gross errors; one in the last lineof the third, and the other in the first line of the fifth stanza. The highest encomiums are justly bestowed uponBryant, as a ‘purely American poet,’ who ‘treats the works of Nature with a religious solemnity, and brings to the contemplation of her grandest relations a pure and serious spirit. His poetry is reflective but not sad; grave in its depths but brightened in its flow by the sunshine of the imagination. He never paints on gauze; he is always earnest, always poetical; his manner is every where graceful and unaffected.’ The illustrative quotation is from ‘An Evening Reverie,’ written by Mr.Bryantfor theKnickerbocker.Longfellowis pronounced to be ‘unquestionably the first of American poets; the most thoughtful and chaste; the most elaborate and finished. His poems are distinguished by severe intellectual beauty, by dulcet sweetness of expression, a wise and hopeful spirit, and a complete command over every variety of rhythm. They are neither numerous nor long, but of that compact texture which will last for posterity.’Spragueis represented as having in certain of his poems imitatedShakspeareandCollinsrather too closely for all three to be original. ‘Pierpontis crowded with coincidences which look very likeplagiarisms;’ ‘but,’ adds the reviewer, ‘it is reserved forCharles Fenno Hoffmanto distance all plagiarists of ancient and modern times in the enormity and openness of his thefts. He isMoorehocused for the American market. His songs arerifaciamentos. The turns of the melody, the flowing of the images, the scintillating conceits, are allMoore. Sometimes he steals his very words.’ Mrs.Sigourney’spoetry is said to be characterized by ‘feeble verbosity’ and ‘lady-like inanity,’ and Mrs.Osgoodis represented as being in the same category. After quoting certain characteristic lines of Mr.John Neal, describing the eye of a poet as ‘brimful of water and light,’ and his forehead as being ‘alarmingly bright,’ the reviewer adds: ‘We find a pleasant relief from these distressing hallucinations, in the poems ofAlfred B. Street. He is a descriptive poet, and at the head of his class. His pictures of American scenery are full ofgustoand freshness; sometimes too wild and diffuse, but always true and beautiful.’ So some are praised and some are blamed—‘thus runs the world away!’•••Weare made aware, and we would not have our correspondents ignorant of the fact, that there is a critical eye monthly upon our pages, that is keen to discover errors (as well as beauties) in language and construction of sentences. See: ‘By the by, what a miserable language is our English in some respects; so awkward, so incompact! Look at the phrase ‘unheard of,’ and compare it with the Latin ‘inauditus.’ What a pity we were not born Romans or Greeks, with Yankee notions! Tell your Gotham friends that if they are speaking of a ruinousbrickwall, they must saydilaterated, from ‘later,’ a brick, and not ‘dilapidated,’ from ‘lapis,’ a stone. One might as well say a man is ‘stoned’ to death with brick-bats.’•••Whatsad and startling contrasts are presented to the eye and mind of one who attentively looks over the illustrated newspapers of the British metropolis! On one hand, pictures of triumphal processions, arches, bonfires, illuminations, rich presents, gorgeous equipages, state-beds, ‘royal poultry-houses, owleries, and pigeonries,’ accompanied by elaborate descriptions, arrest the attention; on the other, there is a picture of a city ‘Asylum for the Destitute,’ where poor naked wretches find a temporary refuge from the pitiless winter storm without: huddling round a dim fire, or sunk exhausted upon the straw in the human ‘stalls,’ or clutching at their bowls of pauper-soup; a scene whose true character is enforced by accounts of poor women making shirts fora farthing apiece, a hard day’s work; sleeping four in a bed; purchasing with the scanty pittance tea-leaves to boil over again! Hardly-entreated brothers and sisters of humanity! not always shall the glaring inequality that surrounds you, crush your spirits to the earth!