CONTENTSCHAPTER I—I MAKE TWO BETS—AND LOSE ONE OF 'EMCHAPTER II—WHAT A "PULLET" DID TO A PEDIGREECHAPTER III—I GET INTO POLITICSCHAPTER IV—HOW I MADE A CLAM CHOWDER; AND WHAT A CLAM CHOWDER MADE OF MECHAPTER V—A TRAP AND WHAT THE "RAT" CAUGHT IN ITCHAPTER VI—I RUN AFOUL OF COUSIN LEMUELCHAPTER VII—THE FORCE AND THE OBJECTCHAPTER VIII—ARMENIANS AND INJUNS; LIKEWISE BY-PRODUCTSCHAPTER IX—ROSES—BY ANOTHER NAMECHAPTER X—THE SIGN OF THE WINDMILLCHAPTER XI—COOKS AND CROOKSCHAPTER XII—JIM HENRY STARTS SCREENIN'CHAPTER XIII—WHAT CAME THROUGH THE SCREENCHAPTER XIV—THE EPISTLE TO ICHABODCHAPTER XV—HOW IKE'S LOSS TURNED OUT TO BE MY GAINCHAPTER XVI—I PAY MY OTHER BET
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