SONNET ON PARTING

Sonnet on Parting

HE travelled by the mail,On incognito scale,With cautious care, and reck,Of varied tricks of art.For he had made a bag,Of most extensive swag,From bank where he was sec.,And didn't want to part.But story of his trick,By telegraphic tick,Brought him to book, and check,It gave him quite a start,He had it by a neck,'Twas rough to have to part!

HE travelled by the mail,On incognito scale,With cautious care, and reck,Of varied tricks of art.

HE travelled by the mail,

On incognito scale,

With cautious care, and reck,

Of varied tricks of art.

For he had made a bag,Of most extensive swag,From bank where he was sec.,And didn't want to part.

For he had made a bag,

Of most extensive swag,

From bank where he was sec.,

And didn't want to part.

But story of his trick,By telegraphic tick,Brought him to book, and check,It gave him quite a start,He had it by a neck,'Twas rough to have to part!

But story of his trick,

By telegraphic tick,

Brought him to book, and check,

It gave him quite a start,

He had it by a neck,

'Twas rough to have to part!

ITHAS been proved by more than one observant social Philosopher, that the impressionable star gazer of the Music Halls is one who often scatters rose leaves, and harvests thorns; let us hear what Muffkin Moonhead has to sing, concerning his own experience.

IT cost a florin square,Her photo I declare,To wear,With careOf uttermost esteem,In pocket of my breast,That picture lay at rest,And blest,With zest,That fluttered thro' my dream;My dream of love, where sheWas posed, in extacy,Of gay phantasmagoria,Of beauty unto me.Ten other bobs, I pay,For hothouse plant bouquet,When she,On tree,Of pantomimic treatIn semi-raiment stood,As geni of the good,I could,And would,Down cast them at her feet.The feet of love where sheWas posed, in extacy,Of bright phantasmagoria,Of beauty unto me!I took a numbered seat,In stall select, and neat,To treatMy sweet!And when she did appear,I flung the flow'rs I wis,She took them, and with this,O blissA kiss!That thrilled me, while the cheerOf gods applaudingly,Did greet with storm of glee,The loved phantasmagoriaOf beauty unto me!illlustrationSweet osculating sceneOf bouquet, and my queen,And smugChaste hug,Of posies to her nose,As poising on her toe,And then subsiding low,A glowFlushed so,On my cheek, like a rose,The while she bowed the knee,Then skipped away O.P.,That lithe phantasmagoria,Of beauty unto me!I waited by the door,Classic door! out they pour,A score,Or more,Escorting her, I say!And ha! may I be blest,Upon each jerkin breast,Confest,Were drest,The buds of my bouquet!Said she to me "ta ta!Go home to your mamma!"It wrought the rude evanishmentOf love of her from me!The moral it is this,Don't dally with such bliss,A miss,Is kissUnto thee from the play,A kiss for gods, and stall,The pit, and tier, on allTo fallAnd smallThe fig, for your bouquet,When it has brought the balm,Of the applauding palm,She shares it with the supers, andShe gives the chill to thee!

IT cost a florin square,

Her photo I declare,

To wear,

With care

Of uttermost esteem,

In pocket of my breast,

That picture lay at rest,

And blest,

With zest,

That fluttered thro' my dream;

My dream of love, where she

Was posed, in extacy,

Of gay phantasmagoria,

Of beauty unto me.

Ten other bobs, I pay,For hothouse plant bouquet,When she,On tree,Of pantomimic treatIn semi-raiment stood,As geni of the good,I could,And would,Down cast them at her feet.The feet of love where sheWas posed, in extacy,Of bright phantasmagoria,Of beauty unto me!

Ten other bobs, I pay,

For hothouse plant bouquet,

When she,

On tree,

Of pantomimic treat

In semi-raiment stood,

As geni of the good,

I could,

And would,

Down cast them at her feet.

The feet of love where she

Was posed, in extacy,

Of bright phantasmagoria,

Of beauty unto me!

I took a numbered seat,In stall select, and neat,To treatMy sweet!And when she did appear,I flung the flow'rs I wis,She took them, and with this,O blissA kiss!That thrilled me, while the cheerOf gods applaudingly,Did greet with storm of glee,The loved phantasmagoriaOf beauty unto me!

I took a numbered seat,

In stall select, and neat,

To treat

My sweet!

And when she did appear,

I flung the flow'rs I wis,

She took them, and with this,

O bliss

A kiss!

That thrilled me, while the cheer

Of gods applaudingly,

Did greet with storm of glee,

The loved phantasmagoria

Of beauty unto me!

illlustration

Sweet osculating sceneOf bouquet, and my queen,And smugChaste hug,Of posies to her nose,As poising on her toe,And then subsiding low,A glowFlushed so,On my cheek, like a rose,The while she bowed the knee,Then skipped away O.P.,That lithe phantasmagoria,Of beauty unto me!

Sweet osculating scene

Of bouquet, and my queen,

And smug

Chaste hug,

Of posies to her nose,

As poising on her toe,

And then subsiding low,

A glow

Flushed so,

On my cheek, like a rose,

The while she bowed the knee,

Then skipped away O.P.,

That lithe phantasmagoria,

Of beauty unto me!

I waited by the door,Classic door! out they pour,A score,Or more,Escorting her, I say!And ha! may I be blest,Upon each jerkin breast,Confest,Were drest,The buds of my bouquet!Said she to me "ta ta!Go home to your mamma!"It wrought the rude evanishmentOf love of her from me!

I waited by the door,

Classic door! out they pour,

A score,

Or more,

Escorting her, I say!

And ha! may I be blest,

Upon each jerkin breast,

Confest,

Were drest,

The buds of my bouquet!

Said she to me "ta ta!

Go home to your mamma!"

It wrought the rude evanishment

Of love of her from me!

The moral it is this,Don't dally with such bliss,A miss,Is kissUnto thee from the play,A kiss for gods, and stall,The pit, and tier, on allTo fallAnd smallThe fig, for your bouquet,When it has brought the balm,Of the applauding palm,She shares it with the supers, andShe gives the chill to thee!

The moral it is this,

Don't dally with such bliss,

A miss,

Is kiss

Unto thee from the play,

A kiss for gods, and stall,

The pit, and tier, on all

To fall

And small

The fig, for your bouquet,

When it has brought the balm,

Of the applauding palm,

She shares it with the supers, and

She gives the chill to thee!

The girl of castlebarT

THE sun was setting in a gloam of purple and gold, as I basked in the grass on the Staball hill one autumn evening, the stirring tuck of the tattoo rolled up the slope from the adjacent barracks; it affected me like a tonic, my blood circulated quicker, the spirit of an amateur ghostly seer took possession of me! I felt as one inspired.A scene of early days of Anglo-foreign strife rose before me like a wraith of second sight. The tramp of sea-bound red coats, fifes and drums, the woe-mongering cries of parting wives. I saw two lovers on the Staball hill, heard their vows.A rhyming fever tingled to my fingers' ends, my only manuscript medium to hand, the stump of a lead pencil, and blank margin of the morning paper. Upon that virgin border I jotted the sketch of the following founded on fact ballad. The reader will perceive in it a beautiful inverse lesson of the mutual commotion of two loving hearts.

A scene of early days of Anglo-foreign strife rose before me like a wraith of second sight. The tramp of sea-bound red coats, fifes and drums, the woe-mongering cries of parting wives. I saw two lovers on the Staball hill, heard their vows.

A rhyming fever tingled to my fingers' ends, my only manuscript medium to hand, the stump of a lead pencil, and blank margin of the morning paper. Upon that virgin border I jotted the sketch of the following founded on fact ballad. The reader will perceive in it a beautiful inverse lesson of the mutual commotion of two loving hearts.

