Chapter 31

Buyldyng royally[1287]Theyr mancyons curyously,With turrettes and with toures,With halles and with boures,Stretchynge[1288]to the starres,940With glasse wyndowes and barres;Hangynge aboute[1289]the wallesClothes of golde and palles,Arras of ryche aray,Fresshe[1290]as flours in May;Wyth dame Dyana naked;Howe lusty Venus quaked,And howe[1291]Cupyde shakedHis darte, and bent his[1292]boweFor to shote a crowe950At her tyrly tyrlowe;And howe Parys of TroyDaunced a lege de moy,[1293]Made lusty sporte and ioyWith dame Helyn the quene;With suche storyes bydeneTheir chambres well besene;With triumphes of Cesar,And of[1294]Pompeyus war,Of renowne and of[1295]fame960By them to get a name:Nowe[1296]all the worlde stares,How they ryde in goodly chares,Conueyed by olyphantes,With lauryat garlantes,[1297]And by vnycornesWith their semely hornes;Vpon these beestes rydynge,Naked boyes strydynge,With wanton wenches winkyng.970Nowe truly, to my thynkynge,That[1298]is a speculacyonAnd a mete meditacyonFor prelates of estate,Their courage to abateFrom worldly wantonnesse,Theyr chambres[1299]thus to dresseWith suche parfetnesseAnd all suche holynesse;How be it they let downe fall980Their churches[1300]cathedrall.Squyre, knyght, and lorde,Thus the Churche[1301]remorde;With all temporall peopleThey rune agaynst[1302]the steple,Thus talkynge and tellyng[1303]How some of you are mellyng;Yet[1304]softe and fayre for swellyng,Beware of a quenes yellyng.[1305]It is a besy thyng990For one man[1306]to rule a kyng[1307]Alone and[1308]make rekenyng,To gouerne ouer allAnd rule a realme royallBy one mannes verrey[1309]wyt;Fortune may chaunce to flyt,And whan[1310]he weneth to syt,Yet may he mysse the quysshon:For I rede a[1311]preposycyon,Cum[1312]regibus amicare,[1313]1000Et omnibus dominari,Et supra te pravare;[1314]Wherfore[1315]he hathe good vreThat can hymselfe assureHowe fortune wyll endure.Than let reason you supporte,For the communalte dothe reporte[1316]That[1317]they haue great wonderThat ye[1318]kepe them so vnder;Yet[1319]they meruayle so moche[1320]lesse,1010For ye play so at the chesse,As they suppose and gesse,That some of you but lateHath played so checkemateWith lordes of great estate,[1321]After suche a rate,That they shall mell[1322]nor make,Nor vpon them take,[1323]For[1324]kynge nor kayser sake,But at the playsure of[1325]one1020That ruleth the roste[1326]alone.Helas,[1327]I say, helas!Howe may this come to passe,That a man shall here a[1328]masse,And not[1329]so hardy on his hedeTo loke on God in forme of brede,But that[1330]the parysshe clerkeThere vpon must herke,[1331]And graunt hym at[1332]his askyngFor to se the sacryng?1030And[1333]howe may this accorde,No man to our souerayne lordeSo hardy to make sute,Nor yet[1334]to executeHis commaundement,Without the assentOf our presydent,Nor to expresse[1335]to his person,[1336]Without your consentatyon[1337]Graunt hym his lycence1040To preas to his presence,Nor to speke to hym[1338]secretly,Openly nor[1339]preuyly,Without his[1340]presydent be by,Or els his substytuteWhom he wyll depute?Neyther erle ne duke[1341]Permytted? by[1342]saynt Luke,And by swete saynt Marke,This is a wonderous warke![1343]1050That the people talke this,Somewhat there is amysse:The deuil cannot stop their mouthes,But they wyl talke of such vncouthes,[1344]All that euer they kenAgaynst all spirituall[1345]men.Whether it be wrong or ryght,Or els for dyspyght,Or howe euer it hap,[1346]Theyr tonges thus do[1347]clap,1060And through suche detractyonThey put you to your actyon;And[1348]whether they say trewlyAs they may abyde therby,Or els that they do lye,Ye knowe better then I.But nowedebetis scire,And groundlyaudire,In yourconvenire,[1349]Of this premenire,1070Or els in the myreThey saye they wyll you cast;Therfore stande sure and fast.