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Someneighbours were walking together in the cool of the day, watching the fall of the twilight, and talking of this and that; and as they walked, they saw at a little distance a light, as it were a house on fire.
“From the direction, that must be our neighbour William’s house,” said one. “Ought we not to warn him of the danger?”
“I see only a little flame,” said another; “perchance it may go out of itself, and no harm done.”
“I should be loth to carry ill news,” said a third; “it is always a painful thing to do.”
“William is not a man who welcomes interference,” said a fourth. “I should notlike to be the one to intrude upon his privacy; probably he knows about the fire, and is managing it in his own way.”
While they were talking, the house burned up.
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Thedoor of the Comet House was open. In the great court-yard stood hundreds of comets, of all sizes and shapes. Some were puffing and blowing, and arranging their tails, all ready to start; others had just come in, and looked shabby and forlorn after their long journeyings, their tails drooping disconsolately; while others still were switched off on side-tracks, where the tinker and the tailor were attending to their wants, and setting them to rights. In the midst of all stood the Comet Master, with his hands behind him, holding a very long stick with a very sharp point. The comets knew just how the point of that stick felt, for they were prodded with itwhenever they misbehaved themselves; accordingly, they all remained very quiet, while he gave his orders for the day.
In a distant corner of the court-yard lay an old comet, with his tail comfortably curled up around him. He was too old to go out, so he enjoyed himself at home in a quiet way. Beside him stood a very young comet, with a very short tail. He was quivering with excitement, and occasionally cast sharp impatient glances at the Comet Master.
“Will henevercall me?” he exclaimed, but in an undertone, so that only his companion could hear. “He knows I am dying to go out, and for that very reason he pays no attention to me. I dare not leave my place, for you know what he is.”
“Ah!” said the old comet, slowly, “if you had been out as often as I have, you would not be in such a hurry. Hot, tiresome work,Icall it. And what does it all amount to?”
“Ay, that’s the point!” exclaimed the young comet. “Whatdoesit all amount to? That is what I am determined to find out. I cannot understand your going on,travelling and travelling, and never finding out why you do it.Ishall find out, you may be very sure, before I have finished my first journey.”
“Better not! better not!” answered the old comet. “You’ll only get into trouble. Nobody knows except the Comet Master and the Sun. The Master would cut you up into inch pieces if you asked him, and the Sun—”
“Well, what about the Sun?” asked the young comet, eagerly.
“Short-tailed Comet No. 73!” rang suddenly, clear and sharp, through the court-yard.
The young comet started as if he had been shot, and in three bounds he stood before the Comet Master, who looked fixedly at him.
“You have never been out before,” said the Master.
“No, sir!” replied No. 73; and he knew better than to add another word.
“You will go out now,” said the Comet Master. “You will travel for thirteen weeks and three days, and will then return. You will avoid the neighborhood of theSun, the Earth, and the planet Bungo. You will turn to the left on meeting other comets, and you are not allowed to speak to meteors. These are your orders. Go!”
At the word, the comet shot out of the gate and off into space, his short tail bobbing as he went.
Ah! here was something worth living for. No longer shut up in that tiresome court-yard, waiting for one’s tail to grow, but out in the free, open, boundless realm of space, with leave to shoot about here and there and everywhere—well,nearlyeverywhere—for thirteen whole weeks! Ah, what a glorious prospect! How swiftly he moved! How well his tail looked, even though it was still rather short! What a fine fellow he was, altogether!
For two or three weeks our comet was the happiest creature in all space; too happy to think of anything except the joy of frisking about. But by-and-by he began to wonder about things, and that is always dangerous for a comet.
“I wonder, now,” he said, “why I may not go near the planet Bungo. I have always heard that he was the mostinteresting of all the planets. And the Sun! how Ishouldlike to know a little more about the Sun! And, by the way, that reminds me that all this time I have never found outwhyI am travelling. It shows how I have been enjoying myself, that I have forgotten it so long; but now I must certainly make a point of finding out. Hello! there comes Long-Tail No. 45. I mean to ask him.”
So he turned out to the left, and waited till No. 45 came along. The latter was a middle-aged comet, very large, and with an uncommonly long tail,—quite preposterously long, our little No. 73 thought, as he shook his own tail and tried to make as much of it as possible.
“Good morning, Mr. Long-Tail!” he said as soon as the other was within speaking distance. “Would you be so very good as to tell me what you are travelling for?”