THE bugle horn was sounding through the streets of Castlebar,And many a gallant soldier, was bound unto the war,And one upon the Staball hill, his sweetheart by his sideSwore many a rounded warlike oath, that she should be his bride."O Maggie!" cried the Corporal, "There's war across the sea,And when I'm parted from thee, I would you'd pray for me,And I will tell you what you'll do, when I am far away,You'll come up to the Staball, and kneel for me, and pray."And this to him she promised, and this to him she said,"I'll still be ever true to thee, be thou alive, or dead!I'll still be ever true to thee, and O if thou dost fall,Thy soul at eve will find me here, upon the old Staball."And then he swore a clinker oath, of what a vengeful doom,Would him befal, who dared to win her from him, then the bloomCame to her cheek again, "O Jim I'll never love but you,""I'm blowed but I'm the same!" he cried, and then they tore in two!She saw her soldier leaving, she heard the music sweet,Of "The girl I left behind me" sounding sadly up the street,She saw the shrieking engine, that bore him far away,Then went back to the Staball, to weep for him and pray.And as the summer faded, and gloaming nights came round,A maid anon was kneeling, upon that trysting ground,And fearless of the winter, and of its falling snow,That maiden sweet, and constant, unto her tryst would go.Till on a certain evening, a stranger in the town,Came sauntering up the Staball, and found her kneeling down,He tipped her on the shoulder, and speaking soft, and low,"O what on earth possesses you, to pray upon the snow."She told him all her story then, and why so kneeling there,She told him of her sorrowed heart, the object of her prayer,She told him of her soldier lad, so far across the sea,"I'd like to be a soldier lad, with you to love!" said he.Said he "You're very lonely: If you have need to pray,I'll come agrah! and help you, with 'Amens' if I may,It's very hard acushla! to pray alone each night,"And the colleen shyly answered, "She thought perhaps he might."The tryst became more social for while the colleen prayed,The stranger tooted "Amens" unto the kneeling maid,Until at last he muttered "This pantomime must stop,I'll buy the ring to-morrow, I've got a watch to pop!"At length the war was over, she heard the beaten drum,And up again thro' Castlebar, the scarlet men did come,And her heart grew cold within her, to think how wroth he'd beTo learn she had been faithless, while he was o'er the sea.Then, pleading to her husband "O hide yerself!" she said,"Aye even up the chimbledy, or undhernate the bed!For if he ketches howld of you, I don't know what he'll do,It's maybe let his gun go off, an' maybe kill the two!I'll try an' coax the grannies, to brake it to him first,For if he's towld it sudden by me, 'twill be the worst,They'll have to put it softly, I cannot be his bride,So while I'm gone to tell them, do you run off an' hide.""O break it to him, Grannies, the shocking news," she said"That I have wed another, and him I cannot wed!O put it to him gently, for great will be his pain,That we'll never more be meeting on the Staball hill again."They broke it to him softly, 'twas in a public bar,A foaming pint before him, and on his brow a scar,They broke it to him gently, and spoke it to him plain,He needn't think to meet her, on the Staball hill again.He swigged the pint before him, then heaved a bitter sigh,"What? blow me, your a chaffin'!" "O divil a word o' lie!"Then first he took his shako, and tossed it to the roof,Then to each nervous grannie, "Here take the bloomin' loof.""Come, wots yer shout for liquor? It's dooced well!" cried he,"I'm buckled to a blackimoor, I met beyond the sea,"You've taken a load from off of me! my mind is now at par,She wouldn't have left a ribbon on the Girl of Castlebar!"

THE bugle horn was sounding through the streets of Castlebar,

And many a gallant soldier, was bound unto the war,

And one upon the Staball hill, his sweetheart by his side

Swore many a rounded warlike oath, that she should be his bride.

"O Maggie!" cried the Corporal, "There's war across the sea,And when I'm parted from thee, I would you'd pray for me,And I will tell you what you'll do, when I am far away,You'll come up to the Staball, and kneel for me, and pray."

"O Maggie!" cried the Corporal, "There's war across the sea,

And when I'm parted from thee, I would you'd pray for me,

And I will tell you what you'll do, when I am far away,

You'll come up to the Staball, and kneel for me, and pray."

And this to him she promised, and this to him she said,"I'll still be ever true to thee, be thou alive, or dead!I'll still be ever true to thee, and O if thou dost fall,Thy soul at eve will find me here, upon the old Staball."

And this to him she promised, and this to him she said,

"I'll still be ever true to thee, be thou alive, or dead!

I'll still be ever true to thee, and O if thou dost fall,

Thy soul at eve will find me here, upon the old Staball."

And then he swore a clinker oath, of what a vengeful doom,Would him befal, who dared to win her from him, then the bloomCame to her cheek again, "O Jim I'll never love but you,""I'm blowed but I'm the same!" he cried, and then they tore in two!

And then he swore a clinker oath, of what a vengeful doom,

Would him befal, who dared to win her from him, then the bloom

Came to her cheek again, "O Jim I'll never love but you,"

"I'm blowed but I'm the same!" he cried, and then they tore in two!

She saw her soldier leaving, she heard the music sweet,Of "The girl I left behind me" sounding sadly up the street,She saw the shrieking engine, that bore him far away,Then went back to the Staball, to weep for him and pray.

She saw her soldier leaving, she heard the music sweet,

Of "The girl I left behind me" sounding sadly up the street,

She saw the shrieking engine, that bore him far away,

Then went back to the Staball, to weep for him and pray.

And as the summer faded, and gloaming nights came round,A maid anon was kneeling, upon that trysting ground,And fearless of the winter, and of its falling snow,That maiden sweet, and constant, unto her tryst would go.

And as the summer faded, and gloaming nights came round,

A maid anon was kneeling, upon that trysting ground,

And fearless of the winter, and of its falling snow,

That maiden sweet, and constant, unto her tryst would go.

Till on a certain evening, a stranger in the town,Came sauntering up the Staball, and found her kneeling down,He tipped her on the shoulder, and speaking soft, and low,"O what on earth possesses you, to pray upon the snow."

Till on a certain evening, a stranger in the town,

Came sauntering up the Staball, and found her kneeling down,

He tipped her on the shoulder, and speaking soft, and low,

"O what on earth possesses you, to pray upon the snow."

She told him all her story then, and why so kneeling there,She told him of her sorrowed heart, the object of her prayer,She told him of her soldier lad, so far across the sea,"I'd like to be a soldier lad, with you to love!" said he.

She told him all her story then, and why so kneeling there,

She told him of her sorrowed heart, the object of her prayer,

She told him of her soldier lad, so far across the sea,

"I'd like to be a soldier lad, with you to love!" said he.

Said he "You're very lonely: If you have need to pray,I'll come agrah! and help you, with 'Amens' if I may,It's very hard acushla! to pray alone each night,"And the colleen shyly answered, "She thought perhaps he might."

Said he "You're very lonely: If you have need to pray,

I'll come agrah! and help you, with 'Amens' if I may,

It's very hard acushla! to pray alone each night,"

And the colleen shyly answered, "She thought perhaps he might."

The tryst became more social for while the colleen prayed,The stranger tooted "Amens" unto the kneeling maid,Until at last he muttered "This pantomime must stop,I'll buy the ring to-morrow, I've got a watch to pop!"

The tryst became more social for while the colleen prayed,

The stranger tooted "Amens" unto the kneeling maid,

Until at last he muttered "This pantomime must stop,

I'll buy the ring to-morrow, I've got a watch to pop!"

At length the war was over, she heard the beaten drum,And up again thro' Castlebar, the scarlet men did come,And her heart grew cold within her, to think how wroth he'd beTo learn she had been faithless, while he was o'er the sea.

At length the war was over, she heard the beaten drum,

And up again thro' Castlebar, the scarlet men did come,

And her heart grew cold within her, to think how wroth he'd be

To learn she had been faithless, while he was o'er the sea.

Then, pleading to her husband "O hide yerself!" she said,"Aye even up the chimbledy, or undhernate the bed!For if he ketches howld of you, I don't know what he'll do,It's maybe let his gun go off, an' maybe kill the two!

Then, pleading to her husband "O hide yerself!" she said,

"Aye even up the chimbledy, or undhernate the bed!

For if he ketches howld of you, I don't know what he'll do,

It's maybe let his gun go off, an' maybe kill the two!

I'll try an' coax the grannies, to brake it to him first,For if he's towld it sudden by me, 'twill be the worst,They'll have to put it softly, I cannot be his bride,So while I'm gone to tell them, do you run off an' hide."

I'll try an' coax the grannies, to brake it to him first,

For if he's towld it sudden by me, 'twill be the worst,

They'll have to put it softly, I cannot be his bride,

So while I'm gone to tell them, do you run off an' hide."

"O break it to him, Grannies, the shocking news," she said"That I have wed another, and him I cannot wed!O put it to him gently, for great will be his pain,That we'll never more be meeting on the Staball hill again."

"O break it to him, Grannies, the shocking news," she said

"That I have wed another, and him I cannot wed!

O put it to him gently, for great will be his pain,

That we'll never more be meeting on the Staball hill again."

They broke it to him softly, 'twas in a public bar,A foaming pint before him, and on his brow a scar,They broke it to him gently, and spoke it to him plain,He needn't think to meet her, on the Staball hill again.

They broke it to him softly, 'twas in a public bar,

A foaming pint before him, and on his brow a scar,

They broke it to him gently, and spoke it to him plain,

He needn't think to meet her, on the Staball hill again.

He swigged the pint before him, then heaved a bitter sigh,"What? blow me, your a chaffin'!" "O divil a word o' lie!"Then first he took his shako, and tossed it to the roof,Then to each nervous grannie, "Here take the bloomin' loof."

He swigged the pint before him, then heaved a bitter sigh,

"What? blow me, your a chaffin'!" "O divil a word o' lie!"