[1350]Stande sure, and take[1351]good fotyng,And let be all your motyng,Your gasyng and your totyng,And[1352]your parcyall promotyngOf those that stande[1353]in your grace;But[1354]olde seruauntes ye chase,And put them out of theyr place.1080Make ye no murmuracyon,Though I wryte after[1355]this facion;Though I, Colyn Cloute,Among the hole routeOf you that clerkes be,Take nowe vpon[1356]meThus[1357]copyously to wryte,I do it for[1358]no despyte.Wherfore take no dysdayneAt my style rude[1359]and playne;1090For I rebuke no manThat vertuous[1360]is: why thanWreke ye your anger on me?For those[1361]that vertuous beHaue no cause to sayThat I[1362]speke out of the way.Of no good bysshop speke I,Nor[1363]good preest I escrye,[1364]Good frere, nor good chanon,Good nonne, nor good canon,1100Good monke, nor good clercke,Nor yette[1365]of no good werke:But my recountyng isOf them that do[1366]amys,In speking and rebellyng,[1367]In hynderyng and dysauaylyngHoly Churche,[1368]our mother,One agaynst[1369]another;To vse suche despytyng[1370]Is all my hole wrytyng;1110To hynder no man,As nere as I can,For no man haue I named:Wherfore sholde I be[1371]blamed?Ye ought to be ashamed,Agaynst[1372]me to be gramed,[1373]And can[1374]tell no cause why,But that I wryte trewly.Then yf any there beOf hygh or[1375]lowe degre1120Of the spiritualte,Or of[1376]the temporalte,That dothe thynke or weneThat[1377]his conscyence be not clene,And feleth[1378]hymselfe sycke,Or touched on the quycke,Suche grace God them sendeThemselfe to[1379]amende,For I wyll not pretendeAny man to offende.1130Wherfore, as thynketh[1380]me,Great ydeottes[1381]they be,And lytell grace they haue,This treatyse to depraue;Nor wyll here no prechyng,Nor no vertuous techyng,Nor wyll haue no resytyngOf any[1382]vertuous wrytyng;Wyll knowe none intellygenceTo refourme theyr neglygence,1140But lyue styll out of facyon,To theyr owne dampnacyon.To do shame they haue no shame,But they wold[1383]no man shulde them blame:They haue an euyl name,But[1384]yet they wyll occupy the same.With them the worde of GodIs counted for no rod;[1385]They counte it for a raylyng,That nothyng is[1386]auaylyng;1150The prechers with euyll[1387]hayling:Shall they daunt[1388]vs prelates,That be theyr[1389]prymates?Not so hardy on theyr pates!Herke, howe the losell[1390]prates,With a wyde wesaunt!Auaunt, syr Guy of Gaunt!Auaunt, lewde preest, auaunt!Auaunt, syr doctour Deuyas![1391]Prate of[1392]thy matyns and thy masse,1160And let our maters[1393]passe:Howe darest[1394]thou, daucocke, mell?Howe darest thou, losell,[1395]Allygate the gospellAgaynst vs of the counsell?[1396]Auaunt[1397]to the deuyll of hell!Take hym, wardeyne[1398]of the Flete,Set hym fast by the fete!I say, lyeutenaunt of the Toure,Make this lurdeyne for to loure;1170Lodge hym in Lytell Ease,Fede hym with beanes and pease!The Kynges Benche or Marshalsy,Haue hym[1399]thyder by and by!The vyllayne[1400]precheth openly,And declareth our vyllany;And of our fre[1401]symplenesseHe sayes that we are[1402]rechelesse,And full of wylfulnesse,Shameles and mercylesse,[1403]1180Incorrigible and insaciate;[1404]And after this rateAgaynst vs dothe[1405]prate.At Poules Crosse or els where,Openly at Westmynstere,And Saynt Mary[1406]Spyttell,They set not by[1407]vs a whystell:[1408]At the Austen fryersThey count vs for[1409]lyers:And[1410]at Saynt Thomas of Akers1190They carpe vs[1411]lyke crakers,Howe we wyll rule[1412]all at wyllWithout good reason or[1413]skyll;And say how that we beFull of parcyalyte;[1414]And howe at a prongeWe tourne ryght into[1415]wronge,Delay causes so longeThat ryght no man can fonge;They say many matters be[1416]born1200By the ryght of[1417]a rambes horne.Is not this a shamfull scorne,To be[1418]teared thus and torne?How may we thys[1419]indure?Wherfore we make you sure,Ye[1420]prechers shall be yawde;And[1421]some shall be sawde,As noble[1422]Ezechyas,The holy prophet, was;And some of you shall dye,1210Lyke holy Jeremy;Some hanged, some[1423]slayne,Some beaten to the brayne;And we wyll rule[1424]and rayne,And our matters mayntayneWho dare say there agayne,Or who dare dysdayneAt our[1425]pleasure and wyll:For, be it good or be it yll,As it is, it shall be styll,1220For all master doctour of Cyuyll,[1426]Or of Diuine,[1427]or doctour Dryuyll,Let hym cough, rough,[1428]or sneuyll;Renne[1429]God, renne deuyll,Renne who may renne[1430]best,And let take all the rest![1431]We[1432]set not a nut shellThe way to heuen or to[1433]hell.

