CHAPTER XII

October13th.

How am I to describe my life these last few days?  I have been wholly swallowed up in politics, a wretched business, with fine elements of farce in it too, which repay a man in passing, involving many dark and many moonlight rides, secret counsels which are at once divulged, sealed letters which are read aloud in confidence to the neighbours, and a mass of fudge and fun, which would have driven me crazy ten years ago, and now makes me smile.

On Friday, Henry came and told us he must leave and go to ‘my poor old family in Savaii’; why?  I do not quite know—but, I suspect, to be tattooed—if so, then probably to be married, and we shall see him no more.  I told him he must do what he thought his duty; we had him to lunch, drank his health, and he and I rode down about twelve.  When I got down, I sent my horse back to help bring down the family later.  My own afternoon was cut out for me; my last draft for the President had been objected to by some of the signatories.  I stood out, and one of our small number accordingly refused to sign.  Him I had to go and persuade, which went off very well after the first hottish moments; you have no idea how stolid my temper is now.  By about five the thing was done; and we sat down to dinner at the Chinaman’s—the Verrey or Doyen’s of Apia—G. and I at each end as hosts; G.’s wife—Fanua, late maid of the village; her (adopted) father and mother, Seumanu and Faatulia, Fanny, Belle, Lloyd, Austin, and Henry Simelé, his last appearance.  Henry was in a kilt of gray shawl, with a blue jacket, white shirt and black necktie, and looked like a dark genteel guest in a Highland shooting-box.  Seumanu (opposite Fanny, next G.) is chief of Apia, a rather big gun in this place, looking like a large, fatted, military Englishman, bar the colour.  Faatulia, next me, is a bigger chief than her husband.  Henry is a chief too—his chief name, Iiga (Ee-eeng-a), he has not yet ‘taken’ because of his youth.  We were in fine society, and had a pleasant meal-time, with lots of fun.  Then to the Opera—I beg your pardon, I mean the Circus.  We occupied the first row in the reserved seats, and there in the row behind were all our friends—Captain Foss and his Captain-Lieutenant, three of the American officers, very nice fellows, the Dr., etc., so we made a fine show of what an embittered correspondent of the local paper called ‘the shoddy aristocracy of Apia’; and you should have seen how we carried on, and how I clapped, and Captain Foss hollered ‘wunderschön!’ and threw himself forward in his seat, and how we all in fact enjoyed ourselves like school-children, Austin not a shade more than his neighbours.  Then the Circus broke up, and the party went home, but I stayed down, having business on the morrow.

Yesterday, October 12th, great news reaches me, and Lloyd and I, with the mail just coming in, must leave all, saddle, and ride down.  True enough, the President had resigned!  Sought to resign his presidency of the council, and keep his advisership to the King; given way to the Consul’s objections and resigned all—then fell out with them about the disposition of the funds, and was now trying to resign from his resignation!  Sad little President, so trim to look at, and I believe so kind to his little wife!  Not only so, but I meet D. on the beach.  D. calls me in consultation, and we make with infinite difficulty a draft of a petition to the King. . . . Then to dinner at M.’s, a very merry meal, interrupted before it was over by the arrival of the committee.  Slight sketch of procedure agreed upon, self appointed spokesman, and the deputation sets off.  Walk all through Matafele, all along Mulinuu, come to the King’s house; he has verbally refused to see us in answer to our letter, swearing he is gase-gase (chief-sickness, not common man’s), and indeed we see him inside in bed.  It is a miserable low house, better houses by the dozen in the little hamlet (Tanugamanono) of bushmen on our way to Vailima; and the President’s house in process of erection just opposite!  We are told to return to-morrow; I refuse; and at last we are very sourly received, sit on the mats, and I open out, through a very poor interpreter, and sometimes hampered by unacceptable counsels from my backers.  I can speak fairly well in a plain way now.  C. asked me to write out my harangue for him this morning; I have done so, and couldn’t get it near as good.  I suppose (talking and interpreting) I was twenty minutes or half-an-hour on the deck; then his majesty replied in the dying whisper of a big chief; a few words of rejoinder (approving), and the deputation withdrew, rather well satisfied.