Then first he took his shako, and tossed it to the roof,

Then to each nervous grannie, "Here take the bloomin' loof."

"Come, wots yer shout for liquor? It's dooced well!" cried he,"I'm buckled to a blackimoor, I met beyond the sea,"You've taken a load from off of me! my mind is now at par,She wouldn't have left a ribbon on the Girl of Castlebar!"

"Come, wots yer shout for liquor? It's dooced well!" cried he,

"I'm buckled to a blackimoor, I met beyond the sea,

"You've taken a load from off of me! my mind is now at par,

She wouldn't have left a ribbon on the Girl of Castlebar!"

The German Band

VE are ze vhandering Shermans,Ve cooms vrom o'er ze sea,Ve plays ze lovely music,Of all ze great countree,Ve all of us have romance,Of life, so bigs to say,I'll sing a verse for each man,Ze vile ze band vill play.Vings zerring zanzeraza,Ve cooms from o'er ze sea,Ve plays ze lovely music,Of all ze great countree.Zare's Herr Von Zingerpofel,No prouder man vos he,Zan ven he loved ze FraulienAfar in Shermanie.But ven he found ze nodersGolds ring upon her hand,He played on ze thriangles,Und left ze Sherman land!Zare's Blunder Bogle Fogen,Vot bangs on ze big dhrum,Thought all ze poor, und rich man,Should own ze even sum;Ze government vos differed,But on ze prison valks,He doubled up ze gaoler,Und zen, he valked ze chalks!Zare's Dreker Mandertoofel,Ze opheclide he plays,He'll never more see nodings,Of all his happiest days;He only blows ze music,Because it brings ze cheer,Of great big pipes of shmokin',Und shugs of Lager Beer!Zare's him vot puffs ze oboe,In oder days vos he,Of Heidelberg, a studentZe pride of Shermanie,But he did love der Lager,Zoo mooch of Docter-Vien,He killed ze man in duel!Und he vos no more seen.Zare's Mungen Val Tarara,A Sherman born in Cork,Und he vos von too many,Because he vould not vork,He left his home von mornings,Mit all his back hair curled,He jangs upon ze cymbals,To bring him round ze vorld.Now you vill be imagine,Zat I must oondherstand,Zat I vill tell ze storyOf leader of ze band,But if I must, I'll speaks it,All in ze simple rune,So I vill stop ze music,Ze tale is out of tune!'Twas I vos vonce a Uhlan, who rode mit all ze band,Zat von Alsace, und Lorraine, from Vrance vor Vaterland,Ven in ze pits at Gravelotte, I lay von night to die,I voke! for I vos faintings to hear ze voman sigh!Und shust vere I vas vounded, I saw ze voman's zere,Vos bound mine arm from bleeding, mit her own golden hair!She nursed me through ze danger, und ven zere's peace again,I svore zat I vould ved her, ze Fraulein of Lorraine.I kissed my love von mornings, her vite face on my heart,Mit sobs her eyes vos veeping, ze time vos come to part.Ze Var vas not yet ended, I heard ze thrompet blow,Zat I must rise, und answer, und leave ze sveetheart so!Mine blood run cold zat mornings, und I felt somedings here,Vos in my throat come choking, und on my cheek ze tear,Vor O I vould not lose her, ze glory on me now,Zat I vos hope to bless me, mit Cosette vor mine Frau.I marched avay to Paris, vere all around vos dire,Mit shmoke, und blood, und thunder, und fret, und woe und fire!Und ven ze siege vos over, mit thrumpet und mit dhrum,Vonce more again thro' Lorraine, ze Sherman bands did come.I vent to find ze sveetheart, but grass vos on ze slain,Ze cruel Var had murdered ze Fraulein of Lorraine!—Shust vere mine heart is beating, I keep ze treasure zare,Mit mine own blood upon it, von braid of golden hair,Und all dried up und vithered, und gone to dust again,Von flower zat vonce vos jewelled ze grave zats in Lorraine.Ah vot is deed of glory, ven blood is on ze vingsOf love, zat makes ze heaven on earth, und vot are kings?Auch! I vill have no patience. Strike up ze Band again,Or I grow mad mit dhreamings, vot happened in Lorraine!Vings zerring zanzaraza, ve cooms from o'er ze sea,Ve plays ze lovely music, of all ze great countree.Ve all of us have romance of life so bigs to say,Vings zerring zanzaraza, ze vile ze band vill play.

VE are ze vhandering Shermans,

Ve cooms vrom o'er ze sea,

Ve plays ze lovely music,

Of all ze great countree,

Ve all of us have romance,

Of life, so bigs to say,

I'll sing a verse for each man,

Ze vile ze band vill play.

Vings zerring zanzeraza,Ve cooms from o'er ze sea,Ve plays ze lovely music,Of all ze great countree.

Vings zerring zanzeraza,

Ve cooms from o'er ze sea,

Ve plays ze lovely music,

Of all ze great countree.

Zare's Herr Von Zingerpofel,No prouder man vos he,Zan ven he loved ze FraulienAfar in Shermanie.But ven he found ze nodersGolds ring upon her hand,He played on ze thriangles,Und left ze Sherman land!

Zare's Herr Von Zingerpofel,

No prouder man vos he,

Zan ven he loved ze Fraulien

Afar in Shermanie.

But ven he found ze noders

Golds ring upon her hand,

He played on ze thriangles,

Und left ze Sherman land!

Zare's Blunder Bogle Fogen,Vot bangs on ze big dhrum,Thought all ze poor, und rich man,Should own ze even sum;Ze government vos differed,But on ze prison valks,He doubled up ze gaoler,Und zen, he valked ze chalks!

Zare's Blunder Bogle Fogen,

Vot bangs on ze big dhrum,

Thought all ze poor, und rich man,

Should own ze even sum;

Ze government vos differed,

But on ze prison valks,

He doubled up ze gaoler,

Und zen, he valked ze chalks!

Zare's Dreker Mandertoofel,Ze opheclide he plays,He'll never more see nodings,Of all his happiest days;He only blows ze music,Because it brings ze cheer,Of great big pipes of shmokin',Und shugs of Lager Beer!

Zare's Dreker Mandertoofel,

Ze opheclide he plays,

He'll never more see nodings,

Of all his happiest days;

He only blows ze music,

Because it brings ze cheer,

Of great big pipes of shmokin',

Und shugs of Lager Beer!

Zare's him vot puffs ze oboe,In oder days vos he,Of Heidelberg, a studentZe pride of Shermanie,But he did love der Lager,Zoo mooch of Docter-Vien,He killed ze man in duel!Und he vos no more seen.

Zare's him vot puffs ze oboe,

In oder days vos he,

Of Heidelberg, a student

Ze pride of Shermanie,

But he did love der Lager,

Zoo mooch of Docter-Vien,

He killed ze man in duel!

Und he vos no more seen.

Zare's Mungen Val Tarara,A Sherman born in Cork,Und he vos von too many,Because he vould not vork,He left his home von mornings,Mit all his back hair curled,He jangs upon ze cymbals,To bring him round ze vorld.

Zare's Mungen Val Tarara,

A Sherman born in Cork,

Und he vos von too many,

Because he vould not vork,

He left his home von mornings,

Mit all his back hair curled,

He jangs upon ze cymbals,

To bring him round ze vorld.

Now you vill be imagine,Zat I must oondherstand,Zat I vill tell ze storyOf leader of ze band,But if I must, I'll speaks it,All in ze simple rune,So I vill stop ze music,Ze tale is out of tune!

Now you vill be imagine,

Zat I must oondherstand,

Zat I vill tell ze story

Of leader of ze band,

But if I must, I'll speaks it,

All in ze simple rune,

So I vill stop ze music,

Ze tale is out of tune!

'Twas I vos vonce a Uhlan, who rode mit all ze band,Zat von Alsace, und Lorraine, from Vrance vor Vaterland,Ven in ze pits at Gravelotte, I lay von night to die,I voke! for I vos faintings to hear ze voman sigh!

'Twas I vos vonce a Uhlan, who rode mit all ze band,

Zat von Alsace, und Lorraine, from Vrance vor Vaterland,

Ven in ze pits at Gravelotte, I lay von night to die,

I voke! for I vos faintings to hear ze voman sigh!

Und shust vere I vas vounded, I saw ze voman's zere,Vos bound mine arm from bleeding, mit her own golden hair!She nursed me through ze danger, und ven zere's peace again,I svore zat I vould ved her, ze Fraulein of Lorraine.

Und shust vere I vas vounded, I saw ze voman's zere,

Vos bound mine arm from bleeding, mit her own golden hair!

She nursed me through ze danger, und ven zere's peace again,

I svore zat I vould ved her, ze Fraulein of Lorraine.

