Chapter 2

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.Drawing Lesson No. 24.Two men sailing a boat“Off for a Sail.”John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his paper on the following Monday, either.Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.To do business a man must have dollars and sense.

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.Drawing Lesson No. 24.Two men sailing a boat“Off for a Sail.”John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his paper on the following Monday, either.Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.To do business a man must have dollars and sense.

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.

75.Your sole recreation—To cause a sensation!

75.

Your sole recreation—

To cause a sensation!

76.Your photo-book will change this year,And former fav’rites disappear.

76.

Your photo-book will change this year,

And former fav’rites disappear.

77.To keep single, you’ll contrive,Up to prudent twenty-five.

77.

To keep single, you’ll contrive,

Up to prudent twenty-five.

78.Your destiny is hard to fix,Bitter and sweet so freely mix.

78.

Your destiny is hard to fix,

Bitter and sweet so freely mix.

79.Love requited—vows well plighted!Hearts and hands for aye united!

79.

Love requited—vows well plighted!

Hearts and hands for aye united!

80.This year a treasure you’ll discover—A brownstone house and brimstone lover.

80.

This year a treasure you’ll discover—

A brownstone house and brimstone lover.

81.The wedding bells soon merrilyShall ring a chime to gladden thee.

81.

The wedding bells soon merrily

Shall ring a chime to gladden thee.

Drawing Lesson No. 24.Two men sailing a boat“Off for a Sail.”John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his paper on the following Monday, either.Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.To do business a man must have dollars and sense.

Drawing Lesson No. 24.

“Off for a Sail.”

John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his paper on the following Monday, either.

Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.

To do business a man must have dollars and sense.

Drawing Lesson No. 25.Three pictures: a steam-engine; a fortified tower of some sort; a dog by a cupboard.BRAIN-NERVE.Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is—who live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is far worse than pain—is very large, and is or has been apparently increasing.For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted asWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00.THE EXCESSES OF YOUTHAre drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative properties ofWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.NIGHT SWEATSare a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting,Debilityin some form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency toCONSUMPTIONor over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down.WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERWill stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. The “Renewer” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalledTonic of True Merit.

Drawing Lesson No. 25.Three pictures: a steam-engine; a fortified tower of some sort; a dog by a cupboard.BRAIN-NERVE.Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is—who live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is far worse than pain—is very large, and is or has been apparently increasing.For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted asWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00.THE EXCESSES OF YOUTHAre drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative properties ofWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.NIGHT SWEATSare a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting,Debilityin some form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency toCONSUMPTIONor over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down.WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERWill stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. The “Renewer” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalledTonic of True Merit.

Drawing Lesson No. 25.

BRAIN-NERVE.Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is—who live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is far worse than pain—is very large, and is or has been apparently increasing.For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted asWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00.

BRAIN-NERVE.

Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is—who live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is far worse than pain—is very large, and is or has been apparently increasing.

For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted asWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.

It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00.

THE EXCESSES OF YOUTHAre drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative properties ofWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.NIGHT SWEATSare a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting,Debilityin some form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency toCONSUMPTIONor over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down.WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERWill stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. The “Renewer” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalledTonic of True Merit.

THE EXCESSES OF YOUTH

Are drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative properties ofWELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.

NIGHT SWEATSare a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting,Debilityin some form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency toCONSUMPTIONor over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down.

WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER

Will stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. The “Renewer” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalledTonic of True Merit.

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.Drawing Lesson No. 26.On the beach. A lady reading from the Seaside Sibyl to her two male companions.The “Seaside Sibyl” on the Beach.An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny he does not know; they’re getting up fairs.Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go around!”

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.Drawing Lesson No. 26.On the beach. A lady reading from the Seaside Sibyl to her two male companions.The “Seaside Sibyl” on the Beach.An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny he does not know; they’re getting up fairs.Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go around!”

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.

82.Sighing and dying and wretchedly tryingTo look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.

82.

Sighing and dying and wretchedly trying

To look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.

83.When you go out to sea to fish,You’ll catch the very thing you wish.

