Leo. How? gone?Ser. Is dead
Leo. Apollo's angry, and the Heauens themseluesDoe strike at my Iniustice. How now there?Paul. This newes is mortall to the Queene: Look downeAnd see what Death is doing
Leo. Take her hence:Her heart is but o're-charg'd: she will recouer.I haue too much beleeu'd mine owne suspition:'Beseech you tenderly apply to herSome remedies for life. Apollo pardonMy great prophanenesse 'gainst thine Oracle.Ile reconcile me to Polixenes,New woe my Queene, recall the good Camillo(Whom I proclaime a man of Truth, of Mercy:)For being transported by my IealousiesTo bloody thoughts, and to reuenge, I choseCamillo for the minister, to poysonMy friend Polixenes: which had been done,But that the good mind of Camillo tardiedMy swift command: though I with Death, and withReward, did threaten and encourage him,Not doing it, and being done: he (most humane,And fill'd with Honor) to my Kingly GuestVnclasp'd my practise, quit his fortunes here(Which you knew great) and to the hazardOf all Incertainties, himselfe commended,No richer then his Honor: How he glistersThrough my Rust? and how his PietieDo's my deeds make the blacker?Paul. Woe the while:O cut my Lace, least my heart (cracking it)Breake too
Lord. What fit is this? good Lady?Paul. What studied torments (Tyrant) hast for me?What Wheeles? Racks? Fires? What flaying? boyling?In Leads, or Oyles? What old, or newer TortureMust I receiue? whose euery word deseruesTo taste of thy most worst. Thy Tyranny(Together working with thy Iealousies,Fancies too weake for Boyes, too greene and idleFor Girles of Nine) O thinke what they haue done,And then run mad indeed: starke-mad: for allThy by-gone fooleries were but spices of it.That thou betrayed'st Polixenes, 'twas nothing,(That did but shew thee, of a Foole, inconstant,And damnable ingratefull:) Nor was't much.Thou would'st haue poyson'd good Camillo's Honor,To haue him kill a King: poore Trespasses,More monstrous standing by: whereof I reckonThe casting forth to Crowes, thy Baby-daughter,To be or none, or little; though a DeuillWould haue shed water out of fire, ere don't;Nor is't directly layd to thee, the deathOf the young Prince, whose honorable thoughts(Thoughts high for one so tender) cleft the heartThat could conceiue a grosse and foolish SireBlemish'd his gracious Dam: this is not, no,Layd to thy answere: but the last: O Lords,When I haue said, cry woe: the Queene, the Queene,The sweet'st, deer'st creature's dead: & vengeance for'tNot drop'd downe yet
Lord. The higher powres forbid
Pau. I say she's dead: Ile swear't. If word, nor oathPreuaile not, go and see: if you can bringTincture, or lustre in her lip, her eyeHeate outwardly, or breath within, Ile serue youAs I would do the Gods. But, O thou Tyrant,Do not repent these things, for they are heauierThen all thy woes can stirre: therefore betake theeTo nothing but dispaire. A thousand knees,Ten thousand yeares together, naked, fasting,Vpon a barren Mountaine, and still WinterIn storme perpetuall, could not moue the GodsTo looke that way thou wer't
Leo. Go on, go on:Thou canst not speake too much, I haue deseru'dAll tongues to talke their bittrest
Lord. Say no more;How ere the businesse goes, you haue made faultI'th boldnesse of your speech
Pau. I am sorry for't;All faults I make, when I shall come to know them,I do repent: Alas, I haue shew'd too muchThe rashnesse of a woman: he is touchtTo th' Noble heart. What's gone, and what's past helpeShould be past greefe: Do not receiue afflictionAt my petition; I beseech you, ratherLet me be punish'd, that haue minded youOf what you should forget. Now (good my Liege)Sir, Royall Sir, forgiue a foolish woman:The loue I bore your Queene (Lo, foole againe)Ile speake of her no more, nor of your Children:Ile not remember you of my owne Lord,(Who is lost too:) take your patience to you,And Ile say nothing
Leo. Thou didst speake but well,When most the truth: which I receyue much better,Then to be pittied of thee. Prethee bring meTo the dead bodies of my Queene, and Sonne,One graue shall be for both: Vpon them shallThe causes of their death appeare (vntoOur shame perpetuall) once a day, Ile visitThe Chappell where they lye, and teares shed thereShall be my recreation. So long as NatureWill beare vp with this exercise, so longI dayly vow to vse it. Come, and leade meTo these sorrowes.
Exeunt.
Scaena Tertia.
Enter Antigonus, a Marriner, Babe, Sheepeheard, and Clowne.
Ant. Thou art perfect then, our ship hath toucht vponThe Desarts of Bohemia
Mar. I (my Lord) and feareWe haue Landed in ill time: the skies looke grimly,And threaten present blusters. In my conscienceThe heauens with that we haue in hand, are angry,And frowne vpon's
Ant. Their sacred wil's be done: go get a-boord,Looke to thy barke, Ile not be long beforeI call vpon thee
Mar. Make your best haste, and go notToo-farre i'th Land: 'tis like to be lowd weather,Besides this place is famous for the CreaturesOf prey, that keepe vpon't
Antig. Go thou away,Ile follow instantly
Mar. I am glad at heartTo be so ridde o'th businesse.
Exit
Ant. Come, poore babe;I haue heard (but not beleeu'd) the Spirits o'th' deadMay walke againe: if such thing be, thy MotherAppear'd to me last night: for ne're was dreameSo like a waking. To me comes a creature,Sometimes her head on one side, some another,I neuer saw a vessell of like sorrowSo fill'd, and so becomming: in pure white RobesLike very sanctity she did approachMy Cabine where I lay: thrice bow'd before me,And (gasping to begin some speech) her eyesBecame two spouts; the furie spent, anonDid this breake from her. Good Antigonus,Since Fate (against thy better disposition)Hath made thy person for the Thrower-outOf my poore babe, according to thine oath,Places remote enough are in Bohemia,There weepe, and leaue it crying: and for the babeIs counted lost for euer, PerditaI prethee call't: For this vngentle businessePut on thee, by my Lord, thou ne're shalt seeThy Wife Paulina more: and so, with shriekesShe melted into Ayre. Affrighted much,I did in time collect my selfe, and thoughtThis was so, and no slumber: Dreames, are toyes,Yet for this once, yea superstitiously,I will be squar'd by this. I do beleeueHermione hath suffer'd death, and thatApollo would (this being indeede the issueOf King Polixenes) it should heere be laide(Either for life, or death) vpon the earthOf it's right Father. Blossome, speed thee well,There lye, and there thy charracter: there these,Which may if Fortune please, both breed thee (pretty)And still rest thine. The storme beginnes, poore wretch,That for thy mothers fault, art thus expos'dTo losse, and what may follow. Weepe I cannot,But my heart bleedes: and most accurst am ITo be by oath enioyn'd to this. Farewell,The day frownes more and more: thou'rt like to haueA lullabie too rough: I neuer sawThe heauens so dim, by day. A sauage clamor?Well may I get a-boord: This is the Chace,I am gone for euer.
Exit pursued by a Beare.