•••Thereis a pleasant pen in our metropolitan ‘Aurora,’ which occasionally dashes off sententious paragraphs that flash and sparkle like snow-crust in a moon-lit night in winter. There is evidently aFoster-ing hand over its columns; andthroughthem (let us add, as it isthatof which we especially wish to speak,) over the reputation of Mr.Willis. The remarks in a late number of that journal, under the head of ‘Mr. Willis’s Defence’ against a scurrilous attack on his private character in a down-eastern print, were equally just and felicitous. Had it been generallyknown in his native town who was the instigator of that attack, we have good authority for saying that, gross as it was, Mr.Williswould have considered it utterly beneath his notice. As it was, however, he deemed it not amiss at one and the same time to punish skulking envy and impotent malignity; to vindicate his reputation with his townsmen against unprovoked calumny; and to render the repetition of any obnoxious remarks from the same source altogether ‘of none effect’ and unworthy of heed. This he accomplished by his ‘Defence’ and the ‘terrors of the law,’ which speedily produced a satisfactory sample of wholesale word-eating.•••Ofall the Polichinellos we have ever encountered, we consider ‘Punch, or the London Charivari,’ the best. His fun is exhaustless. He ought to be knighted and appointed court-jester to KingEnnui. ‘Laughter,’ he tells us, ‘is a divine faculty. It is one of the few, nay, the only one redeeming grace in that thunder-cased, profligate old scoundrelJupiter, that he sometimes laughs: he is saved from the disgust of all respectable people by the amenity of a broad grin.’ We ourselves hold with the pleasantLincoln Ramble: ‘I love a hearty laugh; I love toheara hearty laugh above all other sounds. It is the music of the heart; the thrills of those chords which vibrate from no bad touch; the language Heaven has given us to carry on the exchange of sincere and disinterested sympathies.’ And to the end that ‘laughter free and silvery from the heart may escape the reader, doing rightful honor toPunch, and bestowing cheerfulness and health upon the laughter,’ we proceed to present a few excerpta which arrested our attention in looking over late files. We suspect that the annexed report of the ‘doings of Royalty’ in the country have more than once had a precedent.Prince Albertis here at Dayton-Manor, the seat of SirRobert Peel: ‘Her Majesty slept extremely well; but whether it was the air of Dayton, or the conversation of the host, did not transpire. At eleven o’clock in the morning, Prince Albert went out to shoot. The guns were ordered at ten and the game was desired to be in attendance at half-past. The Prince first went in a boat on the water, where several ducks were appointed to be in waiting. Having granted an audience to the whole of them, and unintentionally honored two by shooting them, though it was another duck who had the distinguished gratification of being aimed at and missed, his Royal Highness landed. A numerous meeting of hares and pheasants having been called to pay their respects to the Prince, the game-keepers forming an outer circle, with their guns pointed to keep the game well up to the mark, His Royal Highness shot sixty pheasants, twenty-five head of hares, eight rabbits and one wood-cock, who would cock his bill opposite the muzzle of Royalty.’ The poetical advertisement of oneMoses, a slop-shop clothes-man, is pleasantly ‘reviewed.’ Of his ‘PrinceAlbertcoats,’Punchsays: ‘Whatever may be the resemblance between the Prince and the coat, the similarity certainly ends with the price; one costing thirty shillings and the other thirty thousand pounds per annum.’ Here is a touch at Moses’ sea-coats:

‘These coats for nautical pursuitsHave qualities no one disputes;The very texture of their clothSeems to defy the ocean’s wrath:And then their form and make as wellAre suited to the billows’ swell.’

‘These coats for nautical pursuitsHave qualities no one disputes;The very texture of their clothSeems to defy the ocean’s wrath:And then their form and make as wellAre suited to the billows’ swell.’

‘These coats for nautical pursuits

Have qualities no one disputes;

The very texture of their cloth

Seems to defy the ocean’s wrath:

And then their form and make as well

Are suited to the billows’ swell.’

What can be happier than the allusion to the fact mentioned in the last two lines; namely, that the coat is quite a match for the billows, being as great a swell as any of them? The poet dashes off a few lines on trowsers, finishing with the following couplet, which is not likely to encourage purchasers. It is stated, and we dare say truly, that if any one puts on a pair ofMoses’trowsers he becomes at once an object of general observation:

‘While oft such cries as these escape;Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’

‘While oft such cries as these escape;Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’

‘While oft such cries as these escape;

Look! there’s a figure! there’s a shape!’

It is a very natural consequence, no doubt, of disporting one’s-self in doe-skins made for seven-pence a pair; but the cries of ‘There’s a figure! there’s a shape!’ must make thetrowsers rather dear to any one who wishes to walk about peaceably, unmolested by this species of street-criticism.’ Under the head of ‘Bolsters for Behindhand Botanists,’ we find these original questions and answers: ‘What are the most difficult roots to extract from the ground?’ The cube-root. ‘What is the pistil of a flower?’ It is that instrument with which the flower shoots. ‘What is meant by the word stamina?’ It means the pluck or courage which enables the flower to shoot.’ ‘The reversionary interest of a life-crossing, with retail lucifer business attached,’ is offered by a street-sweeper near the Bank of England, he having ‘prigged vat vasn’t his’n, and gone to pris’n.’ ‘He effected an irregular transfer at the bank one day, which, whatever his doubts upon the subject might previously have been, led to his ultimate conviction.’ The ‘ComicBlackstone’ enlightens us upon one of the ‘King’s prerogatives’: ‘The King is the fountain of justice, from which are supplied all the leaden reservoirs in Westminster-Hall, and the pumps at the inferior tribunals.’ Among the public inquiries is the following: ‘At a crowded meeting at Islington, on the question of granting a theatrical license, the papers state that the judges declined at first, but upon the urgent appeal of an advocate, ‘the bench gave way.’ Are we to understand from this that the opposition fell to the ground?’ In ‘Punch’sAlmanac’ for 1844, we find among other side-remarks, the annexed: under May seventh: ‘Washington Irvingon his way to Madrid as American Ambassador, is entertained in London, 1842. America takes the hand of Spain, and puts her bestpeninto it.’ ‘June sixth: The first cargo of ice comes from America, 1843, for the relief of those who had burnt their fingers with Pennsylvania bonds.’ ‘Time is money; but it doesn’t follow that man is a capitalist who has a great quantity of it on his hands.’Punch’s‘Literary Intelligence’ is very full. From it we gather that the author of the ‘Mothers,’ ‘Wives,’ ‘Maids,’ and ‘Daughters’ of England has another work in press, entitled ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ ‘No grandmother’s education will be complete till she has read and re-read ‘The Grandmothers of England.’ The book is the very best guide to oval suction extant.’ So says an ‘Evening Paper.’•••Weshould be glad to be informed ofthe nameof any real or pretended lover of the turf and its manifold interests, or of an admirer of one of the most entertaining weekly journals on this continent, who could askmorethan is offered by the ‘Spirit of the Times’ to all new subscribers to that widely-popular sheet; being no less than any five of those fine large quarto engravings on steel, from original paintings, of Col.Johnsonand M’lleAugusta, among ‘us humans,’ and among our four-footed friends ‘of the lower house,’ Ripton, Confidence, Boston, Wagner, Monarch, Leviathan, Argyle, Black-Maria, Grey-Eagle, Shark, Hedgeford, John Bascombe, and Monmouth-Eclipse. On the second day of March a new volume commences; when we hope that this accredited organ of the sporting world, which has raised the prices of blood-stock in this country beyond all precedent, and which in its literary and dramatic departments is without a rival in this or any other country, will take a long lease of a healthful existence, and go on ‘prospering and to prosper.’•••Thereader will be amused we think with the ‘Veritable Sea-Story,’ told by our friendHarry Franco, in a species of poetry run mad, in preceding pages. He writes us: ‘I send you an epic poem for theKnickerbocker, founded on facts within my own personal experience. I mention this lest you should deem it destitute of merit; for it possesses the greatest merit that any human composition can possess; namely, truth. And in this respect, if in no other, my poem is beyond dispute superior to the Iliad and Paradise Lost. However, tastes differ, I am aware; and you may possibly prefer those two epics to mine! They are longer, it is true; but then I think it will be conceded, even by the critics of thePohschool, that my metre is sufficiently long, even though my story is short. While others measure their verse by the ‘feet,’ I measure mine by the yard.’•••D.’spaper, (of Georgia,) so thickly interlarded with French, and Italian synonymes for far more expressive English words, reminds us of an old ‘ignorant ramus’ in the country, who was always eking out his meaning by three or four familiar Latin terms, which he almost invariably misapplied. He observed one day to a neighbor, who was speaking disrespectfully of a deceased townsman, ‘Well, he’s gone to be judged.E pluribusunum—‘speak no evil of the dead’—as the Latin proverb says!’