VER. 225-228:—So pleased at first the towering Alps to try,Fill'd with ideas of fair Italy,The traveller beholds with cheerful eyesThe lessening vales, and seems to tread the skies.VER. 447. Between this and ver. 448:—The rhyming clowns that gladded Shakspeare's age,No more with crambo entertain the stage.Who now in anagrams their patron praise,Or sing their mistress in acrostic lays?Even pulpits pleased with merry puns of yore;Now all are banish'd to the Hibernian shore!Thus leaving what was natural and fit,The current folly proved their ready wit;And authors thought their reputation safe,Which lived as long as fools were pleased to laugh.
Learn, then, what MORALS critics ought to show,For 'tis but half a judge's task to know.'Tis not enough, taste, judgment, learning join;In all you speak, let truth and candour shine:That not alone what to your sense is dueAll may allow; but seek your friendship too.Be silent always when you doubt your sense;And speak, though sure, with seeming diffidence:Some positive, persisting fops we know,Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so; 570But you, with pleasure own your errors past,And make each day a critique on the last.'Tis not enough your counsel still be true;Blunt truths more mischief than nice falsehoods do;Men must be taught as if you taught them not,And things unknown proposed as things forgot.Without good-breeding, truth is disapproved;That only makes superior sense beloved.Be niggards of advice on no pretence;For the worst avarice is that of sense. 580With mean complaisance ne'er betray your trust,Nor be so civil as to prove unjust.Fear not the anger of the wise to raise;Those best can bear reproof, who merit praise.'Twere well might critics still this freedom take,But Appius22reddens at each word you speak,And stares tremendous, with a threatening eye,Like some fierce tyrant in old tapestry.Fear most to tax an Honourable fool,Whose right it is, uncensured, to be dull; 590Such, without wit, are poets when they please,As without learning they can take degrees.Leave dangerous truths to unsuccessful satires,And flattery to fulsome dedicators,Whom, when they praise, the world believes no more,Than when they promise to give scribbling o'er.'Tis best sometimes your censure to restrain,And charitably let the dull be vain:Your silence there is better than your spite,For who can rail so long as they can write? 600Still humming on, their drowsy course they keep,And lash'd so long, like tops, are lash'd asleep.False steps but help them to renew the race,As, after stumbling, jades will mend their pace.What crowds of these, impenitently bold,In sounds and jingling syllables grown old,Still run on poets, in a raging vein,Even to the dregs and squeezings of the brain,Strain out the last dull droppings of their sense,And rhyme with all the rage of impotence! 610Such shameless bards we have; and yet 'tis true,There are as mad, abandon'd critics too.The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read,With loads of learnèd lumber in his head,With his own tongue still edifies his ears,And always listening to himself appears.All books he reads, and all he reads assails,From Dryden's Fables down to D'Urfey's Tales.With him, most authors steal their works, or buy;Garth did not write23his own Dispensary. 620Name a new play, and he's the poet's friend,Nay, show'd his faults—but when would poets mend?No place so sacred from such fops is barr'd,Nor is Paul's church more safe than Paul's churchyard:Nay, fly to altars; there they'll talk you dead:For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.Distrustful sense with modest caution speaks,It still looks home, and short excursions makes;But rattling nonsense in full volleys breaks,And, never shock'd, and never turn'd aside, 630Bursts out, resistless, with a thundering tide.But where's the man, who counsel can bestow,Still pleased to teach, and yet not proud to know?Unbiass'd, or by favour, or by spite;Not dully prepossess'd, nor blindly right;Though learn'd, well-bred; and though well-bred, sincere;Modestly bold, and humanly severe:Who to a friend his faults can freely show,And gladly praise the merit of a foe?Bless'd with a taste exact, yet unconfined; 640A knowledge both of books and human kind;Generous converse; a soul exempt from pride;And love to praise, with reason on his side?Such once were critics; such the happy few,Athens and Rome in better ages knew.The mighty Stagyrite first left the shore,Spread all his sails, and durst the deeps explore;He steer'd securely, and discover'd far,Led by the light of the Maeonian star.24Poets, a race long unconfined, and free, 650Still fond and proud of savage liberty,Received his laws; and stood convinced 'twas fit,Who conquer'd Nature, should preside o'er Wit.Horace still charms with graceful negligence,And without method talks us into sense,Will, like a friend, familiarly conveyThe truest notions in the easiest way.He who, supreme in judgment, as in wit,Might boldly censure, as he boldly writ,Yet judged with coolness, though he sung with fire;His precepts teach but what his works inspire. 