HE FOLLOWED THE FOX

He followed the foxI

IFOLLOWED the fox, tally ho!I followed the fox, with a go, by Joe!As swift as a swallow, or crow,Wo ho!The ditch, is a cropper, hello!I am in it! and out, and a show!Am asked to the next, won't go!

The Honest young cashierHHE was a courteous manager—a Bosser of the Bank,He filled the post of Chairman, and other seats of rank.But he was never envied, his screw was almost nil—Ten thousand pounds per annum, and chances from the till.One day, when he was wiping his specks, thought he, "I hold,I'm working all for nothing by a heap of solid gold.I'll make of it a custom, a couple of months or so,To leave the strong room open as in and out I go.And fitfully in absence of mind, I'll drop my bunchOf keys about, and leave them when going down for lunch.The point of which is plainly, that on a certain night,I'll seize on all the Bullion, and fix it out of sight.I will not be suspected, I'll do whate'er I please,For I have clinked the vintage with nobles and M.P.'s;And though I know he's honest, I'll make it so appear,That I will prove the robber, is the honest young cashier.They'll pass a vote of censure, that I did leave behind,My keys, and strong room open, but, pshaw! I need not mind.'Twill come out on the trial, I'll make it sure and clear,'Twas all of too much trust in the honest young cashier."He left the strong room open; he left his keys about,Upon his mantle-shelf, and desk, anon when he went out—A custom not unnoticed by him, the young cashier,Who got a stick of wax, and what he did with it is clear.One night there was a darkness, like crape upon the land,And such a gust and thunder, a man could hardly stand.The tempest was so fearsome, that if you spoke in shouts,'Twould only be a tangle of tipsy words and doubts.'Twas on that gloomy evening, the honest young cashier,Bespoke him to the manager, and "Sir," said he, "Look here,The staff is nearly idle, and so I think you mightExcuse me now, I'm wanting to do a thing to-night?""Well, you may go and do it." He went, and down he stoleInto the lonely coal-hole, behind a lump of coal,And trussed him like a hedgehog upon the slack till sure,He heard the distant slamming, that closed the outer door.Then stole him from the coal-hole, he stole him up the stairs,He ambushed on the landing, for fear of unawares.He stole into the strong-room, and stealing out his key,He stole it to the keyhole, and opened cautiously.He looted off that evening as much as he could hold,'Twas close on half a million, and all in solid gold.'Twas on that self-same evening the chairman thought 'twas right,To work his own manœuvre, 'twas such a roughish night.Three overcoats were on him, with pockets every side,Ten carpet bags he carried, and all were deep and wide.He also had a hatbox, and novel thought, and bright;He stitched a row of stockings behind him out of sight,He loaned a sealskin wallet, a whalebone gingham tent,And through the garden gate he skid, and down the town he went.He skirmished through the darkness, he skulked against the wind,He spankled by some people, and left them all behind.He slewed around a corner, and up the lane he slank,And shuffled thro' the wicket of the courtyard of the Bank.He ducked into the back door, and picking up the stair,He sneaked into the strong room, and, heavens! what was there?The iron door was open, and all the heap of goldWas gone! He sank with horror, and to the floor he rolled.And from beneath the tables and corners of the room,Three coppers scrambled on him, like shadows of his doom.They put him on his trial, and heedless of his rank,He got an awful sentence, for robbing of the Bank.It proves that men are mortal, the sequel I have here,The bankers called a meeting, they called the young cashier.Said they, "You have impressed us with great integritee,We'll give the future management of all the Bank to thee."They made a testimonial, and signed it every one,'Twas cornered with the pictures of specious deeds he'd done;And on the scroll in beauty, of art did there appear,The tribute of their homage to the honest young cashier.When you prepare for robbing, don't leave your keys about,For fear a wax impression be taken while you're out;And do not come in second, or it might be your doomTo chance upon three bobbies from the corners of the room.

HE was a courteous manager—a Bosser of the Bank,He filled the post of Chairman, and other seats of rank.But he was never envied, his screw was almost nil—Ten thousand pounds per annum, and chances from the till.One day, when he was wiping his specks, thought he, "I hold,I'm working all for nothing by a heap of solid gold.I'll make of it a custom, a couple of months or so,To leave the strong room open as in and out I go.And fitfully in absence of mind, I'll drop my bunchOf keys about, and leave them when going down for lunch.The point of which is plainly, that on a certain night,I'll seize on all the Bullion, and fix it out of sight.I will not be suspected, I'll do whate'er I please,For I have clinked the vintage with nobles and M.P.'s;And though I know he's honest, I'll make it so appear,That I will prove the robber, is the honest young cashier.

HE was a courteous manager—a Bosser of the Bank,

He filled the post of Chairman, and other seats of rank.

But he was never envied, his screw was almost nil—

Ten thousand pounds per annum, and chances from the till.

One day, when he was wiping his specks, thought he, "I hold,

I'm working all for nothing by a heap of solid gold.

I'll make of it a custom, a couple of months or so,

To leave the strong room open as in and out I go.

And fitfully in absence of mind, I'll drop my bunch

Of keys about, and leave them when going down for lunch.

The point of which is plainly, that on a certain night,

I'll seize on all the Bullion, and fix it out of sight.

I will not be suspected, I'll do whate'er I please,

For I have clinked the vintage with nobles and M.P.'s;

And though I know he's honest, I'll make it so appear,

That I will prove the robber, is the honest young cashier.

They'll pass a vote of censure, that I did leave behind,My keys, and strong room open, but, pshaw! I need not mind.'Twill come out on the trial, I'll make it sure and clear,'Twas all of too much trust in the honest young cashier."

They'll pass a vote of censure, that I did leave behind,

My keys, and strong room open, but, pshaw! I need not mind.

'Twill come out on the trial, I'll make it sure and clear,

'Twas all of too much trust in the honest young cashier."

He left the strong room open; he left his keys about,Upon his mantle-shelf, and desk, anon when he went out—A custom not unnoticed by him, the young cashier,Who got a stick of wax, and what he did with it is clear.

He left the strong room open; he left his keys about,

Upon his mantle-shelf, and desk, anon when he went out—

A custom not unnoticed by him, the young cashier,

Who got a stick of wax, and what he did with it is clear.

One night there was a darkness, like crape upon the land,And such a gust and thunder, a man could hardly stand.The tempest was so fearsome, that if you spoke in shouts,'Twould only be a tangle of tipsy words and doubts.'Twas on that gloomy evening, the honest young cashier,Bespoke him to the manager, and "Sir," said he, "Look here,The staff is nearly idle, and so I think you mightExcuse me now, I'm wanting to do a thing to-night?"

One night there was a darkness, like crape upon the land,

And such a gust and thunder, a man could hardly stand.

The tempest was so fearsome, that if you spoke in shouts,

'Twould only be a tangle of tipsy words and doubts.

'Twas on that gloomy evening, the honest young cashier,

Bespoke him to the manager, and "Sir," said he, "Look here,

The staff is nearly idle, and so I think you might

Excuse me now, I'm wanting to do a thing to-night?"

"Well, you may go and do it." He went, and down he stoleInto the lonely coal-hole, behind a lump of coal,And trussed him like a hedgehog upon the slack till sure,He heard the distant slamming, that closed the outer door.Then stole him from the coal-hole, he stole him up the stairs,He ambushed on the landing, for fear of unawares.He stole into the strong-room, and stealing out his key,He stole it to the keyhole, and opened cautiously.He looted off that evening as much as he could hold,'Twas close on half a million, and all in solid gold.

"Well, you may go and do it." He went, and down he stole

Into the lonely coal-hole, behind a lump of coal,

And trussed him like a hedgehog upon the slack till sure,

He heard the distant slamming, that closed the outer door.

Then stole him from the coal-hole, he stole him up the stairs,

He ambushed on the landing, for fear of unawares.

He stole into the strong-room, and stealing out his key,

He stole it to the keyhole, and opened cautiously.

He looted off that evening as much as he could hold,

'Twas close on half a million, and all in solid gold.

'Twas on that self-same evening the chairman thought 'twas right,To work his own manœuvre, 'twas such a roughish night.Three overcoats were on him, with pockets every side,Ten carpet bags he carried, and all were deep and wide.He also had a hatbox, and novel thought, and bright;He stitched a row of stockings behind him out of sight,He loaned a sealskin wallet, a whalebone gingham tent,And through the garden gate he skid, and down the town he went.He skirmished through the darkness, he skulked against the wind,He spankled by some people, and left them all behind.He slewed around a corner, and up the lane he slank,And shuffled thro' the wicket of the courtyard of the Bank.He ducked into the back door, and picking up the stair,He sneaked into the strong room, and, heavens! what was there?The iron door was open, and all the heap of goldWas gone! He sank with horror, and to the floor he rolled.

'Twas on that self-same evening the chairman thought 'twas right,

To work his own manœuvre, 'twas such a roughish night.

Three overcoats were on him, with pockets every side,

Ten carpet bags he carried, and all were deep and wide.

He also had a hatbox, and novel thought, and bright;

He stitched a row of stockings behind him out of sight,

He loaned a sealskin wallet, a whalebone gingham tent,

And through the garden gate he skid, and down the town he went.

He skirmished through the darkness, he skulked against the wind,

He spankled by some people, and left them all behind.

He slewed around a corner, and up the lane he slank,

And shuffled thro' the wicket of the courtyard of the Bank.

He ducked into the back door, and picking up the stair,

He sneaked into the strong room, and, heavens! what was there?