•••‘The New World’ enters upon a new year in a very beautiful dress, and with renewed attractions in all its internal departments. Its large clear types, impressed upon good paper, are exceedingly pleasant to the eye, and what they convey to the reader is equally agreeable to the mind ‘studious of novelty’ and variety. The success which it deserves, we are glad to learn it abundantly receives. The ‘Brother Jonathan’ has changed proprietors, cast its old skin, and comes out as bright and fresh as a June morning. The versatile Mrs.Ann Stephens(a lady of fine intellect, who has produced better prose tales and home-sketches than any one of her gifted contemporaries) and Messrs.M‘Lachlin and Snow, the resident editors of the ‘Jonathan,’ discharged their functions to due public acceptance; but a name soinvariablyconnected with unsuccessful publications that it has come to be justly regarded as the sure precursor and inevitable cause of failure, was at the head of the journal as ‘principal editor;’ and ‘down east’ editorial-ings, transmitted by the yard, and endless unreadable tales, claiming a kindred paternity, gradually ‘choked its wholesome growth,’ and finally brought it to a temporary end. The new proprietor however has wisely declined this ‘principal’ incumbrance; and having secured the services of an able editor in the person ofHenry C. Deming, Esq., a gentleman of high literary distinction, and of popular correspondents, the journal is already, as we learn, rejoicing in a rapidly-enhancing list of subscribers. Success to thee, ‘Brother Jonathan!’•••The‘Yankee Trick’ described by our Medford (Mass.) correspondent is on file for insertion. It is inoneof its features not unlike the anecdote of an old official Dutchman in the valley of the Mohawk, who one day stopped a Yankee pedler journeying slowly through the valley on the Sabbath, and informed him that he must ‘put up’ for the day; or ‘if it vashneshessarydat he should travel, he must pay de fine for de pass.’ Itwasnecessary, it seems; for he told the Yankee to write the pass, and he would sign it; ‘thathe could do, though he didn’t much write, nor read writin’.’ The pass was written and signed with the Dutchman’s hieroglyphics, and the pedler went forth ‘into the bowels of the land, without impediment.’ Some six months afterward, a brother Dutchman, who kept a ‘store’ farther down the Mohawk, in ‘settling’ with the pious official, brought in, among other accounts, an order for twenty-five dollars’ worth of goods. ‘How ish dat?’ said the Sunday-officer; ‘Inever give no order; let me see him.’ The order was produced; he put on his spectacles and examined it. ‘Yaäs, dat ish mine name, sartain—yaäs; but—it ish datd——dYankee pass!’•••Ourtown-readers, many of them, will remember the birdMino, who was so fond of chatting in a rich mellow voice with the customers at the old Quaker’s seed-store in Nassau-street. His counterpart may at this moment be seen at ‘an hostel’ near by; but the associations and language of the modern bird are very dissimilar. ‘How are you?’ is his first salutation; ‘do you smoke?’ his next: ‘What’ll you drink? Brandy-and water?—glass o’ wine?’ It has a most whimsical effect, to hear such anti-temperance invitations from the bill of a bird, whose bright eye is fixed unwinkingly upon you. The Washingtonians should ‘look out for him.’•••Theeditor of theAlbionhas issued to his subscribers a very fine large quarto engraving, in mezzo-tint bySadd, ofHeath’scelebrated line-engraving ofWashington. Its size is twenty by twenty-seven inches, and represents thePater Patriæin his most elevated character; that of a Chief Magistrate elevated by the free suffrages of his countrymen, after having voluntarily laid down his military authority. This print cannot fail to be acceptable to every reader of the Albion, unless he shall be too narrow-minded to honor true nobleness and dignity of character in one who by force of circumstances once stood in a warlike relation to his country. Apropos of the ‘Albion:’ is our friend the Editor aware that ‘The Evening before the Wedding,’ published as original in a late issue, was translated for theKnickerbocker?•••‘Ohdem! dem!’ There is on thetapisa new daily journal, to be called ‘The Exclusive,’ which is to be the very antithesis of every thing in the ‘cheap and vulgar’ line; no slanders, no crim. con.’s, no horrible accidents; ‘no nothing’ of that sort. The affair is already creating some excitement among thebeau-monde. The reputed editors are literary men of the world, who‘know their way.’ Circulars in gold-edged and perfumed paper are already flying about.On dit: that the carriers are to be dressed in uniform, and deliver the paper in white kid gloves; that pastiles are to be kept burning in the publication-office, to disinfect the air of the room of ink and damp sheets; and that only those of the first respectability and acknowledged standing in gay society, are permitted to subscribe to or receive the journal at all!•••Hereis a rich specimen ofclerical catachresis, which we derive from an eastern correspondent: ‘Our good dominie gave us on Sunday a sermon on the ocean; its wonders, its glories, its beauties; its infinity, its profundity, its mightiness, etc., ‘But,’ said he, ‘what is all this?It is but a drop in the bucket of God’s infinity!’ I wonder what is outside of it!’•••Itis not the wont of the Editor of this Magazine, as those of its readers who have followed us through twenty-two volumes of theKnickerbockercan bear witness, to trumpet in its pages the many kind things that are said of us by the public press; but as a fragment is wanted to fill out this page; as we are just at the commencement of a new volume; and as we are more than pleased at the cordiality with which the first number of it has been received; we shall venture to select from a great number of testimonials one or two for insertion here, which are the more gratifying, that they evince the regard in which the ‘Old Knick.’ is held at home, and by those who have known us the longest and most intimately. TheNew-York Courier and Enquirersays of our last number:

