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CHAPTER XIVSix gold watches at 1d. . . . . . . .  6Six gold horses at 1d.  . . . . . . .  6Two dolls at 2d.  . . . . . . . . . .  4Bottle of gum at 1d.  . . . . . . . .  1Two drums at 4 ¾d.  . . . . . . . . .  9 ½\                                      —Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  2-2 ½Nell handed it over to Denis with an air of pride."That's all we've bought for Christmas so far, Denis. We'd better hurry up.""There's not much to get this year," he said gloomily.She stabbed the table with her pencil."Sir William Harrison will give 'em all their Christmas 'comforts,'" he pursued with a sneer.She sighed."Nora says in the letter I had this morning that they're really very nice people, only none of them can bear to see them in our home. She says they're awfully good to the poor people, and—and haven't altered anything—"There was a silence."There's the hospital," she began; "we must send the box off in good time, and I want to give Sarah's little brothers and sisters presents, and now Sheila Pat has chummed up with that milkman, and he certainly has two of the dearest little chubby girls! There's a good deal to get, Denis.""So there is, asthore! To-morrow's Saturday. We'll go shopping directly after lunch!"He picked up a chocolate cake from the table and ate it. It was one of a lot he had bought for Sheila Pat, whose lunch, in punishment for some misdeed, had been meagre and puddingless. Miss Kezia invariably punished the Atom so, and Denis invariably bought her a substitute of cakes and goodies to make up."It'll have to be ingenious shopping this year, Denis," Nell said.He tapped his brow. "Here's an idea now! Surely in big toy shops some of the toys must get broken! Eh? Here's the shopper. We'll buy the broken toys, and I'll mend 'em. See, I'll turn carpenter for the nonce! Oh, we'll drive wonderful bargains between us! What a head I've got!"The next afternoon they set forth. The first toy shop they came to was a large and fashionable one. Molly elected to wait outside, but the others marched gaily in.A tall and smiling damsel came gliding towards them, but at Denis's debonair request for damaged toys, the smile froze, and the damsel informed him coldly that it was not a second-hand shop.He smiled blandly, and responded that he could see that, but had thought that even in such an elegant emporium things must occasionally be broken."We'll relieve you of tailless horses, armless and legless dolls, sailless ships, funnelless engines, neckless giraffes, humpless camels, trunkless elephants, even noseless tapirs," he ended with a flourish.The damsel's eye gleamed coldly."I conclude when things are broken they are thrown away," she observed with haughty nonchalance.He searched his pockets; his face was very grave."Ah, I have not a tract with me bearing on this subject. But, my dear young lady, it is a subject very near my heart. Waste! Ah, 'Waste not, want not!' You have heard the wise old proverb? Waste! In thy name how many sins are committed, daily, hourly, minutely! Think of empty little arms—outstretched, clamoring—empty—while the dust-bin is full! Think of armless dolls smiling in the midst of decayed vegetables! Trunkless elephants sleeping in dust! And they might be hushed on happy little bosoms!"He turned aside with a gesture of grief and opened the door for Nell and the Atom to pass through.Outside: "Oh, Nell," cried Molly, "what are you laughing at? Oh! and there are one—two—threeheads looking out of the door after us!"They were more successful in the next shop. In a few minutes the shop-walker and three assistants were laughingly crawling about searching for broken toys. Kate Kearney helped too, and demolished a ball in the process.But the big success of the afternoon was the fourpence halfpenny shop. They were enthralled. Shining pots and pans, gorgeous picture frames, still more gorgeous pictures, vases, tea-pots, and toys, and all for four-pence halfpenny each! What was fourpence halfpenny? Nothing. Joyously they marched in. The tubby little woman who came forward to serve them was delightful, too. When she nodded her head, the bobby little grey curls at the sides of her face nodded too.Nell said: "Oh, what a lovely shop! Isn'tanything more than fourpence halfpenny?""No, dearie, that is, miss, all the same price. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' this shop. We find toys and kitching utensils sell best. That doll now is good valley for your money, miss. Will your dog do any damage, sir? Oh," as Kate Kearney lay down at Denis's command, "what a good-beyaved little man! I must fetch 'im a biscuit while you're looking round like."The O'Briens were hilarious.Fourpence halfpenny! They had decided that they must only spend two or three shillings more; but two or three shillings was untold wealth in a fourpenny halfpenny shop. No need to be careful now. Gaily they chose dolls, horses and carts, trumpets, Noah's arks filled with weird and wondrous animals that Noah himself would never have recognised. Then a customer came in. He was a small and puny customer, but he marched into the shop with an air of grave importance before which his ragged clothes seemed to fade into an abashed oblivion. Denis flung his hat away, and came forward, rubbing his hands together in true professional style."And what can I do for you, sir? Toys? Pots? Pans? Brushes?""Ain't Mrs. Jelks in?" gasped the urchin; "'ere, none o' that," recovering with Cockney speed. "You're a gent, you are.""A distant relative of Mrs.—er—Jelks. I'm taking charge of the shop during her absence. Well, miss," turning to Nell, "have you chosen a doll yet?""I think I'll have this one." She seized recklessly upon a particularly ugly specimen."That's not such good valley for your money as this lady with the golden locks, madam.""I'll look about a little longer," she declared demurely."Certainly, madam!"He turned again to the bewildered but now convinced urchin."Is it something for yourself you want?" he inquired blandly.The boy shook his head with an air of deep mystery."Whom for, then? If you will tell me, I can help you to choose, you know."He hesitated, glanced sharply at Denis's face, and suddenly blurted out excitedly:—"It's for Liz, sir! She's my sister what can't walk, you know. I've got it—look!" opening out a grimy little palm with a penny, six halfpennies, and two farthings on it. "Ain't it fine? And I put 'er off—she thinks I only got a penny! She do, true as I stand 'ere! It'll 'ave to be a secret till Christmas, too!""Did you save it all up?" asked Nell."Yes, miss! Every fardin'! And she don't know!""You will have to choose very carefully, won't you? A doll, do you think?"He shook his head."Gals are so funny," with a puzzled little frown; "she's got a ole wooden thing, 'as Liz, with no arms nor legs, and she 'ugs it like anythink, and I ses to 'er t'other day, 'Liz,' I ses, that artful she'd never guess what I was up to,—'Liz,' I ses, 'wouldn't it be fine if Sandy Claws was to come and give you a fine new doll with arms and legs now?' And she up with 'er face all red, and she ses quite angry like, 'I wouldn't 'ave it,' she ses, 'ugging 'er old wooden doll, 'I'd throw it in the fire,' she ses, 'mysweetLily Vilet!'""Well, then," Nell suggested, "somethingforthe doll?""Yes, miss, that's it!"He was studying the treasures around him with solemn gaze."This little doll's house?" suggested Denis. "Or this Noah's ark—it seems to be filled chiefly with brown paper, by the way. Or this beautiful cradle? All good valley," twinkling at Nell, "excellent valley."The urchin looked from one thing to another."It's differcult to know which, ain't it?""Take your time, take your time. I'll be serving my other customers."He eyed Molly concernedly."Don't you feel well, miss? You look sort of hysterical. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' this shop and never 'ad our goods laughed at before!"He turned his attention to Sheila Pat, who was rummaging earnestly for broken toys."That's a splendid ball you're looking at, miss. Let me show you how it bounces."In an instant Kate Kearney was after it; there was a crash, a tumble—and a horse, a donkey, a tin pail, and a box of bricks lay on the floor. K.K., unabashed, seized the donkey and shook it."Drop it! Drop it, K.K.!"The little urchin, after one glance round at the crash, went on staring at the treasure of treasures he had found on the counter—a small wooden table with pink and white cups and saucers, plates, tea-pot, milk jug, and sugar basin set out invitingly on a spotless white cloth. The last brick hunted out of the last corner and put back into its box, they turned their attention to their small customer again. Nell whispered quickly to Denis:—"Quick, before she comes back—pretend its fourpence halfpenny forboth!Don'tlet him guess—it would spoil it all for him!""Chosen anything yet?" Denis queried. "Take your time. We are accustomed to purchasers not being able to decide between the wondrous bargains we display. Now this," he waved aloft a particularly awful tin plate on which was painted in very vivid colours a big-headed little girl caressing a dog several sizes larger than herself, "this is a wonderful artistic product—after Landseer. You might think the animal was perchance an elephant—""They're fourpence ha'penny for the table, and fourpence ha'penny for the cups and things, in course," the urchin interpolated with a big sigh, and never a thought for Denis's nonsense. "They beat everythink in the shop into fits!""This table? This tea-set? Well, you're a born shopper. Fourpence ha'penny for 'em both! Best valley I've got in the shop!""'And 'em over, sir!"He held out his money in a grubby little hand that positively shook with eagerness. Then his fingers closed on it suddenly. He said with suspicion:—"Yer sure it's forboth? I ain't got no more money, so it's no use trying to bluff me into buying more'n fourpenny 'a'penny worth!""My dear sir, this shop is above suspicion. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' it!" He had seized a newspaper and was rolling it round the toys. "For twenty-four years has it stood in conscious rectitude—""'Ere, don't I git a box to put 'em in?" the urchin interrupted, unimpressed."A box, is it?"Nell interposed, stern disapproval in her tone."Of course you should have a box! He's a most careless young man! There's the box that the tea things fit into just at his elbow!"She watched delightedly his vain efforts to fit the cups and saucers into the shaped spaces cut into the cardboard."Really," she observed to the urchin, "I wonder Mrs. Jelly has such a very foolish young man to attend to her shop!""J-Jelks," came from the background in Molly's voice and with Molly's giggle.In dignified silence Denis sought valiantly to ram the sugar basin into the place where the milk jug belonged; he put a cup into a plate hole, the cup disappeared and ran about under the cardboard."That ain't where it belongs! New to the business, ain't yer?" scoffed the urchin."That is where it is going to stay," Denis said firmly. "I never tempt Providence."Nell came forward with an air."Young man, hand them over to me! I really am surprised at Mrs. Jel—Jelks! I will arrange the tea things."As the urchin took the parcel from her, he said in a confidential aside:—"Tell yer wot it is, miss, 'e's too 'igh and mighty for 'is business!""I expect so. You can see that he is consumed with conceit."The urchin nodded his head towards Molly."That young lidy's just laughing at 'im, ain't she?"Nell declared with an airy recklessness, "Oh, they're all maniacs!"He trotted off, parcel under arm, and the maniacs sent "Happy Christmasses" after him."Nell O'Brien," Denis exclaimed, "that for your impertinent pate!"The woolly rabbit bit her brow. A dog followed, a ball, an elephant, a brush—then Molly burst out, "Mrs. J-J-Jelks!"Mrs. Jelks received a fur monkey on her plump shoulder. She was wiping her eyes, but her laughter was dying, killed by her disapproval of the toy storm."Please, sir, I—couldn't afford to pay breakages! O dear! Well, it was as good as a play, I do declare. I only come back because you was getting too free with my goods. 'Ere's your biscuit, doggie." She bent down slowly to K.K. Denis gazed at her back."Jelly, valley, and twenty-four year 'ave Jelks and me," he murmured serenely.Molly fled."Were you list'nin'?" Sheila Pat demanded."Did you think I'd leave my shop all that while, my dear? I've been a-watching you through the spy-'ole. You've broke one or two things, sir!""Oh, we'll buy them. We like 'em broken.""Well, now, I've never 'eard anyone say that before. And you sold that table and tea-set at half price—""Oh, that's all right! We'll pay the difference.""I thought that was what you'd do, sir."They began choosing toys again. Sheila Pat, on whom the fever of bargain-hunting had descended, asked earnestly if Mrs. Jelks hadn't any broken toys.Mrs. Jelks nearly subsided on to a piled-up heap of pots and pans, under the impression that they were a chair."Well," she gasped, "morebroken toys! Well, I never did!"Molly crept back and took part in the choosing."I think that's all," Nell said at last."Yes, miss. I've kep' count. That'll be eleven and threepence.""Howmuch?""Eleven and threepence, miss."They began to laugh."Denis, we didn't mean to go beyond two or three shillings! I wouldn't have thought if we'd boughtpounds'worth of fourpenny halfpenny things, it could have come to that!"Mrs. Jelks did not deliver goods at houses, and she had no brown paper. So the O'Briens marched forth laden heavily with weird-shaped newspaper parcels. It happened that Ted Lancaster, in a silk hat, long fawn coat, and immaculate patent-leather boots, came strolling across their path. Over a large and bulging Noah's ark up went Nell's head.Hat in hand, he greeted them."You'll let me carry those parcels, Miss O'Brien?""No, thanks.""Please let me; and you'll let me carry yours, too," to Molly, "won't you?""Thank you," said Molly, shyly."Good for you, old chap! I did my best, but I've only one pair of arms, don't you know," observed Denis."Newspaper parcels seem incongruous with you, somehow," said Nell, unkindly.He flushed up."Hand 'em over, Nell!" said Denis, frowning. "Don't keep us all standing here!"Nell walked on quickly."I like to carry them myself."Ted spoke to Sheila Pat."Gigantic Atom, I bet anything you, too, prefer to carry your own parcels?"She nodded."But I'd like to hold your arm.""Honoured, I'm sure."Laboriously she freed her right hand and tucked it, and a lamb that had escaped from a parcel, beneath his arm.Nell had grown penitent. She turned a charming and rather pink cheek towards him."I'm tired of carrying my parcels," she said plaintively."You'll let me?Thanks!"They told him of their morning's shopping, and he listened with absorbed interest.Then Nell, who hated to have a grievance hidden away, brought hers out reproachfully."I do think it was awfully nasty of you to go away and forget I was keeping a place for you the other night."He promptly dropped a parcel."Forget!" he exclaimed, standing on Noah, and surrounded by his relations and his horses and his cows and his elephants and his trees. "Why, Pennington took my place!""Oh, but that was only till you should come back.""Fool!" he muttered savagely, and kicked Noah's aunt."Be careful, boy!" shrilled the Atom, who was picking up Noah and his impedimenta."Sorry!" He stooped and helped her."So," said Mistress Nell, "you thought I broke my word!""I—I'm awfully sorry. I thought you'd forgotten.""I never forget a promise.""No, of course not! That is—I mean—I thought—hang it all, I was an idiot!" He flung Noah's patriarchal oak into the box. "But when I saw that fool of a Pennington—""He's not a fool. I don't see why you should call him names. And hadn't you better hurry? We're obstructing the pavement.""This—er—lady in the blue dressing-gown won't go in.""I'll take her," volunteered the Atom.Nell looked down into his face and laughed."Oh, that's all right!" he exclaimed, relieved."I say," Denis and Molly reappeared, coming back to look for them, "aren't you ever coming?"Ted, once more clasping the newspapered Noah's ark and other toys to the bosom of his fashionable coat, walked on."Been to a concert with my aunt and cousins," he volunteered to Denis."Like it?"He frowned."I like going to concerts alone," he observed ungallantly.And Nell dimpled, as she mentally drew pictures.He could not come in with them, as he was due somewhere else, but the real regret in his face and voice prompted them to insist that he should come very soon.Up in the Stronghold Sheila Pat turned to Denis."I'm thinking you make very unrespectful friends, Denis O'Brien," she remarked austerely. "That boy—" pause—"pulled—my—pig-tail!"CHAPTER XVNell stirred energetically."Molly! Molly!""Yes!""Come and stir my toffee a minute. I want to run down and look at my cakes.""Oh, miss," Sarah greeted her with a relieved and beaming smile, "I'm so glad you've come. I'm that afraid they'll burn! And I darsent open the oven door, 'cause you told me not to.""Don't they look good, Sarah?""'Aven't they risen splendid, miss?"Sarah looked at the little golden cakes admiringly. "You can cook beautiful! Those pitaters you showed me 'ow to do—they were beautiful.""Oh, potatoes!" She laughed. "They're our national dish, you