XV.
THE news-stand lady’s got a steady beau;He comes each night at six o’clock or so,And when they leave he takes her by the arm,As though he thought she might get into harm,Or slip on something smooth, or stub her toe.Mike says he’d let his mother get alongWithout an arm to hang to that was strong,And never seem to think she might get hurtBy bein’ bumped, and never fret at allIf she would put her foot down in the dirt,And never be afraid that she would fall.I wonder why a fellow’s mother triesTo make you think that every man that’s wiseSteers clear of all the girls? I wonder whyA fellow’s mother thinks they’re mean and slyAnd hardly fit to look you in the eyes?Ma thinks the operator here has plannedTo hook the first poor chap that she can land;And one night, when I got to tellin’ maHow sweet she was—I mean the operator—The more I tried to praise her up I sawThe more it kind of seemed to make ma hate ’er.Ma says they’re all a schemin’ lot, who fixThemselves up nice to fool the Toms and DicksAnd Harrys that don’t know enough to run:You’d think, to hear her talk, that all they doneWas try to catch the boys by foxy tricks.I don’t see why ma runs them down that way;She used to be a girl herself, one day.Mike says that when a woman’s married, though,She never wants the rest that ain’t been tookTo ever stand a chance or have a showTo ever get a nibble at the hook.
THE news-stand lady’s got a steady beau;He comes each night at six o’clock or so,And when they leave he takes her by the arm,As though he thought she might get into harm,Or slip on something smooth, or stub her toe.Mike says he’d let his mother get alongWithout an arm to hang to that was strong,And never seem to think she might get hurtBy bein’ bumped, and never fret at allIf she would put her foot down in the dirt,And never be afraid that she would fall.I wonder why a fellow’s mother triesTo make you think that every man that’s wiseSteers clear of all the girls? I wonder whyA fellow’s mother thinks they’re mean and slyAnd hardly fit to look you in the eyes?Ma thinks the operator here has plannedTo hook the first poor chap that she can land;And one night, when I got to tellin’ maHow sweet she was—I mean the operator—The more I tried to praise her up I sawThe more it kind of seemed to make ma hate ’er.Ma says they’re all a schemin’ lot, who fixThemselves up nice to fool the Toms and DicksAnd Harrys that don’t know enough to run:You’d think, to hear her talk, that all they doneWas try to catch the boys by foxy tricks.I don’t see why ma runs them down that way;She used to be a girl herself, one day.Mike says that when a woman’s married, though,She never wants the rest that ain’t been tookTo ever stand a chance or have a showTo ever get a nibble at the hook.
THE news-stand lady’s got a steady beau;He comes each night at six o’clock or so,And when they leave he takes her by the arm,As though he thought she might get into harm,Or slip on something smooth, or stub her toe.Mike says he’d let his mother get alongWithout an arm to hang to that was strong,And never seem to think she might get hurtBy bein’ bumped, and never fret at allIf she would put her foot down in the dirt,And never be afraid that she would fall.
THE news-stand lady’s got a steady beau;
He comes each night at six o’clock or so,
And when they leave he takes her by the arm,
As though he thought she might get into harm,
Or slip on something smooth, or stub her toe.
Mike says he’d let his mother get along
Without an arm to hang to that was strong,
And never seem to think she might get hurt
By bein’ bumped, and never fret at all
If she would put her foot down in the dirt,
And never be afraid that she would fall.
I wonder why a fellow’s mother triesTo make you think that every man that’s wiseSteers clear of all the girls? I wonder whyA fellow’s mother thinks they’re mean and slyAnd hardly fit to look you in the eyes?Ma thinks the operator here has plannedTo hook the first poor chap that she can land;And one night, when I got to tellin’ maHow sweet she was—I mean the operator—The more I tried to praise her up I sawThe more it kind of seemed to make ma hate ’er.
I wonder why a fellow’s mother tries
To make you think that every man that’s wise
Steers clear of all the girls? I wonder why
A fellow’s mother thinks they’re mean and sly
And hardly fit to look you in the eyes?
Ma thinks the operator here has planned
To hook the first poor chap that she can land;
And one night, when I got to tellin’ ma
How sweet she was—I mean the operator—
The more I tried to praise her up I saw
The more it kind of seemed to make ma hate ’er.
Ma says they’re all a schemin’ lot, who fixThemselves up nice to fool the Toms and DicksAnd Harrys that don’t know enough to run:You’d think, to hear her talk, that all they doneWas try to catch the boys by foxy tricks.I don’t see why ma runs them down that way;She used to be a girl herself, one day.Mike says that when a woman’s married, though,She never wants the rest that ain’t been tookTo ever stand a chance or have a showTo ever get a nibble at the hook.
Ma says they’re all a schemin’ lot, who fix
Themselves up nice to fool the Toms and Dicks
And Harrys that don’t know enough to run:
You’d think, to hear her talk, that all they done
Was try to catch the boys by foxy tricks.
I don’t see why ma runs them down that way;
She used to be a girl herself, one day.
Mike says that when a woman’s married, though,
She never wants the rest that ain’t been took
To ever stand a chance or have a show
To ever get a nibble at the hook.