The New Baby.Muzzer’s bought a baby—Ittle bits of zing;Zink I mos’ could put himFroo my rubber ring.Ain’t he awful ugly?Ain’t he awful pink?Just come down from Heaven!—Dat’s a fib, I zink.Doctor told annuzerGreat big awful lie;Nose ain’t out of joyent—Dat ain’t why I cry.Zink I ought to love him?No, I won’t—so zere!Nassy, crying baby—Ain’t got any hair.Send me off wiz BiddyEvery single day;“Be a good boy, Charley—Run away and play.”Dot all my nice kisses—Dot my place in bed;Mean to take my drumstickAnd hit him on ze head.
Muzzer’s bought a baby—Ittle bits of zing;Zink I mos’ could put himFroo my rubber ring.Ain’t he awful ugly?Ain’t he awful pink?Just come down from Heaven!—Dat’s a fib, I zink.Doctor told annuzerGreat big awful lie;Nose ain’t out of joyent—Dat ain’t why I cry.Zink I ought to love him?No, I won’t—so zere!Nassy, crying baby—Ain’t got any hair.Send me off wiz BiddyEvery single day;“Be a good boy, Charley—Run away and play.”Dot all my nice kisses—Dot my place in bed;Mean to take my drumstickAnd hit him on ze head.
Muzzer’s bought a baby—Ittle bits of zing;Zink I mos’ could put himFroo my rubber ring.Ain’t he awful ugly?Ain’t he awful pink?Just come down from Heaven!—Dat’s a fib, I zink.Doctor told annuzerGreat big awful lie;Nose ain’t out of joyent—Dat ain’t why I cry.Zink I ought to love him?No, I won’t—so zere!Nassy, crying baby—Ain’t got any hair.Send me off wiz BiddyEvery single day;“Be a good boy, Charley—Run away and play.”Dot all my nice kisses—Dot my place in bed;Mean to take my drumstickAnd hit him on ze head.
Muzzer’s bought a baby—
Ittle bits of zing;
Zink I mos’ could put him
Froo my rubber ring.
Ain’t he awful ugly?Ain’t he awful pink?Just come down from Heaven!—Dat’s a fib, I zink.
Ain’t he awful ugly?
Ain’t he awful pink?
Just come down from Heaven!—
Dat’s a fib, I zink.
Doctor told annuzerGreat big awful lie;Nose ain’t out of joyent—Dat ain’t why I cry.
Doctor told annuzer
Great big awful lie;
Nose ain’t out of joyent—
Dat ain’t why I cry.
Zink I ought to love him?No, I won’t—so zere!Nassy, crying baby—Ain’t got any hair.
Zink I ought to love him?
No, I won’t—so zere!
Nassy, crying baby—
Ain’t got any hair.
Send me off wiz BiddyEvery single day;“Be a good boy, Charley—Run away and play.”
Send me off wiz Biddy
Every single day;
“Be a good boy, Charley—
Run away and play.”
Dot all my nice kisses—Dot my place in bed;Mean to take my drumstickAnd hit him on ze head.
Dot all my nice kisses—
Dot my place in bed;
Mean to take my drumstick
And hit him on ze head.