83.

When you go out to sea to fish,

You’ll catch the very thing you wish.

84.To Asbury Park you will repair,Where men may smoke and drink—the air.

84.

To Asbury Park you will repair,

Where men may smoke and drink—the air.

85.You soon must solve the problem grave—“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?

85.

You soon must solve the problem grave—

“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?

86.If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,Your lot shall be right joyful.

86.

If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,

Your lot shall be right joyful.

87.Some dress to live: but you, I guess,Like many, only live to dress.

87.

Some dress to live: but you, I guess,

Like many, only live to dress.

88.A sphere in life you will ensure,Where men are true and women pure.

88.

A sphere in life you will ensure,

Where men are true and women pure.

Drawing Lesson No. 26.On the beach. A lady reading from the Seaside Sibyl to her two male companions.The “Seaside Sibyl” on the Beach.An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny he does not know; they’re getting up fairs.Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go around!”

Drawing Lesson No. 26.

The “Seaside Sibyl” on the Beach.

An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.

“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny he does not know; they’re getting up fairs.

Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go around!”

Drawing Lesson No. 27.A large rat, bespectacled, pointing to tins of Rough on Rats and lecturing to a circle of diminishingly-sized rats.Lecture on “Rough on Rats.”—“This is what killed your poor father. Shun it. Avoid anything containing it throughout your future useful(?) careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”

Drawing Lesson No. 27.A large rat, bespectacled, pointing to tins of Rough on Rats and lecturing to a circle of diminishingly-sized rats.Lecture on “Rough on Rats.”—“This is what killed your poor father. Shun it. Avoid anything containing it throughout your future useful(?) careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”

Drawing Lesson No. 27.

Lecture on “Rough on Rats.”—“This is what killed your poor father. Shun it. Avoid anything containing it throughout your future useful(?) careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.Drawing Lesson No. 28.Two people coming out of the sea. They’ve been paddling.“The Bath.”—Osprey Beach.“There’s a letter in the candle,” is the title of a new song. It’s a pretty production, but yet we can’t help thinking that if the letter stays there long it’s going to get scorched so that no one can read it.Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told that right in the centre of the hind hoofs of every live mule there is a little lump of gold, which can be easily dug out with a penknife.There’s one pleasant thing about house cleaning. A man can straddle himself out in the parlor for a day or two and spit on the floor without spoiling a Brussels carpet.

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.Drawing Lesson No. 28.Two people coming out of the sea. They’ve been paddling.“The Bath.”—Osprey Beach.“There’s a letter in the candle,” is the title of a new song. It’s a pretty production, but yet we can’t help thinking that if the letter stays there long it’s going to get scorched so that no one can read it.Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told that right in the centre of the hind hoofs of every live mule there is a little lump of gold, which can be easily dug out with a penknife.There’s one pleasant thing about house cleaning. A man can straddle himself out in the parlor for a day or two and spit on the floor without spoiling a Brussels carpet.

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.

89.Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—Picnic, music, flirting, doting—These your pastimes best worth noting!

89.

Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—

Picnic, music, flirting, doting—

These your pastimes best worth noting!

90.When vanities bring weariness,You’ll seek a rural wilderness—Meet penance for your wickedness!

90.

When vanities bring weariness,

You’ll seek a rural wilderness—

Meet penance for your wickedness!

91.Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.

91.

Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,

Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.

92.Your seaside dreams of love and moneyWill end in country milk and honey.

92.

Your seaside dreams of love and money

Will end in country milk and honey.

93.How sweet to thee is love’s young dreamWhen gliding down the placid stream.

93.

How sweet to thee is love’s young dream

When gliding down the placid stream.

94.Dear captive feet are now set freeTo skip and dance right merrily,As winter stealeth o’er the sea.

94.

Dear captive feet are now set free

To skip and dance right merrily,

As winter stealeth o’er the sea.