I kissed my love von mornings, her vite face on my heart,Mit sobs her eyes vos veeping, ze time vos come to part.Ze Var vas not yet ended, I heard ze thrompet blow,Zat I must rise, und answer, und leave ze sveetheart so!

I kissed my love von mornings, her vite face on my heart,

Mit sobs her eyes vos veeping, ze time vos come to part.

Ze Var vas not yet ended, I heard ze thrompet blow,

Zat I must rise, und answer, und leave ze sveetheart so!

Mine blood run cold zat mornings, und I felt somedings here,Vos in my throat come choking, und on my cheek ze tear,Vor O I vould not lose her, ze glory on me now,Zat I vos hope to bless me, mit Cosette vor mine Frau.

Mine blood run cold zat mornings, und I felt somedings here,

Vos in my throat come choking, und on my cheek ze tear,

Vor O I vould not lose her, ze glory on me now,

Zat I vos hope to bless me, mit Cosette vor mine Frau.

I marched avay to Paris, vere all around vos dire,Mit shmoke, und blood, und thunder, und fret, und woe und fire!Und ven ze siege vos over, mit thrumpet und mit dhrum,Vonce more again thro' Lorraine, ze Sherman bands did come.

I marched avay to Paris, vere all around vos dire,

Mit shmoke, und blood, und thunder, und fret, und woe und fire!

Und ven ze siege vos over, mit thrumpet und mit dhrum,

Vonce more again thro' Lorraine, ze Sherman bands did come.

I vent to find ze sveetheart, but grass vos on ze slain,Ze cruel Var had murdered ze Fraulein of Lorraine!—Shust vere mine heart is beating, I keep ze treasure zare,Mit mine own blood upon it, von braid of golden hair,Und all dried up und vithered, und gone to dust again,Von flower zat vonce vos jewelled ze grave zats in Lorraine.

I vent to find ze sveetheart, but grass vos on ze slain,

Ze cruel Var had murdered ze Fraulein of Lorraine!—

Shust vere mine heart is beating, I keep ze treasure zare,

Mit mine own blood upon it, von braid of golden hair,

Und all dried up und vithered, und gone to dust again,

Von flower zat vonce vos jewelled ze grave zats in Lorraine.

Ah vot is deed of glory, ven blood is on ze vingsOf love, zat makes ze heaven on earth, und vot are kings?Auch! I vill have no patience. Strike up ze Band again,Or I grow mad mit dhreamings, vot happened in Lorraine!

Ah vot is deed of glory, ven blood is on ze vings

Of love, zat makes ze heaven on earth, und vot are kings?

Auch! I vill have no patience. Strike up ze Band again,

Or I grow mad mit dhreamings, vot happened in Lorraine!

Vings zerring zanzaraza, ve cooms from o'er ze sea,Ve plays ze lovely music, of all ze great countree.Ve all of us have romance of life so bigs to say,Vings zerring zanzaraza, ze vile ze band vill play.

Vings zerring zanzaraza, ve cooms from o'er ze sea,

Ve plays ze lovely music, of all ze great countree.

Ve all of us have romance of life so bigs to say,

Vings zerring zanzaraza, ze vile ze band vill play.

LAID out pounds, and pounds,In entertainment rounds,And worked a score of credit pretty thick,For I heard she had a plumb,So invited her to come,To the altar at shortest notice quick,When I asked her for my plumb,She was all but deaf and dumb,I found that I was married thro' a trick,To have lifted off the shelf,A maiden without pelf,Was unbusiness-like, I felt it was a stick,Of the candle, all I had was but the wick,A moody retrospection, makes me sick!

HeWAS a cabman grey I feck,All weird and wry to see;His face was ribbed like the turtle's neck,His nose like the strawberrie.If you think he was old, to you I say,Your thought obscures the truth—Despite the years that had passed away,He was still in his second youth."Ha! ha!" quoth he, "how fair she looks,"One morn, as he did see,A maiden sweet with her school-books,A ward in the Chancerie."How fair she looks!" quoth he, and putA load in his old black clay,And he didn't care if he hadn't a fare,The whole of the live-long day.That night he looketh into the glass,With his nose like a strawberrie,"I know they'll say I'm a bloomin' gooseBut fate is fate you see."And he looketh into the glass once more,Where yet was another drain.Quoth he, "I've wedded three before,""The fourth I'll wed again."Next day he was out in the open street,And standing upon the stand,He heard the trip of her coming feet,'Twas sweet as a German band.And forth he went and accosted her,He could not brook delay,"Hey up, look here, little gurl," said he,"I saw you yesterday.""I saw you yesterday. My 'eartWent out across your feet,And from your beauty came a dartThat fixed me all complete;And all last night I dreamed a dream,To my bedside you came—You'll marvel at these words of himWho does not know your name."I saw you yesterday. You smile."His eyes, like burning beads,Took root in her inmost soul the while,As deep as the ditch-grown weeds."You smile. Ha, ha! to smile and laughIs better than aye to frownIt's fitter to whiffle away the chaffThat covers a golden crown."It's better to whittle away the cheatOf mankind if you can."And he cracked his whip. "It's a fair deceitAnd I am a curious man—Yes I am a curious man, my badgeIs seventeen seventy-seven,But wot is a badge? It's a very small thingTo the matches wot's made in Heaven!""How sweet he speaks!" the maiden thought"He's a lord in a rough disguise,As a cabman old he's coming to wooAnd give me a grand surprise;He seeks to hide himself in a mask,With a nose like a strawberrie,But I've read too many of three vol. novs.,He couldn't disguise from me."The Lord of Burleigh while incog.Did wed an humble bride,And legend lore recounteth moreOf love like his beside.I've heard the ballad of Huntingtower,And some I forget by name,And when he's got rid of his strawberrie noseHe'll maybe be one of the same!"And she fondly looked on him, I ween,Sweet as the hawthorn spray,When all in bloom of white and green,It decks the month of May."Oh, dearest Cabman," spoke she then,"No brighter fate were mineThan this: to be thine own laydee,My life with thee to twine."But I am poor and lowly born,And never a match for thee—A girl a man like you would scorn,A ward in the Chancerie,With only a hundred thousand pounds,It may be less or more;But do not wreck a confiding heart,It often was done before.""Wo! ho!" quoth he, and in his sleeveHe grinned, "It's a big mistake.The Chancerie is only a blind,But, yet, I am wide awake.If a hundred thousand pounds wor her's,She wouldn't be makin' free;I'd have to court her a little bit more,Before she'd be courtin' me."I haven't the smallest doubt of this—The truth you tell," he began;"But I think that you misunderstand me miss,I am not a marryin' man.I only thought if you wanted a cabThat I wouldn't be high in my fare,"And he shuffled the nose-bag round the jawOf his patient, hungry mare.She walked away, nor bade good day,While he thought of the Probate Court."She's a girl, I twig, could give me a digOf a barrister's wig for sport.I have only escaped the courts of law,"Quoth he, "by a single hair!"As he finished the knot of his canvas bagOn the nose of his hungry mare.

HeWAS a cabman grey I feck,

All weird and wry to see;

His face was ribbed like the turtle's neck,

His nose like the strawberrie.

If you think he was old, to you I say,

Your thought obscures the truth—

Despite the years that had passed away,

He was still in his second youth.

"Ha! ha!" quoth he, "how fair she looks,"One morn, as he did see,A maiden sweet with her school-books,A ward in the Chancerie."How fair she looks!" quoth he, and putA load in his old black clay,And he didn't care if he hadn't a fare,The whole of the live-long day.

"Ha! ha!" quoth he, "how fair she looks,"

One morn, as he did see,

A maiden sweet with her school-books,

A ward in the Chancerie.

"How fair she looks!" quoth he, and put

A load in his old black clay,

And he didn't care if he hadn't a fare,

The whole of the live-long day.

That night he looketh into the glass,With his nose like a strawberrie,"I know they'll say I'm a bloomin' gooseBut fate is fate you see."And he looketh into the glass once more,Where yet was another drain.Quoth he, "I've wedded three before,""The fourth I'll wed again."

That night he looketh into the glass,

With his nose like a strawberrie,

"I know they'll say I'm a bloomin' goose

But fate is fate you see."

And he looketh into the glass once more,

Where yet was another drain.

Quoth he, "I've wedded three before,"

"The fourth I'll wed again."

Next day he was out in the open street,And standing upon the stand,He heard the trip of her coming feet,'Twas sweet as a German band.And forth he went and accosted her,He could not brook delay,"Hey up, look here, little gurl," said he,"I saw you yesterday."

Next day he was out in the open street,

And standing upon the stand,

He heard the trip of her coming feet,

'Twas sweet as a German band.

