“And now, sir,” said Malkiel the Second, pointing to a couple of cane chairs which, with the table, endeavoured, rather unsuccessfully, to furnish forth the parlour at Jellybrand’s, “now sir, what do you want with me?”
As he spoke he threw his black overcoat wide open, seated himself on the edge of one of the chairs in a dignified attitude, and crossed his feet—which were not innocent of spats—one over the other.
The Prophet was resolved to dare all, and he, therefore, answered boldly,—
“Malkiel the Second, I wish to speak to you as one prophet to another.”
At this remark Malkiel started violently, and darted a searching glance from beneath his blonde eyebrows at Hennessey.
“Do you live in the Berkeley Square, sir,” he said, “and claim to be a prophet?”
“I do,” said Hennessey, with modest determination.
Malkiel smiled, a long and wreathed smile that was full of luscious melancholy and tragic sweetness.
“The assumption seems rather ridiculous—forgive me,” he exclaimed. “The Berkeley Square! Whatever would Madame say?”
“Madame?” said the Prophet, inquiringly.
“Madame Malkiel, or Madame Sagittarius, as she always passes.”
“Your wife?”
“My honoured lady,” said Malkiel, with pride. “More to me almost than any lunar guide or starry monitor. What, oh, what would she say to a prophet from the Berkeley Square?”
He burst into hollow laughter, shaking upon the cane chair till its very foundations seemed threatened as by an earthquake, and was obliged to apply the flight of storks to his eyes before he could in any degree recover his equanimity. At length he glanced up with tears rolling down his cheeks.
“Excuse me, sir,” he said. “But what can you know of prophecy in such a fashionable neighbourhood, close to Grosvenor Square and within sight, as one may say, of Piccadilly? Oh, dear, oh, dear!”
“But really,” said the Prophet, who had flushed red, but who still spoke with pleasant mildness, “what influence can neighbourhood have upon such a superterrestrial matter?”
“Did Isaiah reside in the Berkeley Square, sir?”
“I fancy not. Still—”
“I fancy not, too,” rejoined Malkiel. “Nor Bernard Wilkins either, or any prophet that ever I heard of. Why, even Jesse Jones lives off Perkin’s Road, Wandsworth Common, though he does keep a sitting-room in Berners Street just to see his clients in, and he is a very low-class person, even for a prophet. No, no, sir, Madame is quite right. She married me despite the damning—yes, I say, sir, the damning fact that I was a prophet—” here Malkiel the Second brought down one of the dogskin gloves with violence upon the rickety parlour table—“but before ever we went to the Registrar’s she made me take a solemn oath. What was it, do you say?”
“Yes, I do,” said Hennessey, leaning forward and gazing into Malkiel’s long and excited face round which the heavy mat of pomaded hair vibrated.
“It was this, sir—to mix with no prophets so long as we both should live. Prophets, she truly said, are low-class, even dirty, persons. Their parties, their ‘at homes’ are shoddy. They live in fourth-rate neighbourhoods. They burn gas and sit on horsehair. Only in rare cases do they have any bathroom in their houses. Their influence would be bad for the children when they begin to grow up. How could Corona make herdebut”—Malkiel pronounced it debbew—“in prophetic circles? How could she come out in Drakeman’s Villas, Tooting, or dance with such young fellers as frequent Hagglin’s Buildings, Clapham Rise? How could she do it, sir?”
“I don’t know, I’m sure,” gasped the Prophet.
“Nor I, sir, nor I,” continued Malkiel, with unabated fervour. “And it’s the same with Capricornus. My boy shall not be thrown in with prophets. Did Malkiel the First start theAlmanacfor that? Did he foster it till it went from the poor servant girl’s attic into the gilded apartments of the aristocracy and lay even upon Royal tables for that? Did he, I say?”
“I haven’t an idea,” said the Prophet.
“He did not, sir. And I—I myself”—he arranged the diamond pin in his white satin tie with an almost imperial gesture—“have not followed upon the lines he laid down without imbibing, as I may truly say, the lofty spirit that guided him, the lofty social spirit, as Madame calls it. There have been other prophets, I know. There are other prophets. I do not attempt to deny it. But where else than here, sir”—the dogskin glove lay upon the breast of the chocolate brown frock coat—“where else than here will you find a prophet who hides his identity beneath analias, who remains, as Madame always says,perdew, and who conducts his profession on honourable and business-like lines? Am I dressed like a prophet?” He suddenly brought his doubled fist down upon the Prophet’s knee.