“For six months,” answered No. 45 with a puff and a snort. “Started a month ago; five months still to go.”
“Oh, I don’t mean that!” exclaimed Short-Tail No. 73. “I meanwhyare you travelling at all?”
“Comet Master sent me!” replied No. 45, briefly.
“But what for?” persisted the little comet. “What is it all about? What good does it do?Whydo we travel for weeks and months and years? That’s what I want to find out.”
“Don’t know, I’m sure!” said the elder, still more shortly. “What’s more, don’t care!”
The little comet fairly shook with amazement and indignation. “You don’t care!” he cried. “Is it possible? And how long, may I ask, have you been travelling hither and thither through space, without knowing or caring why?”
“Long enough to learn not to ask stupid questions!” answered Long-Tail No. 45. “Good morning to you!”
And without another word he was off, with his preposterously long tail spreading itself like a luminous fan behind him. The little comet looked after him for some time in silence. At last he said:—
“Well,Icall that simplydisgusting! An ignorant, narrow-minded old—”
“Hello, cousin!” called a clear merryvoice just behind him. “How goes it with you? Shall we travel together? Our roads seem to go in the same direction.”
The comet turned and saw a bright and sparkling meteor. “I—I—must not speak to you!” said No. 73, confusedly.
“Not speak to me!” exclaimed the meteor, laughing. “Why, what’s the matter? What have I done? I never saw you before in my life.”
“N-nothing that I know of,” answered No. 73, still more confused.
“Then why mustn’t you speak to me?” persisted the meteor, giving a little skip and jump. “Eh? tell me that, will you?Whymustn’t you?”
“I—don’t—know!” answered the little comet, slowly, for he was ashamed to say boldly, as he ought to have done, that it was against the orders of the Comet Master.
“Oh, gammon!” cried the meteor, with another skip. “Iknow! Comet Master, eh? But a fine high-spirited young fellow like you isn’t going to be afraid of that old tyrant. Come along,I say! If there were anyreal reasonwhy you should not speak to me—”
“That’s just what I say,” interrupted the comet, eagerly. “WhatISthe reason? Why don’t they tell it to me?”
“’Cause there isn’t any!” rejoined the meteor. “Come along!”
After a little more hesitation, the comet yielded, and the two frisked merrily along, side by side. As they went, No. 73 confided all his vexations to his new friend, who sympathized warmly with him, and spoke in most disrespectful terms of the Comet Master.
“A pretty sort of person to dictate to you, when he hasn’t the smallest sign of a tail himself! I wouldn’t submit to it!” cried the meteor. “As to the other orders, some of them are not so bad. Of course, nobody would want to go near that stupid, poky Earth, if he could possibly help it; and the planet Bungo is—ah—is not a very nice planet, I believe.” [The fact is, the planet Bungo contains a large reform-school for unruly meteors, but our friend made no mention of that.] “But as for the Sun,—thebright, jolly, delightful Sun,—why, I am going to take a nearer look at him myself. Come on! We will go together, in spite of the Comet Master.”
Again the little comet hesitated and demurred; but after all, he had already broken one rule, and why not another? He would be punished in any case, and he might as well get all the pleasure he could. Reasoning thus, he yielded once more to the persuasions of the meteor, and together they shot through the great space-world, taking their way straight toward the Sun.
When the Sun saw them coming, he smiled and seemed much pleased. He stirred his fire, and shook his shining locks, and blazed brighter and brighter, hotter and hotter. The heat seemed to have a strange effect on the comet, for he began to go faster and faster.
“Hold on!” said the meteor. “Why are you hurrying so? I cannot keep up with you.”
“I cannot stop myself!” cried No. 73. “Something is drawing me forward, faster and faster!”
On he went at a terrible rate, the meteor following as best he might. Several planets that he passed shouted to him in warning tones, but he could not hear what they said. The Sun stirred his fire again, and blazed brighter and brighter, hotter and hotter; and onward rushed the wretched little comet, faster and faster, faster and faster!
“Catch hold of my tail and stop me!” he shrieked to the meteor. “I am shrivelling, burning up, in this fearful heat! Stop me, for pity’s sake!”