Drawing Lesson No. 28.Two people coming out of the sea. They’ve been paddling.“The Bath.”—Osprey Beach.“There’s a letter in the candle,” is the title of a new song. It’s a pretty production, but yet we can’t help thinking that if the letter stays there long it’s going to get scorched so that no one can read it.Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told that right in the centre of the hind hoofs of every live mule there is a little lump of gold, which can be easily dug out with a penknife.There’s one pleasant thing about house cleaning. A man can straddle himself out in the parlor for a day or two and spit on the floor without spoiling a Brussels carpet.

Drawing Lesson No. 28.

“The Bath.”—Osprey Beach.

“There’s a letter in the candle,” is the title of a new song. It’s a pretty production, but yet we can’t help thinking that if the letter stays there long it’s going to get scorched so that no one can read it.

Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told that right in the centre of the hind hoofs of every live mule there is a little lump of gold, which can be easily dug out with a penknife.

There’s one pleasant thing about house cleaning. A man can straddle himself out in the parlor for a day or two and spit on the floor without spoiling a Brussels carpet.

Drawing Lesson No. 29.A boat, made out of a Buchu-Paiba bottle, flying flags for Rough on Rats and Wells’ Health Renewer. The crew are throwing lifebelts to people in the sea, and in the waves the words RESCUED FROM KIDNEY AND BLADDER AFFECTIONS appear.

Drawing Lesson No. 29.A boat, made out of a Buchu-Paiba bottle, flying flags for Rough on Rats and Wells’ Health Renewer. The crew are throwing lifebelts to people in the sea, and in the waves the words RESCUED FROM KIDNEY AND BLADDER AFFECTIONS appear.

Drawing Lesson No. 29.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.Drawing Lesson No. 30.A bearded gentleman, under a tree, lecturing a group of seated ladies with parasols.“The Place Where the Good Folks Go.”—Ocean Grove.The time for a man to stand firmly by Job’s example is when he washes his face with home-made soap and begins to paw around over the chairs with his eyes shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is told that the towel is in the drawer, but the keys are lost.A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins.Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down town.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.Drawing Lesson No. 30.A bearded gentleman, under a tree, lecturing a group of seated ladies with parasols.“The Place Where the Good Folks Go.”—Ocean Grove.The time for a man to stand firmly by Job’s example is when he washes his face with home-made soap and begins to paw around over the chairs with his eyes shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is told that the towel is in the drawer, but the keys are lost.A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins.Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down town.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.

95.You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—It must be the Comet that made them so queer.

95.

You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—

It must be the Comet that made them so queer.

96.You’ll have in place of dance hall skipsHoly greetings from brethren’s lips—Prayer meetings: good fellowships.

96.

You’ll have in place of dance hall skips

Holy greetings from brethren’s lips—

Prayer meetings: good fellowships.

97.The happy day is drawing nigh—To all your pains and cares good-bye!

97.

The happy day is drawing nigh—

To all your pains and cares good-bye!

98.The summer dies, and birds of preyTo city haunts now fly away.

98.

The summer dies, and birds of prey

To city haunts now fly away.

99.You’re leaving now to meet no moreThe only one you could adore.

99.

You’re leaving now to meet no more

The only one you could adore.

100.To young and old I bid farewell,And will next year their fortunes tell.

100.

To young and old I bid farewell,

And will next year their fortunes tell.

Drawing Lesson No. 30.A bearded gentleman, under a tree, lecturing a group of seated ladies with parasols.“The Place Where the Good Folks Go.”—Ocean Grove.The time for a man to stand firmly by Job’s example is when he washes his face with home-made soap and begins to paw around over the chairs with his eyes shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is told that the towel is in the drawer, but the keys are lost.A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins.Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down town.

Drawing Lesson No. 30.

“The Place Where the Good Folks Go.”—Ocean Grove.

The time for a man to stand firmly by Job’s example is when he washes his face with home-made soap and begins to paw around over the chairs with his eyes shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is told that the towel is in the drawer, but the keys are lost.

A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins.

Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down town.

IMPORTANT.LAWS OF HEALTH.Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws of Health.COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time.KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours.EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no highly spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no mince pies; eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a full meal on going to bed.THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use “WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.”USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment.KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool.DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer.AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity.GET ALL the out-door exercise possible.BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than once a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you.CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal.BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or vulgar companions.PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICEShould enclose $5.00 for special medicines.SPECIAL MEDICINES.If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, and sufficient sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month.E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City.NO GOODS SENT C. O. D.Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered Letter or Express. Write your name and address plainly.

