Chapter 55

That

God

has twin'd around the heart,

Thy malice teaches to defy,

And act on earth a Demon's part.

Oh! then from misanthropic pride

We shrink—but pity too the fate

Of youth and talents misapplied,

Which

,

if admired

1

, we still must hate."

Footnote 1:

We say,

if admired

, as there is a great variety of opinions respecting Lord Byron's Poems. Some certainly extol them much, but most of the best judges place his Lordship rather low in the list of our minor Poets.

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Suggested by perusing Lord Byron's small Poem, at the end of his "

Corsair

" addressed to a Lady weeping, beginning:

"Weep, Daughter of a Royal Line."

"To

Lord Byron

.

"Were he the man thy verse would paint,

'

A Sire's disgrace, a realm's decay

;'

Art thou the meek, the pious saint,

That

prates

of feeling night and day?

Stern

as the Pirate's

1

heart is thine,

Without one ray to cheer its gloom;

And shall that Daughter once repine,

Because thy rude, unhallow'd line,

Would on her virtuous cause presume?

Hide,

Byron

! in the shades of night—

Hide in thy own congenial cell

The mind that would a fiend affright,

And shock the dunnest realms of hell!

No; she will never weep the tears

Which thou would'st Virtue's deign to call;

Nor will they, in remoter years,

Molest her Father's heart at all.

Dark-vision'd man! thy moody vein

Tends only to thy mental pain,

And cloud the talents Heav'n had meant

To prove the source of true content;

Much better were it for thy soul,

Both here and in the realms of bliss,

To check the glooms that now controul

Those talents, which might still repay

The wrongs of many a luckless day,

In

such

a

cheerless

2

clime as this.

But never strive to lure the heart

From

one

to which 'tis ever nearest,

Lest from its duty it depart,

And shun the Pow'r which should be dearest:

For heav'n may sting thy heart in turn,

And rob thee of thy sweetest treasure

But,

Byron

! thou hast yet to learn,

That Virtue is the source of pleasure!

"

Tyrtæus

G—n-street, Feb. 9, 1814.

Footnote 1:

The Corsair

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Footnote 2:

In allusion to the general melancholy character of his Lordship's poetical doctrines.

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Occasioned by reading his Poem, at the end of

The Corsair

, beginning:

"Weep, Daughter of a Royal Line."

Shame on the verse that dares intrude

On Virtue's uncorrupted way-

That smiles upon Ingratitude,

And charms us only to betray!

For this does

Byron's

muse employ

The calm unbroken hours of night?

And wou'd she basely thus destroy

The source of all that's just-upright?

Traitor to every moral law!

Think what thy own cold heart wou'd feel,

If some insidious mind should draw

Thy

daughter

1

from her filial zeal.

"And dost thou bid the offspring shun

Its father's fond, incessant care?

Why, every sister, sire, and son,

Must loathe thee as the poison'd air!

Byron

! thy dark, unhallow'd mind,

Stor'd as it is with Atheist writ,

Will surely, never, never find,

One convert to admire its wit!

Thou art a planet boding woe,

Attractive for thy novel mien—

A calm, but yet a deadly foe,

Most baneful when thou'rt most serene!

Tho' fortune on thy course may shine,

Strive not to lead the mind astray,

Nor let one impious verse of thine,

The unsuspecting heart betray!

But rather let thy talents aim

To lead incautious youth aright;

Thus shall thy works acquire that fame,

Which ought to be thy chief delight.

"The verse, however smooth it flow,

Must be abhorr'd, abjur'd, despis'd,

When Virtue feels a secret blow,

And order finds her course surpris'd."

Horatio

Fitzroy-square, Feb. 13.

Footnote 1:

Supposing

Lord Byron

to have a daughter.

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"Bard of the pallid front, and curling hair,

To London taste, and northern critics dear,

Friend of the dog, companion of the bear,

Apollo

drest in trimmest Turkish gear.

"'Tis thine to eulogize the fell Corsair,

Scorning all laws that God or man can frame;

And yet so form'd to please the gentle fair,

That reading misses wish their Loves the same.

"Thou prov'st that laws are made to aid the strong,

That murderers and thieves alone are brave,

That all religion is an idle song,

Which troubles life, and leaves us at the grave.

"That men and dogs have equal claims on Heav'n,

Though dogs but bark, and men more wisely prate,

That to thyself one friend alone was giv'n,

That Friend a Dog, now snatch'd away by Fate.

"And last can tell how daughters best may shew

Their love and duty to their fathers dear,

By reckoning up what stream of filial woe

Will give to every crime a cleansing tear.

"Long may'st thou please this wonder-seeking age,

By

Murray

purchas'd, and by

Moore

admir'd;

May fashion never quit thy classic page,

Nor e'er be with thy Turkomania tir'd."

Unus Multorum

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"Lord

Byron

! Lord

Byron

!

Your heart's made of iron,

As hard and unfeeling as cold.

Half human, half bird,

From

Virgil

we've heard,

Were form'd the fam'd harpies of old.

"Like those monsters you chatter,

Friends and foes you bespatter,

And dirty, like them, what you eat:

The

Hollands

, your muse

Does most grossly abuse,

Tho' you feed on their wine and their meat.

"Your friend, little

Moore

,

You have dirtied before,

But you know that in safety you write:

You've declared in your lines,

That revenge he declines,

For the poor little man will not fight.

"At

Carlisle

you sneer,

That worthy old Peer,

Though united by every tie;

But you act as you preach,

And do what you teach,

And your

God

and your duty defy.

"As long as your aim

Was alone to defame,

The nearest relation you own;

At your malice he smil'd,

But he won't see defil'd,

By your harpy bespatt'rings, the Throne."

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"Procul este profani—!"

"A friendship subsisted, no friendship was closer,

'Twixt the heir of a Peer and the son of a Grocer;

'Tis

true

, though so wide was their difference of station,

For, we

always

find

truth

in a

long dedication

.

Atheistical doctrines in verse we are told,

The former sold

wholesale

, was daring and bold;

While the latter (whatever

he

offer'd for sale)

Like papa, he disposed of—of course by

retail!

First—

scraps

of

indecency

, next

disaffection

,

Disguised by the knave from his fear of detection;

To court

party favour

, then, sonnets he wrote;

Set political squibs to the harpsichord's note.

One, as

patron

was chosen by his brother Poet,

The Peer, to be sure, from his rank we may know it;

Not the low and indecent composer of jigs—

Yes! yes! 'twas the son of the seller of Figs!!

Did the Peer then possess

no respectable friend

To add weight to his name, and his works recommend?!

Atheistical writings we well may believe,

None of

worth

from the Author would deign to receive;

So—to cover the faults of his friend he essays,

By

daubing

him

thickly all over with praise

.

But,

parents

, attend! if your

daughters

you

love

,

The works of

these serpents

take

care

to remove:

Their

infernal attacks

from your

mansions

repel,

Where


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