A few days ago this intervention would have been a deportable offence; not now, I bet; I would like them to try.  A little way back along Mulinuu, Mrs. G. met us with her husband’s horse; and he and she and Lloyd and I rode back in a heavenly moonlight.  Here ends a chapter in the life of an island politician!  Catch me at it again; ’tis easy to go in, but it is not a pleasant trade.  I have had a good team, as good as I could get on the beach; but what trouble even so, and what fresh troubles shaping.  But I have on the whole carried all my points; I believe all but one, and on that (which did not concern me) I had no right to interfere.  I am sure you would be amazed if you knew what a good hand I am at keeping my temper, talking people over, and giving reasons which are not my reasons, but calculated for the meridian of the particular objection; so soon does falsehood await the politician in his whirling path.

May,October24th.

My dear Carthew,—See what I have written, but it’s Colvin I’m after—I have written two chapters, about thirty pages ofWreckersince the mail left, which must be my excuse, and the bother I’ve had with it is not to be imagined, you might have seen me the day before yesterday weighing British sov.’s and Chili dollars to arrange my treasure chest.  And there was such a calculation, not for that only, but for the ship’s position and distances when—but I am not going to tell you the yarn—and then, as my arithmetic is particularly lax, Lloyd had to go over all my calculations; and then, as I had changed the amount of money, he had to go over allhisas to the amount of the lay; and altogether, a bank could be run with less effusion of figures than it took to shore up a single chapter of a measly yarn.  However, it’s done, and I have but one more, or at the outside two, to do, and I am Free! and can do any damn thing I like.

Before falling on politics, I shall give you my day.  Awoke somewhere about the first peep of day, came gradually to, and had a turn on the verandah before 5.55, when ‘the child’ (an enormous Wallis Islander) brings me an orange; at 6, breakfast; 6.10, to work; which lasts till, at 10.30, Austin comes for his history lecture; this is rather dispiriting, but education must be gone about in faith—and charity, both of which pretty nigh failed me to-day about (of all things) Carthage; 11, luncheon; after luncheon in my mother’s room, I read ChapterXXIII.ofThe Wrecker, then Belle, Lloyd, and I go up and make music furiously till about 2 (I suppose), when I turn into work again till 4; fool from 4 to half-past, tired out and waiting for the bath hour; 4.30, bath; 4.40, eat two heavenly mangoes on the verandah, and see the boys arrive with the pack-horses; 5, dinner; smoke, chat on verandah, then hand of cards, and at last at 8 come up to my room with a pint of beer and a hard biscuit, which I am now consuming, and as soon as they are consumed I shall turn in.

Such are the innocent days of this ancient and outworn sportsman; to-day there was no weeding, usually there is however, edge in somewhere.  My books for the moment are a crib to Phædo, and the second book of Montaigne; and a little while back I was reading Frederic Harrison, ‘Choice of Books,’ etc.—very good indeed, a great deal of sense and knowledge in the volume, and some very true stuff,contraCarlyle, about the eighteenth century.  A hideous idea came over me that perhaps Harrison is now gettingold.  Perhaps you are.  Perhaps I am.  Oh, this infidelity must be stared firmly down.  I am about twenty-three—say twenty-eight; you about thirty, or, by’r lady, thirty-four; and as Harrison belongs to the same generation, there is no good bothering about him.

Here has just been a fine alert; I gave my wife a dose of chlorodyne.  ‘Something wrong,’ says she.  ‘Nonsense,’ said I.  ‘Embrocation,’ said she.  I smelt it, and—it smelt very funny.  ‘I think it’s just gone bad, and to-morrow will tell.’  Proved to be so.

Wednesday.