660Our critics take a contrary extreme,They judge with fury, but they write with phlegm:Nor suffers Horace more in wrong translationsBy wits, than critics in as wrong quotations.See Dionysius25Homer's thoughts refine,And call new beauties forth from every line!Fancy and art in gay Petronius please,The scholar's learning, with the courtier's ease.In grave Quintilian's copious work we find 670The justest rules and clearest method join'd:Thus useful arms in magazines we place,All ranged in order, and disposed with grace,But less to please the eye, than arm the hand,Still fit for use, and ready at command.Thee, bold Longinus! all the Nine inspire,And bless their critic with a poet's fire.An ardent judge, who, zealous in his trust,With warmth gives sentence, yet is always just;Whose own example strengthens all his laws; 680And is himself that Great Sublime he draws.Thus long succeeding critics justly reign'd,Licence repress'd, and useful laws ordain'd.Learning and Rome alike in empire grew;And arts still follow'd where her eagles flew;From the same foes, at last, both felt their doom,And the same age saw Learning fall, and Rome.With Tyranny then Superstition join'd,As that the body, this enslaved the mind;Much was believed, but little understood, 690And to be dull was construed to be good;A second deluge Learning thus o'errun,And the Monks finish'd what the Goths begun.At length Erasmus, that great injured name,(The glory of the priesthood, and the shame!)Stemm'd the wild torrent of a barbarous age,And drove those holy Vandals off the stage.But see! each Muse, in Leo's golden days,Starts from her trance, and trims her wither'd bays,Rome's ancient Genius, o'er its ruins spread, 700Shakes off the dust, and rears his reverend head.Then Sculpture and her sister-arts revive;Stones leap'd to form, and rocks began to live;With sweeter notes each rising temple rung:A Raphael painted, and a Vida sung:Immortal Vida! on whose honour'd browThe poet's bays and critic's ivy grow;Cremona now shall ever boast thy name,As next in place to Mantua,26next in fame!But soon by impious arms from Latium chased, 710Their ancient bounds the banish'd Muses pass'd;Thence Arts o'er all the northern world advance,But critic-learning flourish'd most in France:The rules a nation, born to serve, obeys;And Boileau still in right of Horace sways.But we, brave Britons, foreign laws despised,And kept unconquer'd and uncivilised;Fierce for the liberties of wit, and bold,We still defied the Romans, as of old.Yet some there were, among the sounder few 720Of those who less presumed, and better knew,Who durst assert the juster ancient cause,And here restored Wit's fundamental laws.Such was the Muse,27whose rules and practice tell,'Nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.'Such was Roscommon, not more learn'd than good,With manners generous as his noble blood;To him the wit of Greece and Rome was known,And every author's merit, but his own.Such late was Walsh—the Muse's judge and friend, 730Who justly knew to blame or to commend;To failings mild, but zealous for desert;The clearest head, and the sincerest heart.This humble praise, lamented Shade! receive,This praise at least a grateful Muse may give:The Muse, whose early voice you taught to sing,Prescribed her heights, and pruned her tender wing,(Her guide now lost) no more attempts to rise,But in low numbers short excursions tries:Content, if hence the unlearn'd their wants may view, 740The learn'd reflect on what before they knew:Careless of censure, nor too fond of fame;Still pleased to praise, yet not afraid to blame;Averse alike to flatter, or offend;Not free from faults, nor yet too vain to mend.
VER. 624. Between this and ver. 625:—In vain you shrug, and sweat, and strive to fly;These know no manners but of poetry.They'll stop a hungry chaplain in his grace,To treat of unities of time and place.Between ver. 647 and 648, were the following lines, afterwardssuppressed by the author:—That bold Columbus of the realms of wit,Whose first discovery's not exceeded yet.Led by the light of the Maeonian star,He steer'd securely, and discover'd far.He, when all Nature was subdued before,Like his great pupil, sigh'd, and long'd for more:Fancy's wild regions yet unvanquish'd lay,A boundless empire, and that own'd no sway.Poets, &c.Between ver. 691 and 692, the author omitted these two:—Vain wits and critics were no more allow'd,When none but saints had licence to be proud.