The iron door was open, and all the heap of gold

Was gone! He sank with horror, and to the floor he rolled.

And from beneath the tables and corners of the room,Three coppers scrambled on him, like shadows of his doom.

And from beneath the tables and corners of the room,

Three coppers scrambled on him, like shadows of his doom.

They put him on his trial, and heedless of his rank,He got an awful sentence, for robbing of the Bank.

They put him on his trial, and heedless of his rank,

He got an awful sentence, for robbing of the Bank.

It proves that men are mortal, the sequel I have here,The bankers called a meeting, they called the young cashier.Said they, "You have impressed us with great integritee,We'll give the future management of all the Bank to thee."

It proves that men are mortal, the sequel I have here,

The bankers called a meeting, they called the young cashier.

Said they, "You have impressed us with great integritee,

We'll give the future management of all the Bank to thee."

They made a testimonial, and signed it every one,'Twas cornered with the pictures of specious deeds he'd done;And on the scroll in beauty, of art did there appear,The tribute of their homage to the honest young cashier.

They made a testimonial, and signed it every one,

'Twas cornered with the pictures of specious deeds he'd done;

And on the scroll in beauty, of art did there appear,

The tribute of their homage to the honest young cashier.

When you prepare for robbing, don't leave your keys about,For fear a wax impression be taken while you're out;And do not come in second, or it might be your doomTo chance upon three bobbies from the corners of the room.

When you prepare for robbing, don't leave your keys about,

For fear a wax impression be taken while you're out;

And do not come in second, or it might be your doom

To chance upon three bobbies from the corners of the room.

The Road to London

PRETTY maiden, all the way,All the way, all the way,Pretty maiden, why so gay,On the road, to London?"Will you give that rose to me?""That's the flower, of love," said she,"I'll not give this rose to thee,On the road, to London.""I have got a love, and he,Is a good heart, true to me,'Tis for him, this rose you see,On the road, to London.""Where is now, that love?" asked he,"He's away from me," cried she,"But he'll soon return to me,On the road, to London.""Would you know him, an' he beWaiting there, by yonder tree?""Aye would I, on land or sea,Or the road, to London!""Then my sweetest, I am he,Give that rose of love to me,I have come, to greet with thee,On the road, to London!"Then he flung his cloak aside,"I have come to make a bride,Of the fairest, far and wide,On the road, to London."Then she laughed at him, and chaffed,Unromantic, chaffed, and laughed;Till he thought, that she was daft,On the road, to London."No!" said she "That's not the way,Parted lovers, meet to-day,'Tis by note, or wire, they say'On the road, to London.'"So 'twere best, thou didst by flight,Take thy footsteps, out of sight,Lest my love, per fortune, mightStrike the road, to London!"We've been having shrimps and tea,He's a champion knock out; HeCould knock spots off you," said she,On the road, to London."See! my spouse, from yonder gap,Cometh like a thunder clap!""Ho! then here's for the first lap!On the road, to London."

PRETTY maiden, all the way,All the way, all the way,Pretty maiden, why so gay,On the road, to London?

PRETTY maiden, all the way,

All the way, all the way,

Pretty maiden, why so gay,

On the road, to London?

"Will you give that rose to me?""That's the flower, of love," said she,"I'll not give this rose to thee,On the road, to London."

"Will you give that rose to me?"

"That's the flower, of love," said she,

"I'll not give this rose to thee,

On the road, to London."

"I have got a love, and he,Is a good heart, true to me,'Tis for him, this rose you see,On the road, to London."

"I have got a love, and he,

Is a good heart, true to me,

'Tis for him, this rose you see,

On the road, to London."

"Where is now, that love?" asked he,"He's away from me," cried she,"But he'll soon return to me,On the road, to London."

"Where is now, that love?" asked he,

"He's away from me," cried she,

"But he'll soon return to me,

On the road, to London."

"Would you know him, an' he beWaiting there, by yonder tree?""Aye would I, on land or sea,Or the road, to London!"

"Would you know him, an' he be

Waiting there, by yonder tree?"

"Aye would I, on land or sea,

Or the road, to London!"

"Then my sweetest, I am he,Give that rose of love to me,I have come, to greet with thee,On the road, to London!"

"Then my sweetest, I am he,

Give that rose of love to me,

I have come, to greet with thee,

On the road, to London!"

Then he flung his cloak aside,"I have come to make a bride,Of the fairest, far and wide,On the road, to London."

Then he flung his cloak aside,

"I have come to make a bride,

Of the fairest, far and wide,

On the road, to London."

Then she laughed at him, and chaffed,Unromantic, chaffed, and laughed;Till he thought, that she was daft,On the road, to London.

Then she laughed at him, and chaffed,

Unromantic, chaffed, and laughed;

Till he thought, that she was daft,

On the road, to London.

"No!" said she "That's not the way,Parted lovers, meet to-day,'Tis by note, or wire, they say'On the road, to London.'

"No!" said she "That's not the way,

Parted lovers, meet to-day,

'Tis by note, or wire, they say

'On the road, to London.'

"So 'twere best, thou didst by flight,Take thy footsteps, out of sight,Lest my love, per fortune, mightStrike the road, to London!

"So 'twere best, thou didst by flight,

Take thy footsteps, out of sight,

Lest my love, per fortune, might

Strike the road, to London!

"We've been having shrimps and tea,He's a champion knock out; HeCould knock spots off you," said she,On the road, to London.

"We've been having shrimps and tea,

He's a champion knock out; He

Could knock spots off you," said she,

On the road, to London.

"See! my spouse, from yonder gap,Cometh like a thunder clap!""Ho! then here's for the first lap!On the road, to London."

"See! my spouse, from yonder gap,

Cometh like a thunder clap!"

"Ho! then here's for the first lap!

On the road, to London."

WHILE poking my umbrella into the cracks and crannies that serve to vary the monotonous setting of the stones of a certain Pyramid of Egypt, I scraped away a portion of mortar or cement, and was agreeably surprised, by discovering a roll, of what I fondly hoped might be a bundle of faded Bank of England notes; but on closer inspection, it proved to be a scroll of papyrus, thickly covered with curious hieroglyphics.

They throw a misty light on the history of the O'Tooles, for written in a strange mingling of blank verse, and ballad metre, they purport to give a correct version of the account of the Deluge; in which disaster, it appears that a worthy ancestor of the said family played a conspicuous, and important part.

An Addenda accounting for their presence in the pyramid is appended, and contains the plausible statement, that it was actually a descendant of the said O'Toole, who designed and built the tombs of the Pharoahs, and adopted this subtle means of sending his name down to these remote ages.

Some savants and Egyptologists will cavil at this startling information, but I happen to be in possession of a three cornered cypher that runs thro' the composition of their architecture, which will be of convincing merit, when I have time to issue the seven folio volumes, which I am not preparing at present, in connection with this important subject.

The opening line proves that the Ballad must have been composed at a much earlier period than that of the deluge.