History of Tuesday.—Woke at usual time, very little work, for I was tired, and had a job for the evening—to write parts for a new instrument, a violin.  Lunch, chat, and up to my place to practise; but there was no practising for me—my flageolet was gone wrong, and I had to take it all to pieces, clean it, and put it up again.  As this is a most intricate job—the thing dissolves into seventeen separate members, most of these have to be fitted on their individual springs as fine as needles, and sometimes two at once with the springs shoving different ways—it took me till two.  Then Lloyd and I rode forth on our errands; first to Motootua, where we had a really instructive conversation on weeds and grasses.  Thence down to Apia, where we bought a fresh bottle of chlorodyne and conversed on politics.

My visit to the King, which I thought at the time a particularly nugatory and even schoolboy step, and only consented to because I had held the reins so tight over my little band before, has raised a deuce of a row—new proclamation, no one is to interview the sacred puppet without consuls’ permission, two days’ notice, and an approved interpreter—read (I suppose) spy.  Then back; I should have said I was trying the new horse; a tallish piebald, bought from the circus; he proved steady and safe, but in very bad condition, and not so much the wild Arab steed of the desert as had been supposed.  The height of his back, after commodious Jack, astonished me, and I had a great consciousness of exercise and florid action, as I posted to his long, emphatic trot.  We had to ride back easy; even so he was hot and blown; and when we set a boy to lead him to and fro, our last character for sanity perished.  We returned just neat for dinner; and in the evening our violinist arrived, a young lady, no great virtuoso truly, but plucky, industrious, and a good reader; and we played five pieces with huge amusement, and broke up at nine.  This morning I have read a splendid piece of Montaigne, written this page of letter, and now turn to theWrecker.

Wednesday—November 16th or 17th—and I am ashamed to say mail day.  TheWreckeris finished, that is the best of my news; it goes by this mail to Scribner’s; and I honestly think it a good yarn on the whole and of its measly kind.  The part that is genuinely good is Nares, the American sailor; that is a genuine figure; had there been more Nares it would have been a better book; but of course it didn’t set up to be a book, only a long tough yarn with some pictures of the manners of to-day in the greater world—not the shoddy sham world of cities, clubs, and colleges, but the world where men still live a man’s life.  The worst of my news is the influenza; Apia is devastate; the shops closed, a ball put off, etc.  As yet we have not had it at Vailima, and, who knows? we may escape.  None of us go down, but of course the boys come and go.

Your letter had the most wonderful ‘I told you so’ I ever heard in the course of my life.  Why, you madman, I wouldn’t change my present installation for any post, dignity, honour, or advantage conceivable to me.  It fills the bill; I have the loveliest time.  And as for wars and rumours of wars, you surely know enough of me to be aware that I like that also a thousand times better than decrepit peace in Middlesex?  I do not quite like politics; I am too aristocratic, I fear, for that.  God knows I don’t care who I chum with; perhaps like sailors best; but to go round and sue and sneak to keep a crowd together—never.  My imagination, which is not the least damped by the idea of having my head cut off in the bush, recoils aghast from the idea of a life like Gladstone’s, and the shadow of the newspaper chills me to the bone.  Hence my late eruption was interesting, but not what I like.  All else suits me in this (killed a mosquito) A1 abode.

About politics.  A determination was come to by the President that he had been an idiot; emissaries came to G. and me to kiss and be friends.  My man proposed I should have a personal interview; I said it was quite useless, I had nothing to say; I had offered him the chance to inform me, had pressed it on him, and had been very unpleasantly received, and now ‘Time was.’  Then it was decided that I was to be made a culprit against Germany; the German Captain—a delightful fellow and our constant visitor—wrote to say that as ‘a German officer’ he could not come even to say farewell.  We all wrote back in the most friendly spirit, telling him (politely) that some of these days he would be sorry, and we should be delighted to see our friend again.  Since then I have seen no German shadow.

