Who can recount the advantages that wait,Dear Gallus, on the Military State?—For let me once, beneath a lucky star,Faint as I am of heart, and new to war,But join the camp, and that ascendant hour5Shall lord it o'er my fate with happier power,Than if a line from Venus should commendMy suit to Mars, or Juno stand my friend!And first, of benefits which all may share:'Tis somewhat—that no citizen shall dare10To strike you, or, though struck, return the blow:But waive the wrong; nor to the Prætor showHis teeth dashed out, his face deformed with gore,And eyes no skill can promise to restore!A Judge, if to the camp your plaints you bear,15Coarse shod, and coarser greaved, awaits you there:By antique law proceeds the cassocked sage,And rules prescribed in old Camillus' age;To wit,Let soldiers seek no foreign bench,Nor plead to any charge without the trench.20O nicely do Centurions sift the cause,When buff-and-belt-men violate the laws!And ample, if with reason we complain,Is, doubtless, the redress our injuries gain!Even so:—but the whole legion are our foes,25And, with determined aim, the award oppose."These sniveling rogues take special pleasure stillTo make the punishment outweigh the ill."So runs the cry; and he must be possestOf more, Vagellius, than thy iron breast,30Who braves their anger, and, with ten poor toes,Defies such countless hosts of hobnailed shoes.Who so untutored in the ways of Rome,Say, who so true a Pylades, to comeWithin the camp?—no; let thy tears be dried,35Nor ask that kindness, which must be denied,For, when the Court exclaims, "Your witness, here!"Let that firm friend, that man of men, appear,And testify but what he saw and heard;And I pronounce him worthy of the beard40And hair of our forefathers! You may findFalse witnesses against an honest hind,Easier than true (and who their fears can blame?),Against a soldier's purse, a soldier's fame!But there are other benefits, my friend,45And greater, which the sons of war attend:Should a litigious neighbor bid me yieldMy vale irriguous, and paternal field;Or from my bounds the sacred landmark tear,To which, with each revolving spring, I bear,50In pious duty to the grateful soil,My humble offerings, honey, meal, and oil;Or a vile debtor my just claims withstand,Deny his signet, and abjure his hand;Term after Term I wait, till months be past,55And scarce obtain a hearing at the last.Even when the hour is fixed, a thousand staysRetard my suit, a thousand vague delays:The cause is called, the witnesses attend,Chairs brought, and cushions laid—and there an end:60Cæditius finds his cloak or gown too hot,And Fuscus slips aside to seek the pot;Thus, with our dearest hopes the judges sport,And when we rise to speak, dismiss the Court!But spear-and-shield-men may command the hour;65The time to plead is always in their power;Nor are their wealth and patience worn away,By the slow drag-chain of the law's delay.Add that the soldier, while his father lives,And he alone, his wealth bequeaths or gives;70For what by pay is earned, by plunder won,The law declares, vests solely in the son.Coranus therefore sees his hoary sire,To gain his Will, by every art, aspire!—He rose by service; rank in fields obtained,75And well deserved the fortune which he gained.And every prudent chief must, sure, desire,That still the worthiest should the most acquire;That those who merit, their rewards should have,Trappings, and chains, and all that decks the brave.80
Who can recount the advantages that wait,Dear Gallus, on the Military State?—For let me once, beneath a lucky star,Faint as I am of heart, and new to war,But join the camp, and that ascendant hour5Shall lord it o'er my fate with happier power,Than if a line from Venus should commendMy suit to Mars, or Juno stand my friend!And first, of benefits which all may share:'Tis somewhat—that no citizen shall dare10To strike you, or, though struck, return the blow:But waive the wrong; nor to the Prætor showHis teeth dashed out, his face deformed with gore,And eyes no skill can promise to restore!A Judge, if to the camp your plaints you bear,15Coarse shod, and coarser greaved, awaits you there:By antique law proceeds the cassocked sage,And rules prescribed in old Camillus' age;To wit,Let soldiers seek no foreign bench,Nor plead to any charge without the trench.20O nicely do Centurions sift the cause,When buff-and-belt-men violate the laws!And ample, if with reason we complain,Is, doubtless, the redress our injuries gain!Even so:—but the whole legion are our foes,25And, with determined aim, the award oppose."These sniveling rogues take special pleasure stillTo make the punishment outweigh the ill."So runs the cry; and he must be possestOf more, Vagellius, than thy iron breast,30Who braves their anger, and, with ten poor toes,Defies such countless hosts of hobnailed shoes.Who so untutored in the ways of Rome,Say, who so true a Pylades, to comeWithin the camp?—no; let thy tears be dried,35Nor ask that kindness, which must be denied,For, when the Court exclaims, "Your witness, here!"Let that firm friend, that man of men, appear,And testify but what he saw and heard;And I pronounce him worthy of the beard40And hair of our forefathers! You may findFalse witnesses against an honest hind,Easier than true (and who their fears can blame?),Against a soldier's purse, a soldier's fame!But there are other benefits, my friend,45And greater, which the sons of war attend:Should a litigious neighbor bid me yieldMy vale irriguous, and paternal field;Or from my bounds the sacred landmark tear,To which, with each revolving spring, I bear,50In pious duty to the grateful soil,My humble offerings, honey, meal, and oil;Or a vile debtor my just claims withstand,Deny his signet, and abjure his hand;Term after Term I wait, till months be past,55And scarce obtain a hearing at the last.Even when the hour is fixed, a thousand staysRetard my suit, a thousand vague delays:The cause is called, the witnesses attend,Chairs brought, and cushions laid—and there an end:60Cæditius finds his cloak or gown too hot,And Fuscus slips aside to seek the pot;Thus, with our dearest hopes the judges sport,And when we rise to speak, dismiss the Court!But spear-and-shield-men may command the hour;65The time to plead is always in their power;Nor are their wealth and patience worn away,By the slow drag-chain of the law's delay.Add that the soldier, while his father lives,And he alone, his wealth bequeaths or gives;70For what by pay is earned, by plunder won,The law declares, vests solely in the son.Coranus therefore sees his hoary sire,To gain his Will, by every art, aspire!—He rose by service; rank in fields obtained,75And well deserved the fortune which he gained.And every prudent chief must, sure, desire,That still the worthiest should the most acquire;That those who merit, their rewards should have,Trappings, and chains, and all that decks the brave.80