'TWAS in the raal ould antient times, when there wasn't any probabilityOf thruth at all in anything, before the world was dhrownded,An' the people spoke in Irish, with a wonderful facility,Before their undherstandin's wor be foreign tongues confounded,It was just about this pariod of the fine ould anshint historyOf the murnful earth, that Pat O'Toole, the Irishman was born,He gev the information,In a noisy intimationOf his presence, rather early, on a Whitsun Monday morn,But it's not all out particular, or anything material,To the thruth consarnin' all about the narrative I've spun,The story of his birth, or the mirthUpon this earth,That shook his father's rafthers, with rousin' rounds of fun.Whin Pat at last had come of age, It took a hundred years or so,For then the men lived longer, and a minor wasn't free,To slip out of the chancery,An' from his legal infancy,To come into his property,Till the end of a century;Well it was just about that time a floatin' big menagerie,Was bein' built by Noah, in the exhibition thrade,—He advertised, an' posted it, got editorial puffs on it,Explainin' that 'twould be the best, that ever yet was made.He had it pasted up on walls, dhrawn out in yalla, red, an' green,A lion tamer tooWas dhrew,In puce, an' royal blue,A hairy bowld gorilla new,He got from Mossoo Doo Shalloo,An elephant with thrunk, hooroo!The plaziozarus, and emu,A wild hoopoo,A cockatoo,An' the boxin' kangaroo,He had it hoarded round, awayFrom thim that didn't want to pay,An' guarded all be polis, in a private public park,He paid a man that cried "Hooray!"In shouts you'd hear a mile away,"Come in, an' see the menagerie, that's cotch for Noah's Ark,Come look at the wild menagerie, before the flood of wet comes down,For thin ye won't have time to see, ye'll all be dhrownded thin!The glass is goin' down to-dayAn' sure from far Americay,A blizzard's on the thrack I hear, so lose no time, come in!"Twas thin O'Toole, the Irishman, pushed wid his elbows thro' the crowd,He dhropped his tanner, an' he wint into the show that day,An' as he thrapsed along the decks, an' in the howld, an' up an' down,He sudden got a pleasin' thought, an' thin he went away,He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never towld a single sowl,He kep' it dark, so there was none to budge, or tell the tale,He wint to Father Mooney, an' he took the pledge agin' the drink,An' in the sheds of his back yard, he built a fleet of sail,He whistled as he worked, an' took a soothin' whiff of honest weed,—That wasn't 'dultherated wid cabbage laves, or such,—"I'll prove that Noah's out of it,"He sung, an' took an airy fitOf step dancin', "I'll make a hit, an' lave him on a crutch!"He saw that Noah advertised, in notices around about,He'd have to charge the passengers, to save them from the flood,'Twas such a dirty selfish thrick, that nobody could stand to it;But like a thrue born Irishman, siz Pat, siz he, "I couldCollect thim all,Both great an' small,An' won't give him a chance at all,I'll spoil his speculation, an' I'll save thim from the flood!"Wid that he wandhered round the world, an' gathered curiosities,Of every sortins of the male, an' of the faymale kind,An' thin embarked thim in his fleet, until he had them all complate,He didn't lave a quadruped, or bird, or midge behind,He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never wint upon the dhrink,An' out of every pub, they missed his presence round the town,Until the sky was gettin dark,An' thin the hatches of the ark,Wor overhauled by Noah, an' the wet kem peltin' down,Thin Japhet, Shem, an' Ham, stood on the threshowld of their father's ark,An' shouted to the thousands, that wor in the teemin' rain,"Shut up yer umberellas quick, an' save yerselves for half-a-crown,Ye'll never have a chance like this, in all yer lives again!For if ye want to save yer wives,Or if ye'd like to lave yer wives,Or maybe wish to save yer lives!It's half a crown, come in,The world will all be dhrownded soon!We know it be the risin' moon,A wheel of mist is round her boys,Come in, an' save yer skin!"The charge was rather high, an' so they didn't get a sowl to go,For thin the royal mint was low, an' everyone was poor,"Ah! what's the use of bawlin' there?" siz Noah, from his aisy chair,"Yer only blatherin to the air! come in an' hasp the door,"Just thin the wathers risin' high, the people all began to cry,An' scrambled to the places dhry, as fast as they could whail;Whin all at once they seen a show, for from the distance down below,Came Captain Pat O'Toole hooroo! an' all his fleet of sail!He scattered life belts in the flood, an' empty casks, an' chunks of wood,An' everything he possibly could, with nets, an' ropes, an' thongsHe dhragged thim in by hook, or crook, a tinker, king, a thramp or duke,By fishin' line, or anchor fluke, an' several pairs of tongs,The elephant loaned out his thrunk,To male or faymale, in their funkOf wather,—without whiskey,—dhrunk;An' risin' thro' the wreckOf the cowld deluge, teemin' round,Giraffe, an' ostrich, scoured the ground,An' every dhrownin' sowl they found,They saved them by a neck!For Pat was known, to bird, an' baste,Of kindly heart, an' so a taste,Of pleasin' gratitude they placed,For help of Captain Pat,While fore, an aft, an' every tack,The captain scrambled like a black,—With freight of men, his punts to pack—In specks, an' bright top hat.On larboard, or on starboard side, whatever dhrownin'Crowds he spied, he dhragged them in wid wholesale pride,As quick as jumpin' cat!The blind an' lame, the short, an' tall, the wild, an' tame,The great, an' small, wid tubs he came, an' saved them all,The skinny, round, an' fat.He didn't care,At front or rare,Or head or tail,No matther where,He didn't fail,By skin, or hair,Whin once he cotch a grip,He hawled thim in with frightened howls, upon the decks, as thick as rowls;Till all the world of livin' sowls, wor safe in every ship!!He saved the King of Snookaroo, he had no trowsers on, its thrue,But what is that to me or you? he saved him all the same,There was no bigotry in Pat, an' in the bussel of the king,He stuck a boat hook, with a spring, an' saved him all the same!The Rooshan Bear he did not shirk, he cotch him on a three-pronged fork,And wrastlin' with a furious Turk, he dumped thim on the deck,The Chinese Emperor; he squat around a lamp, siz he to Pat,"O Captain take me out of that,"Pat scruffed him be the neck,"O do not save the Jap he said,He has no pigtail on his head,The bad pernicious chap!"—But Pat hauled in the Jap.Outside a public house, the sign was loaded with the muses nine,They shouted "Pat ah! throw a line, we've all been on the dhrink,"Siz Pat "Although I'll never brake the pledge meself, here, thry an' takeHowld of the teeth of this owld rake," and raked thim in like wink!Three judges of a county coort, wor by the wathers taken short,O throth, it must have been the sport, to see their dhreepin' wigs!"Ketch on to this!" said Pat O'Toole, an' like a soft, good natured fool,He flung a lawyer's 'lastic rule, an' dhragged thim in like pigs,We'd all be innocent, in bliss, with ne'er a polis, but for this,The judges shouted, "do not miss"—and dashed their dhreepin' wigs,"O save the polismen!" they cried, "There's thirteen on a roof outside;"An' with some knotted sthrips of hide, he mopped them in like pigs,"Now ships ahoy!"siz Pat, "We mayPut out to say,Without delay,An' while its day,We'll start away,Before the rising gale,"Thin from a bog oak, three-legg'd stool,He took the sun, with a two foot rule,An' round the world, went Pat O'Toole,An' all his fleet of sail!'Twas on St. Swithin's day, the wet began, an' rained for forty days,An' forty nights, it blundhered out the thunder, lift an' right,Whin like a merricle it stopped, the sun came out, said Pat O'Toole,"Hooroo! there's land ahoy! the tops of Wicklow are in sight!"An' then he brought his ships around, an' dhropped a cargo everywhere,In counthries where they'd propagate, an' where he thought they'd fit,He made a present to the blacks, of lions and the tigers, andThe serpents and the monkeys, and such awkward perquisit,He gev the Esquimaux, the bears, an' with the Rooshins, left a few,An' dhropped a hungry wolf or two, to make the bargain square,The mustang, and the buffaloe, the red man of the wilderness,To bowld Amerikay he gev, an' still you'll find thim there,To Hindoostan, the elephant, an' hippopotamus he gev,The alligator, crocodile,The simple vulture too,The divil for Tasmania, the 'possum, an' the parakeet,He brought out to Osthreelia, with the boundin' kangaroo.He left the Isle of Man the last, an' gev a three-legged cat that passedOne day, beneath a fallin' mast, an' cut her tail in two!The only thing he missed, in this regard of all the captain done,He didn't save the Irish elk, 'twas dhrownded be the flood,But still we can't find fault with him, he made it up to Erin, forHe didn't lave a reptile there, an' did a power of good.But while the Captain, Pat O'Toole, was coastin' round, an' dhroppin' men,An' elephants, an' butterflies, behind him in his thrack,The ark with Noah, and his wife, an' childer, sthruck on Ararat,An' sprung a leak, an' all at once, became a total wrack!Whin Noah got his specks, an' saw by manes of different telegrams,How Pat O'Toole had been at work, his heart within him sunk,Siz he unto his Familee, "Let one of you's, sit up for me,"Thin slipped around the corner, and he dhrank till he got dhrunk.But Pat O'Toole, he always kep' the pledge, he took before the flood,He lived for eighteen hundred years, a blameless sort of life,And whin he died, the Hill of Howth was built up for his monument,And Ireland's eye was modelled out, in memory of his wife.

'TWAS in the raal ould antient times, when there wasn't any probability

Of thruth at all in anything, before the world was dhrownded,

An' the people spoke in Irish, with a wonderful facility,

Before their undherstandin's wor be foreign tongues confounded,

It was just about this pariod of the fine ould anshint history

Of the murnful earth, that Pat O'Toole, the Irishman was born,

He gev the information,

In a noisy intimation

Of his presence, rather early, on a Whitsun Monday morn,

But it's not all out particular, or anything material,To the thruth consarnin' all about the narrative I've spun,The story of his birth, or the mirthUpon this earth,That shook his father's rafthers, with rousin' rounds of fun.

But it's not all out particular, or anything material,

To the thruth consarnin' all about the narrative I've spun,

The story of his birth, or the mirth

Upon this earth,

That shook his father's rafthers, with rousin' rounds of fun.

Whin Pat at last had come of age, It took a hundred years or so,For then the men lived longer, and a minor wasn't free,To slip out of the chancery,An' from his legal infancy,To come into his property,Till the end of a century;

Whin Pat at last had come of age, It took a hundred years or so,

For then the men lived longer, and a minor wasn't free,

To slip out of the chancery,

An' from his legal infancy,

To come into his property,

Till the end of a century;

Well it was just about that time a floatin' big menagerie,Was bein' built by Noah, in the exhibition thrade,—He advertised, an' posted it, got editorial puffs on it,Explainin' that 'twould be the best, that ever yet was made.

Well it was just about that time a floatin' big menagerie,

Was bein' built by Noah, in the exhibition thrade,—

He advertised, an' posted it, got editorial puffs on it,

Explainin' that 'twould be the best, that ever yet was made.

He had it pasted up on walls, dhrawn out in yalla, red, an' green,A lion tamer tooWas dhrew,In puce, an' royal blue,A hairy bowld gorilla new,He got from Mossoo Doo Shalloo,An elephant with thrunk, hooroo!The plaziozarus, and emu,A wild hoopoo,A cockatoo,An' the boxin' kangaroo,He had it hoarded round, awayFrom thim that didn't want to pay,An' guarded all be polis, in a private public park,He paid a man that cried "Hooray!"In shouts you'd hear a mile away,"Come in, an' see the menagerie, that's cotch for Noah's Ark,Come look at the wild menagerie, before the flood of wet comes down,For thin ye won't have time to see, ye'll all be dhrownded thin!The glass is goin' down to-dayAn' sure from far Americay,A blizzard's on the thrack I hear, so lose no time, come in!"

He had it pasted up on walls, dhrawn out in yalla, red, an' green,

A lion tamer too

Was dhrew,

In puce, an' royal blue,

A hairy bowld gorilla new,

He got from Mossoo Doo Shalloo,

An elephant with thrunk, hooroo!