And forth he went and accosted her,

He could not brook delay,

"Hey up, look here, little gurl," said he,

"I saw you yesterday."

"I saw you yesterday. My 'eartWent out across your feet,And from your beauty came a dartThat fixed me all complete;And all last night I dreamed a dream,To my bedside you came—You'll marvel at these words of himWho does not know your name.

"I saw you yesterday. My 'eart

Went out across your feet,

And from your beauty came a dart

That fixed me all complete;

And all last night I dreamed a dream,

To my bedside you came—

You'll marvel at these words of him

Who does not know your name.

"I saw you yesterday. You smile."His eyes, like burning beads,Took root in her inmost soul the while,As deep as the ditch-grown weeds."You smile. Ha, ha! to smile and laughIs better than aye to frownIt's fitter to whiffle away the chaffThat covers a golden crown.

"I saw you yesterday. You smile."

His eyes, like burning beads,

Took root in her inmost soul the while,

As deep as the ditch-grown weeds.

"You smile. Ha, ha! to smile and laugh

Is better than aye to frown

It's fitter to whiffle away the chaff

That covers a golden crown.

"It's better to whittle away the cheatOf mankind if you can."And he cracked his whip. "It's a fair deceitAnd I am a curious man—Yes I am a curious man, my badgeIs seventeen seventy-seven,But wot is a badge? It's a very small thingTo the matches wot's made in Heaven!"

"It's better to whittle away the cheat

Of mankind if you can."

And he cracked his whip. "It's a fair deceit

And I am a curious man—

Yes I am a curious man, my badge

Is seventeen seventy-seven,

But wot is a badge? It's a very small thing

To the matches wot's made in Heaven!"

"How sweet he speaks!" the maiden thought"He's a lord in a rough disguise,As a cabman old he's coming to wooAnd give me a grand surprise;He seeks to hide himself in a mask,With a nose like a strawberrie,But I've read too many of three vol. novs.,He couldn't disguise from me.

"How sweet he speaks!" the maiden thought

"He's a lord in a rough disguise,

As a cabman old he's coming to woo

And give me a grand surprise;

He seeks to hide himself in a mask,

With a nose like a strawberrie,

But I've read too many of three vol. novs.,

He couldn't disguise from me.

"The Lord of Burleigh while incog.Did wed an humble bride,And legend lore recounteth moreOf love like his beside.I've heard the ballad of Huntingtower,And some I forget by name,And when he's got rid of his strawberrie noseHe'll maybe be one of the same!"

"The Lord of Burleigh while incog.

Did wed an humble bride,

And legend lore recounteth more

Of love like his beside.

I've heard the ballad of Huntingtower,

And some I forget by name,

And when he's got rid of his strawberrie nose

He'll maybe be one of the same!"

And she fondly looked on him, I ween,Sweet as the hawthorn spray,When all in bloom of white and green,It decks the month of May."Oh, dearest Cabman," spoke she then,"No brighter fate were mineThan this: to be thine own laydee,My life with thee to twine.

And she fondly looked on him, I ween,

Sweet as the hawthorn spray,

When all in bloom of white and green,

It decks the month of May.

"Oh, dearest Cabman," spoke she then,

"No brighter fate were mine

Than this: to be thine own laydee,

My life with thee to twine.

"But I am poor and lowly born,And never a match for thee—A girl a man like you would scorn,A ward in the Chancerie,With only a hundred thousand pounds,It may be less or more;But do not wreck a confiding heart,It often was done before."

"But I am poor and lowly born,

And never a match for thee—

A girl a man like you would scorn,

A ward in the Chancerie,

With only a hundred thousand pounds,

It may be less or more;

But do not wreck a confiding heart,

It often was done before."

"Wo! ho!" quoth he, and in his sleeveHe grinned, "It's a big mistake.The Chancerie is only a blind,But, yet, I am wide awake.If a hundred thousand pounds wor her's,She wouldn't be makin' free;I'd have to court her a little bit more,Before she'd be courtin' me.

"Wo! ho!" quoth he, and in his sleeve

He grinned, "It's a big mistake.

The Chancerie is only a blind,

But, yet, I am wide awake.

If a hundred thousand pounds wor her's,

She wouldn't be makin' free;

I'd have to court her a little bit more,

Before she'd be courtin' me.

"I haven't the smallest doubt of this—The truth you tell," he began;"But I think that you misunderstand me miss,I am not a marryin' man.I only thought if you wanted a cabThat I wouldn't be high in my fare,"And he shuffled the nose-bag round the jawOf his patient, hungry mare.

"I haven't the smallest doubt of this—

The truth you tell," he began;

"But I think that you misunderstand me miss,

I am not a marryin' man.

I only thought if you wanted a cab

That I wouldn't be high in my fare,"

And he shuffled the nose-bag round the jaw

Of his patient, hungry mare.

She walked away, nor bade good day,While he thought of the Probate Court."She's a girl, I twig, could give me a digOf a barrister's wig for sport.

She walked away, nor bade good day,

While he thought of the Probate Court.

"She's a girl, I twig, could give me a dig

Of a barrister's wig for sport.

I have only escaped the courts of law,"Quoth he, "by a single hair!"As he finished the knot of his canvas bagOn the nose of his hungry mare.

I have only escaped the courts of law,"

Quoth he, "by a single hair!"

As he finished the knot of his canvas bag

On the nose of his hungry mare.

The fairy QueenM

ANY an intelligent reader will perceive that the following is a pathetic plaint founded on fact. A moral, conveyed in a polyglot sample of weak passages from many a knowing man's career.In one noted instance, the writer while reciting the ballad, closely escaped the chance of assassination, at the hand of a member of the audience, that he fancied it was a versification of his own particular experience, made public, and brought so circumstantially home to him, that he felt the eyes of all were concentrated upon him as the hero of the ballad. Happily he did not carry a revolver, or it would most likely have exploded suddenly in the direction of the platform. But mutual explanations and further enquiry elicited the information that more than one man of that audience occupied the same lamplit boat of retrospect misfortune.Corney Keegan relates his adventure with the picturesque force, derived from practical experience, and many an aching heart will go out to him in sympathy. His story teaches a comprehensive, solemn, and beautiful lesson.

ANY an intelligent reader will perceive that the following is a pathetic plaint founded on fact. A moral, conveyed in a polyglot sample of weak passages from many a knowing man's career.

In one noted instance, the writer while reciting the ballad, closely escaped the chance of assassination, at the hand of a member of the audience, that he fancied it was a versification of his own particular experience, made public, and brought so circumstantially home to him, that he felt the eyes of all were concentrated upon him as the hero of the ballad. Happily he did not carry a revolver, or it would most likely have exploded suddenly in the direction of the platform. But mutual explanations and further enquiry elicited the information that more than one man of that audience occupied the same lamplit boat of retrospect misfortune.

Corney Keegan relates his adventure with the picturesque force, derived from practical experience, and many an aching heart will go out to him in sympathy. His story teaches a comprehensive, solemn, and beautiful lesson.

ME mother often spoke to me,"Corney me boy," siz she,"There's luck in store for you agra!You've been so kind to me!Down be the rath in Reilly's ParkThey say that Larry ShawnThat's gone away across the say,Once cotch a Leprechawn.He grabbed him be the scruff so hard,The little crather swore,That if bowld Larry'd let him go,He should be poor no more!"Just look behind ye Larry dear,"Screeched out the chokin' elf,"There's hapes of goold in buckets there,It's all for Larry's self!If Larry lets the little manGo free again, he'll beNo longer poor but rich an' great!"So Larry let him free.Some say he carried home the gooldAn' hid it in the aves,But some say when the elf was gone'Twas turned to withered laves."If Larry cotch a Leprechawn,"Me mother then 'ed cry,"Why you may ketch a fairy queen,Ma bouchal by an' by!"Near Balligarry now she sleeps,Where great O'Brien bled,And often since I took a thought,Of what me mother said.At last I came to Dublin town,To thry an' sell some pigs,And maybe then I didn't cutA quare owld shine of rigs.I sowld me pigs for forty pound,For they wor clane an' fat,An' thin we hadn't American mate,So they wor chape at that!"Well now," sez I, "me pocket's full,I'll not go home just yit,I'll take a twist up thro' the townAn' thrate meself a bit,"I mosey'd round to Sackville Street,When starin' round me best,I seen a darlin' colleen there,Most beautifully dhressed.A posy in her leghorn hat,An' round her neck, a ruffOf black cock's feathers, jacket too,Of raal expensive stuff,A silver ferruled umberell'In hand with yalla kid,An' thro' a great big hairy muffHer other hand was hid,

ME mother often spoke to me,

"Corney me boy," siz she,

"There's luck in store for you agra!

You've been so kind to me!

Down be the rath in Reilly's Park

They say that Larry Shawn

That's gone away across the say,

Once cotch a Leprechawn.