Buyldyng royally[1287]Theyr mancyons curyously,With turrettes and with toures,With halles and with boures,Stretchynge[1288]to the starres,940With glasse wyndowes and barres;Hangynge aboute[1289]the wallesClothes of golde and palles,Arras of ryche aray,Fresshe[1290]as flours in May;Wyth dame Dyana naked;Howe lusty Venus quaked,And howe[1291]Cupyde shakedHis darte, and bent his[1292]boweFor to shote a crowe950At her tyrly tyrlowe;And howe Parys of TroyDaunced a lege de moy,[1293]Made lusty sporte and ioyWith dame Helyn the quene;With suche storyes bydeneTheir chambres well besene;With triumphes of Cesar,And of[1294]Pompeyus war,Of renowne and of[1295]fame960By them to get a name:Nowe[1296]all the worlde stares,How they ryde in goodly chares,Conueyed by olyphantes,With lauryat garlantes,[1297]And by vnycornesWith their semely hornes;Vpon these beestes rydynge,Naked boyes strydynge,With wanton wenches winkyng.970Nowe truly, to my thynkynge,That[1298]is a speculacyonAnd a mete meditacyonFor prelates of estate,Their courage to abateFrom worldly wantonnesse,Theyr chambres[1299]thus to dresseWith suche parfetnesseAnd all suche holynesse;How be it they let downe fall980Their churches[1300]cathedrall.Squyre, knyght, and lorde,Thus the Churche[1301]remorde;With all temporall peopleThey rune agaynst[1302]the steple,Thus talkynge and tellyng[1303]How some of you are mellyng;Yet[1304]softe and fayre for swellyng,Beware of a quenes yellyng.[1305]It is a besy thyng990For one man[1306]to rule a kyng[1307]Alone and[1308]make rekenyng,To gouerne ouer allAnd rule a realme royallBy one mannes verrey[1309]wyt;Fortune may chaunce to flyt,And whan[1310]he weneth to syt,Yet may he mysse the quysshon:For I rede a[1311]preposycyon,Cum[1312]regibus amicare,[1313]1000Et omnibus dominari,Et supra te pravare;[1314]Wherfore[1315]he hathe good vreThat can hymselfe assureHowe fortune wyll endure.Than let reason you supporte,For the communalte dothe reporte[1316]That[1317]they haue great wonderThat ye[1318]kepe them so vnder;Yet[1319]they meruayle so moche[1320]lesse,1010For ye play so at the chesse,As they suppose and gesse,That some of you but lateHath played so checkemateWith lordes of great estate,[1321]After suche a rate,That they shall mell[1322]nor make,Nor vpon them take,[1323]For[1324]kynge nor kayser sake,But at the playsure of[1325]one1020That ruleth the roste[1326]alone.Helas,[1327]I say, helas!Howe may this come to passe,That a man shall here a[1328]masse,And not[1329]so hardy on his hedeTo loke on God in forme of brede,But that[1330]the parysshe clerkeThere vpon must herke,[1331]And graunt hym at[1332]his askyngFor to se the sacryng?1030And[1333]howe may this accorde,No man to our souerayne lordeSo hardy to make sute,Nor yet[1334]to executeHis commaundement,Without the assentOf our presydent,Nor to expresse[1335]to his person,[1336]Without your consentatyon[1337]Graunt hym his lycence1040To preas to his presence,Nor to speke to hym[1338]secretly,Openly nor[1339]preuyly,Without his[1340]presydent be by,Or els his substytuteWhom he wyll depute?Neyther erle ne duke[1341]Permytted? by[1342]saynt Luke,And by swete saynt Marke,This is a wonderous warke![1343]1050That the people talke this,Somewhat there is amysse:The deuil cannot stop their mouthes,But they wyl talke of such vncouthes,[1344]All that euer they kenAgaynst all spirituall[1345]men.Whether it be wrong or ryght,Or els for dyspyght,Or howe euer it hap,[1346]Theyr tonges thus do[1347]clap,1060And through suche detractyonThey put you to your actyon;And[1348]whether they say trewlyAs they may abyde therby,Or els that they do lye,Ye knowe better then I.But nowedebetis scire,And groundlyaudire,In yourconvenire,[1349]Of this premenire,1070Or els in the myreThey saye they wyll you cast;Therfore stande sure and fast.