The plaziozarus, and emu,

A wild hoopoo,

A cockatoo,

An' the boxin' kangaroo,

He had it hoarded round, away

From thim that didn't want to pay,

An' guarded all be polis, in a private public park,

He paid a man that cried "Hooray!"

In shouts you'd hear a mile away,

"Come in, an' see the menagerie, that's cotch for Noah's Ark,

Come look at the wild menagerie, before the flood of wet comes down,

For thin ye won't have time to see, ye'll all be dhrownded thin!

The glass is goin' down to-day

An' sure from far Americay,

A blizzard's on the thrack I hear, so lose no time, come in!"

Twas thin O'Toole, the Irishman, pushed wid his elbows thro' the crowd,He dhropped his tanner, an' he wint into the show that day,An' as he thrapsed along the decks, an' in the howld, an' up an' down,He sudden got a pleasin' thought, an' thin he went away,He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never towld a single sowl,He kep' it dark, so there was none to budge, or tell the tale,He wint to Father Mooney, an' he took the pledge agin' the drink,An' in the sheds of his back yard, he built a fleet of sail,He whistled as he worked, an' took a soothin' whiff of honest weed,—That wasn't 'dultherated wid cabbage laves, or such,—"I'll prove that Noah's out of it,"He sung, an' took an airy fitOf step dancin', "I'll make a hit, an' lave him on a crutch!"He saw that Noah advertised, in notices around about,He'd have to charge the passengers, to save them from the flood,'Twas such a dirty selfish thrick, that nobody could stand to it;But like a thrue born Irishman, siz Pat, siz he, "I couldCollect thim all,Both great an' small,An' won't give him a chance at all,I'll spoil his speculation, an' I'll save thim from the flood!"

Twas thin O'Toole, the Irishman, pushed wid his elbows thro' the crowd,

He dhropped his tanner, an' he wint into the show that day,

An' as he thrapsed along the decks, an' in the howld, an' up an' down,

He sudden got a pleasin' thought, an' thin he went away,

He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never towld a single sowl,

He kep' it dark, so there was none to budge, or tell the tale,

He wint to Father Mooney, an' he took the pledge agin' the drink,

An' in the sheds of his back yard, he built a fleet of sail,

He whistled as he worked, an' took a soothin' whiff of honest weed,—

That wasn't 'dultherated wid cabbage laves, or such,—

"I'll prove that Noah's out of it,"

He sung, an' took an airy fit

Of step dancin', "I'll make a hit, an' lave him on a crutch!"

He saw that Noah advertised, in notices around about,

He'd have to charge the passengers, to save them from the flood,

'Twas such a dirty selfish thrick, that nobody could stand to it;

But like a thrue born Irishman, siz Pat, siz he, "I could

Collect thim all,

Both great an' small,

An' won't give him a chance at all,

I'll spoil his speculation, an' I'll save thim from the flood!"

Wid that he wandhered round the world, an' gathered curiosities,Of every sortins of the male, an' of the faymale kind,An' thin embarked thim in his fleet, until he had them all complate,He didn't lave a quadruped, or bird, or midge behind,He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never wint upon the dhrink,An' out of every pub, they missed his presence round the town,Until the sky was gettin dark,An' thin the hatches of the ark,Wor overhauled by Noah, an' the wet kem peltin' down,Thin Japhet, Shem, an' Ham, stood on the threshowld of their father's ark,An' shouted to the thousands, that wor in the teemin' rain,"Shut up yer umberellas quick, an' save yerselves for half-a-crown,Ye'll never have a chance like this, in all yer lives again!For if ye want to save yer wives,Or if ye'd like to lave yer wives,Or maybe wish to save yer lives!It's half a crown, come in,The world will all be dhrownded soon!We know it be the risin' moon,A wheel of mist is round her boys,Come in, an' save yer skin!"The charge was rather high, an' so they didn't get a sowl to go,For thin the royal mint was low, an' everyone was poor,"Ah! what's the use of bawlin' there?" siz Noah, from his aisy chair,"Yer only blatherin to the air! come in an' hasp the door,"Just thin the wathers risin' high, the people all began to cry,An' scrambled to the places dhry, as fast as they could whail;Whin all at once they seen a show, for from the distance down below,Came Captain Pat O'Toole hooroo! an' all his fleet of sail!

Wid that he wandhered round the world, an' gathered curiosities,

Of every sortins of the male, an' of the faymale kind,

An' thin embarked thim in his fleet, until he had them all complate,

He didn't lave a quadruped, or bird, or midge behind,

He kep' the saycret to himself, an' never wint upon the dhrink,

An' out of every pub, they missed his presence round the town,

Until the sky was gettin dark,

An' thin the hatches of the ark,

Wor overhauled by Noah, an' the wet kem peltin' down,

Thin Japhet, Shem, an' Ham, stood on the threshowld of their father's ark,

An' shouted to the thousands, that wor in the teemin' rain,

"Shut up yer umberellas quick, an' save yerselves for half-a-crown,

Ye'll never have a chance like this, in all yer lives again!

For if ye want to save yer wives,

Or if ye'd like to lave yer wives,

Or maybe wish to save yer lives!

It's half a crown, come in,

The world will all be dhrownded soon!

We know it be the risin' moon,

A wheel of mist is round her boys,

Come in, an' save yer skin!"

The charge was rather high, an' so they didn't get a sowl to go,

For thin the royal mint was low, an' everyone was poor,

"Ah! what's the use of bawlin' there?" siz Noah, from his aisy chair,

"Yer only blatherin to the air! come in an' hasp the door,"

Just thin the wathers risin' high, the people all began to cry,

An' scrambled to the places dhry, as fast as they could whail;

Whin all at once they seen a show, for from the distance down below,

Came Captain Pat O'Toole hooroo! an' all his fleet of sail!

He scattered life belts in the flood, an' empty casks, an' chunks of wood,An' everything he possibly could, with nets, an' ropes, an' thongsHe dhragged thim in by hook, or crook, a tinker, king, a thramp or duke,By fishin' line, or anchor fluke, an' several pairs of tongs,

He scattered life belts in the flood, an' empty casks, an' chunks of wood,

An' everything he possibly could, with nets, an' ropes, an' thongs

He dhragged thim in by hook, or crook, a tinker, king, a thramp or duke,

By fishin' line, or anchor fluke, an' several pairs of tongs,

The elephant loaned out his thrunk,To male or faymale, in their funkOf wather,—without whiskey,—dhrunk;An' risin' thro' the wreckOf the cowld deluge, teemin' round,Giraffe, an' ostrich, scoured the ground,An' every dhrownin' sowl they found,They saved them by a neck!For Pat was known, to bird, an' baste,Of kindly heart, an' so a taste,Of pleasin' gratitude they placed,For help of Captain Pat,While fore, an aft, an' every tack,The captain scrambled like a black,—With freight of men, his punts to pack—In specks, an' bright top hat.On larboard, or on starboard side, whatever dhrownin'Crowds he spied, he dhragged them in wid wholesale pride,As quick as jumpin' cat!The blind an' lame, the short, an' tall, the wild, an' tame,The great, an' small, wid tubs he came, an' saved them all,The skinny, round, an' fat.He didn't care,At front or rare,Or head or tail,No matther where,He didn't fail,By skin, or hair,Whin once he cotch a grip,He hawled thim in with frightened howls, upon the decks, as thick as rowls;Till all the world of livin' sowls, wor safe in every ship!!

The elephant loaned out his thrunk,

To male or faymale, in their funk

Of wather,—without whiskey,—dhrunk;

An' risin' thro' the wreck

Of the cowld deluge, teemin' round,

Giraffe, an' ostrich, scoured the ground,

An' every dhrownin' sowl they found,

They saved them by a neck!

For Pat was known, to bird, an' baste,

Of kindly heart, an' so a taste,

Of pleasin' gratitude they placed,

For help of Captain Pat,

While fore, an aft, an' every tack,

The captain scrambled like a black,—

With freight of men, his punts to pack—

In specks, an' bright top hat.

On larboard, or on starboard side, whatever dhrownin'

Crowds he spied, he dhragged them in wid wholesale pride,

As quick as jumpin' cat!

The blind an' lame, the short, an' tall, the wild, an' tame,

The great, an' small, wid tubs he came, an' saved them all,

The skinny, round, an' fat.

He didn't care,

At front or rare,

Or head or tail,

No matther where,

He didn't fail,

By skin, or hair,

Whin once he cotch a grip,

He hawled thim in with frightened howls, upon the decks, as thick as rowls;

Till all the world of livin' sowls, wor safe in every ship!!

He saved the King of Snookaroo, he had no trowsers on, its thrue,But what is that to me or you? he saved him all the same,There was no bigotry in Pat, an' in the bussel of the king,He stuck a boat hook, with a spring, an' saved him all the same!The Rooshan Bear he did not shirk, he cotch him on a three-pronged fork,And wrastlin' with a furious Turk, he dumped thim on the deck,

He saved the King of Snookaroo, he had no trowsers on, its thrue,

But what is that to me or you? he saved him all the same,

There was no bigotry in Pat, an' in the bussel of the king,

He stuck a boat hook, with a spring, an' saved him all the same!

The Rooshan Bear he did not shirk, he cotch him on a three-pronged fork,

And wrastlin' with a furious Turk, he dumped thim on the deck,

The Chinese Emperor; he squat around a lamp, siz he to Pat,"O Captain take me out of that,"Pat scruffed him be the neck,"O do not save the Jap he said,He has no pigtail on his head,The bad pernicious chap!"—But Pat hauled in the Jap.