know. Sarah, is your mother better?""Yes, miss, and those books did cheer 'er you wouldn't believe, with all the beautiful pictures of the birds and animals and flowers and trees and reading about 'em; not," honestly, "that she reads all of 'em, her not being a scholard, but there's one or two about the little birds and 'ow they builds their nests and all that that she's just read over and over again, and she does enjoy the pictures—such a one she is for the country ever since she went to Margate for a week on 'er 'oneymoon! And she's that careful with them, miss!"Nell nodded."Yes she is. I'm so glad—I do hate to have books mauled about."Sarah grinned delightedly."This is how she does, miss. She gits out 'er black-edged handkercher what she 'ad for father's funeral and Walter's and Gladys's,—what died, you know,—and she puts it across the back of the book and round the edges so as her fingers don't touch the pages at all, and she keeps the book wrapped up in that funeral handkercher, and she says to the children, 'If ever I ketch you a-touching of that handkercher, I'll beat you till you're black and blue from head to foot!' So you see, miss, that's 'ow it is."Nell, twinkling over the contrast between Mrs. Jones's fierce words and herself, a meek little thin woman with watery blue eyes and no control over even her baby, gravely declared she did see, and then hurried up to the Stronghold again."It really looks charming!" she said, standing on the threshold and looking round the little, overcrowded room, with its pictures, its books, its various treasures, its photographs, a good many of them in beautifully carved Irish bog-oak frames, its two bronze jars with pink chrysanthemums in them, its collection of bog-oak pigs of all sizes.Jim O'Driscoll sat thoughtfully in the large cage that Denis had made for him. He had discovered that, by stretching out his arm to its uttermost length, he could reach a cushion on the sofa; that, by wriggling in a finger, he could pull the feathers out, and he was very happy."Poor Jimmy," Nell said as she passed him sitting innocently gazing before him, "I wonder if you're getting used to earthquakes and tornadoes that seize up your house and hurl it into darkness behind the sofa! Aunt Kezia never used to come up here as she does now!"Molly shouted out, "Oh!" and a crash drowned her voice.In trying to fix some holly in a pot on a shelf, she had knocked the shelf down, and with it a collection of pots, curious stones, photographs, pigs.Nell prognosticated, "Now Ted Lancaster will come," and dived under the table after a curious old fossil she had found one day in the little stream at the foot of Belmarknock Hill. She picked it up, and sat back on her heels, lost in a sudden dream of that misty day when she had found it. The dear mist! She remembered what a vivid emerald green the grass had been—and the golden shafts of sunlight that fell athwart the mist—and the deep blue sky behind it. She remembered how clearly the reflection of herself and her red tam-o'-shanter had shown in the stream—and down the hill Denis's voice, singing and shouting to his dogs, had come to her....Ted Lancaster stood within the doorway and looked round the room with bewildered eyes.Emerging from the lounge were a pair of long legs and a bit of skirt. Up on a step-ladder, in the corner, he discerned the Atom. From beneath the table trailed a piece of bright blue pinafore; that was all."I've told the handmaiden to hurry up with tea," came Denis's voice behind him.The legs beneath the lounge wriggled spasmodically, and out came Molly, red and abashed. From the step-ladder descended the Atom, but Nell sat on, serene and absorbed, beneath the table."Where's Nell?" shouted Denis. "I say, bet you knocked that shelf down, old muddle-head! What ever's Nell sitting under the table for?"Brought to the present, she crawled out."How-do-you-do?" she said in an absent sort of voice.Ted looked at her. Her eyes were soft and looking far away; she quite forgot to remember how queer he must have thought it to find her sitting under the table. The suddenness of the change from the stream with its music in her ears, and the hills and the mist before her eyes, to the Stronghold was harsh, and made her feel bad. From her face he glanced to the queer old fossil to which her fingers were clinging with something of desperation in their hold, and he understood suddenly. He turned his broad shoulders on her."What were you doing under that lounge, Miss Molly? And you, Miss Sheila Patricia Kathleen O'Brien—surely you should not have been at the top of those steps?"Sheila Pat's great eyes fairly glowered at him."Sure, thin, I was never dhramin' you were a—a spoilsport! Go away! It's easy to see now that you've never been in Ireland!""I've forbidden those steps to her," declared Denis, striving to look severe. "Let's take them out, old man.""I—I wish you wouldn't call me 'Miss Molly'!" blurted out Molly, suddenly.He looked at her surprised."It's awfully good of you," he said in his quiet voice, and Molly's hot cheeks cooled. "I shall be awfully pleased to call you 'Molly,' Molly.""You're not to call me Sheila Pat," declared the Atom, her pig-tail at an acute angle."I should not think of taking such a liberty, Miss Sheila Patricia Kathleen O'Brien.""I've made some toffee," said Nell. "Are you fond of it? It's too soft to eat yet," digging a knife into it."Oh, I say, is it at the stage where it pulls into long strips when you try to bite it, and catches on your nose and mouth and everywhere?"She nodded."Let me have a bit, will you? I haven't had it like that since I was a kid and my old nurse used to make it."Presently, with his teeth stuck together and his fingers all sticky, he seemed supremely happy."Iprefer toffee the proper way," observed the Atom, nose in air. "I'mnot a baby to want it all soft for my teeth!""Ah," said Ted, "you will soon, when your milk teeth begin to wabble before they fall out."The Atom was observed surreptitiously feeling her little white teeth."Nell," quoth Denis, "I've just washed my hands. Feed me, asthore. Think I'm a little, little birdie—ah!"He stopped abruptly, and his cheek shone round and tight over Nell's liberal interpretation of his request. But, liberal as it was, it did not seem to affect his appetite for tea. Nell's cakes all vanished; more toast had to be made, and Ted called down a good deal of laughter at his clumsiness over the business of toasting. Once Miss Kezia sent Sarah up to request that there should be "less noise." Ted's face of whimsical amusement delighted Nell.Denis issued a mandate that it should be a "rhyming tea." He explained to Ted:—"You mustn't speak except in rhyme. Everything you say must rhyme somehow—twig?""Oh, I say," Ted's eyebrows were stuck up. "I can't, you know! Never made a rhyme in my life!""That's the fun!" declared Nell, and he pondered her cryptic utterance ruefully.It was "fun." Ted's awful and desperate rhymes made them shout with laughter. He mournfully dubbed Denis a beastly poet, and eyed him with reproach. Then suddenly his face cleared. With a bland gravity he asked Nell to have a cake, and left the request rhymeless. To the chorus of "Rhyme! Rhyme!" he responded amiably that he was speaking in blank verse, and from the refuge of blank verse they could not move him. In vain the Atom, her metre waxing wilder and wilder, as her indignation grew, in vain she strove to shame him into rhyming. He gazed at her with ever increasing enjoyment. To her madly rhyming vituperation he responded with gentle obstinacy. And he stuck to his blank verse like an Englishman, and a very unpoetical one."Oh!" exclaimed Nell, later on in the evening, "I want to show you something. Now, you remember our broken purchases the other day? Behold the legless doll!"Ted gravely took it and examined a pair of somewhat shapeless, but plump white linen extremities stuffed with wool."The shaftless cart! The paintless boat! The one-armed doll! The headless lady! The three-legged cat!" One after another he examined them. He was a good deal amused, but full of admiration; seeing which Nell dragged out further examples of their art."Tell me what that is."She held up a very corpulent, grey stuffed pincushion on four legs.Ted stared uneasily."Be careful, old chap," warned Denis, from the armchair. "It's Nell's pet admiration, and made by herself.""A pig?" he queried uncertainly."Oh, 'tis the broth of a bhoy you are!" exclaimed Nell, in impulsive triumph. "Now, then, Denis! Didn't I know all your scoffing was just jealousy?""It's a splendid pig!" declared Ted, with enthusiasm. "Look at its tail!""Do English pigs grow their tails on top of their off-hind