'Nolueram, Belinda, tuos violare capillos;Sed juvat, hoc precibus me tribuisse tuis.'
Madam,—It will be in vain to deny that I have some regard for this piece, since I dedicate it to you. Yet you may bear me witness, it was intended only to divert a few young ladies, who have good sense and good-humour enough to laugh not only at their sex's little unguarded follies, but at their own. But as it was communicated with the air of a secret, it soon found its way into the world. An imperfect copy having been offered to a bookseller, you had the good-nature for my sake to consent to the publication of one more correct: this I was forced to, before I had executed half my design, for the machinery was entirely wanting to complete it.
The machinery, Madam, is a term invented by the critics, to signify that part which the deities, angels, or demons are made to act in a poem: for the ancient poets are in one respect like many modern ladies: let an action be never so trivial in itself, they always make it appear of the utmost importance. These machines I determined to raise on a very new and odd foundation—the Rosicrucian doctrine of spirits.
I know how disagreeable it is to make use of hard words before a lady; but 'tis so much the concern of a poet to have his works understood, and particularly by your sex, that you must give me leave to explain two or three difficult terms.
The Rosicrucians are a people I must bring you acquainted with. The best account I know of them is in a French book called 'Le Comte de Gabalis,' which both in its title and size is so like a novel, that many of the fair sex have read it for one by mistake. According to these gentlemen, the four elements are inhabited by spirits, which they callSylphs, Gnomes, Nymphs, andSalamanders. The Gnomes, or Demons of Earth, delight in mischief; but the Sylphs, whose habitation is in the air, are the best-conditioned creatures imaginable. For they say, any mortals may enjoy the most intimate familiarities with these gentle spirits, upon a condition very easy to all true adepts—an inviolate preservation of chastity.
As to the following cantos, all the passages of them are as fabulous as the vision at the beginning, or the transformation at the end; (except the loss of your hair, which I always mention with reverence). The human persons are as fictitious as the airy ones; and the character of Belinda, as it is now managed, resembles you in nothing but in beauty.
If this poem had as many graces as there are in your person, or in your mind, yet I could never hope it should pass through the world half so uncensured as you have done. But let its fortune be what it will, mine is happy enough to have given me this occasion of assuring you that I am, with the truest esteem, Madam, your most obedient, humble servant,
What dire offence from amorous causes springs,What mighty contests rise from trivial things,I sing—This verse to Caryll,28Muse! is due:This, even Belinda may vouchsafe to view:Slight is the subject, but not so the praise,If she inspire, and he approve my lays.Say what strange motive, Goddess! could compelA well-bred lord t'assault a gentle belle?Oh, say what stranger cause, yet unexplored,Could make a gentle belle reject a lord? 10In tasks so bold, can little men engage,And in soft bosoms dwells such mighty rage?Sol through white curtains shot a timorous ray,And oped those eyes that must eclipse the day:Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake:Thrice rung the bell, the slipper knock'd the ground,And the press'd watch return'd a silver sound.Belinda still her downy pillow press'd,Her guardian Sylph29prolong'd the balmy rest: 20'Twas he had summon'd to her silent bedThe morning-dream that hover'd o'er her head,A youth more glittering than a birth-night beau,(That even in slumber caused her cheek to glow),Seem'd to her ear his willing lips to lay,And thus in whispers said, or seem'd to say:'Fairest of mortals, thou distinguish'd careOf thousand bright inhabitants of air!If e'er one vision touch thy infant thought,Of all the nurse and all the priest have taught; 30Of airy elves by moonlight shadows seen,The silver token, and the circled green,Or virgins visited by angel-powers,With golden crowns and wreaths of heavenly flowers;Hear and believe! thy own importance know,Nor bound thy narrow views to things below.Some secret truths, from learned pride conceal'd,To maids alone and children are reveal'd:What though no credit doubting wits may give?The fair and innocent shall still believe. 