Shep. I would there were no age betweene ten and three and twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest: for there is nothing (in the betweene) but getting wenches with childe, wronging the Auncientry, stealing, fighting, hearke you now: would any but these boyldebraines of nineteene, and two and twenty hunt this weather? They haue scarr'd away two of my best Sheepe, which I feare the Wolfe will sooner finde then the Maister; if any where I haue them, 'tis by the sea-side, brouzing of Iuy. Good-lucke (and't be thy will) what haue we heere? Mercy on's, a Barne? A very pretty barne; A boy, or a Childe I wonder? (A pretty one, a verie prettie one) sure some Scape; Though I am not bookish, yet I can reade Waiting-Gentlewoman in the scape: this has beene some staire-worke, some Trunke-worke, some behinde-doore worke: they were warmer that got this, then the poore Thing is heere. Ile take it vp for pity, yet Ile tarry till my sonne come: he hallow'd but euen now. Whoa-ho-hoa. Enter Clowne.
Clo. Hilloa, loa
Shep. What? art so neere? If thou'lt see a thing to talke on, when thou art dead and rotten, come hither: what ayl'st thou, man? Clo. I haue seene two such sights, by Sea & by Land: but I am not to say it is a Sea, for it is now the skie, betwixt the Firmament and it, you cannot thrust a bodkins point
Shep. Why boy, how is it? Clo. I would you did but see how it chafes, how it rages, how it takes vp the shore, but that's not to the point: Oh, the most pitteous cry of the poore soules, sometimes to see 'em, and not to see 'em: Now the Shippe boaring the Moone with her maine Mast, and anon swallowed with yest and froth, as you'ld thrust a Corke into a hogshead. And then for the Land-seruice, to see how the Beare tore out his shoulder-bone, how he cride to mee for helpe, and said his name was Antigonus, a Nobleman: But to make an end of the Ship, to see how the Sea flapdragon'd it: but first, how the poore soules roared, and the sea mock'd them: and how the poore Gentleman roared, and the Beare mock'd him, both roaring lowder then the sea, or weather
Shep. Name of mercy, when was this boy?Clo. Now, now: I haue not wink'd since I saw thesesights: the men are not yet cold vnder water, nor theBeare halfe din'd on the Gentleman: he's at it now
Shep. Would I had bin by, to haue help'd the oldeman
Clo. I would you had beene by the ship side, to hauehelp'd her; there your charity would haue lack'd footing
Shep. Heauy matters, heauy matters: but looke thee heere boy. Now blesse thy selfe: thou met'st with things dying, I with things new borne. Here's a sight for thee: Looke thee, a bearing-cloath for a Squires childe: looke thee heere, take vp, take vp (Boy:) open't: so, let's see, it was told me I should be rich by the Fairies. This is some Changeling: open't: what's within, boy? Clo. You're a mad olde man: If the sinnes of your youth are forgiuen you, you're well to liue. Golde, all Gold
Shep. This is Faiery Gold boy, and 'twill proue so: vp with't, keepe it close: home, home, the next way. We are luckie (boy) and to bee so still requires nothing but secrecie. Let my sheepe go: Come (good boy) the next way home
Clo. Go you the next way with your Findings, Ile go see if the Beare bee gone from the Gentleman, and how much he hath eaten: they are neuer curst but when they are hungry: if there be any of him left, Ile bury it
Shep. That's a good deed: if thou mayest discerne by that which is left of him, what he is, fetch me to th' sight of him
Clowne. 'Marry will I: and you shall helpe to put himi'th' ground
Shep. 'Tis a lucky day, boy, and wee'l do good deedson't.
Exeunt.
Actus Quartus. Scena Prima.
Enter Time, the Chorus.
Time. I that please some, try all: both ioy and terrorOf good, and bad: that makes, and vnfolds error,Now take vpon me (in the name of Time)To vse my wings: Impute it not a crimeTo me, or my swift passage, that I slideOre sixteene yeeres, and leaue the growth vntrideOf that wide gap, since it is in my powreTo orethrow Law, and in one selfe-borne howreTo plant, and orewhelme Custome. Let me passeThe same I am, ere ancient'st Order was,Or what is now receiu'd. I witnesse toThe times that brought them in, so shall I doTo th' freshest things now reigning, and make staleThe glistering of this present, as my TaleNow seemes to it: your patience this allowing,I turne my glasse, and giue my Scene such growingAs you had slept betweene: Leontes leauingTh' effects of his fond iealousies, so greeuingThat he shuts vp himselfe. Imagine me(Gentle Spectators) that I now may beIn faire Bohemia, and remember well,I mentioned a sonne o'th' Kings, which FlorizellI now name to you: and with speed so paceTo speake of Perdita, now growne in graceEquall with wond'ring. What of her insuesI list not prophesie: but let Times newesBe knowne when 'tis brought forth. A shepherds daughterAnd what to her adheres, which followes after,Is th' argument of Time: of this allow,If euer you haue spent time worse, ere now:If neuer, yet that Time himselfe doth say,He wishes earnestly, you neuer may.Enter.
Scena Secunda.
Enter Polixenes, and Camillo.
Pol. I pray thee (good Camillo) be no more importunate: 'tis a sicknesse denying thee any thing: a death to grant this
Cam. It is fifteene yeeres since I saw my Countrey: though I haue (for the most part) bin ayred abroad, I desire to lay my bones there. Besides, the penitent King (my Master) hath sent for me, to whose feeling sorrowes I might be some allay, or I oreweene to thinke so) which is another spurre to my departure
Pol. As thou lou'st me (Camillo) wipe not out the rest of thy seruices, by leauing me now: the neede I haue of thee, thine owne goodnesse hath made: better not to haue had thee, then thus to want thee, thou hauing made me Businesses, (which none (without thee) can sufficiently manage) must either stay to execute them thy selfe, or take away with thee the very seruices thou hast done: which if I haue not enough considered (as too much I cannot) to bee more thankefull to thee, shall bee my studie, and my profite therein, the heaping friendshippes. Of that fatall Countrey Sicillia, prethee speake no more, whose very naming, punnishes me with the remembrance of that penitent (as thou calst him) and reconciled King my brother, whose losse of his most precious Queene & Children, are euen now to be a-fresh lamented. Say to me, when saw'st thou the Prince Florizell my son? Kings are no lesse vnhappy, their issue, not being gracious, then they are in loosing them, when they haue approued their Vertues
Cam. Sir, it is three dayes since I saw the Prince: what his happier affayres may be, are to me vnknowne: but I haue (missingly) noted, he is of late much retyred from Court, and is lesse frequent to his Princely exercises then formerly he hath appeared
Pol. I haue considered so much (Camillo) and with some care, so farre, that I haue eyes vnder my seruice, which looke vpon his remouednesse: from whom I haue this Intelligence, that he is seldome from the house of a most homely shepheard: a man (they say) that from very nothing, and beyond the imagination of his neighbors, is growne into an vnspeakable estate
Cam. I haue heard (sir) of such a man, who hath a daughter of most rare note: the report of her is extended more, then can be thought to begin from such a cottage Pol. That's likewise part of my Intelligence: but (I feare) the Angle that pluckes our sonne thither. Thou shalt accompany vs to the place, where we will (not appearing what we are) haue some question with the shepheard; from whose simplicity, I thinke it not vneasie to get the cause of my sonnes resort thether. 'Prethe be my present partner in this busines, and lay aside the thoughts of Sicillia
Cam. I willingly obey your command
Pol. My best Camillo, we must disguise our selues.
