Die.
They are so hard-hearted here too,
They will not dye, there's nothing got by Burials.
Lop.
Diego, the Air's too pure, they cannot perish.
To have a thin Stipend, and an everlasting Parish,
Lord what a torment 'tis!
Die.
Good sensible Master,
You are allow'd to pray against all weathers,
(Both foul, and fair, as you shall find occasion)
Why not against all airs?
Lop.
That's not i'th' Canons.
I would it had, 'tis out of our way forty pence.
Die.
'Tis strange, they are starv'd too yet they will not die here,
They will not earth: a good stout plague amongst 'em,
Or half a dozen new fantastical Fevers
That would turn up their heels by whole-sale (Master)
And take the Doctors too, in their grave Counsels,
That there might be no natural help for mony:
How merrily would my Bells goe then?
Lop. PeaceDiego,
The Doctors are our friends, let's please them well.
For though they kill but slow, they are certain,Diego,
We must remove into a muddy Air,
A most contagious Climate.
Die.
We must certain,
An air that is the nursery of agues,
Such agues (Master) that will shake mens souls out,
Ne're stay for Possets, nor good old wives plasters.
Lop.
Gowts and dead Palsies.
Die.
The dead do's well at all times,
Yet Gowts will hang an arse a long time (Master)
The Pox, or English Surfeits if we had 'em;
Those are rich marle, they make a Church-yard fat,
And make the Sexton sing, they never miss, Sir.
Lop.
Then Wills and Funeral Sermons come in season,
And Feasts that make us frolick.
Die.
Would I could see 'em.
Lop.
And though I weep i'th' Pulpit for my Brother,
Yet (Diego) here I laugh.
Die.
The cause requires it.
Lop.
Since people left to die I am dunce,Diego.
Die. 'Tis a strange thing, I have forgot to dig too.
Lea.
A pretious pair of youths! I must make toward'em.
Lop.
Who's that? look it seems he would speak to us.
I hope a Marriage, or some Will to make,Diego.
Die.
My friend your business?
Lea.
'Tis to that grave Gentleman;
Bless your good learning, Sir.
Lop.
And bless you also,
He bears a promising face, there's some hope toward.
Lea.
I have a Letter to your worship.
Lop.
Well Sir,
From whence I pray you?
Lea.
FromNova Hispania, Sir,
And from an ancient friend of yours.
Lop.
'Tis well, Sir,
'Tis very well: the devil a-one I know there.
Die.
Take heed of a Snap, Sir, h'as a cozening countenance
do not like his way.
Lop.
Let him goe forward.
Cantabit vacuus, They that have nothing fear nothing,
All I have to lose,Diego, is my learning,
And when he has gotten that, he may put it in a Nut shell.
LETTER READ.
Signior Lopez, Since my arrival fromCordovato these parts, I have written divers Letters unto you, but as yet received no Answer of any(Good and very good)And although so great a forgetfulness might cause a want in my due correspondence, yet the desire I have still to serve you must more prevail with me(Better and better: the devil a man know I yet)and therefore with the present occasion offered I am willing to crave a continuance of the favours, which I have heretofore received from you, and do recommend my SonLeandrothe Bearer to you with request that he may be admitted in that Universitie till such time as I shall arrive at home; his studies he will make you acquainted withall; This kindness shall supply the want of your slackness: And so heaven keep you.
Yours
Alonzo Tiveria.
Alonzo Tiveria, very well,
A very ancient friend of mine, I take it,
For till this hour I never heard his name yet.
Lea.
You look, Sir, as if ye had forgot my Father.
Lop.
No, no, I look, as I would remember him,
For that I never remembred, I cannot forget, Sir,
Alonzo Tiveria?
Lea.
The same, Sir.
Lop.
And now i'th'Indies?
Lea.
Yes.
Lop.
He may be any where,
For ought that I consider.
Lea.
Think again, Sir,
You were Students both at one time inSalamanca,
And, as I take it, Chamber-fellows.
Lop.
Ha?
Lea.
Nay, sure you must remember.
Lop.
Would I could.
Lea.
I have heard him say, you were Gossips too.
Lop.
Very likely,
You did not hear him say, to whom? for we Students
May oft-times over-reach our memories.
Do'st thou remember,Diego, this same Signiour?
Thou hast been mine these twenty years.
Die.
Remember?
Why this Fellow would make ye mad:Nova Hispania?
And SigniourTiveria? what are these?
He may as well name ye Friends out ofCataya.
Take heed I beseech your worship: do you hear, (my friend?)
You have no Letters for me?
Lea.
Not any letter,
But I was charged to doe my Fathers love
To the old honest SextonDiego: are you he, Sir?
Di[e].
Ha? have I friends, and know 'em not? my name isDiego,
But if either I remember you or your Father,
OrNova Hispania(I was never there Sir)
Or any kindred that you have—for heaven-sake, Master,
Let's cast about a little, and consider,
We may dream out our time.
Lea.
It seems I am deceiv'd, Sir,
Yet, that you areDon Lopezall men tell me,
The Curate here, and have been some time, Sir,
And you the SextonDiego, such I am sent to,
The letter tells as much: may be they are dead,
And you of the like names succeed: I thank ye Gentlemen,
Ye have done honestly, in telling truth,
I might have been forward else. For to thatLopez,
That was my Fathers friend, I had a charge,
(A charge of mony) to deliver (Gentlemen)
Five hundred Duckets, a poor small gratuity,
But since you are not he—
Lop.
Good Sir, let me think,
I pray ye be patient,
Pray ye stay a little,
Nay, let me remember, I beseech ye stay, Sir.
Die.
An honest noble friend, that sends so lovingly;
An old friend too; I shall remember sure, Sir.
Lop.
Thou sayst trueDiego.
Die.
'Pray ye consider quickly,
Doe, doe, by any means, me thinks already
A grave staid gentleman comes to my memory.
Lea.
He's old indeed, sir.
Die.
With a goodly white Beard,
(For now he must be so: I know he must be)
Signior Alonzo, Master.
Lop.
I begin to have him.
Die.
H'as been from hence, about some twenty years, sir.
Lea.
Some five and twenty, sir.
Die.
You say most true, Sir,
Just to an hour; 'tis now just five and twenty,
A fine straight timber'd man, and a brave soldier,
He married: let me see,—
Lea.