“No,” cried Hennessey. “Certainly not!”
“Why, sir, how can I be when I tell you that Merriman & Saxster of Regent Street are my tailors, and have been since my first pair of trouserings? Do I bear myself prophetically? I think you will agree that I do not when you know that I am frequently mistaken for an outside broker—yes, sir, and that this has even happened upon the pier at Margate. You have seen my demeanour at Jellybrand’s. You saw me come into the library. You saw my manner with Frederick Smith. Was it assuming? Did I lord it over the lad?”
“Certainly not.”
“No. I might have been anybody, any ordinary person living in Grosvenor Place, or, like yourself, in the Berkeley Square. And so it ever is. Other prophets there are—possibly men of a certain ability even in that direction—but there is only one Malkiel, only one who attends strictly to business, who draws a good income from the stars, sir, and satisfies the public month in, month out, without making a fuss about it. Wait a few years, sir, only wait!”
“Certainly,” said the Prophet. “I will.”
“Wait till the children are grown up. Wait till Capricornus has got his Latin by heart and gone to Oxford. Then, and only then, you will know whether Malkiel the Second is the exception to the rule of prophets. Yes, and Madame shall know it, too. She trusted me, sir, as only a woman can. She knew I was a prophet and had a prophet for a father before me. And yet she trusted me. It was a daring thing to do. Many would call it foolhardy. Wouldn’t they, sir?”
The dogskin glove was raised. The Prophet hastened to reply,—
“I daresay they would.”
“But she was not afraid, and she shall have her reward. Corona shall never set foot in Drakeman’s Villas, nor breathe the air of Hagglin’s. I must have a glass of water, I must, sir, indeed.”
He gasped heavily and was about to rise, when the Prophet said:
“Join me in a glass of wine.”
“I should be delighted,” Malkiel answered. “Delighted, I’m sure, but I doubt whether Jellybrand’s—”
“Could not Frederick Smith go out and fetch us a—a pint bottle of champagne?” said the Prophet, playing a desperate card in the prophetic game.
An expression almost of joviality overspread the tragic farce of Malkiel’s appearance.
“We’ll see,” he answered, opening the deal door. “Frederick Smith!”
“Here, Mr. Sagittarius,” cried the soprano voice of the young librarian.
“Can you leave the library for a moment, Frederick Smith?”
The Prophet held up a sovereign over Malkiel the Second’s narrow shoulder.
“Yes, Mr. Sagittarius, for half a mo!”
“Ah! Where is the nearest champagne, Frederick Smith?”
“The nearest—”
“Champagne, I said, Frederick Smith.”
“I daresay I could get a dozen at Gillow’s next the rabbit shop,” replied the young librarian, thoughtfully.
The Prophet shuddered to the depths of his being, but he was now embarked upon his enterprise and must crowd all sail.
“Go to Gillow’s,” he exclaimed, with an assumption of feverish geniality, “and bring back a couple of rabbits—I mean bottles. They must be dry. You understand?”
The young librarian looked out of the window.
“Oh, I’ll manage that, sir. It ain’t raining,” he replied carelessly.
The Prophet stifled a cry of horror as he pressed the sovereign into the young librarian’s hand.
“You can keep the change,” he whispered, adding in a tremulous voice, “Tell me—tell me frankly—do you think in your own mind that there will be any?”
“I don’t know about in my own mind,” rejoined the young librarian, drawing a tweed cap from some hidden recess beneath the counter. “But if you only want two bottles I expect there’ll be ten bob over.”
The Prophet turned as pale as ashes and had some difficulty in sustaining himself to the parlour, where he and Malkiel the Second sat down in silence to await the young librarian’s return. Frederick Smith came back in about five minutes, with an ostentatious-looking bottle smothered in gold leaf under each arm.
“There was four shillings apiece to pay, sir,” he remarked to the Prophet as he placed them upon the table. “I got the ‘our own make’ brand with the ‘creaming foam’ upon the corks.”
The Prophet bent his head. He was quite unable to speak, but he signed to the young librarian to open one of the bottles and pour its contents into the two tumblers of thick and rather dusty glass that Jellybrand’s kept for its moments of conviviality. Malkiel the Second lifted the goblet to the window and eyed the beaded nectar with an air of almost rakish anticipation.
“Ready, sir?” he said, turning to the Prophet, who, with a trembling hand, followed his example.
“Quite—ready,” said the Prophet, shutting his eyes.
“Then,” rejoined Malkiel the Second in a formal voice, “here’s luck!”