40Know then, unnumber'd spirits round thee fly,The light militia of the lower sky:These, though unseen, are ever on the wing,Hang o'er the box, and hover round the ring.Think what an equipage thou hast in air,And view with scorn two pages and a chair.As now your own, our beings were of old,And once enclosed in woman's beauteous mould;Thence, by a soft transition, we repairFrom earthly vehicles to these of air. 50Think not, when woman's transient breath is fled,That all her vanities at once are dead;Succeeding vanities she still regards,And though she plays no more, o'erlooks the cards.Her joy in gilded chariots, when alive,And love of ombre, after death survive.For when the fair in all their pride expire,To their first elements their souls retire:The sprites of fiery termagants in flameMount up, and take a Salamander's name. 60Soft yielding minds to water glide away,And sip, with Nymphs, their elemental tea.The graver prude sinks downward to a Gnome,In search of mischief still on earth to roam.The light coquettes in Sylphs aloft repair,And sport and flutter in the fields of air.'Know further yet; whoever fair and chasteRejects mankind, is by some Sylph embraced:For spirits, freed from mortal laws, with easeAssume what sexes and what shapes they please. 70What guards the purity of melting maids,In courtly balls, and midnight masquerades,Safe from the treacherous friend, the daring spark,The glance by day, the whisper in the dark,When kind occasion prompts their warm desires,When music softens, and when dancing fires?'Tis but their Sylph, the wise celestials know,Though honour is the word with men below.'Some nymphs there are, too conscious of their face,For life predestined to the Gnomes' embrace. 80These swell their prospects, and exalt their pride,When offers are disdain'd, and love denied;Then gay ideas crowd the vacant brain,While peers, and dukes, and all their sweeping train,And garters, stars, and coronets appear,And in soft sounds, 'Your Grace' salutes their ear.'Tis these that early taint the female soul,Instruct the eyes of young coquettes to roll,Teach infant cheeks a bidden blush to know,And little hearts to flutter at a beau. 90'Oft, when the world imagine women stray,The Sylphs through mystic mazes guide their way,Through all the giddy circle they pursue,And old impertinence expel by new.What tender maid but must a victim fallTo one man's treat, but for another's ball?When Florio speaks, what virgin could withstand,If gentle Damon did not squeeze her hand?With varying vanities, from every part,They shift the moving toyshop of their heart, 100Where wigs with wigs, with sword-knots sword-knots strive,Beaux banish beaux, and coaches coaches drive.This erring mortals levity may call,Oh, blind to truth! the Sylphs contrive it all.'Of these am I, who thy protection claim,A watchful sprite, and Ariel is my name.Late, as I ranged the crystal wilds of air,In the clear mirror of thy ruling starI saw, alas! some dread event impend,Ere to the main this morning sun descend, 110But heaven reveals not what, or how, or where:Warn'd by the Sylph, oh, pious maid, beware!This to disclose is all thy guardian can:Beware of all, but most beware of man!'He said; when Shock, who thought she slept too long,Leap'd up, and waked his mistress with his tongue.'Twas then, Belinda, if report say true,Thy eyes first open'd on a billet-doux;Wounds, charms, and ardours, were no sooner read,But all the vision vanish'd from thy head. 120And now, unveil'd, the toilet stands display'd,Each silver vase in mystic order laid.First, robed in white, the nymph intent adores,With head uncover'd, the cosmetic powers.A heavenly image in the glass appears,To that she bends, to that her eyes she rears;The inferior priestess, at her altar's side,Trembling, begins the sacred rites of pride.Unnumber'd treasures ope at once, and hereThe various offerings of the world appear; 130From each she nicely culls with curious toil,And decks the goddess with the glittering spoil.This casket India's glowing gems unlocks,And all Arabia breathes from yonder box.The tortoise here, and elephant unite,Transform'd to combs, the speckled and the white.Here files of pins extend their shining rows,Puffs, powders, patches, Bibles, billet-doux.Now awful beauty puts on all its arms;The fair each moment rises in her charms, 140Repairs her smiles, awakens every grace,And calls forth all the wonders of her face;Sees by degrees a purer blush arise,And keener lightnings quicken in her eyes.The busy Sylphs surround their darling care,These set the head, and those divide the hair,Some fold the sleeve, whilst others plait the gown:And Betty's praised for labours not her own.
VER. 11,12. It was in the first editions:—And dwells such rage in softest bosoms then,And lodge such daring souls in little men?VER. 13-18 Stood thus in the first edition:—Sol through white curtains did his beams display,And op'd those eyes which brighter shone than they;Shock just had given himself the rousing shake,And nymphs prepared their chocolate to take;Thrice the wrought slipper knock'd against the ground,And striking watches the tenth hour resound.
