Chapter 84

The Village Choir.Half a bar, half a bar,Half a bar onward!Into an awful ditch,Choir and Precentor hitch,Into a mess of pitch,They led the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Oh! that Precentor’s look,When the sopranos tookTheir own time and hook,From the Old Hundred.Screeched all the trebles here,Boggled the tenors there,Raising the parson’s hair,While his mind wandered;Theirs not to reason whyThis psalm was pitched too high;Theirs but to gasp and cryOut the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Stormed they with shout and yell;Not wise they sang, nor well,Drowning the sexton’s bell,While all the church wondered.Dire the Precentor’s glare,Flashed his pitchfork in air,Sounding the fresh key to bearOut the Old Hundred.Swiftly he turned his back,Reached he his hat from rack,Then from the screaming packHimself he sundered.Tenors to right of him,Trebles to left of him,Discords behind him,Bellowed and thundered.Oh, the wild howls they wrought;Right to the end they fought!Some tune they sang, but not—Not the Old Hundred.

The Village Choir.Half a bar, half a bar,Half a bar onward!Into an awful ditch,Choir and Precentor hitch,Into a mess of pitch,They led the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Oh! that Precentor’s look,When the sopranos tookTheir own time and hook,From the Old Hundred.Screeched all the trebles here,Boggled the tenors there,Raising the parson’s hair,While his mind wandered;Theirs not to reason whyThis psalm was pitched too high;Theirs but to gasp and cryOut the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Stormed they with shout and yell;Not wise they sang, nor well,Drowning the sexton’s bell,While all the church wondered.Dire the Precentor’s glare,Flashed his pitchfork in air,Sounding the fresh key to bearOut the Old Hundred.Swiftly he turned his back,Reached he his hat from rack,Then from the screaming packHimself he sundered.Tenors to right of him,Trebles to left of him,Discords behind him,Bellowed and thundered.Oh, the wild howls they wrought;Right to the end they fought!Some tune they sang, but not—Not the Old Hundred.

Half a bar, half a bar,Half a bar onward!Into an awful ditch,Choir and Precentor hitch,Into a mess of pitch,They led the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Oh! that Precentor’s look,When the sopranos tookTheir own time and hook,From the Old Hundred.Screeched all the trebles here,Boggled the tenors there,Raising the parson’s hair,While his mind wandered;Theirs not to reason whyThis psalm was pitched too high;Theirs but to gasp and cryOut the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Stormed they with shout and yell;Not wise they sang, nor well,Drowning the sexton’s bell,While all the church wondered.Dire the Precentor’s glare,Flashed his pitchfork in air,Sounding the fresh key to bearOut the Old Hundred.Swiftly he turned his back,Reached he his hat from rack,Then from the screaming packHimself he sundered.Tenors to right of him,Trebles to left of him,Discords behind him,Bellowed and thundered.Oh, the wild howls they wrought;Right to the end they fought!Some tune they sang, but not—Not the Old Hundred.

Half a bar, half a bar,Half a bar onward!Into an awful ditch,Choir and Precentor hitch,Into a mess of pitch,They led the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Oh! that Precentor’s look,When the sopranos tookTheir own time and hook,From the Old Hundred.Screeched all the trebles here,Boggled the tenors there,Raising the parson’s hair,While his mind wandered;Theirs not to reason whyThis psalm was pitched too high;Theirs but to gasp and cryOut the Old Hundred.Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Stormed they with shout and yell;Not wise they sang, nor well,Drowning the sexton’s bell,While all the church wondered.Dire the Precentor’s glare,Flashed his pitchfork in air,Sounding the fresh key to bearOut the Old Hundred.Swiftly he turned his back,Reached he his hat from rack,Then from the screaming packHimself he sundered.Tenors to right of him,Trebles to left of him,Discords behind him,Bellowed and thundered.Oh, the wild howls they wrought;Right to the end they fought!Some tune they sang, but not—Not the Old Hundred.

Half a bar, half a bar,

Half a bar onward!

Into an awful ditch,

Choir and Precentor hitch,

Into a mess of pitch,

They led the Old Hundred.

Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Oh! that Precentor’s look,When the sopranos tookTheir own time and hook,From the Old Hundred.

Trebles to right of them,

Tenors to left of them,

Basses in front of them,

Bellowed and thundered.

Oh! that Precentor’s look,

When the sopranos took

Their own time and hook,

From the Old Hundred.

Screeched all the trebles here,Boggled the tenors there,Raising the parson’s hair,While his mind wandered;Theirs not to reason whyThis psalm was pitched too high;Theirs but to gasp and cryOut the Old Hundred.

Screeched all the trebles here,

Boggled the tenors there,

Raising the parson’s hair,

While his mind wandered;

Theirs not to reason why

This psalm was pitched too high;

Theirs but to gasp and cry

Out the Old Hundred.

Trebles to right of them,Tenors to left of them,Basses in front of them,Bellowed and thundered.Stormed they with shout and yell;Not wise they sang, nor well,Drowning the sexton’s bell,While all the church wondered.

Trebles to right of them,

Tenors to left of them,

Basses in front of them,

Bellowed and thundered.

Stormed they with shout and yell;

Not wise they sang, nor well,

Drowning the sexton’s bell,

While all the church wondered.

Dire the Precentor’s glare,Flashed his pitchfork in air,Sounding the fresh key to bearOut the Old Hundred.Swiftly he turned his back,Reached he his hat from rack,Then from the screaming packHimself he sundered.

Dire the Precentor’s glare,

Flashed his pitchfork in air,

Sounding the fresh key to bear

Out the Old Hundred.

Swiftly he turned his back,

Reached he his hat from rack,

Then from the screaming pack

Himself he sundered.

Tenors to right of him,Trebles to left of him,Discords behind him,Bellowed and thundered.Oh, the wild howls they wrought;Right to the end they fought!Some tune they sang, but not—Not the Old Hundred.

Tenors to right of him,

Trebles to left of him,

Discords behind him,

Bellowed and thundered.

Oh, the wild howls they wrought;

Right to the end they fought!

Some tune they sang, but not—

Not the Old Hundred.


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