Exit
Scena Tertia.
Enter Autolicus singing
When Daffadils begin to peere,With heigh the Doxy ouer the dale,Why then comes in the sweet o'the yeere,For the red blood raigns in y winters pale.The white sheete bleaching on the hedge,With hey the sweet birds, O how they sing:Doth set my pugging tooth an edge,For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King.The Larke, that tirra Lyra chaunts,With heigh, the Thrush and the Iay:Are Summer songs for me and my AuntsWhile we lye tumbling in the hay.I haue seru'd Prince Florizell, and in my time wore threepile, but now I am out of seruice.But shall I go mourne for that (my deere)the pale Moone shines by night:And when I wander here, and thereI then do most go right.If Tinkers may haue leaue to liue,and beare the Sow-skin Bowget,Then my account I well may giue,and in the Stockes auouch-it.My Trafficke is sheetes: when the Kite builds, looke tolesser Linnen. My Father nam'd me Autolicus, who being(as I am) lytter'd vnder Mercurie, was likewise asnapper-vp of vnconsidered trifles: With Dye and drab,I purchas'd this Caparison, and my Reuennew is the sillyCheate. Gallowes, and Knocke, are too powerfull onthe Highway. Beating and hanging are terrors to mee:For the life to come, I sleepe out the thought of it. Aprize, a prize.Enter Clowne.
Clo. Let me see, euery Leauen-weather toddes, euerytod yeeldes pound and odde shilling: fifteene hundredshorne, what comes the wooll too?Aut. If the sprindge hold, the Cocke's mine
Clo. I cannot do't without Compters. Let mee see, what am I to buy for our Sheepe-shearing-Feast? Three pound of Sugar, fiue pound of Currence, Rice: What will this sister of mine do with Rice? But my father hath made her Mistris of the Feast, and she layes it on. Shee hath made-me four and twenty Nose-gayes for the shearers (three-man song-men, all, and very good ones) but they are most of them Meanes and Bases; but one Puritan amongst them, and he sings Psalmes to horne-pipes. I must haue Saffron to colour the Warden Pies, Mace: Dates, none: that's out of my note: Nutmegges, seuen; a Race or two of Ginger, but that I may begge: Foure pound of Prewyns, and as many of Reysons o'th Sun
Aut. Oh, that euer I was borne
Clo. I'th' name of me
Aut. Oh helpe me, helpe mee: plucke but off theseragges: and then, death, death
Clo. Alacke poore soule, thou hast need of more ragsto lay on thee, rather then haue these off
Aut. Oh sir, the loathsomnesse of them offend mee, more then the stripes I haue receiued, which are mightie ones and millions
Clo. Alas poore man, a million of beating may come to a great matter
Aut. I am rob'd sir, and beaten: my money, and apparrell tane from me, and these detestable things put vpon me
Clo. What, by a horse-man, or a foot-man?Aut. A footman (sweet sir) a footman
Clo. Indeed, he should be a footman, by the garments he has left with thee: If this bee a horsemans Coate, it hath seene very hot seruice. Lend me thy hand, Ile helpe thee. Come, lend me thy hand
Aut. Oh good sir, tenderly, oh
Clo. Alas poore soule
Aut. Oh good sir, softly, good sir: I feare (sir) myshoulder-blade is out
Clo. How now? Canst stand?Aut. Softly, deere sir: good sir, softly: you ha doneme a charitable office
Clo. Doest lacke any mony? I haue a little mony forthee
Aut. No, good sweet sir: no, I beseech you sir: I haue a Kinsman not past three quarters of a mile hence, vnto whome I was going: I shall there haue money, or anie thing I want: Offer me no money I pray you, that killes my heart
Clow. What manner of Fellow was hee that robb'd you? Aut. A fellow (sir) that I haue knowne to goe about with Troll-my-dames: I knew him once a seruant of the Prince: I cannot tell good sir, for which of his Vertues it was, but hee was certainely Whipt out of the Court
Clo. His vices you would say: there's no vertue whipt out of the Court: they cherish it to make it stay there; and yet it will no more but abide
Aut. Vices I would say (Sir.) I know this man well, he hath bene since an Ape-bearer, then a Processe-seruer (a Bayliffe) then hee compast a Motion of the Prodigall sonne, and married a Tinkers wife, within a Mile where my Land and Liuing lyes; and (hauing flowne ouer many knauish professions) he setled onely in Rogue: some call him Autolicus
Clo. Out vpon him: Prig, for my life Prig: he hauntsWakes, Faires, and Beare-baitings
Aut. Very true sir: he sir hee: that's the Rogue thatput me into this apparrell
Clo. Not a more cowardly Rogue in all Bohemia; If you had but look'd bigge, and spit at him, hee'ld haue runne
Aut. I must confesse to you (sir) I am no fighter: I amfalse of heart that way, & that he knew I warrant him
Clo. How do you now?Aut. Sweet sir, much better then I was: I can stand,and walke: I will euen take my leaue of you, & pace softlytowards my Kinsmans
Clo. Shall I bring thee on the way?Aut. No, good fac'd sir, no sweet sir
Clo. Then fartheewell, I must go buy Spices for oursheepe-shearing.Enter.
Aut. Prosper you sweet sir. Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your Spice: Ile be with you at your sheepe-shearing too: If I make not this Cheat bring out another, and the sheerers proue sheepe, let me be vnrold, and my name put in the booke of Vertue. Song. Iog-on, Iog-on, the foot-path way, And merrily hent the Stile-a: A merry heart goes all the day, Your sad tyres in a Mile-a. Enter.
Scena Quarta.
Enter Florizell, Perdita, Shepherd, Clowne, Polixenes, Camillo,Mopsa,Dorcas, Seruants, Autolicus.