Mataafa has been proclaimed a rebel; the President did this act, and then resigned.  By singular good fortune, Mataafa has not yet moved; no thanks to our idiot governors.  They have shot their bolt; they have made a rebel of the only man (to their own knowledge,on the report of their own spy) who held the rebel party in check; and having thus called on war to fall, they can do no more, sit equally ‘expertes’ ofvisand counsel, regarding their handiwork.  It is always a cry with these folk that he (Mataafa) had no ammunition.  I always said it would be found; and we know of five boat-loads that have found their way to Malie already.  Where there are traders, there will be ammunition; aphorism by R. L. S.

Now what am I to do next?

Lives of the Stevensons?Historia Samoae?  A History for Children?  Fiction?  I have had two hard months at fiction; I want a change.  Stevensons?  I am expecting some more material; perhaps better wait.  Samoa; rather tempting; might be useful to the islands—and to me; for it will be written in admirable temper; I have never agreed with any party, and see merits and excuses in all; should do it (if I did) very slackly and easily, as if half in conversation.  History for Children?  This flows from my lessons to Austin; no book is any good.  The best I have seen is Freeman’sOld English History; but his style is so rasping, and a child can learn more, if he’s clever.  I found my sketch of general Aryan History, given in conversation, to have been practically correct—at least what I mean is, Freeman had very much the same stuff in his early chapters, only not so much, and I thought not so well placed; and the child remembered some of it.  Now the difficulty is to give this general idea of main place, growth, and movement; it is needful to tack it on a yarn.  Now Scotch is the only History I know; it is the only history reasonably represented in my library; it is a very good one for my purpose, owing to two civilisations having been face to face throughout—or rather Roman civilisation face to face with our ancient barbaric life and government, down to yesterday, to 1750 anyway.  But theTales of a Grandfatherstand in my way; I am teaching them to Austin now, and they have all Scott’s defects and all Scott’s hopeless merit.  I cannot compete with that; and yet, so far as regards teaching History, how he has missed his chances!  I think I’ll try; I really have some historic sense, I feel that in my bones.  Then there’s another thing.  Scott never knew the Highlands; he was always a Borderer.  He has missed that whole, long, strange, pathetic story of our savages, and, besides, his style is not very perspicuous to childhood.  Gad, I think I’ll have a flutter.  Buridan’s Ass!  Whether to go, what to attack.  Must go to other letters; shall add to this, if I have time.

Nov.25th, 1891.

My dear Colvin,My dear Colvin,—I wonder how often I’m going to write it.  In spite of the loss of three days, as I have to tell, and a lot of weeding and cacao planting, I have finished since the mail left four chapters, forty-eight pages of my Samoa history.  It is true that the first three had been a good deal drafted two years ago, but they had all to be written and re-written, and the fourth chapter is all new.  ChapterI.Elements of Discord-Native.II.Elements of Discord-Foreign.III.The Success of Laupepa.IV.Brandeis.V.Will probably be called ‘The Rise of Mataafa.’VI.Furor Consularis—a devil of a long chapter.VII.Stuebel the Pacificator.VIII.Government under the Treaty of Berlin.IX.Practical Suggestions.  Say three-sixths of it are done, maybe more; by this mail five chapters should go, and that should be a good half of it; say sixty pages.  And if you consider that I sent by last mail the end of theWrecker, coming on for seventy or eighty pages, and the mail before that the entire Tale of theBeach of Falesá, I do not think I can be accused of idleness.  This is my season; I often work six and seven, and sometimes eight hours; and the same day I am perhaps weeding or planting for an hour or two more—and I daresay you know what hard work weeding is—and it all agrees with me at this time of the year—like—like idleness, if a man of my years could be idle.

My first visit to Apia was a shock to me; every second person the ghost of himself, and the place reeking with infection.  But I have not got the thing yet, and hope to escape.  This shows how much stronger I am; think of me flitting through a town of influenza patients seemingly unscathed.  We are all on the cacao planting.