The Chinese Emperor; he squat around a lamp, siz he to Pat,

"O Captain take me out of that,"

Pat scruffed him be the neck,

"O do not save the Jap he said,

He has no pigtail on his head,

The bad pernicious chap!"—But Pat hauled in the Jap.

Outside a public house, the sign was loaded with the muses nine,They shouted "Pat ah! throw a line, we've all been on the dhrink,"Siz Pat "Although I'll never brake the pledge meself, here, thry an' takeHowld of the teeth of this owld rake," and raked thim in like wink!Three judges of a county coort, wor by the wathers taken short,O throth, it must have been the sport, to see their dhreepin' wigs!"Ketch on to this!" said Pat O'Toole, an' like a soft, good natured fool,He flung a lawyer's 'lastic rule, an' dhragged thim in like pigs,We'd all be innocent, in bliss, with ne'er a polis, but for this,The judges shouted, "do not miss"—and dashed their dhreepin' wigs,"O save the polismen!" they cried, "There's thirteen on a roof outside;"An' with some knotted sthrips of hide, he mopped them in like pigs,

Outside a public house, the sign was loaded with the muses nine,

They shouted "Pat ah! throw a line, we've all been on the dhrink,"

Siz Pat "Although I'll never brake the pledge meself, here, thry an' take

Howld of the teeth of this owld rake," and raked thim in like wink!

Three judges of a county coort, wor by the wathers taken short,

O throth, it must have been the sport, to see their dhreepin' wigs!

"Ketch on to this!" said Pat O'Toole, an' like a soft, good natured fool,

He flung a lawyer's 'lastic rule, an' dhragged thim in like pigs,

We'd all be innocent, in bliss, with ne'er a polis, but for this,

The judges shouted, "do not miss"—and dashed their dhreepin' wigs,

"O save the polismen!" they cried, "There's thirteen on a roof outside;"

An' with some knotted sthrips of hide, he mopped them in like pigs,

"Now ships ahoy!"siz Pat, "We mayPut out to say,Without delay,An' while its day,We'll start away,Before the rising gale,"

"Now ships ahoy!"

siz Pat, "We may

Put out to say,

Without delay,

An' while its day,

We'll start away,

Before the rising gale,"

Thin from a bog oak, three-legg'd stool,He took the sun, with a two foot rule,An' round the world, went Pat O'Toole,An' all his fleet of sail!

Thin from a bog oak, three-legg'd stool,

He took the sun, with a two foot rule,

An' round the world, went Pat O'Toole,

An' all his fleet of sail!

'Twas on St. Swithin's day, the wet began, an' rained for forty days,An' forty nights, it blundhered out the thunder, lift an' right,Whin like a merricle it stopped, the sun came out, said Pat O'Toole,"Hooroo! there's land ahoy! the tops of Wicklow are in sight!"

'Twas on St. Swithin's day, the wet began, an' rained for forty days,

An' forty nights, it blundhered out the thunder, lift an' right,

Whin like a merricle it stopped, the sun came out, said Pat O'Toole,

"Hooroo! there's land ahoy! the tops of Wicklow are in sight!"

An' then he brought his ships around, an' dhropped a cargo everywhere,In counthries where they'd propagate, an' where he thought they'd fit,He made a present to the blacks, of lions and the tigers, andThe serpents and the monkeys, and such awkward perquisit,He gev the Esquimaux, the bears, an' with the Rooshins, left a few,An' dhropped a hungry wolf or two, to make the bargain square,The mustang, and the buffaloe, the red man of the wilderness,To bowld Amerikay he gev, an' still you'll find thim there,

An' then he brought his ships around, an' dhropped a cargo everywhere,

In counthries where they'd propagate, an' where he thought they'd fit,

He made a present to the blacks, of lions and the tigers, and

The serpents and the monkeys, and such awkward perquisit,

He gev the Esquimaux, the bears, an' with the Rooshins, left a few,

An' dhropped a hungry wolf or two, to make the bargain square,

The mustang, and the buffaloe, the red man of the wilderness,

To bowld Amerikay he gev, an' still you'll find thim there,

To Hindoostan, the elephant, an' hippopotamus he gev,The alligator, crocodile,The simple vulture too,The divil for Tasmania, the 'possum, an' the parakeet,He brought out to Osthreelia, with the boundin' kangaroo.He left the Isle of Man the last, an' gev a three-legged cat that passedOne day, beneath a fallin' mast, an' cut her tail in two!

To Hindoostan, the elephant, an' hippopotamus he gev,

The alligator, crocodile,

The simple vulture too,

The divil for Tasmania, the 'possum, an' the parakeet,

He brought out to Osthreelia, with the boundin' kangaroo.

He left the Isle of Man the last, an' gev a three-legged cat that passed

One day, beneath a fallin' mast, an' cut her tail in two!

The only thing he missed, in this regard of all the captain done,He didn't save the Irish elk, 'twas dhrownded be the flood,But still we can't find fault with him, he made it up to Erin, forHe didn't lave a reptile there, an' did a power of good.

The only thing he missed, in this regard of all the captain done,

He didn't save the Irish elk, 'twas dhrownded be the flood,

But still we can't find fault with him, he made it up to Erin, for

He didn't lave a reptile there, an' did a power of good.

But while the Captain, Pat O'Toole, was coastin' round, an' dhroppin' men,An' elephants, an' butterflies, behind him in his thrack,The ark with Noah, and his wife, an' childer, sthruck on Ararat,An' sprung a leak, an' all at once, became a total wrack!

But while the Captain, Pat O'Toole, was coastin' round, an' dhroppin' men,

An' elephants, an' butterflies, behind him in his thrack,

The ark with Noah, and his wife, an' childer, sthruck on Ararat,

An' sprung a leak, an' all at once, became a total wrack!

Whin Noah got his specks, an' saw by manes of different telegrams,How Pat O'Toole had been at work, his heart within him sunk,Siz he unto his Familee, "Let one of you's, sit up for me,"Thin slipped around the corner, and he dhrank till he got dhrunk.

Whin Noah got his specks, an' saw by manes of different telegrams,

How Pat O'Toole had been at work, his heart within him sunk,

Siz he unto his Familee, "Let one of you's, sit up for me,"

Thin slipped around the corner, and he dhrank till he got dhrunk.

But Pat O'Toole, he always kep' the pledge, he took before the flood,He lived for eighteen hundred years, a blameless sort of life,And whin he died, the Hill of Howth was built up for his monument,And Ireland's eye was modelled out, in memory of his wife.

But Pat O'Toole, he always kep' the pledge, he took before the flood,

He lived for eighteen hundred years, a blameless sort of life,

And whin he died, the Hill of Howth was built up for his monument,

And Ireland's eye was modelled out, in memory of his wife.

Sonnet on Shares

TO fill his glass as host,Was honour I did boast,And he spake to me one day, with a smile,"You wish to make a mark,Then to my counsel hark,In the Co., for which I'm chairman, put your pile."He was noble, he was good,Of the upper ten, his bloodÆsthetic tint of azure, all the while,A tone to conjure with,—I put my pile.The shares went down, O my!Was not a fool to buy;If I had been a savage on the Nile,I needn't pen this sonnet, with a sigh!

TO fill his glass as host,Was honour I did boast,And he spake to me one day, with a smile,

TO fill his glass as host,

Was honour I did boast,

And he spake to me one day, with a smile,

"You wish to make a mark,Then to my counsel hark,In the Co., for which I'm chairman, put your pile."He was noble, he was good,Of the upper ten, his bloodÆsthetic tint of azure, all the while,A tone to conjure with,—I put my pile.

"You wish to make a mark,

Then to my counsel hark,

In the Co., for which I'm chairman, put your pile."

He was noble, he was good,

Of the upper ten, his blood

Æsthetic tint of azure, all the while,

A tone to conjure with,—I put my pile.

The shares went down, O my!Was not a fool to buy;If I had been a savage on the Nile,I needn't pen this sonnet, with a sigh!

The shares went down, O my!

Was not a fool to buy;

If I had been a savage on the Nile,

I needn't pen this sonnet, with a sigh!