Flo. These your vnvsuall weeds, to each part of youDo's giue a life: no Shepherdesse, but FloraPeering in Aprils front. This your sheepe-shearing,Is as a meeting of the petty Gods,And you the Queene on't
Perd. Sir: my gracious Lord,To chide at your extreames, it not becomes me:(Oh pardon, that I name them:) your high selfeThe gracious marke o'th' Land, you haue obscur'dWith a Swaines wearing: and me (poore lowly Maide)Most Goddesse-like prank'd vp: But that our FeastsIn euery Messe, haue folly; and the FeedersDigest with a Custome, I should blushTo see you so attyr'd: sworne I thinke,To shew my selfe a glasse
Flo. I blesse the timeWhen my good Falcon, made her flight a-crosseThy Fathers ground
Perd. Now Ioue affoord you cause:To me the difference forges dread (your GreatnesseHath not beene vs'd to feare:) euen now I trembleTo thinke your Father, by some accidentShould passe this way, as you did: Oh the Fates,How would he looke, to see his worke, so noble,Vildely bound vp? What would he say? Or howShould I (in these my borrowed Flaunts) beholdThe sternnesse of his presence?Flo. ApprehendNothing but iollity: the Goddes themselues(Humbling their Deities to loue) haue takenThe shapes of Beasts vpon them. Iupiter,Became a Bull, and bellow'd: the greene NeptuneA Ram, and bleated: and the Fire-roab'd-GodGolden Apollo, a poore humble Swaine,As I seeme now. Their transformations,Were neuer for a peece of beauty, rarer,Nor in a way so chaste: since my desiresRun not before mine honor: nor my LustsBurne hotter then my Faith
Perd. O but Sir,Your resolution cannot hold, when 'tisOppos'd (as it must be) by th' powre of the King:One of these two must be necessities,Which then will speake, that you must change this purpose,Or I my life
Flo. Thou deer'st Perdita,With these forc'd thoughts, I prethee darken notThe Mirth o'th' Feast: Or Ile be thine (my Faire)Or not my Fathers. For I cannot beMine owne, nor any thing to any, ifI be not thine. To this I am most constant,Though destiny say no. Be merry (Gentle)Strangle such thoughts as these, with any thingThat you behold the while. Your guests are comming:Lift vp your countenance, as it were the dayOf celebration of that nuptiall, whichWe two haue sworne shall come
Perd. O Lady Fortune,Stand you auspicious
Flo. See, your Guests approach,Addresse your selfe to entertaine them sprightly,And let's be red with mirth
Shep. Fy (daughter) when my old wife liu'd: vponThis day, she was both Pantler, Butler, Cooke,Both Dame and Seruant: Welcom'd all: seru'd all,Would sing her song, and dance her turne: now heereAt vpper end o'th Table; now, i'th middle:On his shoulder, and his: her face o' fireWith labour, and the thing she tooke to quench itShe would to each one sip. You are retyred,As if you were a feasted one: and notThe Hostesse of the meeting: Pray you bidThese vnknowne friends to's welcome, for it isA way to make vs better Friends, more knowne.Come, quench your blushes, and present your selfeThat which you are, Mistris o'th' Feast. Come on,And bid vs welcome to your sheepe-shearing,As your good flocke shall prosper
Perd. Sir, welcome:It is my Fathers will, I should take on meeThe Hostesseship o'th' day: you're welcome sir.Giue me those Flowres there (Dorcas.) Reuerend Sirs,For you, there's Rosemary, and Rue, these keepeSeeming, and sauour all the Winter long:Grace, and Remembrance be to you both,And welcome to our Shearing
Pol. Shepherdesse,(A faire one are you:) well you fit our agesWith flowres of Winter
Perd. Sir, the yeare growing ancient,Not yet on summers death, nor on the birthOf trembling winter, the fayrest flowres o'th seasonAre our Carnations, and streak'd Gilly-vors,(Which some call Natures bastards) of that kindOur rusticke Gardens barren, and I care notTo get slips of them
Pol. Wherefore (gentle Maiden)Do you neglect them
Perd. For I haue heard it said,There is an Art, which in their pidenesse sharesWith great creating-Nature
Pol. Say there be:Yet Nature is made better by no meane,But Nature makes that Meane: so ouer that Art,(Which you say addes to Nature) is an ArtThat Nature makes: you see (sweet Maid) we marryA gentler Sien, to the wildest Stocke,And make conceyue a barke of baser kindeBy bud of Nobler race. This is an ArtWhich do's mend Nature: change it rather, butThe Art it selfe, is Nature
Perd. So it is
Pol. Then make you Garden rich in Gilly' vors,And do not call them bastards
Perd. Ile not putThe Dible in earth, to set one slip of them:No more then were I painted, I would wishThis youth should say 'twer well: and onely thereforeDesire to breed by me. Here's flowres for you:Hot Lauender, Mints, Sauory, Mariorum,The Mary-gold, that goes to bed with' Sun,And with him rises, weeping: These are flowresOf middle summer, and I thinke they are giuenTo men of middle age. Y'are very welcome
Cam. I should leaue grasing, were I of your flocke,And onely liue by gazing
Perd. Out alas:You'ld be so leane, that blasts of IanuaryWould blow you through and through. Now (my fairst Friend,I would I had some Flowres o'th Spring, that mightBecome your time of day: and yours, and yours,That weare vpon your Virgin-branches yetYour Maiden-heads growing: O Proserpina,For the Flowres now, that (frighted) thou let'st fallFrom Dysses Waggon: Daffadils,That come before the Swallow dares, and takeThe windes of March with beauty: Violets (dim,But sweeter then the lids of Iuno's eyes,Or Cytherea's breath) pale Prime-roses,That dye vnmarried, ere they can beholdBright Phoebus in his strength (a MaladieMost incident to Maids:) bold Oxlips, andThe Crowne Imperiall: Lillies of all kinds,(The Flowre-de-Luce being one.) O, these I lacke,To make you Garlands of) and my sweet friend,To strew him o're, and ore
Flo. What? like a Coarse?Perd. No, like a banke, for Loue to lye, and play on:Not like a Coarse: or if: not to be buried,But quicke, and in mine armes. Come, take your flours,Me thinkes I play as I haue seene them doIn Whitson-Pastorals: Sure this Robe of mineDo's change my disposition:Flo. What you do,Still betters what is done. When you speake (Sweet)I'ld haue you do it euer: When you sing,I'ld haue you buy, and sell so: so giue Almes,Pray so: and for the ord'ring your Affayres,To sing them too. When you do dance, I wish youA waue o'th Sea, that you might euer doNothing but that: moue still, still so:And owne no other Function. Each your doing,(So singular, in each particular)Crownes what you are doing, in the present deeds,That all your Actes, are Queenes
Perd. O Doricles,Your praises are too large: but that your youthAnd the true blood which peepes fairely through't,Do plainly giue you out an vnstain'd ShepherdWith wisedome, I might feare (my Doricles)You woo'd me the false way
Flo. I thinke you haueAs little skill to feare, as I haue purposeTo put you to't. But come, our dance I pray,Your hand (my Perdita:) so Turtles paireThat neuer meane to part
Perd. Ile sweare for 'em
Pol. This is the prettiest Low-borne Lasse, that euerRan on the greene-sord: Nothing she do's, or seemesBut smackes of something greater then her selfe,Too Noble for this place
Cam. He tels her somethingThat makes her blood looke on't: Good sooth she isThe Queene of Curds and Creame
Clo. Come on: strike vp
Dorcas. Mopsa must be your Mistris: marry Garlick to mend her kissing with
Mop. Now in good time
Clo. Not a word, a word, we stand vpon our manners,Come, strike vp.
Heere a Daunce of Shepheards and Shephearddesses.
Pol. Pray good Shepheard, what faire Swaine is this,Which dances with your daughter?Shep. They call him Doricles, and boasts himselfeTo haue a worthy Feeding; but I haue itVpon his owne report, and I beleeue it:He lookes like sooth: he sayes he loues my daughter,I thinke so too; for neuer gaz'd the MooneVpon the water, as hee'l stand and readeAs 'twere my daughters eyes: and to be plaine,I thinke there is not halfe a kisse to chooseWho loues another best
Pol. She dances featly
Shep. So she do's any thing, though I report itThat should be silent: If yong DoriclesDo light vpon her, she shall bring him thatWhich he not dreames of.Enter Seruant.