IMPORTANT.LAWS OF HEALTH.Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws of Health.COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time.KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours.EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no highly spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no mince pies; eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a full meal on going to bed.THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use “WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.”USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment.KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool.DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer.AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity.GET ALL the out-door exercise possible.BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than once a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you.CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal.BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or vulgar companions.PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICEShould enclose $5.00 for special medicines.SPECIAL MEDICINES.If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, and sufficient sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month.E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City.NO GOODS SENT C. O. D.Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered Letter or Express. Write your name and address plainly.

IMPORTANT.

LAWS OF HEALTH.

Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws of Health.

COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time.

KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours.

EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no highly spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no mince pies; eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a full meal on going to bed.

THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use “WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.”

USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment.

KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool.

DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer.

AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity.

GET ALL the out-door exercise possible.

BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than once a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you.

CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal.

BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or vulgar companions.

PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICE

Should enclose $5.00 for special medicines.

SPECIAL MEDICINES.

If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, and sufficient sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month.

E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City.

NO GOODS SENT C. O. D.

Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered Letter or Express. Write your name and address plainly.

(New Style Label Adopted Feb’y, 1882.)WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERGreatest of all Remedies for Impotence, Debility, OR WASTING, LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES.AN INCOMPARABLE BRAIN FOOD, Alterative and Tonic.SKINNY MEN.If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Piles, Night Sweats, Decline, Consumption, Palpitation,Wells’ Health Renewerwill cure you. If lacking flesh, vital, brainDYSPEPSIAor nerve force, use “Wells’ Health Renewer,” greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, Leanness, Sexual Debility. Absolute cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness of the Generative Functions. Clears Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The great Reliable Tonic for General Debility or Special Weakness of any function.WEAKNESSA complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, Faintness, Excesses, Advancing Age, Ague, Chills, Female Weakness, &c.Price $1.00.E. S. WELLS, Chemist, Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor.OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. Jersey City, N. J.DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST.LABEL RECORDED.DON’T PAY MORE.—Ten cents will buy a package “Wells’ May Apple Pills”; best anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, 25c.[NEW STYLE LABEL.]CHAPIN’STRADE MARK.BUCHU-PAIBAKidneyandUrinary CureBUCHU-PAIBACatarrhof theBladderA sailing ship at seaChapin’s Buchu-Paiba.—A quick, complete cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, Urinary, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick Dust, Gonorrhœa, Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, Inflammation, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c.Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, by express, prepaid, $1.25.Chapin’s Injection Fleuris to be used with Buchu-paiba, in cases of Impure or Diseased Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent by express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express prepaid, on receipt of $2.25.E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A.A page of adverts for Wells’ products. Text as above.

(New Style Label Adopted Feb’y, 1882.)WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERGreatest of all Remedies for Impotence, Debility, OR WASTING, LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES.AN INCOMPARABLE BRAIN FOOD, Alterative and Tonic.SKINNY MEN.If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Piles, Night Sweats, Decline, Consumption, Palpitation,Wells’ Health Renewerwill cure you. If lacking flesh, vital, brainDYSPEPSIAor nerve force, use “Wells’ Health Renewer,” greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, Leanness, Sexual Debility. Absolute cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness of the Generative Functions. Clears Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The great Reliable Tonic for General Debility or Special Weakness of any function.WEAKNESSA complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, Faintness, Excesses, Advancing Age, Ague, Chills, Female Weakness, &c.Price $1.00.E. S. WELLS, Chemist, Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor.OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. Jersey City, N. J.DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST.LABEL RECORDED.DON’T PAY MORE.—Ten cents will buy a package “Wells’ May Apple Pills”; best anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, 25c.[NEW STYLE LABEL.]CHAPIN’STRADE MARK.BUCHU-PAIBAKidneyandUrinary CureBUCHU-PAIBACatarrhof theBladderA sailing ship at seaChapin’s Buchu-Paiba.—A quick, complete cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, Urinary, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick Dust, Gonorrhœa, Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, Inflammation, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c.Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, by express, prepaid, $1.25.Chapin’s Injection Fleuris to be used with Buchu-paiba, in cases of Impure or Diseased Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent by express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express prepaid, on receipt of $2.25.E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A.A page of adverts for Wells’ products. Text as above.