The Lucky Sixpence

YOU can't exist on nothing, when launched in wedded life—So a lucky battered sixpence, was all I gave my wife,And said to her one morning, "When another vessel startsI'll scoot, and make my fortune, in romantic foreign parts."And so I went and scooted, but how the thing was done,Was not like any pic-nic, or passage made for fun.We had hardly left the Channel, and were in the offing yet,When the steward heard me snoring in the quiet lazarette.I found a PurseIt wasn't quite successful—the voyage—after this,And when we got out foreign, I didn't land in bliss.I worked my passage over, but the captain wasn't kind,And all I got for wages, was a compliment behind!And thus I was a failure, my later life was worse,When twenty years were over, at last I found a purse.It made me sad, and homesick, and tired of foreign life,"I'll start," says I, "for Europe, and try and find my wife."I sought her when I landed, but everything was changed,And high and low I wandered, and far and near I ranged;I put her full description in several ads.—at lastMy flag of hope that fluttered, came half-way down the mast.I went, and I enlisted all in the bluecoat ranks;And took to promenading along the Liffey banks.I made a measured survey of curbstones in the squares,And prowled behind the corners, for pouncing unawares.Twelve months of measured pacing, had gone since I began;I hadn't run a prisoner, the time was all I ran;And when the year had vanished, said the sergeant, "Halt, O'Brine!You haven't run a prisoner, you'll have to draw the line."That night I went and drew it—'twas peeping through a blind!—I got some information, of suspicious work behind.The act I had my eye on, was a woman with some lead,I watched her squeeze a sixpence, in wad of toughened bread.A chance of some distinction was here, I could not shirk,I peeled my worsted mittens, and bravely went to work.I double somersaulted the window—'twas a doI picked up in Australia, from a foreign kangaroo.I lighted on the table, not quite upon my feet,But, ah! her guilty terror was evidence complete."Wot's this," said I, impounding the lead, and bread, and tin;"I've caught you in the act, ma'am, I'll have to run you in."They put her on her trial, and the evidence began,I swore my information, like a polis and a man;I showed a silver sixpence, with a hole in it defined,And showed them how I telescoped my presence thro' the blind.The jury found her guilty, the judge condemned her then,To go into retirement, where she couldn't coin again."O, sure I wasn't coinin', mavourneen judge asthore,'Twas the sixpence of my sweetheart that's on a foreign shore.A lucky one he gave me, he stayed away too long.I wanted for to change it, and thought it wasn't wrongTo take its little photograph, for the sake of bein' his wife."Said the Judge, "It doesn't matter, I've sentenced you for life!"I saw her disappearing, from my eye behind the dock,O, ham an fowl! it's awful, to think upon the shock.I staggered with my baton to the sergeant, and I swore,He had made me run too many, I'd seek a foreign shore.

YOU can't exist on nothing, when launched in wedded life—

So a lucky battered sixpence, was all I gave my wife,

And said to her one morning, "When another vessel starts

I'll scoot, and make my fortune, in romantic foreign parts."

And so I went and scooted, but how the thing was done,Was not like any pic-nic, or passage made for fun.We had hardly left the Channel, and were in the offing yet,When the steward heard me snoring in the quiet lazarette.

And so I went and scooted, but how the thing was done,

Was not like any pic-nic, or passage made for fun.

We had hardly left the Channel, and were in the offing yet,

When the steward heard me snoring in the quiet lazarette.

I found a Purse

It wasn't quite successful—the voyage—after this,And when we got out foreign, I didn't land in bliss.I worked my passage over, but the captain wasn't kind,And all I got for wages, was a compliment behind!

It wasn't quite successful—the voyage—after this,

And when we got out foreign, I didn't land in bliss.

I worked my passage over, but the captain wasn't kind,

And all I got for wages, was a compliment behind!

And thus I was a failure, my later life was worse,When twenty years were over, at last I found a purse.It made me sad, and homesick, and tired of foreign life,"I'll start," says I, "for Europe, and try and find my wife."

And thus I was a failure, my later life was worse,

When twenty years were over, at last I found a purse.

It made me sad, and homesick, and tired of foreign life,

"I'll start," says I, "for Europe, and try and find my wife."

I sought her when I landed, but everything was changed,And high and low I wandered, and far and near I ranged;I put her full description in several ads.—at lastMy flag of hope that fluttered, came half-way down the mast.

I sought her when I landed, but everything was changed,

And high and low I wandered, and far and near I ranged;

I put her full description in several ads.—at last

My flag of hope that fluttered, came half-way down the mast.

I went, and I enlisted all in the bluecoat ranks;And took to promenading along the Liffey banks.I made a measured survey of curbstones in the squares,And prowled behind the corners, for pouncing unawares.

I went, and I enlisted all in the bluecoat ranks;

And took to promenading along the Liffey banks.

I made a measured survey of curbstones in the squares,

And prowled behind the corners, for pouncing unawares.

Twelve months of measured pacing, had gone since I began;I hadn't run a prisoner, the time was all I ran;And when the year had vanished, said the sergeant, "Halt, O'Brine!You haven't run a prisoner, you'll have to draw the line."

Twelve months of measured pacing, had gone since I began;

I hadn't run a prisoner, the time was all I ran;

And when the year had vanished, said the sergeant, "Halt, O'Brine!

You haven't run a prisoner, you'll have to draw the line."

That night I went and drew it—'twas peeping through a blind!—I got some information, of suspicious work behind.The act I had my eye on, was a woman with some lead,I watched her squeeze a sixpence, in wad of toughened bread.

That night I went and drew it—'twas peeping through a blind!—

I got some information, of suspicious work behind.

The act I had my eye on, was a woman with some lead,

I watched her squeeze a sixpence, in wad of toughened bread.

A chance of some distinction was here, I could not shirk,I peeled my worsted mittens, and bravely went to work.I double somersaulted the window—'twas a doI picked up in Australia, from a foreign kangaroo.

A chance of some distinction was here, I could not shirk,

I peeled my worsted mittens, and bravely went to work.

I double somersaulted the window—'twas a do

I picked up in Australia, from a foreign kangaroo.

I lighted on the table, not quite upon my feet,But, ah! her guilty terror was evidence complete."Wot's this," said I, impounding the lead, and bread, and tin;"I've caught you in the act, ma'am, I'll have to run you in."

I lighted on the table, not quite upon my feet,

But, ah! her guilty terror was evidence complete.

"Wot's this," said I, impounding the lead, and bread, and tin;

"I've caught you in the act, ma'am, I'll have to run you in."

They put her on her trial, and the evidence began,I swore my information, like a polis and a man;I showed a silver sixpence, with a hole in it defined,And showed them how I telescoped my presence thro' the blind.

They put her on her trial, and the evidence began,

I swore my information, like a polis and a man;

I showed a silver sixpence, with a hole in it defined,

And showed them how I telescoped my presence thro' the blind.

The jury found her guilty, the judge condemned her then,To go into retirement, where she couldn't coin again."O, sure I wasn't coinin', mavourneen judge asthore,'Twas the sixpence of my sweetheart that's on a foreign shore.

The jury found her guilty, the judge condemned her then,

To go into retirement, where she couldn't coin again.

"O, sure I wasn't coinin', mavourneen judge asthore,

'Twas the sixpence of my sweetheart that's on a foreign shore.

A lucky one he gave me, he stayed away too long.I wanted for to change it, and thought it wasn't wrongTo take its little photograph, for the sake of bein' his wife."Said the Judge, "It doesn't matter, I've sentenced you for life!"

A lucky one he gave me, he stayed away too long.

I wanted for to change it, and thought it wasn't wrong

To take its little photograph, for the sake of bein' his wife."

Said the Judge, "It doesn't matter, I've sentenced you for life!"

I saw her disappearing, from my eye behind the dock,O, ham an fowl! it's awful, to think upon the shock.I staggered with my baton to the sergeant, and I swore,He had made me run too many, I'd seek a foreign shore.

I saw her disappearing, from my eye behind the dock,

O, ham an fowl! it's awful, to think upon the shock.

I staggered with my baton to the sergeant, and I swore,

He had made me run too many, I'd seek a foreign shore.

A Wall Flower SonnetA Wall Flower Sonnet

SHE was charming, full of grace,A hostess, you could placeIn a higher sphere, than that in which she shone,"I've a partner you should meet,A girl, extremely sweet!"And for the dance she always put me on,But meetings of regret,Were maidens that I met,My hostess was a gay designing one,Her wallflowers were too plain,The waltz did give me pain,I took a B. and S. and I was gone!She played with me, too often put me on,My hostess was a gay designing one!

SHE was charming, full of grace,

A hostess, you could place

In a higher sphere, than that in which she shone,

"I've a partner you should meet,

A girl, extremely sweet!"

And for the dance she always put me on,

But meetings of regret,

Were maidens that I met,

My hostess was a gay designing one,

Her wallflowers were too plain,

The waltz did give me pain,

I took a B. and S. and I was gone!

She played with me, too often put me on,

My hostess was a gay designing one!