He held the tumbler to his lips, waiting for the Prophet’s reply to give the signal for a unanimous swallowing of the priceless wine.
“Luck,” echoed the Prophet in a faltering voice.
As he gradually recovered his faculties, he heard Malkiel the Second say, with an almost debauched accent,—
“That puts heart into a man. I shall give Gillows an order. Leave us, Frederick Smith, and remember that Miss Minerva is on no account to be let in here till this gentleman and I have finished the second bottle.”
The Prophet could not resist a wild movement of protest, which was apparently taken by the young librarian as a passionate gesture of dismissal. For he left the room rapidly and closed the door with decision behind him.
“And now, sir, I am at your service,” said Malkiel the Second, courteously. “Let me pour you another glass of wine.”
The Prophet assented mechanically. It seemed strange to have to die so young, and with so many plans unfulfilled, but he felt that it was useless to struggle against destiny and he drank again. Then he heard a voice say,—
“And now, sir, I am all attention.”
He looked up. He saw the parlour, the ground glass of the door, the tumblers and bottles on the table, the sharp features and strained, farcical eyes of Malkiel framed in the matted, curling hair. Then all was not over yet. There was something still in store for him. He sat up, pushed the creaming four-shilling foam out of his sight, turned to his interlocutor, and with a great effort collected himself.
“I want to consult you,” he began, “about my strange powers.”
Malkiel smiled with easy irony.
“Strange powers in Berkeley Square!” he ejaculated. “The Berkeley Square! But go on, sir. What are they?”
“Having been led to study the stars,” continued the Prophet with more composure and growing earnestness, “I felt myself moved to make a prophecy.”
“Weather forecast, I suppose,” remarked Malkiel, laconically.
“How did you know that?”
“The easiest kind, sir, the number one beginner’s prophecy. Capricornus used to tell Madame what the weather’d be as soon as he could talk. But go on, sir, go on, I beg.”
The Prophet began to feel rather less like Isaiah, but he continued, with some determination,—
“If that had been all, I daresay I should have thought very little of the matter.”
“No, you wouldn’t sir. Who thinks their first baby a little one? Can you tell me that?”
The Prophet considered the question for a moment. Then he answered,—
“Perhaps you’re right.”
“Perhaps so,” rejoined Malkiel, indulgently. “Well, sir, what was your next attempt—in the Berkeley Square?”
The Prophet’s sensitive nature winced under the obvious irony of the interrogation, but either the “creaming foam” had rendered him desperate, or he was to some extent steeled against the satire by the awful self-respect which had invaded him since Mrs. Merillia’s accident. In any case he answered firmly,—
“Malkiel the Second, in Berkeley Square I had a relation—an honoured grandmother.”
“You’ve the better of me there, sir. My parents and Madame’s are all in Brompton Cemetery. Well, sir, you’d got an honoured grandmother in the Berkeley Square. What of it?”
“She was naturally elderly.”
“And you predicted her death and she passed over. Very natural too, sir. The number two beginner’s prophecy. Why, Corona—”
But at this point the Prophet broke in.
“Excuse me,” he said in a scandalised voice, “excuse me, Malkiel the Second, she did nothing of the kind. Whatever my faults may be—and they are many, I am aware—I—I—”
He was greatly moved.
“Take another sup of wine, sir. You need it,” said Malkiel.
The Prophet mechanically drank once more, grasping the edge of the table for support in the endurance of the four-bob ecstasy.
“You prophesied it and she didn’t pass over, sir,” continued Malkiel, with unaffected sympathy. “I understand the blow. It’s cruel hard when a prophecy goes wrong. Why, even Madame—”
But at this point the Prophet broke in.
“You are mistaken,” he cried. “Utterly mistaken.”
Malkiel the Second drew himself up with dignity.
“In that case I will say no more,” he remarked, pursing up his lengthy mouth and assuming a cast-iron attitude.
The Prophet perceived his mistake.
“Forgive me,” he exclaimed. “It is my fault.”
“Oh, no, sir. Not at all,” rejoined Malkiel, with icy formality. “Pray let the fault be mine.”
“I will not indeed. But let me explain. My beloved grandmother still lives, although I cast her horoscope and—”
“Indeed! very remarkable!”
“I mean—not although—but I thought I would cast her horoscope. And I did so.”
“In the square?” asked Malkiel, with quiet, but piercing, irony.
“Yes,” said the Prophet, with sudden heat. “Why not?”