Ser. O Master: if you did but heare the Pedler at the doore, you would neuer dance againe after a Tabor and Pipe: no, the Bag-pipe could not moue you: hee singes seuerall Tunes, faster then you'l tell money: hee vtters them as he had eaten ballads, and all mens eares grew to his Tunes
Clo. He could neuer come better: hee shall come in: I loue a ballad but euen too well, if it be dolefull matter merrily set downe: or a very pleasant thing indeede, and sung lamentably
Ser. He hath songs for man, or woman, of all sizes: No Milliner can so fit his customers with Gloues: he has the prettiest Loue-songs for Maids, so without bawdrie (which is strange,) with such delicate burthens of Dildo's and Fadings: Iump-her, and thump-her; and where some stretch-mouth'd Rascall, would (as it were) meane mischeefe, and breake a fowle gap into the Matter, hee makes the maid to answere, Whoop, doe me no harme good man: put's him off, slights him, with Whoop, doe mee no harme good man
Pol. This is a braue fellow
Clo. Beleeue mee, thou talkest of an admirable conceited fellow, has he any vnbraided Wares? Ser. Hee hath Ribbons of all the colours i'th Rainebow; Points, more then all the Lawyers in Bohemia, can learnedly handle, though they come to him by th' grosse: Inckles, Caddysses, Cambrickes, Lawnes: why he sings em ouer, as they were Gods, or Goddesses: you would thinke a Smocke were a shee-Angell, he so chauntes to the sleeue-hand, and the worke about the square on't
Clo. Pre'thee bring him in, and let him approach singing
Perd. Forewarne him, that he vse no scurrilous wordsin's tunes
Clow. You haue of these Pedlers, that haue more inthem, then youl'd thinke (Sister.)Perd. I, good brother, or go about to thinke.Enter Autolicus singing.
Lawne as white as driuen Snow,Cypresse blacke as ere was Crow,Gloues as sweete as Damaske Roses,Maskes for faces, and for noses:Bugle-bracelet, Necke-lace Amber,Perfume for a Ladies Chamber:Golden Quoifes, and StomachersFor my Lads, to giue their deers:Pins, and poaking-stickes of steele.What Maids lacke from head to heele:Come buy of me, come: come buy, come buy,Buy Lads, or else your Lasses cry: Come buy
Clo. If I were not in loue with Mopsa, thou shouldst take no money of me, but being enthrall'd as I am, it will also be the bondage of certaine Ribbons and Gloues
Mop. I was promis'd them against the Feast, but theycome not too late now
Dor. He hath promis'd you more then that, or therebe lyars
Mop. He hath paid you all he promis'd you: 'May be he has paid you more, which will shame you to giue him againe
Clo. Is there no manners left among maids? Will they weare their plackets, where they should bear their faces? Is there not milking-time? When you are going to bed? Or kill-hole? To whistle of these secrets, but you must be tittle-tatling before all our guests? 'Tis well they are whispring: clamor your tongues, and not a word more
Mop. I haue done; Come you promis'd me a tawdrylace,and a paire of sweet Gloues
Clo. Haue I not told thee how I was cozen'd by theway, and lost all my money
Aut. And indeed Sir, there are Cozeners abroad, therforeit behooues men to be wary
Clo. Feare not thou man, thou shalt lose nothing hereAut. I hope so sir, for I haue about me many parcelsof charge
Clo. What hast heere? Ballads?Mop. Pray now buy some: I loue a ballet in print, alife, for then we are sure they are true
Aut. Here's one, to a very dolefull tune, how a Vsurers wife was brought to bed of twenty money baggs at a burthen, and how she long'd to eate Adders heads, and Toads carbonado'd
Mop. Is it true, thinke you?Aut. Very true, and but a moneth old
Dor. Blesse me from marrying a Vsurer
Aut. Here's the Midwiues name to't: one Mist[ris]. Tale-Porter,and fiue or six honest Wiues, that were present.Why should I carry lyes abroad?Mop. 'Pray you now buy it
Clo. Come-on, lay it by: and let's first see moe Ballads:Wee'l buy the other things anon
Aut. Here's another ballad of a Fish, that appeared vpon the coast, on wensday the fourescore of April, fortie thousand fadom aboue water, & sung this ballad against the hard hearts of maids: it was thought she was a Woman, and was turn'd into a cold fish, for she wold not exchange flesh with one that lou'd her: The Ballad is very pittifull, and as true
Dor. Is it true too, thinke you
Autol. Fiue Iustices hands at it, and witnesses more then my packe will hold
Clo. Lay it by too; another
Aut. This is a merry ballad, but a very pretty one
Mop. Let's haue some merry ones
Aut. Why this is a passing merry one, and goes to the tune of two maids wooing a man: there's scarse a Maide westward but she sings it: 'tis in request, I can tell you
Mop. We can both sing it: if thou'lt beare a part, thou shalt heare, 'tis in three parts
Dor. We had the tune on't, a month agoe
Aut. I can beare my part, you must know 'tis my occupation:Haue at it with you:
Song
Get you hence, for I must goeAut. Where it fits not you to know
Dor. Whether?Mop. O whether?Dor. Whether?Mop. It becomes thy oath full well,Thou to me thy secrets tell
Dor: Me too: Let me go thether:Mop: Or thou goest to th' Grange, or Mill,Dor: If to either thou dost ill,Aut: Neither
Dor: What neither?Aut: Neither:Dor: Thou hast sworne my Loue to be,Mop: Thou hast sworne it more to mee.Then whether goest? Say whether?Clo. Wee'l haue this song out anon by our selues: MyFather, and the Gent. are in sad talke, & wee'll not troublethem: Come bring away thy pack after me, Wenches Ilebuy for you both: Pedler let's haue the first choice; folowme girles
Aut. And you shall pay well for 'em.
Song.
Will you buy any Tape, or Lace for your Cape?My dainty Ducke, my deere-a?Any Silke, any Thred, any Toyes for your headOf the news't, and fins't, fins't weare-a.Come to the Pedler, Money's a medler,That doth vtter all mens ware-a.
Exit
Seruant. Mayster, there is three Carters, three Shepherds, three Neat-herds, three Swine-herds y haue made themselues all men of haire, they cal themselues Saltiers, and they haue a Dance, which the Wenches say is a gally-maufrey of Gambols, because they are not in't: but they themselues are o'th' minde (if it bee not too rough for some, that know little but bowling) it will please plentifully
Shep. Away: Wee'l none on't; heere has beene too much homely foolery already. I know (Sir) wee wearie you
Pol. You wearie those that refresh vs: pray let's see these foure-threes of Heardsmen
Ser. One three of them, by their owne report (Sir,) hath danc'd before the King: and not the worst of the three, but iumpes twelue foote and a halfe by th' squire
Shep. Leaue your prating, since these good men are pleas'd, let them come in: but quickly now
Ser. Why, they stay at doore Sir.
Heere a Dance of twelue Satyres.