legs?" queried Denis."No; but little Irish girls grow 'em over their left shoulders!"There was a spurt of appreciative laughter from an unwilling and would-be dignified Atom."Look at my bear!" said Nell; "and oh, do look at Denis's effort!""Um! Is it an Irish animal?""No; you know what it is, you duffer!""An elephant, old man?""Try again!" dimpled Nell."A kangeroo?""You're getting nearer. It's something that hops.""Hops? A lame giraffe?" He caught the cushion aimed at him by Denis."It's a—robin!" cried Nell."Great Scott!""What's this?" he picked up another work of art."That's a needle cushion," observed Denis. "It was going to be a cat, but Molly's broken five needles into it already! Say, Lancaster, you come over here and I'll show you a genuine work of art as compiled and invented and built entirely by your humble servant!""Did you really make it?" He knelt down and studied the doll's house. "Um—might be worse!""Four rooms," said Nell, thoughtfully. "Bedroom, kitchen, dining room, drawing-room, or nursery?""Nursery," Denis decided. "Girls are always cranky over horrid wobbly babies!""That's true," said Nell. "I mean," hastily, "girls do have the sense to like nice little chubby babies, so a nursery it shall be!"Kate Kearney came pattering softly up to Ted, and stood gazing into his face. He picked her up."What d'you want, old girl?"She lashed her tail; she wriggled her head into his shoulder; she eyed him with innocent adoration."She's been up to something," observed Denis."Oh!" ejaculated Nell. "Oh, K.K.!" She held up a half-demolished grey pig."'Oh! should you e'er meet this Kate Kearney,Who lives on the banks of Killarney,Beware of her smile, for many a wileLies hid in the smile of Kate Kearney.Though she looks so bewitchingly simple,Yet there's mischief in every dimple;And who dares inhale her sigh's spicy gale,Must die by the breath of Kate Kearney,'"sang Denis. "The poor piggy inhaled her sigh this time."When Molly and Sheila Pat had gone to bed, the others sat around the fire and talked. Jim came down from the curtain rod, sat on the hearth-rug, and gazed into the fire. Occasionally he glanced up with his bright little eyes from one to another. He obviously took part in the conversation. Nell began to feel that she had known Ted for years and years. She discovered that he had no near relations except his father and the aunt and cousins she had seen. Filling the gaps he left, she made out that his father was absorbed in the game of speculation; that he was always going to and fro between London and New York on business; that Ted often did not even know his address.When Ted departed, Denis went with him to the corner. Coming back alone, he lifted his beautiful voice in "The Wearing o' the Green," and, oblivious of the heads thrust from windows, strolled slowly towards his gate.Whereupon Miss Kezia was wroth on three counts: his being so absurd as to have gone to the corner; his going with no coat or hat on; and his singing in that disgraceful manner at that time of night in the streets. Poor Denis! He had been used to sing always when he felt inclined at Kilbrannan. Nell had often listened with delight to his voice as it rang and echoed amongst their beloved hills. She had often joined in, too.All his excuse now was—"It's such a glorious moonlight night!" And he went up unabashed to Nell. She was standing staring thoughtfully into the fire."Denis," she said slowly, "all he could find to say good about his father was that he 'gives him a jolly good allowance!'""Yes, poor beggar."Silence."Denis, he seemed to enjoy it all so!""Yes."Longer pause. Then, tragically:—"Denis, he—doesn't hang out a Christmas stocking!"CHAPTER XVI"Oh, Denis!" said Nell."What have you been up to now?""Jim and I have been dodging Aunt Kezia all the morning. He's very exciting. Of course because I was with him in the garden she chose to want me for some deep purpose of her own. Molly told her I wasn't in. She said she wouldn't say I was out, because it didn't seem truthful. Then she waved the red flag from the Stronghold window, so I knew I was to lie low. I sat down on the path behind the dust-bin. I don't like dust-bins, and Jim does, which makes it awkward. He persisted in stretching out and picking out horrible bits of dirty paper and cardboard and tin. Then Aunt Kezia, out of pure, native cussedness, decides to come into the garden to mend that bit of broken lattice. I heard her saying so to Sarah in the kitchen doorway, and I simply fled over the wall. Denis, now I ask you, why couldn't the dust-bin be against Mrs. Barclay's wall? I daren't cross the garden, so I had to take refuge in the garden of the enemies of our aunt! And there Jim and I crouched behind an inadequate laurel bush. At intervals I'd look up, but always I could see the red handkerchief dangling from the window. Sometimes I could see Aunt Kezia's head, too! I was frozen so stiff I couldn't move. And Jim ate two buttons off my blouse. And that awful old Mrs. Ponsonby next door kept appearing at one of the windows. Hair by hair I felt my head going grey. But Jim must be exercised. That's four times in two days Aunt Kezia has almost caught him!""I'll mend the catch of his cage this very moment. We're going to St. James Park this afternoon, you know, and we'll make sure he's safe."Sheila Pat suggested, "I think Tommy would like to come, too.""We'll ask him."That afternoon Sheila Pat was ready first."Nell, may I go and ask Tommy?""All right, only don't dawdle."Sheila Pat trotted off.Mrs. Barclay hesitated; she looked worried."Please may he come?" Sheila Pat repeated."I should like him to go, dear, but—but—" Suddenly she bent down and kissed the serious little face passionately. "Be good to him, Sheila Pat! He isn't strong—he has a good deal to bear. Sometimes he gets into a bad temper, because he can't be quite like other boys. To-day he won't speak. He hasn't spoken since breakfast.""Please may I go up to him?""Yes, dear. He is in the schoolroom."She turned and walked staidly out into the hall, and opened the schoolroom door.Stewart was huddled up in the window doing nothing."Good mornin'," she said.He took no notice.She tiptoed across the room, an oddly worried look on her small face."Tommy, will you come to see the horse guards with us?" she almost whispered.He stared out of the window."Denis is comin', too. And we're goin' on an omnibus, and you and me will get front seats, and—and it's very windy," the soft little voice went patiently on, enumerating all the delights of the expedition. "Do come, Tommy, won't you?"He drummed on the window pane with thin little fingers."I 'spect our hats will blow right off, and the horses and soljers are grand, and—and p'raps it will rain, too—and—and—and Mrs. Barclay says she would like you to go—"Suddenly he turned on her, the brilliant colour leaping to his cheeks."You!" he cried stormily. "You! Why don't you sneer at me? Why don't you call me names?You!"A little puzzled frown settled on her brows."I—don't—know why I don't," she said slowly."Go away! Go now! Goat once!" and before she could move he had burst into a perfect storm of tears. Sheila Pat backed across the room till she reached the opposite wall, and stood staring, wide eyed, at the shaking little figure in the window, at the fair head prone on the outstretched, despairing arms.Presently he raised his head."Why don't you go, you hateful, beastly little pryer? Why don't you? Oh, I don't mean it," he added wildly, "only—you—you'll despise me—more'n ever—" His voice dropped dejectedly. He began fumbling vainly for his handkerchief. Sheila Pat produced a clean folded one of her own, and came across the room and handed it to him. "You'd better go—they'll be waiting for you won't they?""Please come, too, Tommy."He turned wondering eyes on her."Look here, I—I'm going to tell you! It was a beastly boy—I went to post a letter for mother this morning, and he—" his face flushed scarlet, "he imitated me—he pertended to be lame like me, and I—I tried to go for him, but he just ran, you see—and he—laughed—"Sheila Pat's face quivered. There was a little silence."And—and he made me feel—wild—""Please, Tommy, don't talk about that boy," her voice shook, "please don't."He stared moodily out of the window again. She stood by, a queer little motherly look on her serious face."Will you come now, Tommy?"A loud rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tatechoed through the house."That's them!" exclaimed the Atom, with ungrammatical excitement."Oh, Tommy, please be quick!"A minute later they ran down to the hall, where they found Denis declaring he wouldn't wait any longer.Stewart gave his mother a shy little nod, and they started.