[1350]Stande sure, and take[1351]good fotyng,And let be all your motyng,Your gasyng and your totyng,And[1352]your parcyall promotyngOf those that stande[1353]in your grace;But[1354]olde seruauntes ye chase,And put them out of theyr place.1080Make ye no murmuracyon,Though I wryte after[1355]this facion;Though I, Colyn Cloute,Among the hole routeOf you that clerkes be,Take nowe vpon[1356]meThus[1357]copyously to wryte,I do it for[1358]no despyte.Wherfore take no dysdayneAt my style rude[1359]and playne;1090For I rebuke no manThat vertuous[1360]is: why thanWreke ye your anger on me?For those[1361]that vertuous beHaue no cause to sayThat I[1362]speke out of the way.Of no good bysshop speke I,Nor[1363]good preest I escrye,[1364]Good frere, nor good chanon,Good nonne, nor good canon,1100Good monke, nor good clercke,Nor yette[1365]of no good werke:But my recountyng isOf them that do[1366]amys,In speking and rebellyng,[1367]In hynderyng and dysauaylyngHoly Churche,[1368]our mother,One agaynst[1369]another;To vse suche despytyng[1370]Is all my hole wrytyng;1110To hynder no man,As nere as I can,For no man haue I named:Wherfore sholde I be[1371]blamed?Ye ought to be ashamed,Agaynst[1372]me to be gramed,[1373]And can[1374]tell no cause why,But that I wryte trewly.Then yf any there beOf hygh or[1375]lowe degre1120Of the spiritualte,Or of[1376]the temporalte,That dothe thynke or weneThat[1377]his conscyence be not clene,And feleth[1378]hymselfe sycke,Or touched on the quycke,Suche grace God them sendeThemselfe to[1379]amende,For I wyll not pretendeAny man to offende.1130Wherfore, as thynketh[1380]me,Great ydeottes[1381]they be,And lytell grace they haue,This treatyse to depraue;Nor wyll here no prechyng,Nor no vertuous techyng,Nor wyll haue no resytyngOf any[1382]vertuous wrytyng;Wyll knowe none intellygenceTo refourme theyr neglygence,1140But lyue styll out of facyon,To theyr owne dampnacyon.To do shame they haue no shame,But they wold[1383]no man shulde them blame:They haue an euyl name,But[1384]yet they wyll occupy the same.With them the worde of GodIs counted for no rod;[1385]They counte it for a raylyng,That nothyng is[1386]auaylyng;1150The prechers with euyll[1387]hayling:Shall they daunt[1388]vs prelates,That be theyr[1389]prymates?Not so hardy on theyr pates!Herke, howe the losell[1390]prates,With a wyde wesaunt!Auaunt, syr Guy of Gaunt!Auaunt, lewde preest, auaunt!Auaunt, syr doctour Deuyas![1391]Prate of[1392]thy matyns and thy masse,1160And let our maters[1393]passe:Howe darest[1394]thou, daucocke, mell?Howe darest thou, losell,[1395]Allygate the gospellAgaynst vs of the counsell?[1396]Auaunt[1397]to the deuyll of hell!Take hym, wardeyne[1398]of the Flete,Set hym fast by the fete!I say, lyeutenaunt of the Toure,Make this lurdeyne for to loure;1170Lodge hym in Lytell Ease,Fede hym with beanes and pease!The Kynges Benche or Marshalsy,Haue hym[1399]thyder by and by!The vyllayne[1400]precheth openly,And declareth our vyllany;And of our fre[1401]symplenesseHe sayes that we are[1402]rechelesse,And full of wylfulnesse,Shameles and mercylesse,[1403]1180Incorrigible and insaciate;[1404]And after this rateAgaynst vs dothe[1405]prate.At Poules Crosse or els where,Openly at Westmynstere,And Saynt Mary[1406]Spyttell,They set not by[1407]vs a whystell:[1408]At the Austen fryersThey count vs for[1409]lyers:And[1410]at Saynt Thomas of Akers1190They carpe vs[1411]lyke crakers,Howe we wyll rule[1412]all at wyllWithout good reason or[1413]skyll;And say how that we beFull of parcyalyte;[1414]And howe at a prongeWe tourne ryght into[1415]wronge,Delay causes so longeThat ryght no man can fonge;They say many matters be[1416]born1200By the ryght of[1417]a rambes horne.Is not this a shamfull scorne,To be[1418]teared thus and torne?How may we thys[1419]indure?Wherfore we make you sure,Ye[1420]prechers shall be yawde;And[1421]some shall be sawde,As noble[1422]Ezechyas,The holy prophet, was;And some of you shall dye,1210Lyke holy Jeremy;Some hanged, some[1423]slayne,Some beaten to the brayne;And we wyll rule[1424]and rayne,And our matters mayntayneWho dare say there agayne,Or who dare dysdayneAt our[1425]pleasure and wyll:For, be it good or be it yll,As it is, it shall be styll,1220For all master doctour of Cyuyll,[1426]Or of Diuine,[1427]or doctour Dryuyll,Let hym cough, rough,[1428]or sneuyll;Renne[1429]God, renne deuyll,Renne who may renne[1430]best,And let take all the rest![1431]We[1432]set not a nut shellThe way to heuen or to[1433]hell.