He grabbed him be the scruff so hard,The little crather swore,That if bowld Larry'd let him go,He should be poor no more!"Just look behind ye Larry dear,"Screeched out the chokin' elf,"There's hapes of goold in buckets there,It's all for Larry's self!If Larry lets the little manGo free again, he'll beNo longer poor but rich an' great!"So Larry let him free.Some say he carried home the gooldAn' hid it in the aves,But some say when the elf was gone'Twas turned to withered laves.

He grabbed him be the scruff so hard,

The little crather swore,

That if bowld Larry'd let him go,

He should be poor no more!

"Just look behind ye Larry dear,"

Screeched out the chokin' elf,

"There's hapes of goold in buckets there,

It's all for Larry's self!

If Larry lets the little man

Go free again, he'll be

No longer poor but rich an' great!"

So Larry let him free.

Some say he carried home the goold

An' hid it in the aves,

But some say when the elf was gone

'Twas turned to withered laves.

"If Larry cotch a Leprechawn,"Me mother then 'ed cry,"Why you may ketch a fairy queen,Ma bouchal by an' by!"Near Balligarry now she sleeps,Where great O'Brien bled,And often since I took a thought,Of what me mother said.

"If Larry cotch a Leprechawn,"

Me mother then 'ed cry,

"Why you may ketch a fairy queen,

Ma bouchal by an' by!"

Near Balligarry now she sleeps,

Where great O'Brien bled,

And often since I took a thought,

Of what me mother said.

At last I came to Dublin town,To thry an' sell some pigs,And maybe then I didn't cutA quare owld shine of rigs.I sowld me pigs for forty pound,For they wor clane an' fat,An' thin we hadn't American mate,So they wor chape at that!

At last I came to Dublin town,

To thry an' sell some pigs,

And maybe then I didn't cut

A quare owld shine of rigs.

I sowld me pigs for forty pound,

For they wor clane an' fat,

An' thin we hadn't American mate,

So they wor chape at that!

"Well now," sez I, "me pocket's full,I'll not go home just yit,I'll take a twist up thro' the townAn' thrate meself a bit,"I mosey'd round to Sackville Street,When starin' round me best,I seen a darlin' colleen there,Most beautifully dhressed.

"Well now," sez I, "me pocket's full,

I'll not go home just yit,

I'll take a twist up thro' the town

An' thrate meself a bit,"

I mosey'd round to Sackville Street,

When starin' round me best,

I seen a darlin' colleen there,

Most beautifully dhressed.

A posy in her leghorn hat,An' round her neck, a ruffOf black cock's feathers, jacket too,Of raal expensive stuff,A silver ferruled umberell'In hand with yalla kid,An' thro' a great big hairy muffHer other hand was hid,

A posy in her leghorn hat,

An' round her neck, a ruff

Of black cock's feathers, jacket too,

Of raal expensive stuff,

A silver ferruled umberell'

In hand with yalla kid,

An' thro' a great big hairy muff

Her other hand was hid,

O like a sweet come-all-ye, inA waltzin' swing, she swep'The toepath, with the music ofHer silken skirt, an' step,To see her turn the corner, thro'The lamplight comin' down,You'd think she owned the freehowld ofThat part of Dublin town!You'd think she owned the sky above,It's moon with all the stars,The thraffic in the streets below,Their thrams, an' carts, an' cars!You'd think that she was landlady,Of all that she could see,An' faith regardin' of meself,She made her own of me!

O like a sweet come-all-ye, in

A waltzin' swing, she swep'

The toepath, with the music of

Her silken skirt, an' step,

To see her turn the corner, thro'

The lamplight comin' down,

You'd think she owned the freehowld of

That part of Dublin town!

You'd think she owned the sky above,

It's moon with all the stars,

The thraffic in the streets below,

Their thrams, an' carts, an' cars!

You'd think that she was landlady,

Of all that she could see,

An' faith regardin' of meself,

She made her own of me!

"O Corney is it you?" siz she,An' up to me she came,I took a start, to hear her there,Pronouncin' out me name;"O Corney, there ye are!" siz sheWid raal familiar smile,An' thin begar she took me arm,Most coaxingly the while;I fluttered like a butterfly,That's born the first of May,Wid pride, as if I had the rightHand side, the Judgment Day!I felt as airy as a lark thatSkies it from the ground,To think she'd walk wid me, poor chap,Wid only forty pound!She took me arm, an' thrapsed wid me,All down be Sackville Sthreet,An' colleens beautifully dhressed,In two's and three's, we meet,An' men that grinned, a greenish grin,Of envy from their eye,To see me wid that lady grand,Like paycock marchin' by.Till comin' to a lamp, I turned,An' gazed into her eyes,Me heart that minute took me throatWid lump of glad surprise,Siz I, "Me jewel, thim two eyes,Are sparklin' awful keen,"I'm sure," siz I, "I've come across,Me mother's Fairy Queen!""O Corney yis," siz she, "I am,A Fairy Queen;" siz she,"An' I can make yer fortune now,If you'll just come with me."Wid that, I ups and says "of coorse!"As bowld as I could spake,"An' sure I will me darlin', ifIts only for your sake."Well, whin we passed the statutes white,Up to O'Connell Brudge,The Fairy Queen smiled up at me,An' gev a knowin' nudge,"Corney!" siz she, "I want a dhrink!""Do ye me dear?" siz I,An' on the minute faith I felt,Meself was shockin' dhry.Well then she brought me coorsin off,Down be the Liffy's walls,An' up a narra gloomy sthreet,Up to a Palace Halls!An' there they wor, all splindid lit,"Come in me love," siz she.I thought me heart'ed brake, to hearHer spake so kind to me!Well in we wint, an' down we sat,Behind a marvel schreen,An' there we dhrank, of drink galore,Me an' the Fairy Queen.She spoke by alphabetic signs,Siz she, "We'll have J.J.An' whin we swalley'd that, siz she,"L.L. is raal O.K."We tossed them off like milk, siz she,"At these we need'nt stick,D. W. D.'s a quench you'll find,A.I, an' up to Dick!"Well thin she left the alphabet,An' flying to the sky,"The three star brand's the best" siz she,"To sparkle up your eye,"Thin "here!" says she "just taste Owld Tom,"But augh! agin me grainIt wint! siz she "It's mum's the word,We'll cure it, wid champagne!"I never drank such sortin's, ofThe drink, in all me life,Signs on it, in the mornin', meDigestion, was at strife!At last, we qualified our drooth,An' up she got, siz she,"We'll just retire to private life,So Corney, come wid me."But just before I stood to go,I siz quite aisy "Miss,You might bestow poor Corney K.One little simple kiss.""Ah! Corney tibbey, sure," said she,"Two if ye like, ye thrush!"O have ye saw the blackberries,Upon the brambly bush?The Johnny Magory still is bright,Whin all the flowers are dead,Her hair, was like the blackberries!Her dhress, Magory red!O have you ever saunthered outUpon a winther's night,Whin the crispy frost, is on the ground,An' all the stars, are bright?Then have you bent your awe sthrick gaze,There, up aginst the skies?The stars are very bright, you think,Well thim was just her eyesWere you ever down at the strawberry beds,An' seen them dhrowned in chrame?Well that was her complexion, andHer teeth, wor shockin' white!An' the music of her laughin' chaff,Was like a beggar's dhrame,Whin he hears the silver jingle, andHis rags are out of sight!I thought the dhrop of dhrink was free,But throth I had to pay!I thought it quare, but then I thought,It was the fairy's way;"Howld on" siz I, "she's thryin' me,Have I an open heart,Before she makes me fortune," so,Begar! I took a startOf reckless generosity,An' flung me money round,'Twas scatthered on the table! InHer lap, an' on the ground!I seen it glitter in the air,Before me wondherin' eyes,Like little yalla breasted imps,All dhroppin from the skies!O then I knew that it was threw,She was a Fairy Queen,The goold, came dhroppin'! whoppin'! hoppin'The like was never seen!I gave a whipping screech of joy!Whin, wid a sudden whack,Some hidden wizard, riz his wand,An' sthruck me from the back,Down came the clout upon the brain,An' froze me senses quite,An' over all me joy at once,There shot the darkest night!I knew no more, till I awoke,An' found meself alone,I thrust me hand, to grasp me purse,Me forty pounds wor gone!O then, with awful cursin', ifI didn't raise the scenes,"Bad luck!" siz I, "to Leprechauns,Bad scran, to Fairy Queens!Bad luck to them, that spreads abroad,Such shockin' lyin' tales,Bad scran has me, that tears me hair,An' forty pounds bewails!"With that, I seen a man, come up,A dark arch, marchin' thro',As if he hadn't any work,Particular to do.He measured me, wid selfish eye,As cat regards a rat,An' whin he spoke, begor I found,'Twas just his price at that!Siz he "What's all this squealin' for?What makes ye bawl?" siz he,Siz he, "I'm a dissective, so,You'll have to come wid me!"Siz he, "Yer shouts wor almost loudEnough, to crack the delph!An' in the mornin' I must bringYe up, before himself!""Arrah! What for?" siz I, an' thin,I towld him all me woe,An' how I woke, an' found meselfAsleep, an' lyin' low.I towld him of the whipsther, thatHad whipped me forty pound,An' left me lyin' fast asleep,In gutther, on the ground.Then leerin' like, he turned, and siz,"You're a nice boy! complate!To go wid Fairy Queens, like that,An' lose yer purse, so nate.Corney!" siz he, "go home!" siz he,"She might have sarved ye worse,I'll thry me best, to ketch the Fay,An' get you back yer purse.But look! don't shout like that again,It was a shockin' shout,It sthruck me, 'twas a house a-fire!You riz up such a rout.I thought you'd wake me wife! she sleeps,Down in a churchyard near!"Wid that, the dark dissective turned,An' bursted in a tear!I dhribbled out a few meself,Me brow, wid shame I bint,An' like a lamb, from slaughter, slow,Wid tottherin' steps I wint,But never, never from that day,Was any tidins' seen,Of me owld purse, me forty pound!Or of the Fairy Queen!Then, whin I thought of Norah's wrath,An' what a power she'd say,Me fine black hair, riz on me skull,An' grew all grizzle gray!O never more, to Dublin town,I'll come, to sell me pigs!I walk a melancholy man,Like one, that's got the jigs,An' in the town of Limerick, ifYou ever chance, to meetA haggard man, wid batthered hat,Come sthridin down the sthreet,An' if he stops, by fits and starts,An' stares at nothin' keen!Say "there goes Corney, look he's mad!He cotch a Fairy Queen."And if you chance in Sackville Sthreet,Or any other way,To meet, all beautifully dhrest,A lovely colleen gay;An' if she chances on the name,That you wor christened by,An' laughs, as if she knew ye,With a cute acquaintance eye,An' if she takes your arm, an' siz,That she's a Fairy Queen,Start back in horror, shout aloud,O woman am I green!Am I before a doctor's shop,Where coloured bottles be?Is there a green light, on my face,That you should spake to me?Go home, O Fairy Queen, go home!At once, an' holus bolus!Remimber, Corney Keegan's purse,An' think of the Dublin Polis