CHAPTER XIV

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Nell handed it over to Denis with an air of pride.

"That's all we've bought for Christmas so far, Denis. We'd better hurry up."

"There's not much to get this year," he said gloomily.

She stabbed the table with her pencil.

"Sir William Harrison will give 'em all their Christmas 'comforts,'" he pursued with a sneer.

She sighed.

"Nora says in the letter I had this morning that they're really very nice people, only none of them can bear to see them in our home. She says they're awfully good to the poor people, and—and haven't altered anything—"

There was a silence.

"There's the hospital," she began; "we must send the box off in good time, and I want to give Sarah's little brothers and sisters presents, and now Sheila Pat has chummed up with that milkman, and he certainly has two of the dearest little chubby girls! There's a good deal to get, Denis."

"So there is, asthore! To-morrow's Saturday. We'll go shopping directly after lunch!"

He picked up a chocolate cake from the table and ate it. It was one of a lot he had bought for Sheila Pat, whose lunch, in punishment for some misdeed, had been meagre and puddingless. Miss Kezia invariably punished the Atom so, and Denis invariably bought her a substitute of cakes and goodies to make up.

"It'll have to be ingenious shopping this year, Denis," Nell said.

He tapped his brow. "Here's an idea now! Surely in big toy shops some of the toys must get broken! Eh? Here's the shopper. We'll buy the broken toys, and I'll mend 'em. See, I'll turn carpenter for the nonce! Oh, we'll drive wonderful bargains between us! What a head I've got!"

The next afternoon they set forth. The first toy shop they came to was a large and fashionable one. Molly elected to wait outside, but the others marched gaily in.

A tall and smiling damsel came gliding towards them, but at Denis's debonair request for damaged toys, the smile froze, and the damsel informed him coldly that it was not a second-hand shop.

He smiled blandly, and responded that he could see that, but had thought that even in such an elegant emporium things must occasionally be broken.

"We'll relieve you of tailless horses, armless and legless dolls, sailless ships, funnelless engines, neckless giraffes, humpless camels, trunkless elephants, even noseless tapirs," he ended with a flourish.

The damsel's eye gleamed coldly.

"I conclude when things are broken they are thrown away," she observed with haughty nonchalance.

He searched his pockets; his face was very grave.

"Ah, I have not a tract with me bearing on this subject. But, my dear young lady, it is a subject very near my heart. Waste! Ah, 'Waste not, want not!' You have heard the wise old proverb? Waste! In thy name how many sins are committed, daily, hourly, minutely! Think of empty little arms—outstretched, clamoring—empty—while the dust-bin is full! Think of armless dolls smiling in the midst of decayed vegetables! Trunkless elephants sleeping in dust! And they might be hushed on happy little bosoms!"

He turned aside with a gesture of grief and opened the door for Nell and the Atom to pass through.

Outside: "Oh, Nell," cried Molly, "what are you laughing at? Oh! and there are one—two—threeheads looking out of the door after us!"

They were more successful in the next shop. In a few minutes the shop-walker and three assistants were laughingly crawling about searching for broken toys. Kate Kearney helped too, and demolished a ball in the process.

But the big success of the afternoon was the fourpence halfpenny shop. They were enthralled. Shining pots and pans, gorgeous picture frames, still more gorgeous pictures, vases, tea-pots, and toys, and all for four-pence halfpenny each! What was fourpence halfpenny? Nothing. Joyously they marched in. The tubby little woman who came forward to serve them was delightful, too. When she nodded her head, the bobby little grey curls at the sides of her face nodded too.

Nell said: "Oh, what a lovely shop! Isn'tanything more than fourpence halfpenny?"

"No, dearie, that is, miss, all the same price. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' this shop. We find toys and kitching utensils sell best. That doll now is good valley for your money, miss. Will your dog do any damage, sir? Oh," as Kate Kearney lay down at Denis's command, "what a good-beyaved little man! I must fetch 'im a biscuit while you're looking round like."

The O'Briens were hilarious.

Fourpence halfpenny! They had decided that they must only spend two or three shillings more; but two or three shillings was untold wealth in a fourpenny halfpenny shop. No need to be careful now. Gaily they chose dolls, horses and carts, trumpets, Noah's arks filled with weird and wondrous animals that Noah himself would never have recognised. Then a customer came in. He was a small and puny customer, but he marched into the shop with an air of grave importance before which his ragged clothes seemed to fade into an abashed oblivion. Denis flung his hat away, and came forward, rubbing his hands together in true professional style.

"And what can I do for you, sir? Toys? Pots? Pans? Brushes?"

"Ain't Mrs. Jelks in?" gasped the urchin; "'ere, none o' that," recovering with Cockney speed. "You're a gent, you are."

"A distant relative of Mrs.—er—Jelks. I'm taking charge of the shop during her absence. Well, miss," turning to Nell, "have you chosen a doll yet?"

"I think I'll have this one." She seized recklessly upon a particularly ugly specimen.

"That's not such good valley for your money as this lady with the golden locks, madam."

"I'll look about a little longer," she declared demurely.

"Certainly, madam!"

He turned again to the bewildered but now convinced urchin.

"Is it something for yourself you want?" he inquired blandly.

The boy shook his head with an air of deep mystery.

"Whom for, then? If you will tell me, I can help you to choose, you know."

He hesitated, glanced sharply at Denis's face, and suddenly blurted out excitedly:—

"It's for Liz, sir! She's my sister what can't walk, you know. I've got it—look!" opening out a grimy little palm with a penny, six halfpennies, and two farthings on it. "Ain't it fine? And I put 'er off—she thinks I only got a penny! She do, true as I stand 'ere! It'll 'ave to be a secret till Christmas, too!"

"Did you save it all up?" asked Nell.

"Yes, miss! Every fardin'! And she don't know!"

"You will have to choose very carefully, won't you? A doll, do you think?"

He shook his head.

"Gals are so funny," with a puzzled little frown; "she's got a ole wooden thing, 'as Liz, with no arms nor legs, and she 'ugs it like anythink, and I ses to 'er t'other day, 'Liz,' I ses, that artful she'd never guess what I was up to,—'Liz,' I ses, 'wouldn't it be fine if Sandy Claws was to come and give you a fine new doll with arms and legs now?' And she up with 'er face all red, and she ses quite angry like, 'I wouldn't 'ave it,' she ses, 'ugging 'er old wooden doll, 'I'd throw it in the fire,' she ses, 'mysweetLily Vilet!'"

"Well, then," Nell suggested, "somethingforthe doll?"

"Yes, miss, that's it!"

He was studying the treasures around him with solemn gaze.

"This little doll's house?" suggested Denis. "Or this Noah's ark—it seems to be filled chiefly with brown paper, by the way. Or this beautiful cradle? All good valley," twinkling at Nell, "excellent valley."

The urchin looked from one thing to another.

"It's differcult to know which, ain't it?"

"Take your time, take your time. I'll be serving my other customers."

He eyed Molly concernedly.

"Don't you feel well, miss? You look sort of hysterical. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' this shop and never 'ad our goods laughed at before!"

He turned his attention to Sheila Pat, who was rummaging earnestly for broken toys.

"That's a splendid ball you're looking at, miss. Let me show you how it bounces."

In an instant Kate Kearney was after it; there was a crash, a tumble—and a horse, a donkey, a tin pail, and a box of bricks lay on the floor. K.K., unabashed, seized the donkey and shook it.

"Drop it! Drop it, K.K.!"

The little urchin, after one glance round at the crash, went on staring at the treasure of treasures he had found on the counter—a small wooden table with pink and white cups and saucers, plates, tea-pot, milk jug, and sugar basin set out invitingly on a spotless white cloth. The last brick hunted out of the last corner and put back into its box, they turned their attention to their small customer again. Nell whispered quickly to Denis:—

"Quick, before she comes back—pretend its fourpence halfpenny forboth!Don'tlet him guess—it would spoil it all for him!"

"Chosen anything yet?" Denis queried. "Take your time. We are accustomed to purchasers not being able to decide between the wondrous bargains we display. Now this," he waved aloft a particularly awful tin plate on which was painted in very vivid colours a big-headed little girl caressing a dog several sizes larger than herself, "this is a wonderful artistic product—after Landseer. You might think the animal was perchance an elephant—"

"They're fourpence ha'penny for the table, and fourpence ha'penny for the cups and things, in course," the urchin interpolated with a big sigh, and never a thought for Denis's nonsense. "They beat everythink in the shop into fits!"

"This table? This tea-set? Well, you're a born shopper. Fourpence ha'penny for 'em both! Best valley I've got in the shop!"

"'And 'em over, sir!"

He held out his money in a grubby little hand that positively shook with eagerness. Then his fingers closed on it suddenly. He said with suspicion:—

"Yer sure it's forboth? I ain't got no more money, so it's no use trying to bluff me into buying more'n fourpenny 'a'penny worth!"