Buyldyng royally[1287]Theyr mancyons curyously,With turrettes and with toures,With halles and with boures,Stretchynge[1288]to the starres,940With glasse wyndowes and barres;Hangynge aboute[1289]the wallesClothes of golde and palles,Arras of ryche aray,Fresshe[1290]as flours in May;Wyth dame Dyana naked;Howe lusty Venus quaked,And howe[1291]Cupyde shakedHis darte, and bent his[1292]boweFor to shote a crowe950At her tyrly tyrlowe;And howe Parys of TroyDaunced a lege de moy,[1293]Made lusty sporte and ioyWith dame Helyn the quene;With suche storyes bydeneTheir chambres well besene;With triumphes of Cesar,And of[1294]Pompeyus war,Of renowne and of[1295]fame960By them to get a name:Nowe[1296]all the worlde stares,How they ryde in goodly chares,Conueyed by olyphantes,With lauryat garlantes,[1297]And by vnycornesWith their semely hornes;Vpon these beestes rydynge,Naked boyes strydynge,With wanton wenches winkyng.970Nowe truly, to my thynkynge,That[1298]is a speculacyonAnd a mete meditacyonFor prelates of estate,Their courage to abateFrom worldly wantonnesse,Theyr chambres[1299]thus to dresseWith suche parfetnesseAnd all suche holynesse;How be it they let downe fall980Their churches[1300]cathedrall.Squyre, knyght, and lorde,Thus the Churche[1301]remorde;With all temporall peopleThey rune agaynst[1302]the steple,Thus talkynge and tellyng[1303]How some of you are mellyng;Yet[1304]softe and fayre for swellyng,Beware of a quenes yellyng.[1305]It is a besy thyng990For one man[1306]to rule a kyng[1307]Alone and[1308]make rekenyng,To gouerne ouer allAnd rule a realme royallBy one mannes verrey[1309]wyt;Fortune may chaunce to flyt,And whan[1310]he weneth to syt,Yet may he mysse the quysshon:For I rede a[1311]preposycyon,Cum[1312]regibus amicare,[1313]1000Et omnibus dominari,Et supra te pravare;[1314]Wherfore[1315]he hathe good vreThat can hymselfe assureHowe fortune wyll endure.Than let reason you supporte,For the communalte dothe reporte[1316]That[1317]they haue great wonderThat ye[1318]kepe them so vnder;Yet[1319]they meruayle so moche[1320]lesse,1010For ye play so at the chesse,As they suppose and gesse,That some of you but lateHath played so checkemateWith lordes of great estate,[1321]After suche a rate,That they shall mell[1322]nor make,Nor vpon them take,[1323]For[1324]kynge nor kayser sake,But at the playsure of[1325]one1020That ruleth the roste[1326]alone.Helas,[1327]I say, helas!Howe may this come to passe,That a man shall here a[1328]masse,And not[1329]so hardy on his hedeTo loke on God in forme of brede,But that[1330]the parysshe clerkeThere vpon must herke,[1331]And graunt hym at[1332]his askyngFor to se the sacryng?1030And[1333]howe may this accorde,No man to our souerayne lordeSo hardy to make sute,Nor yet[1334]to executeHis commaundement,Without the assentOf our presydent,Nor to expresse[1335]to his person,[1336]Without your consentatyon[1337]Graunt hym his lycence1040To preas to his presence,Nor to speke to hym[1338]secretly,Openly nor[1339]preuyly,Without his[1340]presydent be by,Or els his substytuteWhom he wyll depute?Neyther erle ne duke[1341]Permytted? by[1342]saynt Luke,And by swete saynt Marke,This is a wonderous warke![1343]1050That the people talke this,Somewhat there is amysse:The deuil cannot stop their mouthes,But they wyl talke of such vncouthes,[1344]All that euer they kenAgaynst all spirituall[1345]men.Whether it be wrong or ryght,Or els for dyspyght,Or howe euer it hap,[1346]Theyr tonges thus do[1347]clap,1060And through suche detractyonThey put you to your actyon;And[1348]whether they say trewlyAs they may abyde therby,Or els that they do lye,Ye knowe better then I.But nowedebetis scire,And groundlyaudire,In yourconvenire,[1349]Of this premenire,1070Or els in the myreThey saye they wyll you cast;Therfore stande sure and fast.