Pol. O Father, you'l know more of that heereafter:Is it not too farre gone? 'Tis time to part them,He's simple, and tels much. How now (faire shepheard)Your heart is full of something, that do's takeYour minde from feasting. Sooth, when I was yong,And handed loue, as you do; I was wontTo load my Shee with knackes: I would haue ransacktThe Pedlers silken Treasury, and haue powr'd itTo her acceptance: you haue let him go,And nothing marted with him. If your LasseInterpretation should abuse, and call thisYour lacke of loue, or bounty, you were straitedFor a reply at least, if you make a careOf happie holding her
Flo. Old Sir, I knowShe prizes not such trifles as these are:The gifts she lookes from me, are packt and locktVp in my heart, which I haue giuen already,But not deliuer'd. O heare me breath my lifeBefore this ancient Sir, whom (it should seeme)Hath sometime lou'd: I take thy hand, this hand,As soft as Doues-downe, and as white as it,Or Ethyopians tooth, or the fan'd snow, that's boltedBy th' Northerne blasts, twice ore
Pol. What followes this?How prettily th' yong Swaine seemes to washThe hand, was faire before? I haue put you out,But to your protestation: Let me heareWhat you professe
Flo. Do, and be witnesse too't
Pol. And this my neighbour too?Flo. And he, and moreThen he, and men: the earth, the heauens, and all;That were I crown'd the most Imperiall MonarchThereof most worthy: were I the fayrest youthThat euer made eye swerue, had force and knowledgeMore then was euer mans, I would not prize themWithout her Loue; for her, employ them all,Commend them, and condemne them to her seruice,Or to their owne perdition
Pol. Fairely offer'd
Cam. This shewes a sound affection
Shep. But my daughter,Say you the like to him
Per. I cannot speakeSo well, (nothing so well) no, nor meane betterBy th' patterne of mine owne thoughts, I cut outThe puritie of his
Shep. Take hands, a bargaine;And friends vnknowne, you shall beare witnesse to't:I giue my daughter to him, and will makeHer Portion, equall his
Flo. O, that must beeI'th Vertue of your daughter: One being dead,I shall haue more then you can dreame of yet,Enough then for your wonder: but come-on,Contract vs fore these Witnesses
Shep. Come, your hand:And daughter, yours
Pol. Soft Swaine a-while, beseech you,Haue you a Father?Flo. I haue: but what of him?Pol. Knowes he of this?Flo. He neither do's, nor shall
Pol. Me-thinkes a Father,Is at the Nuptiall of his sonne, a guestThat best becomes the Table: Pray you once moreIs not your Father growne incapeableOf reasonable affayres? Is he not stupidWith Age, and altring Rheumes? Can he speake? heare?Know man, from man? Dispute his owne estate?Lies he not bed-rid? And againe, do's nothingBut what he did, being childish?Flo. No good Sir:He has his health, and ampler strength indeedeThen most haue of his age
Pol. By my white beard,You offer him (if this be so) a wrongSomething vnfilliall: Reason my sonneShould choose himselfe a wife, but as good reasonThe Father (all whose ioy is nothing elseBut faire posterity) should hold some counsaileIn such a businesse
Flo. I yeeld all this;But for some other reasons (my graue Sir)Which 'tis not fit you know, I not acquaintMy Father of this businesse
Pol. Let him know't
Flo. He shall not
Pol. Prethee let him
Flo. No, he must not
Shep. Let him (my sonne) he shall not need to greeueAt knowing of thy choice
Flo. Come, come, he must not:Marke our Contract
Pol. Marke your diuorce (yong sir)Whom sonne I dare not call: Thou art too baseTo be acknowledge. Thou a Scepters heire,That thus affects a sheepe-hooke? Thou, old Traitor,I am sorry, that by hanging thee, I canBut shorten thy life one weeke. And thou, fresh peeceOf excellent Witchcraft, whom of force must knowThe royall Foole thou coap'st with
Shep. Oh my heart
Pol. Ile haue thy beauty scratcht with briers & madeMore homely then thy state. For thee (fond boy)If I may euer know thou dost but sigh,That thou no more shalt neuer see this knacke (as neuerI meane thou shalt) wee'l barre thee from succession,Not hold thee of our blood, no not our Kin,Farre then Deucalion off: (marke thou my words)Follow vs to the Court. Thou Churle, for this time(Though full of our displeasure) yet we free theeFrom the dead blow of it. And you Enchantment,Worthy enough a Heardsman: yea him too,That makes himselfe (but for our Honor therein)Vnworthy thee. If euer henceforth, thouThese rurall Latches, to his entrance open,Or hope his body more, with thy embraces,I will deuise a death, as cruell for theeAs thou art tender to't.Enter.
Perd. Euen heere vndone:I was not much a-fear'd: for once, or twiceI was about to speake, and tell him plainely,The selfe-same Sun, that shines vpon his Court,Hides not his visage from our Cottage, butLookes on alike. Wilt please you (Sir) be gone?I told you what would come of this: Beseech youOf your owne state take care: This dreame of mineBeing now awake, Ile Queene it no inch farther,But milke my Ewes, and weepe
Cam. Why how now Father,Speake ere thou dyest
Shep. I cannot speake, nor thinke,Nor dare to know, that which I know: O Sir,You haue vndone a man of fourescore three,That thought to fill his graue in quiet: yea,To dye vpon the bed my father dy'de,To lye close by his honest bones; but nowSome Hangman must put on my shrowd, and lay meWhere no Priest shouels-in dust. Oh cursed wretch,That knew'st this was the Prince, and wouldst aduentureTo mingle faith with him. Vndone, vndone:If I might dye within this houre, I haue liu'dTo die when I desire.Enter.
Flo. Why looke you so vpon me?I am but sorry, not affear'd: delaid,But nothing altred: What I was, I am:More straining on, for plucking backe; not followingMy leash vnwillingly
Cam. Gracious my Lord,You know my Fathers temper: at this timeHe will allow no speech: (which I do ghesseYou do not purpose to him:) and as hardlyWill he endure your sight, as yet I feare;Then till the fury of his Highnesse settleCome not before him
Flo. I not purpose it:I thinke Camillo
Cam. Euen he, my Lord
Per. How often haue I told you 'twould be thus?How often said my dignity would lastBut till 'twer knowne?Flo. It cannot faile, but byThe violation of my faith, and thenLet Nature crush the sides o'th earth together,And marre the seeds within. Lift vp thy lookes:From my succession wipe me (Father) IAm heyre to my affection
Cam. Be aduis'd
Flo. I am: and by my fancie, if my ReasonWill thereto be obedient: I haue reason:If not, my sences better pleas'd with madnesse,Do bid it welcome
Cam. This is desperate (sir.)Flo. So call it: but it do's fulfill my vow:I needs must thinke it honesty. Camillo,Not for Bohemia, nor the pompe that mayBe thereat gleaned: for all the Sun sees, orThe close earth wombes, or the profound seas, hidesIn vnknowne fadomes, will I breake my oathTo this my faire belou'd: Therefore, I pray you,As you haue euer bin my Fathers honour'd friend,When he shall misse me, as (in faith I meane notTo see him any more) cast your good counsailesVpon his passion: Let my selfe, and FortuneTug for the time to come. This you may know,And so deliuer, I am put to SeaWith her, who heere I cannot hold on shore:And most opportune to her neede, I haueA Vessell rides fast by, but not prepar'dFor this designe. What course I meane to holdShall nothing benefit your knowledge, norConcerne me the reporting
Cam. O my Lord,I would your spirit were easier for aduice,Or stronger for your neede
Flo. Hearke Perdita,Ile heare you by and by
Cam. Hee's irremoueable,Resolu'd for flight: Now were I happy ifHis going, I could frame to serue my turne,Saue him from danger, do him loue and honor,Purchase the sight againe of deere Sicillia,And that vnhappy King, my Master, whomI so much thirst to see