The next day my wife and I rode over to the German plantation, Vailele, whose manager is almost the only German left to speak to us.  Seventy labourers down with influenza!  It is a lovely ride, half-way down our mountain towards Apia, then turn to the right, ford the river, and three miles of solitary grass and cocoa palms, to where the sea beats and the wild wind blows unceasingly about the plantation house.  On the way down Fanny said, ‘Now what would you do if you saw Colvin coming up?’

Next day we rode down to Apia to make calls.

Yesterday the mail came, and the fat was in the fire.

Nov.29th?

Book.  All right.  I must say I like your order.  And the papers are some of them up to dick, and no mistake.  I agree with you the lights seem a little turned down.  The truth is, I was far through (if you understand Scots), and came none too soon to the South Seas, where I was to recover peace of body and mind.  No man but myself knew all my bitterness in those days.  Remember that, the next time you think I regret my exile.  And however low the lights are, the stuff is true, and I believe the more effective; after all, what I wish to fight is the best fought by a rather cheerless presentation of the truth.  The world must return some day to the word duty, and be done with the word reward.  There are no rewards, and plenty duties.  And the sooner a man sees that and acts upon it like a gentleman or a fine old barbarian, the better for himself.

There is my usual puzzle about publishers.  Chatto ought to have it, as he has all the other essays; these all belong to me, and Chatto publishes on terms.  Longman has forgotten the terms we are on; let him look up our first correspondence, and he will see I reserved explicitly, as was my habit, the right to republish as I choose.  Had the same arrangement with Henley, Magazine of Art, and with Tulloch Fraser’s.—For any necessary note or preface, it would be a real service if you would undertake the duty yourself.  I should love a preface by you, as short or as long as you choose, three sentences, thirty pages, the thing I should like is your name.  And the excuse of my great distance seems sufficient.  I shall return with this the sheets corrected as far as I have them; the rest I will leave, if you will, to you entirely; let it be your book, and disclaim what you dislike in the preface.  You can say it was at my eager prayer.  I should say I am the less willing to pass Chatto over, because he behaved the other day in a very handsome manner.  He asked leave to reprintDamien; I gave it to him as a present, explaining I could receive no emolument for a personal attack.  And he took out my share of profits, and sent them in my name to the Leper Fund.  I could not bear after that to take from him any of that class of books which I have always given him.  Tell him the same terms will do.  Clark to print, uniform with the others.

I have lost all the days since this letter began re-handling ChapterIV.of the Samoa racket.  I do not go in for literature; address myself to sensible people rather than to sensitive.  And, indeed, it is a kind of journalism, I have no right to dally; if it is to help, it must come soon.  In two months from now it shall be done, and should be published in the course of March.  I propose Cassell gets it.  I am going to call it ‘A Footnote to History: Eight Years of Trouble in Samoa,’ I believe.  I recoil from serious names; they seem so much too pretentious for a pamphlet.  It will be about the size ofTreasure Island, I believe.  Of course, as you now know, my case of conscience cleared itself off, and I began my intervention directly to one of the parties.  The other, the Chief Justice, I am to inform of my book the first occasion.  God knows if the book will do any good—or harm; but I judge it right to try.  There is one man’s life certainly involved; and it may be all our lives.  I must not stand and slouch, but do my best as best I can.  But you may conceive the difficulty of a history extending to the present week, at least, and where almost all the actors upon all sides are of my personal acquaintance.  The only way is to judge slowly, and write boldly, and leave the issue to fate. . . . I am far indeed from wishing to confine myself to creative work; that is a loss, the other repairs; the one chance for a man, and, above all, for one who grows elderly, ahem, is to vary drainage and repair.  That is the one thing I understand—the cultivation of the shallowsolumof my brain.  But I would rather, from soon on, be released from the obligation to write.  In five or six years this plantation—suppose it and us still to exist—should pretty well support us and pay wages; not before, and already the six years seem long to me.  If literature were but a pastime!