Malkiel smiled with an almost paternal pity, as of a thoughtful father gazing upon the quaint and inappropriate antics of his vacant child.
“Why not, sir—if you prefer it?” he rejoined. “Pray proceed.”
The Prophet’s face was flushed, either by the “creaming foam,” or by irritation, or by both.
“Surely,” he began, in a choking voice, “surely the stars are the same whether they are looked at from Berkeley Square or from—from—or from”—he sought passionately for a violent contrast—“from Newington Butts,” he concluded triumphantly.
“I have not the pleasure to have ever observed my guides from the neighbourhood of the Butts,” said Malkiel, serenely. “But pray proceed, sir. I am all attention. You cast your honoured grandmother’s horoscope—in the Berkeley Square.”
The Prophet seized his glass, but some remnants of his tattered self-control still clung to him, and he put it down without seeking further madness from its contents.
“I did,” he said firmly, even obstinately. “And I discovered—I say discovered that she was going to have an accident while on an evening expedition—or jaunt as you might perhaps prefer to call it.”
“I should certainly call it so—in the case of a lady who was an honoured grandmother,” said Malkiel the Second in assent.
“Well, Malkiel the Second,” continued the Prophet, recovering his composure as he approached hiscoup, “my grandmother did have an accident, as I foretold.”
“Did she have it in the square, sir?” asked Malkiel.
“And what if she did?” cried the Prophet with considerable testiness.
He was beginning to conceive a perfect hatred of the admirable neighbourhood, which he had loved so well.
“I merely ask for information, sir.”
“The accident did take place in the square certainly, and on the very night for which I predicted it.”
Malkiel the Second looked very thoughtful, even morose. He poured out another glass of champagne, drank it slowly in sips, and when the glass was empty ran the forefinger of his right hand slowly round and round its edge.
“Can Madame be wrong?” he ejaculated at length, in a muffled voice of meditation. “Can Madame be wrong?”
The Prophet gazed at him with profound curiosity, fascinated by the circular movement of the yellow dogskin finger, and by the inward murmur—so acutely mental—that accompanied it.
“Madame?” whispered the Prophet, drawing his cane chair noiselessly forward.
“Ah!” rejoined Malkiel, gazing upon him with an eye whose pupil seemed suddenly dilated to a most preternatural size. “Can she have been wrong all these many years?”
“What—what about?” murmured the Prophet.
Malkiel the Second leaned his matted head in his hands and replied, as if to himself,—
“Can it be that a prophet should live in Berkeley Square—not Kimmins’s”—here he raised his head, and raked his companion with a glance that was almost fierce in its fervour of inquiry—“not Kimmins’s but—the Berkeley Square?”
To this question the Prophet could offer no answer other than a bodily one. He silently presented himself to the gaze of Malkiel, instinctively squaring his shoulders, opening out his chest, and expanding his nostrils in an effort to fill as large a space in the atmosphere of the parlour as possible. And Malkiel continued to regard him with the staring eyes of one whose mind is seething with strange, upheaving thoughts and alarming apprehensions. Mutely the Prophet swelled and mutely Malkiel observed him swell, till a point was reached from which further progress—at least on the Prophet’s part—was impossible. The Prophet was now as big as the structure of his frame permitted him to be, and apparently Malkiel realised the fact, for he suddenly dropped his eyes and exclaimed,—
“This matter must be threshed out thoroughly, Madame herself would wish it so.”
He paused, drew his chair nearer to the Prophet’s, took off a glove and continued,—
“Sir, you may be a prophet. You may have prophesied correctly in the Berkeley Square. But if you are, and if you have, remember this—that you have proved the self-sacrifice, the privation, the denial, the subterfuge, themask, and the position of Sagittarius Lodge in its own grounds beside the River Mouse at Crampton St. Peter, N.—N., I said, sir—totally and entirely unnecessary. I will go further, sir, and I will say more. You have not only done that. You have also proved the sacred instinct of a woman, a respectable married woman—such as we must all reverence—false and deceived. Remember this, sir, remember all this, then search yourself thoroughly and say whether what you have told me is strictly true.”
“I assure you—” began the Prophet, hastily.
But Malkiel sternly interrupted him.
“Search yourself, sir, I beg!” he cried.
“But upon my honour—”
“Hush, sir, hush! I beg, nay, I insist, that you search yourself thoroughly before you answer this momentous question.”