Flo. Now good Camillo,I am so fraught with curious businesse, thatI leaue out ceremony
Cam. Sir, I thinkeYou haue heard of my poore seruices, i'th loueThat I haue borne your Father?Flo. Very noblyHaue you deseru'd: It is my Fathers MusickeTo speake your deeds: not little of his careTo haue them recompenc'd, as thought on
Cam. Well (my Lord)If you may please to thinke I loue the King,And through him, what's neerest to him, which isYour gracious selfe; embrace but my direction,If your more ponderous and setled proiectMay suffer alteration. On mine honor,Ile point you where you shall haue such receiuingAs shall become your Highnesse, where you mayEnioy your Mistris; from the whom, I seeThere's no disiunction to be made, but by(As heauens forefend) your ruine: Marry her,And with my best endeuours, in your absence,Your discontenting Father, striue to qualifieAnd bring him vp to liking
Flo. How CamilloMay this (almost a miracle) be done?That I may call thee something more then man,And after that trust to thee
Cam. Haue you thought onA place whereto you'l go?Flo. Not any yet:But as th' vnthought-on accident is guiltieTo what we wildely do, so we professeOur selues to be the slaues of chance, and flyesOf euery winde that blowes
Cam. Then list to me:This followes, if you will not change your purposeBut vndergo this flight: make for Sicillia,And there present your selfe, and your fayre Princesse,(For so I see she must be) 'fore Leontes;She shall be habited, as it becomesThe partner of your Bed. Me thinkes I seeLeontes opening his free Armes, and weepingHis Welcomes forth: asks thee there Sonne forgiuenesse,As 'twere i'th' Fathers person: kisses the handsOf your fresh Princesse; ore and ore diuides him,'Twixt his vnkindnesse, and his Kindnesse: th' oneHe chides to Hell, and bids the other growFaster then Thought, or Time
Flo. Worthy Camillo,What colour for my Visitation, shall IHold vp before him?Cam. Sent by the King your FatherTo greet him, and to giue him comforts. Sir,The manner of your bearing towards him, withWhat you (as from your Father) shall deliuer,Things knowne betwixt vs three, Ile write you downe,The which shall point you forth at euery sittingWhat you must say: that he shall not perceiue,But that you haue your Fathers Bosome there,And speake his very Heart
Flo. I am bound to you:There is some sappe in this
Cam. A Course more promising,Then a wild dedication of your seluesTo vnpath'd Waters, vndream'd Shores; most certaine,To Miseries enough: no hope to helpe you,But as you shake off one, to take another:Nothing so certaine, as your Anchors, whoDoe their best office, if they can but stay you,Where you'le be loth to be: besides you know,Prosperitie's the very bond of Loue,Whose fresh complexion, and whose heart together,Affliction alters
Perd. One of these is true:I thinke Affliction may subdue the Cheeke,But not take-in the Mind
Cam. Yea? say you so?There shall not, at your Fathers House, these seuen yeeresBe borne another such
Flo. My good Camillo,She's as forward, of her Breeding, asShe is i'th' reare' our Birth
Cam. I cannot say, 'tis pittyShe lacks Instructions, for she seemes a MistresseTo most that teach
Perd. Your pardon Sir, for this,Ile blush you Thanks
Flo. My prettiest Perdita.But O, the Thornes we stand vpon: (Camillo)Preseruer of my Father, now of me,The Medicine of our House: how shall we doe?We are not furnish'd like Bohemia's Sonne,Nor shall appeare in Sicilia
Cam. My Lord,Feare none of this: I thinke you know my fortunesDoe all lye there: it shall be so my care,To haue you royally appointed, as ifThe Scene you play, were mine. For instance Sir,That you may know you shall not want: one word.Enter Autolicus.
Aut. Ha, ha, what a Foole Honestie is? and Trust (his sworne brother) a very simple Gentleman. I haue sold all my Tromperie: not a counterfeit Stone, not a Ribbon, Glasse, Pomander, Browch, Table-booke, Ballad, Knife, Tape, Gloue, Shooe-tye, Bracelet, Horne-Ring, to keepe my Pack from fasting: they throng who should buy first, as if my Trinkets had beene hallowed, and brought a benediction to the buyer: by which meanes, I saw whose Purse was best in Picture; and what I saw, to my good vse, I remembred. My Clowne (who wants but something to be a reasonable man) grew so in loue with the Wenches Song, that hee would not stirre his Petty-toes, till he had both Tune and Words, which so drew the rest of the Heard to me, that all their other Sences stucke in Eares: you might haue pinch'd a Placket, it was sencelesse; 'twas nothing to gueld a Cod-peece of a Purse: I would haue fill'd Keyes of that hung in Chaynes: no hearing, no feeling, but my Sirs Song, and admiring the Nothing of it. So that in this time of Lethargie, I pickd and cut most of their Festiuall Purses: And had not the old-man come in with a Whoo-bub against his Daughter, and the Kings Sonne, and scar'd my Chowghes from the Chaffe, I had not left a Purse aliue in the whole Army
Cam. Nay, but my Letters by this meanes being thereSo soone as you arriue, shall cleare that doubt
Flo. And those that you'le procure from King Leontes?Cam. Shall satisfie your Father
Perd. Happy be you:All that you speake, shewes faire
Cam. Who haue we here?Wee'le make an Instrument of this: omitNothing may giue vs aide
Aut. If they haue ouer-heard me now: why hanging
Cam. How now (good Fellow)Why shak'st thou so? Feare not (man)Here's no harme intended to thee
Aut. I am a poore Fellow, Sir
Cam. Why, be so still: here's no body will steale that from thee: yet for the out-side of thy pouertie, we must make an exchange; therefore dis-case thee instantly (thou must thinke there's a necessitie in't) and change Garments with this Gentleman: Though the penny-worth (on his side) be the worst, yet hold thee, there's some boot
Aut. I am a poore Fellow, Sir: (I know ye wellenough.)Cam. Nay prethee dispatch: the Gentleman is halfefled already
Aut. Are you in earnest, Sir? (I smell the trick on't.)Flo. Dispatch, I prethee
Aut. Indeed I haue had Earnest, but I cannot withconscience take it
Cam. Vnbuckle, vnbuckle.Fortunate Mistresse (let my prophecieCome home to ye:) you must retire your selfeInto some Couert; take your sweet-hearts HatAnd pluck it ore your Browes, muffle your face,
Dis-mantle you, and (as you can) dislikenThe truth of your owne seeming, that you may(For I doe feare eyes ouer) to Ship-boordGet vndescry'd
Perd. I see the Play so lyes,That I must beare a part
Cam. No remedie:Haue you done there?Flo. Should I now meet my Father,He would not call me Sonne
Cam. Nay, you shall haue no Hat:Come Lady, come: Farewell (my friend.)Aut. Adieu, Sir
Flo. O Perdita: what haue we twaine forgot?'Pray you a word
Cam. What I doe next, shall be to tell the KingOf this escape, and whither they are bound;Wherein, my hope is, I shall so preuaile,To force him after: in whose companyI shall re-view Sicilia; for whose sight,I haue a Womans Longing
Flo. Fortune speed vs:Thus we set on (Camillo) to th' Sea-side
Cam. The swifter speed, the better.Enter.
Aut. I vnderstand the businesse, I heare it: to haue an open eare, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is necessary for a Cut-purse; a good Nose is requisite also, to smell out worke for th' other Sences. I see this is the time that the vniust man doth thriue. What an exchange had this been, without boot? What a boot is here, with this exchange? Sure the Gods doe this yeere conniue at vs, and we may doe any thing extempore. The Prince himselfe is about a peece of Iniquitie (stealing away from his Father, with his Clog at his heeles:) if I thought it were a peece of honestie to acquaint the King withall, I would not do't: I hold it the more knauerie to conceale it; and therein am I constant to my Profession. Enter Clowne and Shepheard.
