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I THINK I’ll chuck this job and go and tryTo be a supe with her, and by and byGet speakin’ parts to play, and then—who knows?—Be leadin’ man, at last, and wear dude clo’s.I’d drink champagne whenever I was dry,And have a chance to travel up and downAround the country, seein’ every town,And after every act they’d call fer me;All week I’d only work two afternoons,And nearly everywhere I went I’d seeMy picture in the windows of saloons.I’d have a stage name that was grand to hear—I think I’d make it Reginald De Vere—Gee! Wouldn’t that loom up great on the bills?They’d never know they cheered fer Eddie MillsWhen I would get the signal to appear.I’d give her all the beautiful bouquetsThe girls would send to me at matinées,And when the show was over crowds would standOutside to watch fer me and her and stareWhen we come out, and I would take her handAnd lead her to our carriage, waitin’ there.
I THINK I’ll chuck this job and go and tryTo be a supe with her, and by and byGet speakin’ parts to play, and then—who knows?—Be leadin’ man, at last, and wear dude clo’s.I’d drink champagne whenever I was dry,And have a chance to travel up and downAround the country, seein’ every town,And after every act they’d call fer me;All week I’d only work two afternoons,And nearly everywhere I went I’d seeMy picture in the windows of saloons.I’d have a stage name that was grand to hear—I think I’d make it Reginald De Vere—Gee! Wouldn’t that loom up great on the bills?They’d never know they cheered fer Eddie MillsWhen I would get the signal to appear.I’d give her all the beautiful bouquetsThe girls would send to me at matinées,And when the show was over crowds would standOutside to watch fer me and her and stareWhen we come out, and I would take her handAnd lead her to our carriage, waitin’ there.
I THINK I’ll chuck this job and go and tryTo be a supe with her, and by and byGet speakin’ parts to play, and then—who knows?—Be leadin’ man, at last, and wear dude clo’s.I’d drink champagne whenever I was dry,And have a chance to travel up and downAround the country, seein’ every town,And after every act they’d call fer me;All week I’d only work two afternoons,And nearly everywhere I went I’d seeMy picture in the windows of saloons.
I THINK I’ll chuck this job and go and try
To be a supe with her, and by and by
Get speakin’ parts to play, and then—who knows?—
Be leadin’ man, at last, and wear dude clo’s.
I’d drink champagne whenever I was dry,
And have a chance to travel up and down
Around the country, seein’ every town,
And after every act they’d call fer me;
All week I’d only work two afternoons,
And nearly everywhere I went I’d see
My picture in the windows of saloons.
I’d have a stage name that was grand to hear—I think I’d make it Reginald De Vere—Gee! Wouldn’t that loom up great on the bills?They’d never know they cheered fer Eddie MillsWhen I would get the signal to appear.I’d give her all the beautiful bouquetsThe girls would send to me at matinées,And when the show was over crowds would standOutside to watch fer me and her and stareWhen we come out, and I would take her handAnd lead her to our carriage, waitin’ there.
I’d have a stage name that was grand to hear—
I think I’d make it Reginald De Vere—
Gee! Wouldn’t that loom up great on the bills?
They’d never know they cheered fer Eddie Mills
When I would get the signal to appear.
I’d give her all the beautiful bouquets
The girls would send to me at matinées,
And when the show was over crowds would stand
Outside to watch fer me and her and stare
When we come out, and I would take her hand
And lead her to our carriage, waitin’ there.