The Prophet felt rather disposed to ask whether Malkiel expected him to examine his pockets and turn out his boots. However, he sat still while Malkiel drew out a large gold watch, held it solemnly in his hand for a couple of minutes and then returned it to the waistcoat.
“Now, sir,” he said.
“I assure you,” said the Prophet, “on my honour that all I have said is strictly true.”
“And took place in the Berkeley Square?”
“And took place in the Berkeley Square.”
Malkiel nodded morosely.
“It may have been chance,” he said. “A weather forecast and an honoured grandmother may have been mere luck. Still it looks bad—very bad.”
He sighed heavily, and seemed about to fall into a mournful reverie when the Prophet cried sharply,—
“Explain yourself, Malkiel the Second. You owe it to me to explain yourself. Why should my strange gift—”
“If you have it, sir,” interrupted Malkiel, quickly.
“If I have it, very well—affect you? Why should it render the self-sacrifice and—and the position of—of Sagittarius Lodge on the river—the river—what river did you say—?”
“The River Mouse,” rejoined Malkiel in a muffled voice, and shaking his head sadly.
“Exactly—on the River Mouse at Crompton—”
“Crampton.”
“Crampton St. Peter total—”
“N.!”
“What?”
“Crampton St. Peter. N. That is the point.”
“Very well—Crampton St. Peteren, totally and entirely unnecessary?”
“You desire my revelation, sir? You desire to enter into the bosom of a family that hitherto has dwelt apart, has lain as I may sayperdewbeside the secret waters of the River Mouse? Is it indeed so?”
“Oh, I beg your pardon,” cried the Prophet, hastily. “I would not for the world intrude upon—”
“Those hallowed precincts! Well, perhaps you have the right. Jellybrand’s has betrayed me to you. You know my name, my profession. Why should you not know more? Perhaps it is better so.”
With the sudden energy of a man who is reckless of fate he seized his goblet, poured into it at least a shilling’s worth of “creaming foam,” drained it to the dregs and, shaking back his matted hair with a leonine movement of the head, exclaimed,—
“Malkiel the First, who founded theAlmanac, layperdewall his life.”
“Beside the secret waters of the River Mouse?” the Prophet could not help interposing.
“No, sir. He would never have gone so far as that. But he lived and died in Susan Road beside the gas-works. He was a great man.”
“I’m sure he was,” said the Prophet, heartily.
“He wished me to live and die there too,” said Malkiel. “But there are limits, sir, even to the forbearance of women. Madame was affected, painfully affected, by the gas, sir. It stank in her nostrils—to use a figure. And then there was another drawback that she could not get over.”
“Indeed!”
“The sweeps, sir.”
“I beg your pardon!” said the Prophet.
“I said—the sweeps.”
“I heard you—well?”
“Being the only people that were not, in the whole road, made for loneliness, sir.”
The Prophet was entirelybouleverse.
“I’m afraid I’m very stupid, but really I—” he began.
“Is it possible that you live in London, sir, and are not aware that Susan Road lies in the most sought-after portion of the sweeps’ quarter?” said Malkiel, with pitying amazement.
The Prophet blushed with shame.
“I beg your pardon. Of course—I understand. Pray go on.”
“It made for loneliness, sir.”
“Naturally.”
“Their hours were not our hours. And then the professional colour! Madame said it was like living among the Sandwich Islanders. And so, to an extent, it was. My father had left a very tidy bit of money—a very tidy bit indeed, and we resolved to move. But where? That was the problem. For I was not as other men. I could not live like them—in the Berkeley Square.”
He smiled with mournful superiority and continued,—
“At least I thought so then, and have done till to-day. Prophets—so my father believed, and so Madame—must be connected with the suburbs or with outlying districts. They must not, indeed they cannot, be properly prophetic within the radius. A central atmosphere would reduce them to the level of the conjuror or the muscular suggestionist. Malkiel the First, my father, was born himself in Peckham, and met my mother when coming through the rye.”
He brushed aside a tear that flowed at this almost rustic recollection, and continued,—
“Yet Madame was wishful, and I was wishful too, that the children—if we had any—should not grow up Eastern. It was a natural and a beautiful desire, sir, was it not?”
“Oh, very,” replied the Prophet, considerably confused.
“The habits and manners of the East, you see, sir, are not always in strict accordance with propriety. Are they?”
Before the Prophet had time to realise that this question was merely rhetorical, he began,—
“From what Professor Seligman says in hisThe Inner History of Baghdad, I feel sure—”
“Nor are the customs of the East quite what many a clergyman would approve of,” continued Malkiel. “Yet even this was not what weighed most with Madame.”