(New Style Label Adopted Feb’y, 1882.)WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWERGreatest of all Remedies for Impotence, Debility, OR WASTING, LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES.AN INCOMPARABLE BRAIN FOOD, Alterative and Tonic.SKINNY MEN.If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Piles, Night Sweats, Decline, Consumption, Palpitation,Wells’ Health Renewerwill cure you. If lacking flesh, vital, brainDYSPEPSIAor nerve force, use “Wells’ Health Renewer,” greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, Leanness, Sexual Debility. Absolute cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness of the Generative Functions. Clears Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The great Reliable Tonic for General Debility or Special Weakness of any function.WEAKNESSA complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, Faintness, Excesses, Advancing Age, Ague, Chills, Female Weakness, &c.Price $1.00.E. S. WELLS, Chemist, Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor.OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. Jersey City, N. J.DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST.LABEL RECORDED.DON’T PAY MORE.—Ten cents will buy a package “Wells’ May Apple Pills”; best anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, 25c.

(New Style Label Adopted Feb’y, 1882.)

WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER

Greatest of all Remedies for Impotence, Debility, OR WASTING, LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES.

AN INCOMPARABLE BRAIN FOOD, Alterative and Tonic.

SKINNY MEN.

If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Piles, Night Sweats, Decline, Consumption, Palpitation,Wells’ Health Renewerwill cure you. If lacking flesh, vital, brain

DYSPEPSIA

or nerve force, use “Wells’ Health Renewer,” greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, Leanness, Sexual Debility. Absolute cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness of the Generative Functions. Clears Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The great Reliable Tonic for General Debility or Special Weakness of any function.

WEAKNESS

A complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, Faintness, Excesses, Advancing Age, Ague, Chills, Female Weakness, &c.

Price $1.00.

E. S. WELLS, Chemist, Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor.

OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. Jersey City, N. J.

DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST.

LABEL RECORDED.

DON’T PAY MORE.—Ten cents will buy a package “Wells’ May Apple Pills”; best anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, 25c.

[NEW STYLE LABEL.]CHAPIN’STRADE MARK.BUCHU-PAIBAKidneyandUrinary CureBUCHU-PAIBACatarrhof theBladderA sailing ship at seaChapin’s Buchu-Paiba.—A quick, complete cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, Urinary, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick Dust, Gonorrhœa, Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, Inflammation, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c.Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, by express, prepaid, $1.25.Chapin’s Injection Fleuris to be used with Buchu-paiba, in cases of Impure or Diseased Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent by express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express prepaid, on receipt of $2.25.E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A.

[NEW STYLE LABEL.]

CHAPIN’S

TRADE MARK.

BUCHU-PAIBA

KidneyandUrinary Cure

BUCHU-PAIBA

Catarrhof theBladder

Chapin’s Buchu-Paiba.—A quick, complete cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, Urinary, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick Dust, Gonorrhœa, Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, Inflammation, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c.

Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, by express, prepaid, $1.25.

Chapin’s Injection Fleuris to be used with Buchu-paiba, in cases of Impure or Diseased Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent by express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express prepaid, on receipt of $2.25.

E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A.

Drawing Lesson No. 31.ASK FORROUGH on RATSAdvert: Ask for Rough on Rats15 CENT & 25 CENT BOXES.

Drawing Lesson No. 31.ASK FORROUGH on RATSAdvert: Ask for Rough on Rats15 CENT & 25 CENT BOXES.

Drawing Lesson No. 31.

ASK FORROUGH on RATS

15 CENT & 25 CENT BOXES.

Evening Journal Print, Jersey City, N. J.


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