[1350]Stande sure, and take[1351]good fotyng,And let be all your motyng,Your gasyng and your totyng,And[1352]your parcyall promotyngOf those that stande[1353]in your grace;But[1354]olde seruauntes ye chase,And put them out of theyr place.1080Make ye no murmuracyon,Though I wryte after[1355]this facion;Though I, Colyn Cloute,Among the hole routeOf you that clerkes be,Take nowe vpon[1356]meThus[1357]copyously to wryte,I do it for[1358]no despyte.Wherfore take no dysdayneAt my style rude[1359]and playne;1090For I rebuke no manThat vertuous[1360]is: why thanWreke ye your anger on me?For those[1361]that vertuous beHaue no cause to sayThat I[1362]speke out of the way.Of no good bysshop speke I,Nor[1363]good preest I escrye,[1364]Good frere, nor good chanon,Good nonne, nor good canon,1100Good monke, nor good clercke,Nor yette[1365]of no good werke:But my recountyng isOf them that do[1366]amys,In speking and rebellyng,[1367]In hynderyng and dysauaylyngHoly Churche,[1368]our mother,One agaynst[1369]another;To vse suche despytyng[1370]Is all my hole wrytyng;1110To hynder no man,As nere as I can,For no man haue I named:Wherfore sholde I be[1371]blamed?Ye ought to be ashamed,Agaynst[1372]me to be gramed,[1373]And can[1374]tell no cause why,But that I wryte trewly.Then yf any there beOf hygh or[1375]lowe degre1120Of the spiritualte,Or of[1376]the temporalte,That dothe thynke or weneThat[1377]his conscyence be not clene,And feleth[1378]hymselfe sycke,Or touched on the quycke,Suche grace God them sendeThemselfe to[1379]amende,For I wyll not pretendeAny man to offende.1130Wherfore, as thynketh[1380]me,Great ydeottes[1381]they be,And lytell grace they haue,This treatyse to depraue;Nor wyll here no prechyng,Nor no vertuous techyng,Nor wyll haue no resytyngOf any[1382]vertuous wrytyng;Wyll knowe none intellygenceTo refourme theyr neglygence,1140But lyue styll out of facyon,To theyr owne dampnacyon.To do shame they haue no shame,But they wold[1383]no man shulde them blame:They haue an euyl name,But[1384]yet they wyll occupy the same.With them the worde of GodIs counted for no rod;[1385]They counte it for a raylyng,That nothyng is[1386]auaylyng;1150The prechers with euyll[1387]hayling:Shall they daunt[1388]vs prelates,That be theyr[1389]prymates?Not so hardy on theyr pates!Herke, howe the losell[1390]prates,With a wyde wesaunt!Auaunt, syr Guy of Gaunt!Auaunt, lewde preest, auaunt!Auaunt, syr doctour Deuyas![1391]Prate of[1392]thy matyns and thy masse,1160And let our maters[1393]passe:Howe darest[1394]thou, daucocke, mell?Howe darest thou, losell,[1395]Allygate the gospellAgaynst vs of the counsell?[1396]Auaunt[1397]to the deuyll of hell!Take hym, wardeyne[1398]of the Flete,Set hym fast by the fete!I say, lyeutenaunt of the Toure,Make this lurdeyne for to loure;1170Lodge hym in Lytell Ease,Fede hym with beanes and pease!The Kynges Benche or Marshalsy,Haue hym[1399]thyder by and by!The vyllayne[1400]precheth openly,And declareth our vyllany;And of our fre[1401]symplenesseHe sayes that we are[1402]rechelesse,And full of wylfulnesse,Shameles and mercylesse,[1403]1180Incorrigible and insaciate;[1404]And after this rateAgaynst vs dothe[1405]prate.At Poules Crosse or els where,Openly at Westmynstere,And Saynt Mary[1406]Spyttell,They set not by[1407]vs a whystell:[1408]At the Austen fryersThey count vs for[1409]lyers:And[1410]at Saynt Thomas of Akers1190They carpe vs[1411]lyke crakers,Howe we wyll rule[1412]all at wyllWithout good reason or[1413]skyll;And say how that we beFull of parcyalyte;[1414]And howe at a prongeWe tourne ryght into[1415]wronge,Delay causes so longeThat ryght no man can fonge;They say many matters be[1416]born1200By the ryght of[1417]a rambes horne.Is not this a shamfull scorne,To be[1418]teared thus and torne?How may we thys[1419]indure?Wherfore we make you sure,Ye[1420]prechers shall be yawde;And[1421]some shall be sawde,As noble[1422]Ezechyas,The holy prophet, was;And some of you shall dye,1210Lyke holy Jeremy;Some hanged, some[1423]slayne,Some beaten to the brayne;And we wyll rule[1424]and rayne,And our matters mayntayneWho dare say there agayne,Or who dare dysdayneAt our[1425]pleasure and wyll:For, be it good or be it yll,As it is, it shall be styll,1220For all master doctour of Cyuyll,[1426]Or of Diuine,[1427]or doctour Dryuyll,Let hym cough, rough,[1428]or sneuyll;Renne[1429]God, renne deuyll,Renne who may renne[1430]best,And let take all the rest![1431]We[1432]set not a nut shellThe way to heuen or to[1433]hell.