“What was it then?” inquired the Prophet, deeply interested.
“Sir, it was the Eastern language.”
“Ah!”
“Could we let our children learn to speak it? Could we bear to launch them in life, handicapped, weighed down by such a tongue? Could we do this?”
Again the Prophet mistook the nature of the question, and was led to reply,—
“Certainly English children speaking only Arabic might well be at some loss in ordinary conver—”
“We could not, sir. It was impossible. So we resolved to go to the north of London and to avoid Whitechapel at whatever cost.”
“Whitechapel!” almost cried the Prophet.
“This determination it was, sir, that eventually led our steps to the borders of the River Mouse.”
“Oh, really!”
“You know it, sir?”
“Not personally.”
“But by repute, of course?”
“No doubt, no doubt,” stammered the Prophet, who had in fact never before heard of this celebrated flood.
“That poor governess, sir, last August—you recollect?”
“Ah, indeed!” murmured the Prophet, a trifle incoherently.
“And then the mad undertaker in the autumn,” continued Malkiel, with conscious pride; “he floated past our very door.”
“Did he really?”
“Singing his swan song, no doubt, poor feller, as Madame said after she read about it in the paper. There were the grocer’s twins as well, just lately. But they will be fresh in your memory.”
Before the Prophet had time to state whether this was so or not Malkiel proceeded,—
“Well, sir, as soon as Madame and I had come to the Mouse we resolved that we could do no better than that. It was salubrious, it was retired, and it was N.”
“You said—?”
“N., sir.”
“But what is en?”
“Sir?”
The Prophet had grown very red, but he was seized by the desperation that occasionally attacks ignorance, and renders it, for a moment, determinedly explicit.
“I ask you what does en mean? I am, I fear, a very ill-informed person, and I really don’t know.”
“Think of an envelope, sir,” said Malkiel, with gentle commiseration. “Well, are you thinking?”
The Prophet grew purple.
“I am—but it is no use. Besides, why on earth should I think of an envelope? I beg you to explain.”
“North, sir, the northern postal district of the metropolis. Fairly simple that—I think, sir.”
“N.!” cried the illuminated Prophet. “I see. I was thinking of en all the time. I beg your pardon. Please go on. N.—of course!”
Malkiel concealed a smile, just sufficiently to make its existence for an instant vitally prominent, and continued,—
“By the Mouse we resolved to build a detached residence such as would influence suitably the minds of the children—should we have any. For we had resolved, sir, by that time that with me theAlmanacshould cease.”
Here Malkiel leaned forward upon the deal table and lowered his voice to an impressive whisper.
“Yes, sir, it had come to that. We all have our ambitions and that was mine.”
“Good Heavens!” said the Prophet. “Malkiel’sAlmanaccease! But why? Such a very useful institution!”
“Useful! More than that, sir, sublime! There’s nothing like it.”
“Then why let it cease?”
“Because the social status of the prophet, sir, is not agreeable to myself or Madame. I’ve had enough of it, sir, already, and I’m barely turned of fifty. Besides, my father would have wished it, I feel sure, had he lived in these days. Had he seen Sagittarius Lodge, the children, and how Madame comports herself, he would have recognised that the family was destined to rise into a higher sphere than that occupied by any prophet, however efficient. Besides, I will not deceive you, I have made money. In another ten years’ time, when I have laid by sufficient, I tell you straight, sir, that I shall go out of prophecy, right out of it.”
“Then your Capricor—that is your son—will not carry on the—”
“Capricornus a prophet, sir!” cried Malkiel. “Not if Madame and I know it. No, sir, Capricornus is to be an architect.”
As Malkiel pronounced the last words he flung his black overcoat wide open with an ample gesture, thrust one hand into his breast, and assumed the fixed and far-seeing gaze of a man in a cabinet photograph. He seemed lost to his surroundings, and rapt by some great vision of enchanted architects, busy in drawing plans of the magic buildings of the future ages. The Prophet felt that it would be impious to disturb him. Malkiel’s reverie was long, and indeed the two prophets might well have been sitting in Jellybrand’s parlour now, had not a violent sneeze called for the pink assistance of the flight of storks, and brought the sneezer down to the level of ordinary humanity.
“Yes, sir—I give you my word Capricornus is to be an architect,” repeated Malkiel. “What do you say to that?”
“Is it—is it really a better profession than that of prophecy?” asked the Prophet, rather nervously.
Malkiel smiled mournfully.