Aside, aside, here is more matter for a hot braine: Euery Lanes end, euery Shop, Church, Session, Hanging, yeelds a carefull man worke
Clowne. See, see: what a man you are now? there is no other way, but to tell the King she's a Changeling, and none of your flesh and blood
Shep. Nay, but heare me
Clow. Nay; but heare me
Shep. Goe too then
Clow. She being none of your flesh and blood, your flesh and blood ha's not offended the King, and so your flesh and blood is not to be punish'd by him. Shew those things you found about her (those secret things, all but what she ha's with her:) This being done, let the Law goe whistle: I warrant you
Shep. I will tell the King all, euery word, yea, and his Sonnes prancks too; who, I may say, is no honest man, neither to his Father, nor to me, to goe about to make me the Kings Brother in Law
Clow. Indeed Brother in Law was the farthest off you could haue beene to him, and then your Blood had beene the dearer, by I know how much an ounce
Aut. Very wisely (Puppies.)Shep. Well: let vs to the King: there is that in thisFarthell, will make him scratch his Beard
Aut. I know not what impediment this Complaintmay be to the flight of my Master
Clo. 'Pray heartily he be at' Pallace
Aut. Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance: Let me pocket vp my Pedlers excrement. How now (Rustiques) whither are you bound? Shep. To th' Pallace (and it like your Worship.) Aut. Your Affaires there? what? with whom? the Condition of that Farthell? the place of your dwelling? your names? your ages? of what hauing? breeding, and any thing that is fitting to be knowne, discouer? Clo. We are but plaine fellowes, Sir
Aut. A Lye; you are rough, and hayrie: Let me haue no lying; it becomes none but Trades-men, and they often giue vs (Souldiers) the Lye, but wee pay them for it with stamped Coyne, not stabbing Steele, therefore they doe not giue vs the Lye
Clo. Your Worship had like to haue giuen vs one, if you had not taken your selfe with the manner
Shep. Are you a Courtier, and't like you Sir? Aut. Whether it like me, or no, I am a Courtier. Seest thou not the ayre of the Court, in these enfoldings? Hath not my gate in it, the measure of the Court? Receiues not thy Nose Court-Odour from me? Reflect I not on thy Basenesse, Court-Contempt? Think'st thou, for that I insinuate, at toaze from thee thy Businesse, I am therefore no Courtier? I am Courtier Capape; and one that will eyther push-on, or pluck-back, thy Businesse there: whereupon I command thee to open thy Affaire
Shep. My Businesse, Sir, is to the King
Aut. What Aduocate ha'st thou to him?Shep. I know not (and't like you.)Clo. Aduocate's the Court-word for a Pheazant: sayyou haue none
Shep. None, Sir: I haue no Pheazant Cock, nor Hen
Aut. How blessed are we, that are not simple men?Yet Nature might haue made me as these are,Therefore I will not disdaine
Clo. This cannot be but a great Courtier
Shep. His Garments are rich, but he weares them not handsomely
Clo. He seemes to be the more Noble, in being fantasticall: A great man, Ile warrant; I know by the picking on's Teeth
Aut. The Farthell there? What's i'th' Farthell? Wherefore that Box? Shep. Sir, there lyes such Secrets in this Farthell and Box, which none must know but the King, and which hee shall know within this houre, if I may come to th' speech of him
Aut. Age, thou hast lost thy labour
Shep. Why Sir? Aut. The King is not at the Pallace, he is gone aboord a new Ship, to purge Melancholy, and ayre himselfe: for if thou bee'st capable of things serious, thou must know the King is full of griefe
Shep. So 'tis said (Sir:) about his Sonne, that should haue marryed a Shepheards Daughter
Aut. If that Shepheard be not in hand-fast, let him flye; the Curses he shall haue, the Tortures he shall feele, will breake the back of Man, the heart of Monster
Clo. Thinke you so, Sir? Aut. Not hee alone shall suffer what Wit can make heauie, and Vengeance bitter; but those that are Iermaine to him (though remou'd fiftie times) shall all come vnder the Hang-man: which, though it be great pitty, yet it is necessarie. An old Sheepe-whistling Rogue, a Ram-tender, to offer to haue his Daughter come into grace? Some say hee shall be ston'd: but that death is too soft for him (say I:) Draw our Throne into a Sheep-Coat? all deaths are too few, the sharpest too easie
Clo. Ha's the old-man ere a Sonne Sir (doe you heare) and't like you, Sir? Aut. Hee ha's a Sonne: who shall be flayd aliue, then 'noynted ouer with Honey, set on the head of a Waspes Nest, then stand till he be three quarters and a dram dead: then recouer'd againe with Aquavite, or some other hot Infusion: then, raw as he is (and in the hotest day Prognostication proclaymes) shall he be set against a Brick-wall, (the Sunne looking with a South-ward eye vpon him; where hee is to behold him, with Flyes blown to death.) But what talke we of these Traitorly-Rascals, whose miseries are to be smil'd at, their offences being so capitall? Tell me (for you seeme to be honest plaine men) what you haue to the King: being something gently consider'd, Ile bring you where he is aboord, tender your persons to his presence, whisper him in your behalfes; and if it be in man, besides the King, to effect your Suites, here is man shall doe it
Clow. He seemes to be of great authoritie: close with him, giue him Gold; and though Authoritie be a stubborne Beare, yet hee is oft led by the Nose with Gold: shew the in-side of your Purse to the out-side of his hand, and no more adoe. Remember ston'd, and flay'd aliue
Shep. And't please you (Sir) to vndertake the Businesse for vs, here is that Gold I haue: Ile make it as much more, and leaue this young man in pawne, till I bring it you
Aut. After I haue done what I promised?Shep. I Sir
Aut. Well, giue me the Moitie: Are you a partie inthis Businesse?Clow. In some sort, Sir: but though my case be a pittifullone, I hope I shall not be flayd out of it
Aut. Oh, that's the case of the Shepheards Sonne:hang him, hee'le be made an example
Clow. Comfort, good comfort: We must to the King, and shew our strange sights: he must know 'tis none of your Daughter, nor my Sister: wee are gone else. Sir, I will giue you as much as this old man do's, when the Businesse is performed, and remaine (as he sayes) your pawne till it be brought you
Aut. I will trust you. Walke before toward the Seaside, goe on the right hand, I will but looke vpon the Hedge, and follow you
Clow. We are bless'd, in this man: as I may say, euenbless'd
Shep. Let's before, as he bids vs: he was prouided todoe vs good
Aut. If I had a mind to be honest, I see Fortune would not suffer mee: shee drops Booties in my mouth. I am courted now with a double occasion: (Gold, and a means to doe the Prince my Master good; which, who knowes how that may turne backe to my aduancement?) I will bring these two Moales, these blind-ones, aboord him: if he thinke it fit to shoare them againe, and that the Complaint they haue to the King, concernes him nothing, let him call me Rogue, for being so farre officious, for I am proofe against that Title, and what shame else belongs to't: To him will I present them, there may be matter in it.