"My dear sir, this shop is above suspicion. Twenty-four year 'ave me and Jelks kep' it!" He had seized a newspaper and was rolling it round the toys. "For twenty-four years has it stood in conscious rectitude—"

"'Ere, don't I git a box to put 'em in?" the urchin interrupted, unimpressed.

"A box, is it?"

Nell interposed, stern disapproval in her tone.

"Of course you should have a box! He's a most careless young man! There's the box that the tea things fit into just at his elbow!"

She watched delightedly his vain efforts to fit the cups and saucers into the shaped spaces cut into the cardboard.

"Really," she observed to the urchin, "I wonder Mrs. Jelly has such a very foolish young man to attend to her shop!"

"J-Jelks," came from the background in Molly's voice and with Molly's giggle.

In dignified silence Denis sought valiantly to ram the sugar basin into the place where the milk jug belonged; he put a cup into a plate hole, the cup disappeared and ran about under the cardboard.

"That ain't where it belongs! New to the business, ain't yer?" scoffed the urchin.

"That is where it is going to stay," Denis said firmly. "I never tempt Providence."

Nell came forward with an air.

"Young man, hand them over to me! I really am surprised at Mrs. Jel—Jelks! I will arrange the tea things."

As the urchin took the parcel from her, he said in a confidential aside:—

"Tell yer wot it is, miss, 'e's too 'igh and mighty for 'is business!"

"I expect so. You can see that he is consumed with conceit."

The urchin nodded his head towards Molly.

"That young lidy's just laughing at 'im, ain't she?"

Nell declared with an airy recklessness, "Oh, they're all maniacs!"

He trotted off, parcel under arm, and the maniacs sent "Happy Christmasses" after him.

"Nell O'Brien," Denis exclaimed, "that for your impertinent pate!"

The woolly rabbit bit her brow. A dog followed, a ball, an elephant, a brush—then Molly burst out, "Mrs. J-J-Jelks!"

Mrs. Jelks received a fur monkey on her plump shoulder. She was wiping her eyes, but her laughter was dying, killed by her disapproval of the toy storm.

"Please, sir, I—couldn't afford to pay breakages! O dear! Well, it was as good as a play, I do declare. I only come back because you was getting too free with my goods. 'Ere's your biscuit, doggie." She bent down slowly to K.K. Denis gazed at her back.

"Jelly, valley, and twenty-four year 'ave Jelks and me," he murmured serenely.

Molly fled.

"Were you list'nin'?" Sheila Pat demanded.

"Did you think I'd leave my shop all that while, my dear? I've been a-watching you through the spy-'ole. You've broke one or two things, sir!"

"Oh, we'll buy them. We like 'em broken."

"Well, now, I've never 'eard anyone say that before. And you sold that table and tea-set at half price—"

"Oh, that's all right! We'll pay the difference."

"I thought that was what you'd do, sir."

They began choosing toys again. Sheila Pat, on whom the fever of bargain-hunting had descended, asked earnestly if Mrs. Jelks hadn't any broken toys.

Mrs. Jelks nearly subsided on to a piled-up heap of pots and pans, under the impression that they were a chair.

"Well," she gasped, "morebroken toys! Well, I never did!"

Molly crept back and took part in the choosing.

"I think that's all," Nell said at last.

"Yes, miss. I've kep' count. That'll be eleven and threepence."

"Howmuch?"

"Eleven and threepence, miss."

They began to laugh.

"Denis, we didn't mean to go beyond two or three shillings! I wouldn't have thought if we'd boughtpounds'worth of fourpenny halfpenny things, it could have come to that!"

Mrs. Jelks did not deliver goods at houses, and she had no brown paper. So the O'Briens marched forth laden heavily with weird-shaped newspaper parcels. It happened that Ted Lancaster, in a silk hat, long fawn coat, and immaculate patent-leather boots, came strolling across their path. Over a large and bulging Noah's ark up went Nell's head.

Hat in hand, he greeted them.

"You'll let me carry those parcels, Miss O'Brien?"

"No, thanks."

"Please let me; and you'll let me carry yours, too," to Molly, "won't you?"

"Thank you," said Molly, shyly.

"Good for you, old chap! I did my best, but I've only one pair of arms, don't you know," observed Denis.

"Newspaper parcels seem incongruous with you, somehow," said Nell, unkindly.

He flushed up.

"Hand 'em over, Nell!" said Denis, frowning. "Don't keep us all standing here!"

Nell walked on quickly.

"I like to carry them myself."

Ted spoke to Sheila Pat.

"Gigantic Atom, I bet anything you, too, prefer to carry your own parcels?"

She nodded.

"But I'd like to hold your arm."

"Honoured, I'm sure."

Laboriously she freed her right hand and tucked it, and a lamb that had escaped from a parcel, beneath his arm.

Nell had grown penitent. She turned a charming and rather pink cheek towards him.

"I'm tired of carrying my parcels," she said plaintively.

"You'll let me?Thanks!"

They told him of their morning's shopping, and he listened with absorbed interest.

Then Nell, who hated to have a grievance hidden away, brought hers out reproachfully.

"I do think it was awfully nasty of you to go away and forget I was keeping a place for you the other night."

He promptly dropped a parcel.

"Forget!" he exclaimed, standing on Noah, and surrounded by his relations and his horses and his cows and his elephants and his trees. "Why, Pennington took my place!"

"Oh, but that was only till you should come back."

"Fool!" he muttered savagely, and kicked Noah's aunt.

"Be careful, boy!" shrilled the Atom, who was picking up Noah and his impedimenta.

"Sorry!" He stooped and helped her.

"So," said Mistress Nell, "you thought I broke my word!"

"I—I'm awfully sorry. I thought you'd forgotten."

"I never forget a promise."

"No, of course not! That is—I mean—I thought—hang it all, I was an idiot!" He flung Noah's patriarchal oak into the box. "But when I saw that fool of a Pennington—"

"He's not a fool. I don't see why you should call him names. And hadn't you better hurry? We're obstructing the pavement."

"This—er—lady in the blue dressing-gown won't go in."

"I'll take her," volunteered the Atom.

Nell looked down into his face and laughed.

"Oh, that's all right!" he exclaimed, relieved.

"I say," Denis and Molly reappeared, coming back to look for them, "aren't you ever coming?"

Ted, once more clasping the newspapered Noah's ark and other toys to the bosom of his fashionable coat, walked on.

"Been to a concert with my aunt and cousins," he volunteered to Denis.

"Like it?"

He frowned.

"I like going to concerts alone," he observed ungallantly.

And Nell dimpled, as she mentally drew pictures.

He could not come in with them, as he was due somewhere else, but the real regret in his face and voice prompted them to insist that he should come very soon.

Up in the Stronghold Sheila Pat turned to Denis.

"I'm thinking you make very unrespectful friends, Denis O'Brien," she remarked austerely. "That boy—" pause—"pulled—my—pig-tail!"

CHAPTER XV

Nell stirred energetically.

"Molly! Molly!"

"Yes!"

"Come and stir my toffee a minute. I want to run down and look at my cakes."

"Oh, miss," Sarah greeted her with a relieved and beaming smile, "I'm so glad you've come. I'm that afraid they'll burn! And I darsent open the oven door, 'cause you told me not to."

"Don't they look good, Sarah?"

"'Aven't they risen splendid, miss?"

Sarah looked at the little golden cakes admiringly. "You can cook beautiful! Those pitaters you showed me 'ow to do—they were beautiful."

"Oh, potatoes!" She laughed. "They're our national dish, you know. Sarah, is your mother better?"

"Yes, miss, and those books did cheer 'er you wouldn't believe, with all the beautiful pictures of the birds and animals and flowers and trees and reading about 'em; not," honestly, "that she reads all of 'em, her not being a scholard, but there's one or two about the little birds and 'ow they builds their nests and all that that she's just read over and over again, and she does enjoy the pictures—such a one she is for the country ever since she went to Margate for a week on 'er 'oneymoon! And she's that careful with them, miss!"

Nell nodded.

"Yes she is. I'm so glad—I do hate to have books mauled about."

Sarah grinned delightedly.