“Sir, it may not be more lucrative, but it is more select. Madame will not mix with prophets, but she has a ‘day,’ sir, on the banks of the Mouse, and she has gathered around her a very pleasant and select little circle.”
“Indeed.”
“Yes, sir. Architects and their wives. You understand?”
“Quite,” rejoined the Prophet, “quite.”
Under the mesmeric influence of Malkiel he began to feel as if architects were some strange race of sacred beings set apart, denizens of some holy isle or blessed nook of mediaeval legend. Would he ever meet them? Would he ever encounter one ranging unfettered where flowed the waters of the River Mouse?
“They do not know who we are, sir,” continued Malkiel, furtively. “To them and to the whole world—excepting Jellybrand’s and you—we are the Sagittariuses of Sagittarius Lodge, people at ease, sir, living upon our competence beside the Mouse. They do not see the telescope, sir, in the locked studio at the top of the lodge. They do not know why sometimes, on Madame’s ‘Wednesdays,’ I am pale—with sitting up on behalf of theAlmanac. For Capricornus’s sake and for Corona’s all this is hid from the world. Madame and I are the victims of a double life. Yes, sir, for the children’s sake we have never dared to let it be known what I really am.”
Suddenly he began to grow excited.
“And now,” he cried, “after all these years of secrecy, after all these years of avoiding the central districts—in which Madame longs to live—after all these years of seclusion beyond the beat even of the buses, do you come here to me, and search yourself and say upon your oath that a prophet can live and be a prophet in the Berkeley Square, that he can read the stars with Gunter’s just opposite, ay, and bring out an almanac if he likes within a shilling fare of the Circus? If this is so”—he struck the deal table violently with his clenched fist—“of what use are the sacrifices of myself and Madame? Of what use is it to live under a modest name such as Sagittarius, when I might be Malkiel the Second to the whole world? Of what use to flee from W. and dwell perpetually in N.? Why, if what you say is true, we might leave the Mouse to-morrow and Madame could pop in and out of the Stores just like any lady of pleasure.”
At the thought of this so long foregone enchantment Malkiel’s emotion completely overcame him, his voice died away, overborne by a violent fit of choking, and he sat back in his cane chair trembling in every limb. The Prophet was deeply moved by his emotion, and longed most sincerely to assuage it. But his deep and growing conviction of his own power rendered him useless as a comforter. He could not lie. He could not deny that he was a prophet. He could only say, in his firmest voice,—
“Malkiel the Second, be brave. You must see this thing through.”
On hearing these original and noble words Malkiel lifted up his marred countenance.
“I know it, sir, I know it,” he answered. “One moment. The thought of Madame—the Stores—I—of all that might perhaps have been—”
He choked again. The Prophet looked away. A strong man’s emotion is always very scared and very terrible. Three minutes swept by, then the Prophet heard a calm and hollow voice say,—
“And now, sir, to business.”
The Prophet looked up, and perceived that Malkiel’s overcoat was tightly buttoned and that his mouth was tightly set in an expression of indomitable, though tragic, resolution.
“What business?” asked the Prophet.
“Mine,” replied Malkiel. “Mine, sir, and yours. You have chosen to enter my life. You cannot deny that. You cannot deny that I sought to avoid—I might even say to dodge you.”
With the remembrance of the recent circus performance in the library still strong upon him the Prophet could not. He bowed his head.
“Very well, sir. You have chosen to enter my life. That act has given me the right to enter yours. Am I correct?”
“I suppose—I mean—yes, you are,” answered the Prophet, overwhelmed by the pitiless logic of his companion, and wondering what was coming next.
“I have been forced—I think I may say that—to reveal myself to you, sir. Nothing can ever alter that. Nothing can ever take from you the knowledge—denied by Madame to the very architects—of who I really am. You have told me, sir, that I must see this thing through. I tell you now, at this table, in this parlour, that I intend to see it through—and through.”
As Malkiel said the last words he gazed at the Prophet with eyes that seemed suddenly to have taken on the peculiar properties of the gimlet. The Prophet began to feel extremely uneasy. But he said nothing. He felt that there was more to come. And he was right.
“It is my duty,” continued Malkiel, in a louder voice, “my sacred duty to Madame—to say nothing of Corona and Capricornus—to probe you to the core”—here the Prophet could not resist a startled movement of protest—“and to search you to the quick.”
“Oh, really!” cried the Prophet.
“This duty I shall carry out unflinchingly,” pursued Malkiel, “at whatever cost to myself. This will not be our last interview. Do not think it.”