‘Thissterling Monthly is always punctual to a day in its issues, promptly appearing with the dawn of the month, though our notices of it frequently lag sadly behind it. It is yet, however, by no means too late to say that it enters upon the year ’44 and its twenty-third volume with ability and zeal unabated, and that it is yet, as it has been heretofore, by far the handsomest, ablest, and most interesting literary Monthly issued in this country. Each number contains over a hundred pages, and in the Editor’s Table alone is often found more matter than the entire body of some of its rivals contains. It has a long list of zealous correspondents, bound to it not more by interest than affection, and numbering among them the most gifted and distinguished writers in the country. The ‘Quod Correspondence,’ a novel which is running through the successive numbers, is one of the best works of the kind ever written; its scenes possess a deep dramatic interest, and throughout the whole, moral principles are clearly and powerfully evolved. ‘The Idleberg Papers’ is the general title of another capital series, and the work is otherwise filled with excellent prose and generally good poetry. The ‘Editor’s Table’ is by far the most racy and entertaining collection of anecdotes, humorous and pathetic passages, slight criticisms, etc., to be met in any magazine. We cordially commend the old and excellentKnickerbockerto the continued love and patronage of the public.’

‘Thissterling Monthly is always punctual to a day in its issues, promptly appearing with the dawn of the month, though our notices of it frequently lag sadly behind it. It is yet, however, by no means too late to say that it enters upon the year ’44 and its twenty-third volume with ability and zeal unabated, and that it is yet, as it has been heretofore, by far the handsomest, ablest, and most interesting literary Monthly issued in this country. Each number contains over a hundred pages, and in the Editor’s Table alone is often found more matter than the entire body of some of its rivals contains. It has a long list of zealous correspondents, bound to it not more by interest than affection, and numbering among them the most gifted and distinguished writers in the country. The ‘Quod Correspondence,’ a novel which is running through the successive numbers, is one of the best works of the kind ever written; its scenes possess a deep dramatic interest, and throughout the whole, moral principles are clearly and powerfully evolved. ‘The Idleberg Papers’ is the general title of another capital series, and the work is otherwise filled with excellent prose and generally good poetry. The ‘Editor’s Table’ is by far the most racy and entertaining collection of anecdotes, humorous and pathetic passages, slight criticisms, etc., to be met in any magazine. We cordially commend the old and excellentKnickerbockerto the continued love and patronage of the public.’

TheEvening Postbestows upon the number praise equally warm and cordial. It adverts to its typographical appearance, with the remark that ‘it is beautifully printed; that even those parts which are put in the smallest characters are so distinctly impressed that the dimmest eyes may read them.’ It lauds especially the article on ‘Descriptive Poetry,’ the ‘Idleberg Papers,’ the ‘Sketches of East Florida,’ and some of the poetry; and the editor,William Cullen Bryant, Esq., is kind enough to add, that ‘no part is better than the Editor’s Table, which presents as excellent a Salmagundi as was ever served up.’ We scarcely dare claim to haveearnedthese high encomiums; but we are anxious to evince to our subscribers, and especially to those new friends (andtheirfriends) who have begun the year with us, that we shall spare no pains todeservethem. It will be our constant aim not only tomaintainthe reputation which theKnickerbockernow sustains, but in return for theaffectionwith which it seems to be every where regarded, and the liberal patronage which it has always retained, and which is now generously increased by our friends, toenhanceit by every means in our power. But, to make use of two French words which have never before been quoted in America, to our knowledge—‘Nous Verrons!’

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