"This is how she does, miss. She gits out 'er black-edged handkercher what she 'ad for father's funeral and Walter's and Gladys's,—what died, you know,—and she puts it across the back of the book and round the edges so as her fingers don't touch the pages at all, and she keeps the book wrapped up in that funeral handkercher, and she says to the children, 'If ever I ketch you a-touching of that handkercher, I'll beat you till you're black and blue from head to foot!' So you see, miss, that's 'ow it is."

Nell, twinkling over the contrast between Mrs. Jones's fierce words and herself, a meek little thin woman with watery blue eyes and no control over even her baby, gravely declared she did see, and then hurried up to the Stronghold again.

"It really looks charming!" she said, standing on the threshold and looking round the little, overcrowded room, with its pictures, its books, its various treasures, its photographs, a good many of them in beautifully carved Irish bog-oak frames, its two bronze jars with pink chrysanthemums in them, its collection of bog-oak pigs of all sizes.

Jim O'Driscoll sat thoughtfully in the large cage that Denis had made for him. He had discovered that, by stretching out his arm to its uttermost length, he could reach a cushion on the sofa; that, by wriggling in a finger, he could pull the feathers out, and he was very happy.

"Poor Jimmy," Nell said as she passed him sitting innocently gazing before him, "I wonder if you're getting used to earthquakes and tornadoes that seize up your house and hurl it into darkness behind the sofa! Aunt Kezia never used to come up here as she does now!"

Molly shouted out, "Oh!" and a crash drowned her voice.

In trying to fix some holly in a pot on a shelf, she had knocked the shelf down, and with it a collection of pots, curious stones, photographs, pigs.

Nell prognosticated, "Now Ted Lancaster will come," and dived under the table after a curious old fossil she had found one day in the little stream at the foot of Belmarknock Hill. She picked it up, and sat back on her heels, lost in a sudden dream of that misty day when she had found it. The dear mist! She remembered what a vivid emerald green the grass had been—and the golden shafts of sunlight that fell athwart the mist—and the deep blue sky behind it. She remembered how clearly the reflection of herself and her red tam-o'-shanter had shown in the stream—and down the hill Denis's voice, singing and shouting to his dogs, had come to her....

Ted Lancaster stood within the doorway and looked round the room with bewildered eyes.

Emerging from the lounge were a pair of long legs and a bit of skirt. Up on a step-ladder, in the corner, he discerned the Atom. From beneath the table trailed a piece of bright blue pinafore; that was all.

"I've told the handmaiden to hurry up with tea," came Denis's voice behind him.

The legs beneath the lounge wriggled spasmodically, and out came Molly, red and abashed. From the step-ladder descended the Atom, but Nell sat on, serene and absorbed, beneath the table.

"Where's Nell?" shouted Denis. "I say, bet you knocked that shelf down, old muddle-head! What ever's Nell sitting under the table for?"

Brought to the present, she crawled out.

"How-do-you-do?" she said in an absent sort of voice.

Ted looked at her. Her eyes were soft and looking far away; she quite forgot to remember how queer he must have thought it to find her sitting under the table. The suddenness of the change from the stream with its music in her ears, and the hills and the mist before her eyes, to the Stronghold was harsh, and made her feel bad. From her face he glanced to the queer old fossil to which her fingers were clinging with something of desperation in their hold, and he understood suddenly. He turned his broad shoulders on her.

"What were you doing under that lounge, Miss Molly? And you, Miss Sheila Patricia Kathleen O'Brien—surely you should not have been at the top of those steps?"

Sheila Pat's great eyes fairly glowered at him.

"Sure, thin, I was never dhramin' you were a—a spoilsport! Go away! It's easy to see now that you've never been in Ireland!"

"I've forbidden those steps to her," declared Denis, striving to look severe. "Let's take them out, old man."

"I—I wish you wouldn't call me 'Miss Molly'!" blurted out Molly, suddenly.

He looked at her surprised.

"It's awfully good of you," he said in his quiet voice, and Molly's hot cheeks cooled. "I shall be awfully pleased to call you 'Molly,' Molly."

"You're not to call me Sheila Pat," declared the Atom, her pig-tail at an acute angle.

"I should not think of taking such a liberty, Miss Sheila Patricia Kathleen O'Brien."

"I've made some toffee," said Nell. "Are you fond of it? It's too soft to eat yet," digging a knife into it.

"Oh, I say, is it at the stage where it pulls into long strips when you try to bite it, and catches on your nose and mouth and everywhere?"

She nodded.

"Let me have a bit, will you? I haven't had it like that since I was a kid and my old nurse used to make it."

Presently, with his teeth stuck together and his fingers all sticky, he seemed supremely happy.

"Iprefer toffee the proper way," observed the Atom, nose in air. "I'mnot a baby to want it all soft for my teeth!"

"Ah," said Ted, "you will soon, when your milk teeth begin to wabble before they fall out."

The Atom was observed surreptitiously feeling her little white teeth.

"Nell," quoth Denis, "I've just washed my hands. Feed me, asthore. Think I'm a little, little birdie—ah!"

He stopped abruptly, and his cheek shone round and tight over Nell's liberal interpretation of his request. But, liberal as it was, it did not seem to affect his appetite for tea. Nell's cakes all vanished; more toast had to be made, and Ted called down a good deal of laughter at his clumsiness over the business of toasting. Once Miss Kezia sent Sarah up to request that there should be "less noise." Ted's face of whimsical amusement delighted Nell.

Denis issued a mandate that it should be a "rhyming tea." He explained to Ted:—

"You mustn't speak except in rhyme. Everything you say must rhyme somehow—twig?"

"Oh, I say," Ted's eyebrows were stuck up. "I can't, you know! Never made a rhyme in my life!"

"That's the fun!" declared Nell, and he pondered her cryptic utterance ruefully.

It was "fun." Ted's awful and desperate rhymes made them shout with laughter. He mournfully dubbed Denis a beastly poet, and eyed him with reproach. Then suddenly his face cleared. With a bland gravity he asked Nell to have a cake, and left the request rhymeless. To the chorus of "Rhyme! Rhyme!" he responded amiably that he was speaking in blank verse, and from the refuge of blank verse they could not move him. In vain the Atom, her metre waxing wilder and wilder, as her indignation grew, in vain she strove to shame him into rhyming. He gazed at her with ever increasing enjoyment. To her madly rhyming vituperation he responded with gentle obstinacy. And he stuck to his blank verse like an Englishman, and a very unpoetical one.

"Oh!" exclaimed Nell, later on in the evening, "I want to show you something. Now, you remember our broken purchases the other day? Behold the legless doll!"

Ted gravely took it and examined a pair of somewhat shapeless, but plump white linen extremities stuffed with wool.

"The shaftless cart! The paintless boat! The one-armed doll! The headless lady! The three-legged cat!" One after another he examined them. He was a good deal amused, but full of admiration; seeing which Nell dragged out further examples of their art.

"Tell me what that is."

She held up a very corpulent, grey stuffed pincushion on four legs.

Ted stared uneasily.

"Be careful, old chap," warned Denis, from the armchair. "It's Nell's pet admiration, and made by herself."

"A pig?" he queried uncertainly.

"Oh, 'tis the broth of a bhoy you are!" exclaimed Nell, in impulsive triumph. "Now, then, Denis! Didn't I know all your scoffing was just jealousy?"

"It's a splendid pig!" declared Ted, with enthusiasm. "Look at its tail!"

"Do English pigs grow their tails on top of their off-hind legs?" queried Denis.

"No; but little Irish girls grow 'em over their left shoulders!"

There was a spurt of appreciative laughter from an unwilling and would-be dignified Atom.

"Look at my bear!" said Nell; "and oh, do look at Denis's effort!"

"Um! Is it an Irish animal?"

"No; you know what it is, you duffer!"

"An elephant, old man?"

"Try again!" dimpled Nell.

"A kangeroo?"

"You're getting nearer. It's something that hops."

"Hops? A lame giraffe?" He caught the cushion aimed at him by Denis.

"It's a—robin!" cried Nell.

"Great Scott!"

"What's this?" he picked up another work of art.

"That's a needle cushion," observed Denis. "It was going to be a cat, but Molly's broken five needles into it already! Say, Lancaster, you come over here and I'll show you a genuine work of art as compiled and invented and built entirely by your humble servant!"