“I assure you,” inserted the Prophet, endeavouring vainly to seem at ease, “I do not wish to think it.”
“It matters little whether you wish to do so or not,” continued Malkiel, with an increasingly Juggernaut air. “The son of Malkiel the First is not a man to be trifled with or dodged. Moreover, much more than the future of myself and family depends upon what you really are. From this day forth you will be bound up with theAlmanac.”
“Merciful Heavens!” ejaculated the Prophet, unable, intrepid as he was, to avoid recoiling when he found himself thus suddenly confronted with the fate of an appendix.
“For why should it ever cease?” proceeded Malkiel, with growing passion. “Why—if a prophet can live, as you declare, freely and openly in the Berkeley Square? If this is so, why should I not remove, along with Madame and family, from the borders of the Mouse and reside henceforth in a central situation such as I should wish to reside in? Why should not Capricornus eventually succeed me in theAlmanacas I succeeded Malkiel the First? Already the boy shows the leanings of a prophet. Hitherto Madame and I have endeavoured to stifle them, to turn them in an architectural direction. You understand?”
“I am trying to,” stammered the Prophet.
“Hitherto we have corrected the boy’s table manners when they have become too like those of the average prophet—as they often have—for hitherto we have had reason to believe that all prophets—with the exception of myself—were dirty, deceitful and essentially suburban persons. But if you are a prophet we have been deceived. Trust me, sir, I shall find speedy means to pierce you to the very marrow.”
The Prophet began mechanically to feel for his hat.
“Are you desirous of anything, sir?” said Malkiel, sharply.
“No,” said the Prophet, wondering whether the moment had arrived to throw off all further pretence of bravery and to shout boldly for the assistance of the young librarian.
“Then why are you feeling about, sir? Why are you feeling about?”
“Was I?” faltered the Prophet.
“You are looking for another glass of wine, perhaps?”
“No, indeed,” said the Prophet, desperately. “For anything but that.”
But Malkiel, moved by some abruptly formed resolution, called suddenly in a powerful voice,—
“Frederick Smith!”
“Here, Mr. Sagittarius!” cried the young librarian, appearing with suspicious celerity upon the parlour threshold.
“Draw the cork of the second bottle, Frederick Smith,” said Malkiel, impressively. “This gentleman is about to take the pledge”—on hearing this ironic paradox the Prophet stood up, very much in the attitude formerly assumed by Malkiel when about to dodge in the library—“that I shall put to him,” concluded Malkiel, also standing up, and assuming the library posture of the Prophet.
Indeed the situation of the library seemed about to be accurately reversed in the parlour of Jellybrand’s.
The young librarian assisted the cork to emerge phlegmatically from the neck of the second bottle of champagne, mechanically smacking his lips the while.
“Now pour, and leave us, Frederick Smith.”
The young librarian helped the fatigued-looking wine into the two glasses, where it lay as if thoroughly exhausted by the effort of getting there, and then languidly left the parlour, turning his bulging head over his shoulder to indulge in a patheticoeilladeere he vanished.
The Prophet watched him go.
“Close the door, Frederick Smith,” cried Malkiel, in a meaning manner.
The Prophet blushed a guilty red, and the young librarian obeyed with a bang.
“And now, sir, I must request you to take a solemn pledge in this vintage,” said Malkiel, placing one of the tumblers in the Prophet’s trembling hand.
“Really,” said the Prophet, “I am not at all thirsty.”
“Why should you be, sir? What has that got to do with it?” retorted Malkiel. “Lift your glass, sir.”
The Prophet obeyed.
“And now take this pledge—that, till the last day—”
“What day?”
“The last day, sir, you will reveal to no living person that there is such an individual as Malkiel, that you have ever met him, who he is, or who Madame and family are, unless I give the word. You have surprised my secret. You have forced yourself upon me. You owe me this. Drink!”
Mechanically the Prophet drank.
“Swear!”
Mechanically—indeed almost like a British working man—the Prophet swore.
Malkiel drained his tumbler, and drew on the dogskin glove which, in the agitation of a previous moment, he had thrown aside.
“I have your card, sir, here is mine. I shall now take the train to the River Mouse, on whose banks I shall confer at once with Madame. Till I have done this I cannot tell you what form the tests I shall have to apply to you will take. When I have done it you will hear from me. Your servant, sir.”
He bowed majestically, and was turning towards the door when it was hastily opened and a lady appeared frantically in the aperture.