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GEE! There’s a call from seven-forty-eight—That’s Miss Le Claire; she wants some ice, I’ll bet;She stars in “Mrs. Middleton’s Regret.”And when you mention peaches—say, she’s great!If I could marry her I guess I’d hateTo have to do it—nit! I’d go and getA plug hat and a fur-trimmed coat and letThe guy that’s managin’ her, pay the freight.They say she gets a hundred dollars per;I’d like to draw that much a year or two.They’d know I’d been around when I got through.I wish the dude that comes here after herWas in my place and me in his—I’d stirThings up around this town. I wouldn’t doA thing but buy her everything I knewShe didn’t have but might be wishin’ fer.She rung fer me to get some stamps, and whenI took them up she says, “Just wait a bit.”She put one on a note and handed itTo me to mail—and he come in just thenAnd grabbed the thing—I’ve heard of crazy men,And I know when it’s up to me to quit:She had him goin’ groggy when I lit,But, blame the luck, they’ve made it up again.
GEE! There’s a call from seven-forty-eight—That’s Miss Le Claire; she wants some ice, I’ll bet;She stars in “Mrs. Middleton’s Regret.”And when you mention peaches—say, she’s great!If I could marry her I guess I’d hateTo have to do it—nit! I’d go and getA plug hat and a fur-trimmed coat and letThe guy that’s managin’ her, pay the freight.They say she gets a hundred dollars per;I’d like to draw that much a year or two.They’d know I’d been around when I got through.I wish the dude that comes here after herWas in my place and me in his—I’d stirThings up around this town. I wouldn’t doA thing but buy her everything I knewShe didn’t have but might be wishin’ fer.She rung fer me to get some stamps, and whenI took them up she says, “Just wait a bit.”She put one on a note and handed itTo me to mail—and he come in just thenAnd grabbed the thing—I’ve heard of crazy men,And I know when it’s up to me to quit:She had him goin’ groggy when I lit,But, blame the luck, they’ve made it up again.
GEE! There’s a call from seven-forty-eight—That’s Miss Le Claire; she wants some ice, I’ll bet;She stars in “Mrs. Middleton’s Regret.”And when you mention peaches—say, she’s great!If I could marry her I guess I’d hateTo have to do it—nit! I’d go and getA plug hat and a fur-trimmed coat and letThe guy that’s managin’ her, pay the freight.
GEE! There’s a call from seven-forty-eight—
That’s Miss Le Claire; she wants some ice, I’ll bet;
She stars in “Mrs. Middleton’s Regret.”
And when you mention peaches—say, she’s great!
If I could marry her I guess I’d hate
To have to do it—nit! I’d go and get
A plug hat and a fur-trimmed coat and let
The guy that’s managin’ her, pay the freight.
They say she gets a hundred dollars per;I’d like to draw that much a year or two.They’d know I’d been around when I got through.I wish the dude that comes here after herWas in my place and me in his—I’d stirThings up around this town. I wouldn’t doA thing but buy her everything I knewShe didn’t have but might be wishin’ fer.
They say she gets a hundred dollars per;
I’d like to draw that much a year or two.
They’d know I’d been around when I got through.
I wish the dude that comes here after her
Was in my place and me in his—I’d stir
Things up around this town. I wouldn’t do
A thing but buy her everything I knew
She didn’t have but might be wishin’ fer.
She rung fer me to get some stamps, and whenI took them up she says, “Just wait a bit.”She put one on a note and handed itTo me to mail—and he come in just thenAnd grabbed the thing—I’ve heard of crazy men,And I know when it’s up to me to quit:She had him goin’ groggy when I lit,But, blame the luck, they’ve made it up again.
She rung fer me to get some stamps, and when
I took them up she says, “Just wait a bit.”
She put one on a note and handed it
To me to mail—and he come in just then
And grabbed the thing—I’ve heard of crazy men,
And I know when it’s up to me to quit:
She had him goin’ groggy when I lit,
But, blame the luck, they’ve made it up again.