"O Corney is it you?" siz she,

An' up to me she came,

I took a start, to hear her there,

Pronouncin' out me name;

"O Corney, there ye are!" siz she

Wid raal familiar smile,

An' thin begar she took me arm,

Most coaxingly the while;

I fluttered like a butterfly,That's born the first of May,Wid pride, as if I had the rightHand side, the Judgment Day!I felt as airy as a lark thatSkies it from the ground,To think she'd walk wid me, poor chap,Wid only forty pound!

I fluttered like a butterfly,

That's born the first of May,

Wid pride, as if I had the right

Hand side, the Judgment Day!

I felt as airy as a lark that

Skies it from the ground,

To think she'd walk wid me, poor chap,

Wid only forty pound!

She took me arm, an' thrapsed wid me,All down be Sackville Sthreet,An' colleens beautifully dhressed,In two's and three's, we meet,An' men that grinned, a greenish grin,Of envy from their eye,To see me wid that lady grand,Like paycock marchin' by.

She took me arm, an' thrapsed wid me,

All down be Sackville Sthreet,

An' colleens beautifully dhressed,

In two's and three's, we meet,

An' men that grinned, a greenish grin,

Of envy from their eye,

To see me wid that lady grand,

Like paycock marchin' by.

Till comin' to a lamp, I turned,An' gazed into her eyes,Me heart that minute took me throatWid lump of glad surprise,

Till comin' to a lamp, I turned,

An' gazed into her eyes,

Me heart that minute took me throat

Wid lump of glad surprise,

Siz I, "Me jewel, thim two eyes,Are sparklin' awful keen,"I'm sure," siz I, "I've come across,Me mother's Fairy Queen!""O Corney yis," siz she, "I am,A Fairy Queen;" siz she,"An' I can make yer fortune now,If you'll just come with me."Wid that, I ups and says "of coorse!"As bowld as I could spake,"An' sure I will me darlin', ifIts only for your sake."

Siz I, "Me jewel, thim two eyes,

Are sparklin' awful keen,

"I'm sure," siz I, "I've come across,

Me mother's Fairy Queen!"

"O Corney yis," siz she, "I am,

A Fairy Queen;" siz she,

"An' I can make yer fortune now,

If you'll just come with me."

Wid that, I ups and says "of coorse!"

As bowld as I could spake,

"An' sure I will me darlin', if

Its only for your sake."

Well, whin we passed the statutes white,Up to O'Connell Brudge,The Fairy Queen smiled up at me,An' gev a knowin' nudge,"Corney!" siz she, "I want a dhrink!""Do ye me dear?" siz I,An' on the minute faith I felt,Meself was shockin' dhry.

Well, whin we passed the statutes white,

Up to O'Connell Brudge,

The Fairy Queen smiled up at me,

An' gev a knowin' nudge,

"Corney!" siz she, "I want a dhrink!"

"Do ye me dear?" siz I,

An' on the minute faith I felt,

Meself was shockin' dhry.

Well then she brought me coorsin off,Down be the Liffy's walls,An' up a narra gloomy sthreet,Up to a Palace Halls!An' there they wor, all splindid lit,"Come in me love," siz she.I thought me heart'ed brake, to hearHer spake so kind to me!Well in we wint, an' down we sat,Behind a marvel schreen,An' there we dhrank, of drink galore,Me an' the Fairy Queen.She spoke by alphabetic signs,Siz she, "We'll have J.J.An' whin we swalley'd that, siz she,"L.L. is raal O.K."

Well then she brought me coorsin off,

Down be the Liffy's walls,

An' up a narra gloomy sthreet,

Up to a Palace Halls!

An' there they wor, all splindid lit,

"Come in me love," siz she.

I thought me heart'ed brake, to hear

Her spake so kind to me!

Well in we wint, an' down we sat,

Behind a marvel schreen,

An' there we dhrank, of drink galore,

Me an' the Fairy Queen.

She spoke by alphabetic signs,

Siz she, "We'll have J.J.

An' whin we swalley'd that, siz she,

"L.L. is raal O.K."

We tossed them off like milk, siz she,"At these we need'nt stick,D. W. D.'s a quench you'll find,A.I, an' up to Dick!"Well thin she left the alphabet,An' flying to the sky,"The three star brand's the best" siz she,"To sparkle up your eye,"Thin "here!" says she "just taste Owld Tom,"But augh! agin me grainIt wint! siz she "It's mum's the word,We'll cure it, wid champagne!"I never drank such sortin's, ofThe drink, in all me life,Signs on it, in the mornin', meDigestion, was at strife!

We tossed them off like milk, siz she,

"At these we need'nt stick,

D. W. D.'s a quench you'll find,

A.I, an' up to Dick!"

Well thin she left the alphabet,

An' flying to the sky,

"The three star brand's the best" siz she,

"To sparkle up your eye,"

Thin "here!" says she "just taste Owld Tom,"

But augh! agin me grain

It wint! siz she "It's mum's the word,

We'll cure it, wid champagne!"

I never drank such sortin's, of

The drink, in all me life,

Signs on it, in the mornin', me

Digestion, was at strife!

At last, we qualified our drooth,An' up she got, siz she,"We'll just retire to private life,So Corney, come wid me."But just before I stood to go,I siz quite aisy "Miss,You might bestow poor Corney K.One little simple kiss."

At last, we qualified our drooth,

An' up she got, siz she,

"We'll just retire to private life,

So Corney, come wid me."

But just before I stood to go,

I siz quite aisy "Miss,

You might bestow poor Corney K.

One little simple kiss."

"Ah! Corney tibbey, sure," said she,"Two if ye like, ye thrush!"O have ye saw the blackberries,Upon the brambly bush?The Johnny Magory still is bright,Whin all the flowers are dead,Her hair, was like the blackberries!Her dhress, Magory red!

"Ah! Corney tibbey, sure," said she,

"Two if ye like, ye thrush!"

O have ye saw the blackberries,

Upon the brambly bush?

The Johnny Magory still is bright,

Whin all the flowers are dead,

Her hair, was like the blackberries!

Her dhress, Magory red!

O have you ever saunthered outUpon a winther's night,Whin the crispy frost, is on the ground,An' all the stars, are bright?Then have you bent your awe sthrick gaze,There, up aginst the skies?The stars are very bright, you think,Well thim was just her eyes

O have you ever saunthered out

Upon a winther's night,

Whin the crispy frost, is on the ground,

An' all the stars, are bright?