Not with more glories, in the ethereal plain,The sun first rises o'er the purpled main,Than, issuing forth, the rival of his beamsLaunched on the bosom of the silver Thames.Fair nymphs and well-dress'd youths around her shone,But every eye was fix'd on her alone.On her white breast a sparkling cross she wore,Which Jews might kiss, and infidels adore.Her lively looks a sprightly mind disclose,Quick as her eyes, and as unfix'd as those: 10Favours to none, to all she smiles extends;Oft she rejects, but never once offends.Bright as the sun, her eyes the gazers strike,And, like the sun, they shine on all alike.Yet graceful ease, and sweetness void of prideMight hide her faults, if belles had faults to hide:If to her share some female errors fall,Look on her face, and you'll forget 'em all.This nymph, to the destruction of mankind,Nourish'd two locks, which graceful hung behind 20In equal curls, and well conspired to deckWith shining ringlets the smooth ivory neck.Love in these labyrinths his slaves detains,And mighty hearts are held in slender chains.With hairy springes we the birds betray,Slight lines of hair surprise the finny prey,Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare,And beauty draws us with a single hair.The adventurous Baron30the bright locks admired;He saw, he wished, and to the prize aspired. 30Resolved to win, he meditates the way,By force to ravish, or by fraud betray;For when success a lover's toil attends,Few ask if fraud or force attain'd his ends.For this, ere Phoebus rose, he had imploredPropitious Heaven, and every power adored,But chiefly Love—to Love an altar built,Of twelve vast French romances, neatly gilt.There lay three garters, half a pair of gloves;And all the trophies of his former loves; 40With tender billet-doux he lights the pyre,And breathes three amorous sighs to raise the fire.Then prostrate falls, and begs with ardent eyesSoon to obtain, and long possess the prize:The powers gave ear, and granted half his prayer,The rest, the winds dispersed in empty air.But now secure the painted vessel glides,The sunbeams trembling on the floating tides:While melting music steals upon the sky,And soften'd sounds along the waters die; 50Smooth flow the waves, the zephyrs gently play,Belinda smiled, and all the world was gay.All but the Sylph—with careful thoughts oppress'd,The impending woe sat heavy on his breast.He summons straight his denizens of air;The lucid squadrons round the sails repair;Soft o'er the shrouds aërial whispers breathe,That seem'd but zephyrs to the train beneath.Some to the sun their insect-wings unfold,Waft on the breeze, or sink in clouds of gold; 60Transparent forms, too fine for mortal sight,Their fluid bodies half dissolved in light.Loose to the wind their airy garments flew,Thin glittering textures of the filmy dew,Dipp'd in the richest tincture of the skies,Where light disports in ever-mingling dyes;While every beam new transient colours flings,Colours that change whene'er they wave their wings.Amid the circle, on the gilded mast,Superior by the head, was Ariel placed; 70His purple pinions opening to the sun,He raised his azure wand, and thus begun:'Ye Sylphs and Sylphids, to your chief give ear,Fays, fairies, genii, elves, and demons hear!Ye know the spheres, and various tasks assign'dBy laws eternal to the aërial kind.Some in the fields of purest ether play,And bask and whiten in the blaze of day:Some guide the course of wandering orbs on high,Or roll the planets through the boundless sky: 80Some, less refined, beneath the moon's pale lightPursue the stars that shoot athwart the night,Or suck the mists in grosser air below,Or dip their pinions in the painted bow,Or brew fierce tempests on the wintry main,Or o'er the glebe distil the kindly rain.Others on earth o'er human race preside,Watch all their ways, and all their actions guide:Of these the chief the care of nations own,And guard with arms divine the British throne.3190'Our humbler province is to tend the fair,Not a less pleasing, though less glorious care;To save the powder from too rude a gale,Nor let the imprison'd essences exhale;To draw fresh colours from the vernal flowers;To steal from rainbows, ere they drop in showers,A brighter wash; to curl their waving hairs,Assist their blushes, and inspire their airs;Nay, oft, in dreams, invention we bestow,To change a flounce, or add a furbelow. 