"Did you really make it?" He knelt down and studied the doll's house. "Um—might be worse!"

"Four rooms," said Nell, thoughtfully. "Bedroom, kitchen, dining room, drawing-room, or nursery?"

"Nursery," Denis decided. "Girls are always cranky over horrid wobbly babies!"

"That's true," said Nell. "I mean," hastily, "girls do have the sense to like nice little chubby babies, so a nursery it shall be!"

Kate Kearney came pattering softly up to Ted, and stood gazing into his face. He picked her up.

"What d'you want, old girl?"

She lashed her tail; she wriggled her head into his shoulder; she eyed him with innocent adoration.

"She's been up to something," observed Denis.

"Oh!" ejaculated Nell. "Oh, K.K.!" She held up a half-demolished grey pig.

"'Oh! should you e'er meet this Kate Kearney,Who lives on the banks of Killarney,Beware of her smile, for many a wileLies hid in the smile of Kate Kearney.Though she looks so bewitchingly simple,Yet there's mischief in every dimple;And who dares inhale her sigh's spicy gale,Must die by the breath of Kate Kearney,'"

"'Oh! should you e'er meet this Kate Kearney,Who lives on the banks of Killarney,Beware of her smile, for many a wileLies hid in the smile of Kate Kearney.Though she looks so bewitchingly simple,Yet there's mischief in every dimple;And who dares inhale her sigh's spicy gale,Must die by the breath of Kate Kearney,'"

"'Oh! should you e'er meet this Kate Kearney,

Who lives on the banks of Killarney,

Beware of her smile, for many a wile

Beware of her smile, for many a wile

Lies hid in the smile of Kate Kearney.

Though she looks so bewitchingly simple,

Yet there's mischief in every dimple;

And who dares inhale her sigh's spicy gale,

And who dares inhale her sigh's spicy gale,

Must die by the breath of Kate Kearney,'"

sang Denis. "The poor piggy inhaled her sigh this time."

When Molly and Sheila Pat had gone to bed, the others sat around the fire and talked. Jim came down from the curtain rod, sat on the hearth-rug, and gazed into the fire. Occasionally he glanced up with his bright little eyes from one to another. He obviously took part in the conversation. Nell began to feel that she had known Ted for years and years. She discovered that he had no near relations except his father and the aunt and cousins she had seen. Filling the gaps he left, she made out that his father was absorbed in the game of speculation; that he was always going to and fro between London and New York on business; that Ted often did not even know his address.

When Ted departed, Denis went with him to the corner. Coming back alone, he lifted his beautiful voice in "The Wearing o' the Green," and, oblivious of the heads thrust from windows, strolled slowly towards his gate.

Whereupon Miss Kezia was wroth on three counts: his being so absurd as to have gone to the corner; his going with no coat or hat on; and his singing in that disgraceful manner at that time of night in the streets. Poor Denis! He had been used to sing always when he felt inclined at Kilbrannan. Nell had often listened with delight to his voice as it rang and echoed amongst their beloved hills. She had often joined in, too.

All his excuse now was—"It's such a glorious moonlight night!" And he went up unabashed to Nell. She was standing staring thoughtfully into the fire.

"Denis," she said slowly, "all he could find to say good about his father was that he 'gives him a jolly good allowance!'"

"Yes, poor beggar."

Silence.

"Denis, he seemed to enjoy it all so!"

"Yes."

Longer pause. Then, tragically:—

"Denis, he—doesn't hang out a Christmas stocking!"

CHAPTER XVI

"Oh, Denis!" said Nell.

"What have you been up to now?"

"Jim and I have been dodging Aunt Kezia all the morning. He's very exciting. Of course because I was with him in the garden she chose to want me for some deep purpose of her own. Molly told her I wasn't in. She said she wouldn't say I was out, because it didn't seem truthful. Then she waved the red flag from the Stronghold window, so I knew I was to lie low. I sat down on the path behind the dust-bin. I don't like dust-bins, and Jim does, which makes it awkward. He persisted in stretching out and picking out horrible bits of dirty paper and cardboard and tin. Then Aunt Kezia, out of pure, native cussedness, decides to come into the garden to mend that bit of broken lattice. I heard her saying so to Sarah in the kitchen doorway, and I simply fled over the wall. Denis, now I ask you, why couldn't the dust-bin be against Mrs. Barclay's wall? I daren't cross the garden, so I had to take refuge in the garden of the enemies of our aunt! And there Jim and I crouched behind an inadequate laurel bush. At intervals I'd look up, but always I could see the red handkerchief dangling from the window. Sometimes I could see Aunt Kezia's head, too! I was frozen so stiff I couldn't move. And Jim ate two buttons off my blouse. And that awful old Mrs. Ponsonby next door kept appearing at one of the windows. Hair by hair I felt my head going grey. But Jim must be exercised. That's four times in two days Aunt Kezia has almost caught him!"

"I'll mend the catch of his cage this very moment. We're going to St. James Park this afternoon, you know, and we'll make sure he's safe."

Sheila Pat suggested, "I think Tommy would like to come, too."

"We'll ask him."

That afternoon Sheila Pat was ready first.

"Nell, may I go and ask Tommy?"

"All right, only don't dawdle."

Sheila Pat trotted off.

Mrs. Barclay hesitated; she looked worried.

"Please may he come?" Sheila Pat repeated.

"I should like him to go, dear, but—but—" Suddenly she bent down and kissed the serious little face passionately. "Be good to him, Sheila Pat! He isn't strong—he has a good deal to bear. Sometimes he gets into a bad temper, because he can't be quite like other boys. To-day he won't speak. He hasn't spoken since breakfast."

"Please may I go up to him?"

"Yes, dear. He is in the schoolroom."

She turned and walked staidly out into the hall, and opened the schoolroom door.

Stewart was huddled up in the window doing nothing.

"Good mornin'," she said.

He took no notice.

She tiptoed across the room, an oddly worried look on her small face.

"Tommy, will you come to see the horse guards with us?" she almost whispered.

He stared out of the window.

"Denis is comin', too. And we're goin' on an omnibus, and you and me will get front seats, and—and it's very windy," the soft little voice went patiently on, enumerating all the delights of the expedition. "Do come, Tommy, won't you?"

He drummed on the window pane with thin little fingers.

"I 'spect our hats will blow right off, and the horses and soljers are grand, and—and p'raps it will rain, too—and—and—and Mrs. Barclay says she would like you to go—"

Suddenly he turned on her, the brilliant colour leaping to his cheeks.

"You!" he cried stormily. "You! Why don't you sneer at me? Why don't you call me names?You!"

A little puzzled frown settled on her brows.

"I—don't—know why I don't," she said slowly.

"Go away! Go now! Goat once!" and before she could move he had burst into a perfect storm of tears. Sheila Pat backed across the room till she reached the opposite wall, and stood staring, wide eyed, at the shaking little figure in the window, at the fair head prone on the outstretched, despairing arms.

Presently he raised his head.

"Why don't you go, you hateful, beastly little pryer? Why don't you? Oh, I don't mean it," he added wildly, "only—you—you'll despise me—more'n ever—" His voice dropped dejectedly. He began fumbling vainly for his handkerchief. Sheila Pat produced a clean folded one of her own, and came across the room and handed it to him. "You'd better go—they'll be waiting for you won't they?"

"Please come, too, Tommy."

He turned wondering eyes on her.

"Look here, I—I'm going to tell you! It was a beastly boy—I went to post a letter for mother this morning, and he—" his face flushed scarlet, "he imitated me—he pertended to be lame like me, and I—I tried to go for him, but he just ran, you see—and he—laughed—"

Sheila Pat's face quivered. There was a little silence.

"And—and he made me feel—wild—"

"Please, Tommy, don't talk about that boy," her voice shook, "please don't."

He stared moodily out of the window again. She stood by, a queer little motherly look on her serious face.

"Will you come now, Tommy?"

A loud rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tatechoed through the house.

"That's them!" exclaimed the Atom, with ungrammatical excitement.

"Oh, Tommy, please be quick!"

A minute later they ran down to the hall, where they found Denis declaring he wouldn't wait any longer.

Stewart gave his mother a shy little nod, and they started.


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