Then have you bent your awe sthrick gaze,

There, up aginst the skies?

The stars are very bright, you think,

Well thim was just her eyes

Were you ever down at the strawberry beds,An' seen them dhrowned in chrame?Well that was her complexion, andHer teeth, wor shockin' white!An' the music of her laughin' chaff,Was like a beggar's dhrame,Whin he hears the silver jingle, andHis rags are out of sight!

Were you ever down at the strawberry beds,

An' seen them dhrowned in chrame?

Well that was her complexion, and

Her teeth, wor shockin' white!

An' the music of her laughin' chaff,

Was like a beggar's dhrame,

Whin he hears the silver jingle, and

His rags are out of sight!

I thought the dhrop of dhrink was free,But throth I had to pay!I thought it quare, but then I thought,It was the fairy's way;"Howld on" siz I, "she's thryin' me,Have I an open heart,Before she makes me fortune," so,Begar! I took a startOf reckless generosity,An' flung me money round,'Twas scatthered on the table! InHer lap, an' on the ground!I seen it glitter in the air,Before me wondherin' eyes,Like little yalla breasted imps,All dhroppin from the skies!O then I knew that it was threw,She was a Fairy Queen,The goold, came dhroppin'! whoppin'! hoppin'The like was never seen!I gave a whipping screech of joy!Whin, wid a sudden whack,Some hidden wizard, riz his wand,An' sthruck me from the back,Down came the clout upon the brain,An' froze me senses quite,An' over all me joy at once,There shot the darkest night!

I thought the dhrop of dhrink was free,

But throth I had to pay!

I thought it quare, but then I thought,

It was the fairy's way;

"Howld on" siz I, "she's thryin' me,

Have I an open heart,

Before she makes me fortune," so,

Begar! I took a start

Of reckless generosity,

An' flung me money round,

'Twas scatthered on the table! In

Her lap, an' on the ground!

I seen it glitter in the air,

Before me wondherin' eyes,

Like little yalla breasted imps,

All dhroppin from the skies!

O then I knew that it was threw,

She was a Fairy Queen,

The goold, came dhroppin'! whoppin'! hoppin'

The like was never seen!

I gave a whipping screech of joy!

Whin, wid a sudden whack,

Some hidden wizard, riz his wand,

An' sthruck me from the back,

Down came the clout upon the brain,

An' froze me senses quite,

An' over all me joy at once,

There shot the darkest night!

I knew no more, till I awoke,An' found meself alone,I thrust me hand, to grasp me purse,Me forty pounds wor gone!O then, with awful cursin', ifI didn't raise the scenes,"Bad luck!" siz I, "to Leprechauns,Bad scran, to Fairy Queens!Bad luck to them, that spreads abroad,Such shockin' lyin' tales,Bad scran has me, that tears me hair,An' forty pounds bewails!"With that, I seen a man, come up,A dark arch, marchin' thro',As if he hadn't any work,Particular to do.He measured me, wid selfish eye,As cat regards a rat,An' whin he spoke, begor I found,'Twas just his price at that!Siz he "What's all this squealin' for?What makes ye bawl?" siz he,Siz he, "I'm a dissective, so,You'll have to come wid me!"Siz he, "Yer shouts wor almost loudEnough, to crack the delph!An' in the mornin' I must bringYe up, before himself!""Arrah! What for?" siz I, an' thin,I towld him all me woe,An' how I woke, an' found meselfAsleep, an' lyin' low.I towld him of the whipsther, thatHad whipped me forty pound,An' left me lyin' fast asleep,In gutther, on the ground.Then leerin' like, he turned, and siz,"You're a nice boy! complate!To go wid Fairy Queens, like that,An' lose yer purse, so nate.Corney!" siz he, "go home!" siz he,"She might have sarved ye worse,I'll thry me best, to ketch the Fay,An' get you back yer purse.But look! don't shout like that again,It was a shockin' shout,It sthruck me, 'twas a house a-fire!You riz up such a rout.

I knew no more, till I awoke,

An' found meself alone,

I thrust me hand, to grasp me purse,

Me forty pounds wor gone!

O then, with awful cursin', if

I didn't raise the scenes,

"Bad luck!" siz I, "to Leprechauns,

Bad scran, to Fairy Queens!

Bad luck to them, that spreads abroad,

Such shockin' lyin' tales,

Bad scran has me, that tears me hair,

An' forty pounds bewails!"

With that, I seen a man, come up,

A dark arch, marchin' thro',

As if he hadn't any work,

Particular to do.

He measured me, wid selfish eye,

As cat regards a rat,

An' whin he spoke, begor I found,

'Twas just his price at that!

Siz he "What's all this squealin' for?

What makes ye bawl?" siz he,

Siz he, "I'm a dissective, so,

You'll have to come wid me!"

Siz he, "Yer shouts wor almost loud

Enough, to crack the delph!

An' in the mornin' I must bring

Ye up, before himself!"

"Arrah! What for?" siz I, an' thin,

I towld him all me woe,

An' how I woke, an' found meself

Asleep, an' lyin' low.

I towld him of the whipsther, that

Had whipped me forty pound,

An' left me lyin' fast asleep,

In gutther, on the ground.

Then leerin' like, he turned, and siz,

"You're a nice boy! complate!

To go wid Fairy Queens, like that,

An' lose yer purse, so nate.

Corney!" siz he, "go home!" siz he,

"She might have sarved ye worse,

I'll thry me best, to ketch the Fay,

An' get you back yer purse.

But look! don't shout like that again,

It was a shockin' shout,

It sthruck me, 'twas a house a-fire!

You riz up such a rout.

I thought you'd wake me wife! she sleeps,Down in a churchyard near!"Wid that, the dark dissective turned,An' bursted in a tear!I dhribbled out a few meself,Me brow, wid shame I bint,An' like a lamb, from slaughter, slow,Wid tottherin' steps I wint,But never, never from that day,Was any tidins' seen,Of me owld purse, me forty pound!Or of the Fairy Queen!

I thought you'd wake me wife! she sleeps,

Down in a churchyard near!"

Wid that, the dark dissective turned,

An' bursted in a tear!

I dhribbled out a few meself,

Me brow, wid shame I bint,

An' like a lamb, from slaughter, slow,

Wid tottherin' steps I wint,

But never, never from that day,

Was any tidins' seen,

Of me owld purse, me forty pound!

Or of the Fairy Queen!

Then, whin I thought of Norah's wrath,An' what a power she'd say,Me fine black hair, riz on me skull,An' grew all grizzle gray!O never more, to Dublin town,I'll come, to sell me pigs!I walk a melancholy man,Like one, that's got the jigs,An' in the town of Limerick, ifYou ever chance, to meetA haggard man, wid batthered hat,Come sthridin down the sthreet,An' if he stops, by fits and starts,An' stares at nothin' keen!Say "there goes Corney, look he's mad!He cotch a Fairy Queen."And if you chance in Sackville Sthreet,Or any other way,To meet, all beautifully dhrest,A lovely colleen gay;

Then, whin I thought of Norah's wrath,

An' what a power she'd say,

Me fine black hair, riz on me skull,

An' grew all grizzle gray!

O never more, to Dublin town,

I'll come, to sell me pigs!

I walk a melancholy man,

Like one, that's got the jigs,

An' in the town of Limerick, if

You ever chance, to meet

A haggard man, wid batthered hat,

Come sthridin down the sthreet,

An' if he stops, by fits and starts,

An' stares at nothin' keen!

Say "there goes Corney, look he's mad!

He cotch a Fairy Queen."

And if you chance in Sackville Sthreet,

Or any other way,

To meet, all beautifully dhrest,

A lovely colleen gay;

An' if she chances on the name,That you wor christened by,An' laughs, as if she knew ye,With a cute acquaintance eye,An' if she takes your arm, an' siz,That she's a Fairy Queen,Start back in horror, shout aloud,

An' if she chances on the name,

That you wor christened by,

An' laughs, as if she knew ye,

With a cute acquaintance eye,

An' if she takes your arm, an' siz,

That she's a Fairy Queen,

Start back in horror, shout aloud,

O woman am I green!Am I before a doctor's shop,Where coloured bottles be?Is there a green light, on my face,That you should spake to me?Go home, O Fairy Queen, go home!At once, an' holus bolus!Remimber, Corney Keegan's purse,An' think of the Dublin Polis

O woman am I green!

Am I before a doctor's shop,

Where coloured bottles be?

Is there a green light, on my face,

That you should spake to me?

Go home, O Fairy Queen, go home!

At once, an' holus bolus!

Remimber, Corney Keegan's purse,

An' think of the Dublin Polis

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