100'This day, black omens threat the brightest fairThat e'er deserved a watchful spirit's care;Some dire disaster, or by force, or flight;But what, or where, the Fates have wrapt in night.Whether the nymph shall break Diana's law,Or some frail China jar receive a flaw;Or stain her honour, or her new brocade;Forget her prayers, or miss a masquerade;Or lose her heart, or necklace, at a ball;Or whether Heaven has doom'd that Shock must fall, 110Haste then, ye spirits! to your charge repair:The fluttering fan be Zephyretta's care;The drops to thee, Brillante, we consign;And, Momentilla, let the watch be thine;Do thou, Crispissa, tend her favourite lock;Ariel himself shall be the guard of Shock.'To fifty chosen Sylphs, of special note,We trust the important charge, the petticoat:Oft have we known that sevenfold fence to fail,Though stiff with hoops, and arm'd with ribs of whale; 120Form a strong line about the silver bound,And guard the wide circumference around.'Whatever spirit, careless of his charge,His post neglects, or leaves the fair at large,Shall feel sharp vengeance soon o'ertake his sins,Be stopp'd in vials, or transfix'd with pins;Or plunged in lakes of bitter washes lie,Or wedged whole ages in a bodkin's eye:Gums and pomatums shall his flight restrain,While, clogg'd, he beats his silken wings in vain; 130Or alum styptics with contracting powerShrink his thin essence like a rivell'd flower:Or, as Ixion fix'd, the wretch shall feelThe giddy motion of the whirling mill,In fumes of burning chocolate shall glow,And tremble at the sea that froths below!'He spoke; the spirits from the sails descend;Some, orb in orb, around the nymph extend;Some thread the mazy ringlets of her hair;Some hang upon the pendants of her ear; 140With beating hearts the dire event they wait,Anxious, and trembling for the birth of Fate.
VER. 4. From hence the poem continues, in the first edition, to ver. 46:—The rest the winds dispersed in empty air;all after, to the end of this canto, being additional.
Close by those meads, for ever crown'd with flowers,Where Thames with pride surveys his rising towers,There stands a structure of majestic frame,Which from the neighb'ring Hampton takes its name.Here Britain's statesmen oft the fall foredoomOf foreign tyrants, and of nymphs at home;Here thou, great Anna! whom three realms obey,Dost sometimes counsel take—and sometimes tea.Hither the heroes and the nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a court; 10In various talk the instructive hours they pass'd,Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last;One speaks the glory of the British Queen,And one describes a charming Indian screen;A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes;At every word a reputation dies.Snuff, or the fan, supply each pause of chat,With singing, laughing, ogling, and all that.Meanwhile, declining from the noon of day,The sun obliquely shoots his burning ray; 20The hungry judges soon the sentence sign,And wretches hang that jurymen may dine;The merchant from the Exchange returns in peace,And the long labours of the toilet cease.Belinda now, whom thirst of fame invites,Burns to encounter two adventurous knights,At ombre singly to decide their doom,And swells her breast with conquests yet to come.Straight the three bands prepare in arras to join,Each band the number of the sacred Nine. 30Soon as she spreads her hand, the aërial guardDescend, and sit on each important card:First Ariel perch'd upon a Matadore,Then each, according to the rank they bore;For Sylphs, yet mindful of their ancient race,Are, as when women, wondrous fond of place.Behold, four Kings in majesty revered,With hoary whiskers and a forky beard;And four fair Queens, whose hands sustain a flower,Th' expressive emblem of their softer power; 40Four Knaves in garbs succinct, a trusty band,Caps on their heads, and halberts in their hand;And particolour'd troops, a shining train,Draw forth to combat on the velvet plain.The skilful nymph reviews her force with care:'Let Spades be Trumps!' she said, and Trumps they were.Now move to war her sable Matadores,In show like leaders of the swarthy Moors.Spadillio first, unconquerable lord!Led off two captive Trumps, and swept the board. 50As many more Manillio forced to yield,And march'd a victor from the verdant field.Him Basto follow'd, but his fate more hardGain'd but one Trump and one plebeian card.With his broad sabre next, a chief in years,The hoary Majesty of Spades appears,Puts forth one manly leg, to sight reveal'd,The rest, his many-colour'd robe conceal'd.The rebel Knave, who dares his prince engage,Proves the just victim of his royal rage. 60Even mighty Pam, that Kings and Queens o'erthrewAnd mow'd down armies in the fights of Loo,Sad chance of war! now destitute of aid,Falls undistinguish'd by the victor Spade!Thus far both armies to Belinda yield;Now to the Baron fate inclines the field.His warlike Amazon her host invades,The imperial consort of the crown of Spades.The Club's black tyrant first her victim died,Spite of his haughty mien, and barbarous pride: 70What boots the regal circle on his head,His giant limbs in state unwieldy spread;That long behind he trails his pompous robe,And, of all monarchs, only grasps the globe?The Baron now his Diamonds pours apace;The embroider'd King who shows but half his face,And his refulgent Queen, with powers combined,Of broken troops an easy conquest find.Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, in wild disorder seen,With throngs promiscuous strew the level green. 80Thus when dispersed a routed army runs,Of Asia's troops, and Afric's sable sons,With like confusion different nations fly,Of various habit and of various dye;The pierced battalions disunited fallIn heaps on heaps; one fate o'erwhelms them all.The Knave of Diamonds tries his wily arts,And wins (oh shameful chance!) the Queen of Hearts.At this, the blood the virgin's cheek forsook,A livid paleness spreads o'er all her look; 90She sees, and trembles at the approaching ill,Just in the jaws of ruin, and Codille.And now, (as oft in some distemper'd state)On one nice trick depends the general fate,An Ace of Hearts steps forth: the King unseenLurk'd in her hand, and mourn'd his captive Queen:He springs to vengeance with an eager pace,And falls like thunder on the prostrate Ace.The nymph, exulting, fills with shouts the sky;The walls, the woods, and long canals reply. 100O thoughtless mortals! ever blind to fate,Too soon dejected, and too soon elate.Sudden these honours shall be snatch'd away,And cursed for ever this victorious day.For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crown'd,The berries crackle, and the mill turns round;On shining altars of Japan they raiseThe silver lamp; the fiery spirits blaze:From silver spouts the grateful liquors glide,While China's earth receives the smoking tide: 110At once they gratify their scent and taste,And frequent cups prolong the rich repast.Straight hover round the fair her airy band;Some, as she sipp'd, the fuming liquor fann'd,Some o'er her lap their careful plumes display'd,Trembling, and conscious of the rich brocade.Coffee (which makes the politician wise,And see through all things with his half-shut eyes)Sent up in vapours to the Baron's brainNew stratagems, the radiant lock to gain. 120Ah, cease, rash youth! desist ere 'tis too late,Fear the just gods, and think of Scylla's fate!Changed to a bird, and sent to flit in air,She dearly pays for Nisus' injured hair!But when to mischief mortals bend their will,How soon they find fit instruments of ill!Just then, Clarissa drew with tempting graceA two-edged weapon from her shining case:So ladies in romance assist their knight,Present the spear, and arm him for the fight, 130He takes the gift with reverence, and extendsThe little engine on his fingers' ends:This just behind Belinda's neck he spread,As o'er the fragrant steams she bends her head.Swift to the lock a thousand sprites repair,A thousand wings, by turns, blow back the hair;And thrice they twitch'd the diamond in her ear;Thrice she look'd back, and thrice the foe drew near.Just in that instant, anxious Ariel soughtThe close recesses of the virgin's thought; 140As on the nosegay in her breast reclined,He watch'd the ideas rising in her mind,Sudden he view'd, in spite of all her art,An earthly lover lurking at her heart.Amazed, confused, he found his power expired,Resign'd to fate, and with a sigh retired.The Peer now spreads the glittering forfex wide,To inclose the lock; now joins it to divide.Even then, before the fatal engine closed,A wretched Sylph too fondly interposed; 150Fate urged the shears, and cut the Sylph in twain,(But airy substance soon unites again)The meeting points the sacred hair disseverFrom the fair head, for ever, and for ever!Then flash'd the living lightning from her eyes,And screams of horror rend the affrighted skies.Not louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast,When husbands, or when lapdogs breathe their last;Or when rich China vessels, fallen from high,In glittering dust and painted fragments lie! 160'Let wreaths of triumph now my temples twine,(The victor cried) the glorious prize is mine!While fish in streams, or birds delight in air,Or in a coach-and-six the British fair,As long as Atalantis32shall be read,Or the small pillow grace a lady's bed,While visits shall be paid on solemn days,When numerous wax-lights in bright order blaze,While nymphs take treats, or assignations give,So long my honour, name, and praise shall live!' 170What Time would spare, from steel receives its date,And monuments, like men, submit to fate!Steel could the labour of the gods destroy,And strike to dust the imperial towers of Troy;Steel could the works of mortal pride confound,And hew triumphal arches to the ground.What wonder then, fair nymph! thy hairs should feel,The conquering force of unresisted steel?