I have interrupted myself to write the necessary notification to the Chief Justice.

I see in looking up Longman’s letter that it was as usual the letter of an obliging gentleman; so do not trouble him with my reminder.  I wish all my publishers were not so nice.  And I have a fourth and a fifth baying at my heels; but for these, of course, they must go wanting.

Dec.2nd.

No answer from the Chief Justice, which is like him, but surely very wrong in such a case.  The lunch bell!  I have been off work, playing patience and weeding all morning.  Yesterday and the day before I drafted eleven and revised nine pages of ChapterV., and the truth is, I was extinct by lunch-time, and played patience sourly the rest of the day.  To-morrow or next day I hope to go in again and win.  Lunch 2nd Bell.

Dec.2nd,afternoon.

I have kept up the idleness; blew on the pipe to Belle’s piano; then had a ride in the forest all by my nainsel; back and piped again, and now dinner nearing.  Take up this sheet with nothing to say.  The weird figure of Faauma is in the room washing my windows, in a black lavalava (kilt) with a red handkerchief hanging from round her neck between her breasts; not another stitch; her hair close cropped and oiled; when she first came here she was an angelic little stripling, but she is now in full flower—or half-flower—and grows buxom.  As I write, I hear her wet cloth moving and grunting with some industry; for I had a word this day with her husband on the matter of work and meal-time, when she is always late.  And she has a vague reverence for Papa, as she and her enormous husband address me when anything is wrong.  Her husband is Lafaele, sometimes called the archangel, of whom I have writ you often.  Rest of our household, Talolo, cook; Pulu, kitchen boy, good, steady, industrious lads; Henry, back again from Savaii, where his love affair seems not to have prospered, with what looks like a spear-wound in the back of his head, of which Mr. Reticence says nothing; Simi, Manuele, and two other labourers out-doors.  Lafaele is provost of the live-stock, whereof now, three milk-cows, one bull-calf, one heifer, Jack, Macfarlane, the mare, Harold, Tifaga Jack, Donald and Edinburgh—seven horses—O, and the stallion—eight horses; five cattle; total, if my arithmetic be correct, thirteen head of beasts; I don’t know how the pigs stand, or the ducks, or the chickens; but we get a good many eggs, and now and again a duckling or a chickling for the table; the pigs are more solemn, and appear only on birthdays and sich.

Monday,Dec.7.

On Friday morning about eleven 1500 cacao seeds arrived, and we set to and toiled from twelve that day to six, and went to bed pretty tired.  Next day I got about an hour and a half at my History, and was at it again by 8.10, and except an hour for lunch kept at it till fourP.M.Yesterday, I did some History in the morning, and slept most of the afternoon; and to-day, being still averse from physical labour, and the mail drawing nigh, drew out of the squad, and finished for press the fifth chapter of my History; fifty-nine pages in one month; which (you will allow me to say) is a devil of a large order; it means at least 177 pages of writing; 89,000 words! and hours going to and fro among my notes.  However, this is the way it has to be done; the job must be done fast, or it is of no use.  And it is a curious yarn.  Honestly, I think people should be amused and convinced, if they could be at the pains to look at such a damned outlandish piece of machinery, which of course they won’t.  And much I care.

When I was filling baskets all Saturday, in my dull mulish way, perhaps the slowest worker there, surely the most particular, and the only one that never looked up or knocked off, I could not but think I should have been sent on exhibition as an example to young literary men.  Here is how to learn to write, might be the motto.  You should have seen us; the verandah was like an Irish bog; our hands and faces were bedaubed with soil; and Faauma was supposed to have struck the right note when she remarked (à proposof nothing), ‘Too mucheleele(soil) for me!’  The cacao (you must understand) has to be planted at first in baskets of plaited cocoa-leaf.  From four to ten natives were plaiting these in the wood-shed.  Four boys were digging up soil and bringing it by the boxful to the verandah.  Lloyd and I and Belle, and sometimes S. (who came to bear a hand), were filling the baskets, removing stones and lumps of clay; Austin and Faauma carried them when full to Fanny, who planted a seed in each, and then set them, packed close, in the corners of the verandah.  From twelve on Friday till fiveP.M.on Saturday we planted the first 1500, and more than 700 of a second lot.  You cannot dream how filthy we were, and we were all properly tired.  They are all at it again to-day, bar Belle and me, not required, and glad to be out of it.  The Chief Justice has not yet replied, and I have news that he received my letter.  What a man!