Paradoxical WordsH

HE was up on the hustings, and thrashed with his tongue,The air in a socialistic vein,And as an employer, for the workers he felt,By proxy,—a sympathetic pain!A pang, that the few could wallow in their wealth,Whilst many—their brothers—should sweat,"But ha!" shouted he, with a chuckle, and a grin,"You'll be having a millenium of it yet!"He taught that the masters should share with the men,He scouted, with pitiless vim,The right of the master, to more than his man,For his man was the master of him,Then they flourished their hats, for the precept, with hope,That to practice, he might be content;But the confidence trick, is a hustings resource,And to part, wasn't just what he meant:He spoke, as a speech is the fashion to-day,In loud paradoxical words,As a titled Premier of the Commons, would shout,"Down down with the House of Lords."But still, 'twas a hopeful, and beautiful proof,That the cause of the toiler, was just,And he wouldn't have to wait, very long for a snack,From the sugar ornamented upper crust,In a very little time, he'd be gathering his whack,From the azure-fired diamond—upper dust,"You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,Put me into Parliament, and then,You'll find it a fact, we'll pass every act,For your chums, and your kids, working men,The hours you will work, will be eight, working men,On Saturday, not quarter so late,And another holiday, in the middle of the week,We'll give you, by the laws of the state,With a capon, or a duck, on your plate,O put me into Parliament, andwait!You'll be having the land parcelled out into bits,You'll be all of you fixed in the soil,And spontaniety of crops you will reap,Without any trouble or toil.The screw will extend for each working man,Employers will have to screw back,Till tailored by the act, in polished top hats,You'll all be as gents in the track!We'll cut away the taxes, by the laws that we'll pass!You won't have to pay any rate!You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,O put me into Parliament, andwait!"And thus with emotional foliated flights,He spoke like the clashing of swords,As a titled Premier of the Commons would shout,"Down down with the House of Lords!"He finished his speech in a thunder of cheers,The welkin was knocked into splits,And he smuggled off home, by the rear, or his trap,They'd have looted for souvenir bits!With the conscience of one, who believes he has done,What was really the best, for himself,He retired into bed, that night, and he fellFast asleep, like a saint on a shelf.It might have been a very short period of time,Or maybe it might have been long,When he woke with a buzz like a bee in his ear,Or the purr of a tom cat's song.It might be the bizz of a wasp, or the hum,Of a foraging blue bottle fly,But no! 'twas the sound of the whizz of a drill!'Twas then that he opened his eye.He jumped up in bed, and he cried with an oath,"What's that, that you're doing, you scamp?"To a burglar brave, who was sampling his room,With a bag, jemmy, brace, and a lamp.Then the burglar grinned in an amicable way,For a diplomatic cracker was he,And he wouldn't take offence at the oath of a man,Who had only awoke, said he,"I was down at the meetin' an' heerd every word,When you gave out the socialist pay,An' I am a bloke wot swears by the truthOf the beautiful words that you say.That's whoy I am here, for my slice of the swag,That you've pinched, by employin' your men.I'm tottin' up the stock, in a confidential way,For an equal division of it then,For mate, I'm a pal of a Socialistic turn,Wot tries to do everythink straight,We'll halve them between us, the jewels and coin,An' make an even deal of the plate."But out from the bed, with a jump in his shirt,The candidate sprang to the floor,Said he, "I may preach, but to practice is bosh!"And leaped with a shout to the door.But the cracker of cribs, with a colt in his fist,Was first, and with that at the noseOf the candidate, muttered "You'll die of the cold,If you don't burrow under the clothes!"So don't make a row," said that burglar brave,"But jerk into bed out of sight,I hate to be put upon when I'm at work,An' Boss, this is my busy night!"Now jest let me fasten a gag on yer mouth,You know that it's wrong, to alarmYour neighbours at night, when they're wantin' to sleep,Quick! into this noose with each arm,There! now, with that beautiful knot on your pins,You cawn't say as how yer to blame,If I pinch all I can in the regular way,Of the grabber's contemptible game!"He opened the safe, and he smashed the bureau,He looted the drawers, and shelf,Of the plate, and the clocks, and the watches, and cash,From the cabinet, quick as an elf.Slid everything down to his pal, with a rope,And then he slid down it himself,They drove with the swag, from the terrace amain,In a couple of hired out traps;And the city, was billed on the following day,With the Special Editions in caps!'Twas a reasonable period, from the incident above,That a solemn deputation came down,For the candidate to speak in a socialistic vein,To the voters of the east of London town:"We'll be looking for you there, on waggon No. I.Near the arch, that's of marble, in the park,"But he pointed to the door "O tell them that I'm dead;For cram it! I am not up to the mark,"

HE was up on the hustings, and thrashed with his tongue,

The air in a socialistic vein,

And as an employer, for the workers he felt,

By proxy,—a sympathetic pain!

A pang, that the few could wallow in their wealth,

Whilst many—their brothers—should sweat,

"But ha!" shouted he, with a chuckle, and a grin,

"You'll be having a millenium of it yet!"

He taught that the masters should share with the men,He scouted, with pitiless vim,The right of the master, to more than his man,For his man was the master of him,Then they flourished their hats, for the precept, with hope,That to practice, he might be content;But the confidence trick, is a hustings resource,And to part, wasn't just what he meant:He spoke, as a speech is the fashion to-day,In loud paradoxical words,As a titled Premier of the Commons, would shout,"Down down with the House of Lords."But still, 'twas a hopeful, and beautiful proof,That the cause of the toiler, was just,And he wouldn't have to wait, very long for a snack,From the sugar ornamented upper crust,In a very little time, he'd be gathering his whack,From the azure-fired diamond—upper dust,"You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,Put me into Parliament, and then,You'll find it a fact, we'll pass every act,For your chums, and your kids, working men,The hours you will work, will be eight, working men,On Saturday, not quarter so late,And another holiday, in the middle of the week,We'll give you, by the laws of the state,With a capon, or a duck, on your plate,O put me into Parliament, andwait!You'll be having the land parcelled out into bits,You'll be all of you fixed in the soil,And spontaniety of crops you will reap,Without any trouble or toil.The screw will extend for each working man,Employers will have to screw back,Till tailored by the act, in polished top hats,You'll all be as gents in the track!We'll cut away the taxes, by the laws that we'll pass!You won't have to pay any rate!You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,O put me into Parliament, andwait!"

He taught that the masters should share with the men,

He scouted, with pitiless vim,

The right of the master, to more than his man,

For his man was the master of him,

Then they flourished their hats, for the precept, with hope,

That to practice, he might be content;

But the confidence trick, is a hustings resource,

And to part, wasn't just what he meant:

He spoke, as a speech is the fashion to-day,

In loud paradoxical words,

As a titled Premier of the Commons, would shout,

"Down down with the House of Lords."

But still, 'twas a hopeful, and beautiful proof,

That the cause of the toiler, was just,

And he wouldn't have to wait, very long for a snack,

From the sugar ornamented upper crust,

In a very little time, he'd be gathering his whack,

From the azure-fired diamond—upper dust,

"You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,

Put me into Parliament, and then,

You'll find it a fact, we'll pass every act,

For your chums, and your kids, working men,

The hours you will work, will be eight, working men,

On Saturday, not quarter so late,

And another holiday, in the middle of the week,

We'll give you, by the laws of the state,

With a capon, or a duck, on your plate,

O put me into Parliament, andwait!

You'll be having the land parcelled out into bits,

You'll be all of you fixed in the soil,

And spontaniety of crops you will reap,

Without any trouble or toil.

The screw will extend for each working man,

Employers will have to screw back,

Till tailored by the act, in polished top hats,

You'll all be as gents in the track!

We'll cut away the taxes, by the laws that we'll pass!

You won't have to pay any rate!

You'll be having a millenium of it yet, working men,

O put me into Parliament, andwait!"

And thus with emotional foliated flights,He spoke like the clashing of swords,As a titled Premier of the Commons would shout,"Down down with the House of Lords!"

And thus with emotional foliated flights,

He spoke like the clashing of swords,

As a titled Premier of the Commons would shout,

"Down down with the House of Lords!"

He finished his speech in a thunder of cheers,The welkin was knocked into splits,And he smuggled off home, by the rear, or his trap,They'd have looted for souvenir bits!

He finished his speech in a thunder of cheers,

The welkin was knocked into splits,

And he smuggled off home, by the rear, or his trap,

They'd have looted for souvenir bits!

With the conscience of one, who believes he has done,What was really the best, for himself,He retired into bed, that night, and he fellFast asleep, like a saint on a shelf.

With the conscience of one, who believes he has done,

What was really the best, for himself,

He retired into bed, that night, and he fell

Fast asleep, like a saint on a shelf.

It might have been a very short period of time,Or maybe it might have been long,When he woke with a buzz like a bee in his ear,Or the purr of a tom cat's song.It might be the bizz of a wasp, or the hum,Of a foraging blue bottle fly,But no! 'twas the sound of the whizz of a drill!'Twas then that he opened his eye.

It might have been a very short period of time,

Or maybe it might have been long,

When he woke with a buzz like a bee in his ear,

Or the purr of a tom cat's song.

It might be the bizz of a wasp, or the hum,

Of a foraging blue bottle fly,

But no! 'twas the sound of the whizz of a drill!

'Twas then that he opened his eye.

He jumped up in bed, and he cried with an oath,"What's that, that you're doing, you scamp?"To a burglar brave, who was sampling his room,With a bag, jemmy, brace, and a lamp.Then the burglar grinned in an amicable way,For a diplomatic cracker was he,And he wouldn't take offence at the oath of a man,Who had only awoke, said he,

He jumped up in bed, and he cried with an oath,

"What's that, that you're doing, you scamp?"

To a burglar brave, who was sampling his room,

With a bag, jemmy, brace, and a lamp.

Then the burglar grinned in an amicable way,

For a diplomatic cracker was he,

And he wouldn't take offence at the oath of a man,

Who had only awoke, said he,

"I was down at the meetin' an' heerd every word,When you gave out the socialist pay,An' I am a bloke wot swears by the truthOf the beautiful words that you say.That's whoy I am here, for my slice of the swag,That you've pinched, by employin' your men.I'm tottin' up the stock, in a confidential way,For an equal division of it then,For mate, I'm a pal of a Socialistic turn,Wot tries to do everythink straight,We'll halve them between us, the jewels and coin,An' make an even deal of the plate."

"I was down at the meetin' an' heerd every word,

When you gave out the socialist pay,

An' I am a bloke wot swears by the truth

Of the beautiful words that you say.

That's whoy I am here, for my slice of the swag,

That you've pinched, by employin' your men.

I'm tottin' up the stock, in a confidential way,

For an equal division of it then,

For mate, I'm a pal of a Socialistic turn,

Wot tries to do everythink straight,

We'll halve them between us, the jewels and coin,

An' make an even deal of the plate."

But out from the bed, with a jump in his shirt,The candidate sprang to the floor,Said he, "I may preach, but to practice is bosh!"And leaped with a shout to the door.But the cracker of cribs, with a colt in his fist,Was first, and with that at the noseOf the candidate, muttered "You'll die of the cold,If you don't burrow under the clothes!"So don't make a row," said that burglar brave,"But jerk into bed out of sight,I hate to be put upon when I'm at work,An' Boss, this is my busy night!