Buyldyng royally[1287]

Theyr mancyons curyously,

With turrettes and with toures,

With halles and with boures,

Stretchynge[1288]to the starres,940

With glasse wyndowes and barres;

Hangynge aboute[1289]the walles

Clothes of golde and palles,

Arras of ryche aray,

Fresshe[1290]as flours in May;

Wyth dame Dyana naked;

Howe lusty Venus quaked,

And howe[1291]Cupyde shaked

His darte, and bent his[1292]bowe

For to shote a crowe950

At her tyrly tyrlowe;

And howe Parys of Troy

Daunced a lege de moy,[1293]

Made lusty sporte and ioy

With dame Helyn the quene;

With suche storyes bydene

Their chambres well besene;

With triumphes of Cesar,

And of[1294]Pompeyus war,

Of renowne and of[1295]fame960

By them to get a name:

Nowe[1296]all the worlde stares,

How they ryde in goodly chares,

Conueyed by olyphantes,

With lauryat garlantes,[1297]

And by vnycornes

With their semely hornes;

Vpon these beestes rydynge,

Naked boyes strydynge,

With wanton wenches winkyng.970

Nowe truly, to my thynkynge,

That[1298]is a speculacyon

And a mete meditacyon

For prelates of estate,

Their courage to abate

From worldly wantonnesse,

Theyr chambres[1299]thus to dresse

With suche parfetnesse

And all suche holynesse;

How be it they let downe fall980

Their churches[1300]cathedrall.

Squyre, knyght, and lorde,

Thus the Churche[1301]remorde;

With all temporall people

They rune agaynst[1302]the steple,

Thus talkynge and tellyng[1303]

How some of you are mellyng;

Yet[1304]softe and fayre for swellyng,

Beware of a quenes yellyng.[1305]

It is a besy thyng990

For one man[1306]to rule a kyng[1307]

Alone and[1308]make rekenyng,

To gouerne ouer all

And rule a realme royall

By one mannes verrey[1309]wyt;

Fortune may chaunce to flyt,

And whan[1310]he weneth to syt,

Yet may he mysse the quysshon:

For I rede a[1311]preposycyon,

Cum[1312]regibus amicare,[1313]1000

Et omnibus dominari,

Et supra te pravare;[1314]

Wherfore[1315]he hathe good vre

That can hymselfe assure

Howe fortune wyll endure.

Than let reason you supporte,

For the communalte dothe reporte[1316]

That[1317]they haue great wonder

That ye[1318]kepe them so vnder;

Yet[1319]they meruayle so moche[1320]lesse,1010

For ye play so at the chesse,

As they suppose and gesse,

That some of you but late

Hath played so checkemate

With lordes of great estate,[1321]

After suche a rate,

That they shall mell[1322]nor make,

Nor vpon them take,[1323]

For[1324]kynge nor kayser sake,

But at the playsure of[1325]one1020

That ruleth the roste[1326]alone.

Helas,[1327]I say, helas!

Howe may this come to passe,

That a man shall here a[1328]masse,

And not[1329]so hardy on his hede

To loke on God in forme of brede,

But that[1330]the parysshe clerke

There vpon must herke,[1331]

And graunt hym at[1332]his askyng

For to se the sacryng?1030

And[1333]howe may this accorde,

No man to our souerayne lorde

So hardy to make sute,

Nor yet[1334]to execute

His commaundement,

Without the assent

Of our presydent,

Nor to expresse[1335]to his person,[1336]

Without your consentatyon[1337]

Graunt hym his lycence1040

To preas to his presence,

Nor to speke to hym[1338]secretly,

Openly nor[1339]preuyly,

Without his[1340]presydent be by,

Or els his substytute

Whom he wyll depute?

Neyther erle ne duke[1341]

Permytted? by[1342]saynt Luke,

And by swete saynt Marke,

This is a wonderous warke![1343]1050

That the people talke this,

Somewhat there is amysse:

The deuil cannot stop their mouthes,

But they wyl talke of such vncouthes,[1344]

All that euer they ken

Agaynst all spirituall[1345]men.

Whether it be wrong or ryght,

Or els for dyspyght,

Or howe euer it hap,[1346]

Theyr tonges thus do[1347]clap,1060

And through suche detractyon

They put you to your actyon;

And[1348]whether they say trewly

As they may abyde therby,

Or els that they do lye,

Ye knowe better then I.

But nowedebetis scire,

And groundlyaudire,

In yourconvenire,[1349]

Of this premenire,1070

Or els in the myre

They saye they wyll you cast;

Therfore stande sure and fast.[1350]

Stande sure, and take[1351]good fotyng,

And let be all your motyng,

Your gasyng and your totyng,

And[1352]your parcyall promotyng

Of those that stande[1353]in your grace;

But[1354]olde seruauntes ye chase,

And put them out of theyr place.1080

Make ye no murmuracyon,

Though I wryte after[1355]this facion;

Though I, Colyn Cloute,

Among the hole route

Of you that clerkes be,

Take nowe vpon[1356]me

Thus[1357]copyously to wryte,

I do it for[1358]no despyte.

Wherfore take no dysdayne

At my style rude[1359]and playne;1090

For I rebuke no man

That vertuous[1360]is: why than

Wreke ye your anger on me?

For those[1361]that vertuous be

Haue no cause to say

That I[1362]speke out of the way.