I have gone crazy over Bourget’sSensations d’Italie; hence the enclosed dedications, a mere cry of gratitude for the best fun I’ve had over a new book this ever so!

Photograph of Robert Louis Stevenson on his horse ‘Jack’

Tuesday,Dec.1891.

Sir,—I have the honour to report further explorations of the course of the river Vaea, with accompanying sketch plan.  The party under my command consisted of one horse, and was extremely insubordinate and mutinous, owing to not being used to go into the bush, and being half-broken anyway—and that the wrong half.  The route indicated for my party was up the bed of the so-called river Vaea, which I accordingly followed to a distance of perhaps two or three furlongs eastward from the house of Vailima, where the stream being quite dry, the bush thick, and the ground very difficult, I decided to leave the main body of the force under my command tied to a tree, and push on myself with the point of the advance guard, consisting of one man.  The valley had become very narrow and airless; foliage close shut above; dry bed of the stream much excavated, so that I passed under fallen trees without stooping.  Suddenly it turned sharply to the north, at right angles to its former direction; I heard living water, and came in view of a tall face of rock and the stream spraying down it; it might have been climbed, but it would have been dangerous, and I had to make my way up the steep earth banks, where there is nowhere any footing for man, only fallen trees, which made the rounds of my ladder.  I was near the top of this climb, which was very hot and steep, and the pulses were buzzing all over my body, when I made sure there was one external sound in my ears, and paused to listen.  No mistake; a sound of a mill-wheel thundering, I thought, close by, yet below me, a huge mill-wheel, yet not going steadily, but with aschottischemovement, and at each fresh impetus shaking the mountain.  There, where I was, I just put down the sound to the mystery of the bush; where no sound now surprises me—and any sound alarms; I only thought it would give Jack a fine fright, down where he stood tied to a tree by himself, and he was badly enough scared when I left him.  The good folks at home identified it; it was a sharp earthquake.

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At the top of the climb I made my way again to the water-course; it is here running steady and pretty full; strange these intermittencies—and just a little below the main stream is quite dry, and all the original brook has gone down some lava gallery of the mountain—and just a little further below, it begins picking up from the left hand in little boggy tributaries, and in the inside of a hundred yards has grown a brook again.  The general course of the brook was, I guess, S.E.; the valley still very deep and whelmed in wood.  It seemed a swindle to have made so sheer a climb and still find yourself at the bottom of a well.  But gradually the thing seemed to shallow, the trees to seem poorer and smaller; I could see more and more of the silver sprinkles of sky among the foliage, instead of the sombre piling up of tree behind tree.  And here I had two scares—first, away up on my right hand I heard a bull low; I think it was a bull from the quality of the low, which was singularly songful and beautiful; the bulls belong to me, but how did I know that the bull was aware of that? and my advance guard not being at all properly armed, we advanced with great precaution until I was satisfied that I was passing eastward of the enemy.  It was during this period that a pool of the river suddenly boiled up in my face in a little fountain.  It was in a very dreary, marshy part among dilapidated trees that you see through holes in the trunks of; and if any kind of beast or elf or devil had come out of that sudden silver ebullition, I declare I do not think I should have been surprised.  It was perhaps a thing as curious—a fish, with which these head waters of the stream are alive.  They are some of them as long as my finger, should be easily caught in these shallows, and some day I’ll have a dish of them.