But the meteor was already far behind, and had stopped short to watch his companion’s headlong progress. And now,—ah, me!—now the Sun opened his huge fiery mouth. The comet made one desperate effort to stop himself, but it was in vain. An awful, headlong plunge through the intervening space; a hissing and crackling; a shriek,—and the fiery jaws had closed on Short-Tail No. 73 forever!
“Dear me!” said the meteor. “How very shocking! I quite forgot that the Sun ate comets. I must be off, or I shallget an æon in the Reform School for this. I am really very sorry, for he was a nice little comet!”
And away frisked the meteor, and soon forgot all about it.
But in the great court-yard in front of the Comet House, the Master took a piece of chalk, and crossed out No. 73 from the list of short-tailed comets on the slate that hangs on the door. Then he called out, “No. 1 Express, come forward!” and the swiftest of all the comets stood before him, brilliant and beautiful, with a bewildering magnificence of tail. The Comet Master spoke sharply and decidedly, as usual, but not unkindly.
“No. 73, Short-Tail,” he said, “has disobeyed orders, and has in consequence been devoured by the Sun.”
Here there was a great sensation among the comets.
“No. 1,” continued the Master, “you will start immediately, and travel until you find a runaway meteor, with a red face and blue hair. You are permitted to make inquiries of respectable bodies, such as planets or satellites. When found,you will arrest him and take him to the planet Bungo. My compliments to the Meteor Keeper, and I shall be obliged if he will give this meteor two æons in the Reform School. I trust,” he continued, turning to the assembled comets, “that this will be a lesson to all of you!”
And I believe it was.
WWhitewings over the water,Fluttering, fluttering over the sea,White wings over the water,What are you bringing to me?A fairy prince in a golden boat,With golden ringlets that fall and float,A velvet cap, and a taffety cloak,This you are bringing to me.Fairy, fairy princekin,Sailing, sailing hither to me,Silk and satin and velvet,What are you coming to see?A little girl in a calico gown,With hair and eyes of dusky brown,Who sits on the wharf of the fishing-town.Looking away to sea.Golden, golden sunbeams,Touch me now with your wands of gold;Make me a beautiful princess,Radiant to behold.Blue and silver and ermine fine,Diamond drops that flash and shine;So shall I meet this prince of mine,Fairer than may be told.White wings over the water,Fluttering ever farther away;Dark clouds shrouding the sunbeams,Sullen and cold and gray.Back I go in my calico gown,Back to the hut in the fishing-town.And oh, but the night shuts darkly downAfter the summer day!
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Whitewings over the water,Fluttering, fluttering over the sea,White wings over the water,What are you bringing to me?A fairy prince in a golden boat,With golden ringlets that fall and float,A velvet cap, and a taffety cloak,This you are bringing to me.
Fairy, fairy princekin,Sailing, sailing hither to me,Silk and satin and velvet,What are you coming to see?A little girl in a calico gown,With hair and eyes of dusky brown,Who sits on the wharf of the fishing-town.Looking away to sea.
Golden, golden sunbeams,Touch me now with your wands of gold;Make me a beautiful princess,Radiant to behold.Blue and silver and ermine fine,Diamond drops that flash and shine;So shall I meet this prince of mine,Fairer than may be told.
White wings over the water,Fluttering ever farther away;Dark clouds shrouding the sunbeams,Sullen and cold and gray.Back I go in my calico gown,Back to the hut in the fishing-town.And oh, but the night shuts darkly downAfter the summer day!
Transcriber’s noteIf you are reading this book on a mobile device, the illustrated capitals may not be visible.The story “Hokey Pokey”, starting on page 106 has double quotes with every paragraph except the first. Although this is probably a printer’s mistake, it has been preserved.The poem on page 20 did not start with a illustrated capital in the original.Spelling and hyphenation may be inconsistent, this has not been changed. The following corrections have been made, on page12 ’ changed to ” (and rest, dear children?”)106 ” changed to ’ (be a butcher?’ asked his father).
Transcriber’s note
If you are reading this book on a mobile device, the illustrated capitals may not be visible.
The story “Hokey Pokey”, starting on page 106 has double quotes with every paragraph except the first. Although this is probably a printer’s mistake, it has been preserved.
The poem on page 20 did not start with a illustrated capital in the original.
Spelling and hyphenation may be inconsistent, this has not been changed. The following corrections have been made, on page12 ’ changed to ” (and rest, dear children?”)106 ” changed to ’ (be a butcher?’ asked his father).