Of no good bysshop speke I,

Nor[1363]good preest I escrye,[1364]

Good frere, nor good chanon,

Good nonne, nor good canon,1100

Good monke, nor good clercke,

Nor yette[1365]of no good werke:

But my recountyng is

Of them that do[1366]amys,

In speking and rebellyng,[1367]

In hynderyng and dysauaylyng

Holy Churche,[1368]our mother,

One agaynst[1369]another;

To vse suche despytyng[1370]

Is all my hole wrytyng;1110

To hynder no man,

As nere as I can,

For no man haue I named:

Wherfore sholde I be[1371]blamed?

Ye ought to be ashamed,

Agaynst[1372]me to be gramed,[1373]

And can[1374]tell no cause why,

But that I wryte trewly.

Then yf any there be

Of hygh or[1375]lowe degre1120

Of the spiritualte,

Or of[1376]the temporalte,

That dothe thynke or wene

That[1377]his conscyence be not clene,

And feleth[1378]hymselfe sycke,

Or touched on the quycke,

Suche grace God them sende

Themselfe to[1379]amende,

For I wyll not pretende

Any man to offende.1130

Wherfore, as thynketh[1380]me,

Great ydeottes[1381]they be,

And lytell grace they haue,

This treatyse to depraue;

Nor wyll here no prechyng,

Nor no vertuous techyng,

Nor wyll haue no resytyng

Of any[1382]vertuous wrytyng;

Wyll knowe none intellygence

To refourme theyr neglygence,1140

But lyue styll out of facyon,

To theyr owne dampnacyon.

To do shame they haue no shame,

But they wold[1383]no man shulde them blame:

They haue an euyl name,

But[1384]yet they wyll occupy the same.

With them the worde of God

Is counted for no rod;[1385]

They counte it for a raylyng,

That nothyng is[1386]auaylyng;1150

The prechers with euyll[1387]hayling:

Shall they daunt[1388]vs prelates,

That be theyr[1389]prymates?

Not so hardy on theyr pates!

Herke, howe the losell[1390]prates,

With a wyde wesaunt!

Auaunt, syr Guy of Gaunt!

Auaunt, lewde preest, auaunt!

Auaunt, syr doctour Deuyas![1391]

Prate of[1392]thy matyns and thy masse,1160

And let our maters[1393]passe:

Howe darest[1394]thou, daucocke, mell?

Howe darest thou, losell,[1395]

Allygate the gospell

Agaynst vs of the counsell?[1396]

Auaunt[1397]to the deuyll of hell!

Take hym, wardeyne[1398]of the Flete,

Set hym fast by the fete!

I say, lyeutenaunt of the Toure,

Make this lurdeyne for to loure;1170

Lodge hym in Lytell Ease,

Fede hym with beanes and pease!

The Kynges Benche or Marshalsy,

Haue hym[1399]thyder by and by!

The vyllayne[1400]precheth openly,

And declareth our vyllany;

And of our fre[1401]symplenesse

He sayes that we are[1402]rechelesse,

And full of wylfulnesse,

Shameles and mercylesse,[1403]1180

Incorrigible and insaciate;[1404]

And after this rate

Agaynst vs dothe[1405]prate.

At Poules Crosse or els where,

Openly at Westmynstere,

And Saynt Mary[1406]Spyttell,

They set not by[1407]vs a whystell:[1408]

At the Austen fryers

They count vs for[1409]lyers:

And[1410]at Saynt Thomas of Akers1190

They carpe vs[1411]lyke crakers,

Howe we wyll rule[1412]all at wyll

Without good reason or[1413]skyll;

And say how that we be

Full of parcyalyte;[1414]

And howe at a pronge

We tourne ryght into[1415]wronge,

Delay causes so longe

That ryght no man can fonge;

They say many matters be[1416]born1200

By the ryght of[1417]a rambes horne.

Is not this a shamfull scorne,

To be[1418]teared thus and torne?

How may we thys[1419]indure?

Wherfore we make you sure,

Ye[1420]prechers shall be yawde;

And[1421]some shall be sawde,

As noble[1422]Ezechyas,

The holy prophet, was;

And some of you shall dye,1210

Lyke holy Jeremy;

Some hanged, some[1423]slayne,

Some beaten to the brayne;

And we wyll rule[1424]and rayne,

And our matters mayntayne

Who dare say there agayne,

Or who dare dysdayne

At our[1425]pleasure and wyll:

For, be it good or be it yll,

As it is, it shall be styll,1220

For all master doctour of Cyuyll,[1426]

Or of Diuine,[1427]or doctour Dryuyll,

Let hym cough, rough,[1428]or sneuyll;

Renne[1429]God, renne deuyll,

Renne who may renne[1430]best,

And let take all the rest![1431]

We[1432]set not a nut shell

The way to heuen or to[1433]hell.


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