The Project Gutenberg eBook ofToaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations

The Project Gutenberg eBook ofToaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsThis ebook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this ebook or online atwww.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this eBook.Title: Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsCompiler: C. E. FanningH. W. WilsonRelease date: May 1, 2004 [eBook #12444]Most recently updated: October 28, 2024Language: EnglishCredits: Produced by Suzanne Shell, Sandra Brown and the Online DistributedProofreading Team.*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TOASTER'S HANDBOOK: JOKES, STORIES, AND QUOTATIONS ***

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Title: Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsCompiler: C. E. FanningH. W. WilsonRelease date: May 1, 2004 [eBook #12444]Most recently updated: October 28, 2024Language: EnglishCredits: Produced by Suzanne Shell, Sandra Brown and the Online DistributedProofreading Team.

Title: Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations

Compiler: C. E. FanningH. W. Wilson

Compiler: C. E. Fanning

H. W. Wilson

Release date: May 1, 2004 [eBook #12444]Most recently updated: October 28, 2024

Language: English

Credits: Produced by Suzanne Shell, Sandra Brown and the Online DistributedProofreading Team.

*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TOASTER'S HANDBOOK: JOKES, STORIES, AND QUOTATIONS ***

[Transcriber's note: The Table of Contents was added to this e-book by the transcriber.]