But out from the bed, with a jump in his shirt,

The candidate sprang to the floor,

Said he, "I may preach, but to practice is bosh!"

And leaped with a shout to the door.

But the cracker of cribs, with a colt in his fist,

Was first, and with that at the nose

Of the candidate, muttered "You'll die of the cold,

If you don't burrow under the clothes!

"So don't make a row," said that burglar brave,

"But jerk into bed out of sight,

I hate to be put upon when I'm at work,

An' Boss, this is my busy night!

"Now jest let me fasten a gag on yer mouth,You know that it's wrong, to alarmYour neighbours at night, when they're wantin' to sleep,Quick! into this noose with each arm,There! now, with that beautiful knot on your pins,You cawn't say as how yer to blame,If I pinch all I can in the regular way,Of the grabber's contemptible game!"

"Now jest let me fasten a gag on yer mouth,

You know that it's wrong, to alarm

Your neighbours at night, when they're wantin' to sleep,

Quick! into this noose with each arm,

There! now, with that beautiful knot on your pins,

You cawn't say as how yer to blame,

If I pinch all I can in the regular way,

Of the grabber's contemptible game!"

He opened the safe, and he smashed the bureau,He looted the drawers, and shelf,Of the plate, and the clocks, and the watches, and cash,From the cabinet, quick as an elf.Slid everything down to his pal, with a rope,And then he slid down it himself,They drove with the swag, from the terrace amain,In a couple of hired out traps;And the city, was billed on the following day,With the Special Editions in caps!

He opened the safe, and he smashed the bureau,

He looted the drawers, and shelf,

Of the plate, and the clocks, and the watches, and cash,

From the cabinet, quick as an elf.

Slid everything down to his pal, with a rope,

And then he slid down it himself,

They drove with the swag, from the terrace amain,

In a couple of hired out traps;

And the city, was billed on the following day,

With the Special Editions in caps!

'Twas a reasonable period, from the incident above,That a solemn deputation came down,For the candidate to speak in a socialistic vein,To the voters of the east of London town:"We'll be looking for you there, on waggon No. I.Near the arch, that's of marble, in the park,"But he pointed to the door "O tell them that I'm dead;For cram it! I am not up to the mark,"

'Twas a reasonable period, from the incident above,

That a solemn deputation came down,

For the candidate to speak in a socialistic vein,

To the voters of the east of London town:

"We'll be looking for you there, on waggon No. I.

Near the arch, that's of marble, in the park,"

But he pointed to the door "O tell them that I'm dead;

For cram it! I am not up to the mark,"

A Cantabile on Music, Art and Law

Ho! there, pumps and castanets for three,We would dance a brief measure.

Ho! there, pumps and castanets for three,

We would dance a brief measure.

OYOU will wonder why we're here,And wish that we were far,By wig, and gown, it doth appear,We're members of the bar,And tho' we are, we say to you,We all of us opine,That we may justly claim our due,In an artistic line.We are the type of one, you know,As well as we can tell,He is a burly splendid beau,A stately howling swell!—A signor of the lyric stage,An operatic Don,—And by similitude, we'll wageThat he, and we are one!'Tis true, tho' he is mostly stout,We're nearly always thin,But if you turn us inside out,We're stouter men within.For he is all a puff, and smoke,A sound that dies away;But we are they who crack a joke,That lasts for many a day.He has his crotchets; we do harp,On clients, this, and that,He has his sharps, and we are sharp,His flats, and they are flat;He blows away his notes, but we,Are shrewder men by far,The notes we get professionly,We stick them to the Bar!His quavers, they are nothing toThe rallantando thrills,That shake our clients, when we screwThe rosin on their bills.They often simulate, as deaf,When we do charge a case,Our time is on the treble cleff,And their's is on the base.We make a loud fortissimo,When pleading in the wrong,And often pianissimo,When we should put it strong,But still we pull our fees the same,Tho' suits may not be won,And by our tongue, we conquer fame,Like that conceited Don.And to the jury, we do plaint,Upon a mauling stick,And from our pallets, clap the paint,Around their craniums thick,We mould them from their purpose dense,Like hods of plastic wax,And sculp into their common sense,And then climb down their backs!Our song is done, for we are brief,And we will sing no more,—And to my own intense relief,I thought they'd take the door,But no! they did not go, and each,Put forth his kidded fist,"While we've been trying thus to teach,Our fees we almost missed!Remember this is Christmas eve,Three Chrismas waits we be,The more the reason you should give,Our consultation fee.We have our instruments, and theyAre of the parchment tough,With which we play, while men do pay,We wot we've said enough.And wherefore, and whereas for this,Aforesaid, told to thee,Moreover, we must have, we wis,Our consultation fee.Five guineas unto each of us,Refreshers each, a pound,"—I rose to kick them into bruss,They bolted through the ground!My future suppers, must be freeOf nightmare risk; the causeOf that cantabile of glee,On music, art, and laws;Was merely this, that I did run,The danger of such rig,By feeding on a goose, they hatched,Inside a lawyer's wig.

OYOU will wonder why we're here,

And wish that we were far,

By wig, and gown, it doth appear,

We're members of the bar,

And tho' we are, we say to you,

We all of us opine,

That we may justly claim our due,

In an artistic line.

We are the type of one, you know,

As well as we can tell,

He is a burly splendid beau,

A stately howling swell!—

A signor of the lyric stage,

An operatic Don,—

And by similitude, we'll wage

That he, and we are one!

'Tis true, tho' he is mostly stout,We're nearly always thin,But if you turn us inside out,We're stouter men within.For he is all a puff, and smoke,A sound that dies away;But we are they who crack a joke,That lasts for many a day.

'Tis true, tho' he is mostly stout,

We're nearly always thin,

But if you turn us inside out,

We're stouter men within.

For he is all a puff, and smoke,

A sound that dies away;

But we are they who crack a joke,

That lasts for many a day.

He has his crotchets; we do harp,On clients, this, and that,He has his sharps, and we are sharp,His flats, and they are flat;He blows away his notes, but we,Are shrewder men by far,The notes we get professionly,We stick them to the Bar!

He has his crotchets; we do harp,

On clients, this, and that,

He has his sharps, and we are sharp,

His flats, and they are flat;

He blows away his notes, but we,

Are shrewder men by far,

The notes we get professionly,

We stick them to the Bar!

His quavers, they are nothing toThe rallantando thrills,That shake our clients, when we screwThe rosin on their bills.They often simulate, as deaf,When we do charge a case,Our time is on the treble cleff,And their's is on the base.

His quavers, they are nothing to

The rallantando thrills,

That shake our clients, when we screw

The rosin on their bills.

They often simulate, as deaf,

When we do charge a case,

Our time is on the treble cleff,

And their's is on the base.

We make a loud fortissimo,When pleading in the wrong,And often pianissimo,When we should put it strong,But still we pull our fees the same,Tho' suits may not be won,And by our tongue, we conquer fame,Like that conceited Don.

We make a loud fortissimo,

When pleading in the wrong,

And often pianissimo,

When we should put it strong,

But still we pull our fees the same,

Tho' suits may not be won,

And by our tongue, we conquer fame,

Like that conceited Don.

And to the jury, we do plaint,Upon a mauling stick,And from our pallets, clap the paint,Around their craniums thick,We mould them from their purpose dense,Like hods of plastic wax,And sculp into their common sense,And then climb down their backs!

And to the jury, we do plaint,

Upon a mauling stick,

And from our pallets, clap the paint,

Around their craniums thick,

We mould them from their purpose dense,

Like hods of plastic wax,

And sculp into their common sense,

And then climb down their backs!

Our song is done, for we are brief,And we will sing no more,—And to my own intense relief,I thought they'd take the door,But no! they did not go, and each,Put forth his kidded fist,"While we've been trying thus to teach,Our fees we almost missed!

Our song is done, for we are brief,

And we will sing no more,—

And to my own intense relief,

I thought they'd take the door,

But no! they did not go, and each,

Put forth his kidded fist,

"While we've been trying thus to teach,

Our fees we almost missed!

Remember this is Christmas eve,Three Chrismas waits we be,The more the reason you should give,Our consultation fee.We have our instruments, and theyAre of the parchment tough,With which we play, while men do pay,We wot we've said enough.

Remember this is Christmas eve,

Three Chrismas waits we be,

The more the reason you should give,

Our consultation fee.

We have our instruments, and they

Are of the parchment tough,

With which we play, while men do pay,

We wot we've said enough.

And wherefore, and whereas for this,Aforesaid, told to thee,Moreover, we must have, we wis,Our consultation fee.Five guineas unto each of us,Refreshers each, a pound,"—I rose to kick them into bruss,They bolted through the ground!

And wherefore, and whereas for this,

Aforesaid, told to thee,

Moreover, we must have, we wis,

Our consultation fee.

Five guineas unto each of us,

Refreshers each, a pound,"—

I rose to kick them into bruss,

They bolted through the ground!

My future suppers, must be freeOf nightmare risk; the causeOf that cantabile of glee,On music, art, and laws;Was merely this, that I did run,The danger of such rig,By feeding on a goose, they hatched,Inside a lawyer's wig.

My future suppers, must be free

Of nightmare risk; the cause

Of that cantabile of glee,

On music, art, and laws;

Was merely this, that I did run,

The danger of such rig,

By feeding on a goose, they hatched,

Inside a lawyer's wig.

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