PREFACE

ON THE POSSESSION OF A SENSE OF HUMOR

TOASTERS, TOASTMASTERS AND TOASTS

TOASTER'S HANDBOOK

ABILITY

ABOLITION

ABSENT-MINDEDNESS

ACCIDENTS

ACTING

ACTORS AND ACTRESSES

ADAPTATION

ADDRESSES

ADVERTISING

ADVICE

AERONAUTICS

AEROPLANES

AFTER DINNER SPEECHES

AGE

AGENTS

AGRICULTURE

ALARM CLOCKS

ALERTNESS

ALIBI

ALIMONY

ALLOWANCES

ALTERNATIVES

ALTRUISM

AMBITION

AMERICAN GIRL

AMERICANS

AMUSEMENTS

ANATOMY

ANCESTRY

ANGER

ANNIVERSARIES

ANTIDOTES

APPEARANCES

APPLAUSE

ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL

ARITHMETIC

ARMIES

ARMY RATIONS

ART

ARTISTS

ATHLETES

ATTENTION

AUTHORS

AUTOMOBILES

AUTOMOBILING

AVIATION

AVIATORS

BABIES

BACCALAUREATE SERMONS

BACTERIA

BADGES

BAGGAGE

BALDNESS

BANKS AND BANKING

BAPTISM

BAPTISTS

BARGAINS

BASEBALL

BATHS AND BATHING

BAZARS

BEARDS

BEAUTY

BEAUTY, PERSONAL

BEDS

BEER

BEES

BEETLES

BEGGING

BETTING

BIBLE INTERPRETATION

BIGAMY

BILLS

BIRTHDAYS

BLUFFING

BLUNDERS

BOASTING

BONANZAS

BOOKKEEPING

BOOKS AND READING

BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING

BOOKWORMS

BOOMERANGS

BORES

BORROWERS

BOSSES

BOSTON

BOXING

BOYS

BREAKFAST FOODS

BREATH

BREVITY

BRIBERY

BRIDES

BRIDGE WHIST

BROOKLYN

BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS

BUILDINGS

BURGLARS

BUSINESS

BUSINESS ENTERPRISE

BUSINESS ETHICS

BUSINESS WOMEN

CAMPAIGNS

CAMPING

CANDIDATES

CANNING AND PRESERVING

CAPITALISTS

CAREFULNESS

CARPENTERS

CARVING

CASTE

CATS

CAUSE AND EFFECT

CAUTION

CHAMPAGNE

CHARACTER

CHARITY

CHICAGO

CHICKEN STEALING

CHILD LABOR

CHILDREN

CHOICES

CHOIRS

CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS

CHRISTIANS

CHRISTMAS GIFTS

CHRONOLOGY

CHURCH ATTENDANCE

CHURCH DISCIPLINE

CIRCUS

CIVILIZATION

CLEANLINESS

CLERGY

CLIMATE

CLOTHING

CLUBS

COAL DEALERS

COEDUCATION

COFFEE

COINS

COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS

COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING

COLLEGE GRADUATES

COLLEGE STUDENTS

COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES

COMMON SENSE

COMMUTERS

COMPARISONS

COMPENSATION

COMPETITION

COMPLIMENTS

COMPOSERS

COMPROMISES

CONFESSIONS

CONGRESS

CONGRESSMEN

CONSCIENCE

CONSEQUENCES

CONSIDERATION

CONSTANCY

CONTRIBUTION BOX

CONUNDRUMS

CONVERSATION

COOKERY

COOKS

CORNETS

CORNS

CORPULENCE

COSMOPOLITANISM

COST OF LIVING

COUNTRY LIFE

COURAGE

COURTESY

COURTS

COURTSHIP

COWARDS

COWS

CRITICISM

CRUELTY

CUCUMBERS

CULTURE

CURFEW

CURIOSITY

CYCLONES

DACHSHUNDS

DAMAGES

DANCING

DEAD BEATS

DEBTS

DEER

DEGREES

DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRATIC PARTY

DENTISTRY

DENTISTS

DESCRIPTION

DESIGN, DECORATIVE

DESTINATION

DETAILS

DETECTIVES

DETERMINATION

DIAGNOSIS

DIET

DILEMMAS

DINING

DIPLOMACY

DISCIPLINE

DISCOUNTS

DISCRETION

DISPOSITION

DISTANCES

DIVORCE

DOGS

DOMESTIC FINANCE

DOMESTIC RELATIONS

DRAMA

DRAMATIC CRITICISM

DRAMATISTS

DRESSMAKERS

DRINKING

DROUGHTS

DRUNKARDS

DYSPEPSIA

ECHOES

ECONOMY

EDITORS

EDUCATION

EFFICIENCY

EGOTISM

ELECTIONS

ELECTRICITY

EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS

EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES

ENEMIES

ENGLAND

ENGLISH LANGUAGE

ENGLISHMEN

ENTHUSIASM

EPITAPHS

EPITHETS

EQUALITY

ERMINE

ESCAPES

ETHICS

ETIQUET

EUROPEAN WAR

EVIDENCE

EXAMINATIONS

EXCUSES

EXPOSURE

EXTORTION

EXTRAVAGANCE

FAILURES

FAITH

FAITHFULNESS

FAME

FAMILIES

FAREWELLS

FASHION

FATE

FATHERS

FAULTS

FEES

FEET

FIGHTING

FINANCE

FINGER-BOWLS

FIRE DEPARTMENTS

FIRE ESCAPES

FIRES

FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY

FISH

FISHERMEN

FISHING

FLATS

FLATTERY

FLIES

FLIRTATION

FLOWERS

FOOD

FOOTBALL

FORDS

FORECASTING

FORESIGHT

FORGETFULNESS

FORTUNE HUNTERS

FOUNTAIN PENS

FOURTH OF JULY

FREAKS

FREE THOUGHT

FRENCH LANGUAGE

FRESHMEN

FRIENDS

FRIENDS, SOCIETY OF

FRIENDSHIP

FUN

FUNERALS

FURNITURE

FUTURE LIFE

GARDENING

GAS STOVES

GENEROSITY

GENTLEMEN

GERMANS

GHOSTS

GIFTS

GLUTTONY

GOLF

GOOD FELLOWSHIP

GOSSIP

GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP

GOVERNORS

GRAFT

GRATITUDE

GREAT BRITAIN

GRIEF

GUARANTEES

GUESTS

HABIT

HADES

HAPPINESS

HARNESSING

HARVARD UNIVERSITY

HASH

HASTE

HEALTH RESORTS

HEARING

HEAVEN

HEIRLOOMS

HELL

HEREDITY

HEROES

HINTING

HOME

HOMELINESS

HOMESTEADS

HONESTY

HONOR

HOPE

HORSES

HOSPITALITY

HOSTS

HOTELS

HUNGER

HUNTING

HURRY

HUSBANDS

HYBRIDIZATION

HYPERBOLE

HYPOCRISY

IDEALS

ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS

IMAGINATION

IMITATION

INFANTS

INQUISITIVENESS

INSANITY

INSPIRATIONS

INSTALMENT PLAN

INSTRUCTIONS

INSURANCE, LIFE

INSURANCE BLANKS

INSURGENTS

INTERVIEWS

INVITATIONS

IRISH BULLS

IRISHMEN

IRREVERENCE

JEWELS

JEWS

JOKES

JUDGES

JUDGMENT

JURY

JUVENILE DELINQUENCY

KENTUCKY

KINDNESS

KINGS AND RULERS

KISSES

KNOWLEDGE

KULTUR

LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES

LADIES

LANDLORDS

LANGUAGES

LAUGHTER

LAW

LAWYERS

LAZINESS

LEAP YEAR

LEGISLATORS

LIARS

LIBERTY

LIBRARIANS

LIFE

LISPING

LOST AND FOUND

LOVE

LOYALTY

LUCK

MAINE

MAKING GOOD

MALARIA

MARKS(WO)MANSHIP

MARRIAGE

MARRIAGE FEES

MATHEMATICS

MATRIMONY

MEASURING INSTRUMENTS

MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS

MEDICINE

MEEKNESS

MEMORIALS

MEMORY

MEN

MESSAGES

METAPHOR

MICE

MIDDLE CLASSES

MILITANTS

MILITARY DISCIPLINE

MILLINERS

MILLIONAIRES

MINORITIES

MISERS

MISSIONARIES

MISSIONS

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

MOLLYCODDLES

MONEY

MORAL EDUCATION

MOSQUITOES

MOTHERS

MOTHERS-IN-LAW

MOTORCYCLES

MOUNTAINS

MOVING PICTURES

MUCK-RAKING

MULES

MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT

MUSEUMS

MUSIC


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