Very soon after I came to where the stream collects in another banana swamp, with the bananas bearing well.  Beyond, the course is again quite dry; it mounts with a sharp turn a very steep face of the mountain, and then stops abruptly at the lip of a plateau, I suppose the top of Vaea mountain: plainly no more springs here—there was no smallest furrow of a watercourse beyond—and my task might be said to be accomplished.  But such is the animated spirit in the service that the whole advance guard expressed a sentiment of disappointment that an exploration, so far successfully conducted, should come to a stop in the most promising view of fresh successes.  And though unprovided either with compass or cutlass, it was determined to push some way along the plateau, marking our direction by the laborious process of bending down, sitting upon, and thus breaking the wild cocoanut trees.  This was the less regretted by all from a delightful discovery made of a huge banyan growing here in the bush, with flying-buttressed flying buttresses, and huge arcs of trunk hanging high overhead and trailing down new complications of root.  I climbed some way up what seemed the original beginning; it was easier to climb than a ship’s rigging, even rattled; everywhere there was foot-hold and hand-hold.  It was judged wise to return and rally the main body, who had now been left alone for perhaps forty minutes in the bush.

The return was effected in good order, but unhappily I only arrived (like so many other explorers) to find my main body or rear-guard in a condition of mutiny; the work, it is to be supposed, of terror.  It is right I should tell you the Vaea has a bad name, anaitu fafine—female devil of the woods—succubus—haunting it, and doubtless Jack had heard of her; perhaps, during my absence, saw her; lucky Jack!  Anyway, he was neither to hold nor to bind, and finally, after nearly smashing me by accident, and from mere scare and insubordination several times, deliberately set in to kill me; but poor Jack! the tree he selected for that purpose was a banana!  I jumped off and gave him the heavy end of my whip over the buttocks!  Then I took and talked in his ear in various voices; you should have heard my alto—it was a dreadful, devilish note—IknewJackknewit was anaitu.  Then I mounted him again, and he carried me fairly steadily.  He’ll learn yet.  He has to learn to trust absolutely to his rider; till he does, the risk is always great in thick bush, where a fellow must try different passages, and put back and forward, and pick his way by hair’s-breadths.

The expedition returned to Vailima in time to receive the visit of the R. C. Bishop.  He is a superior man, much above the average of priests.

Thursday.

Yesterday the same expedition set forth to the southward by what is known as Carruthers’ Road.  At a fallen tree which completely blocks the way, the main body was as before left behind, and the advance guard of one now proceeded with the exploration.  At the great tree known asMepi Tree, after Maben the surveyor, the expedition struck forty yards due west till it struck the top of a steep bank which it descended.  The whole bottom of the ravine is filled with sharp lava blocks quite unrolled and very difficult and dangerous to walk among; no water in the course, scarce any sign of water.  And yet surely water must have made this bold cutting in the plateau.  And if so, why is the lava sharp?  My science gave out; but I could not but think it ominous and volcanic.  The course of the stream was tortuous, but with a resultant direction a little by west of north; the sides the whole way exceeding steep, the expedition buried under fathoms of foliage.  Presently water appeared in the bottom, a good quantity; perhaps thirty or forty cubic feet, with pools and waterfalls.  A tree that stands all along the banks here must be very fond of water; its roots lie close-packed down the stream, like hanks of guts, so as to make often a corrugated walk, each root ending in a blunt tuft of filaments, plainly to drink water.  Twice there came in small tributaries from the left or western side—the whole plateau having a smartish inclination to the east; one of the tributaries in a handsome little web of silver hanging in the forest.  Twice I was startled by birds; one that barked like a dog; another that whistled loud ploughman’s signals, so that I vow I was thrilled, and thought I had fallen among runaway blacks, and regretted my cutlass which I had lost and left behind while taking bearings.  A good many fishes in the brook, and many cray-fish; one of the last with a queer glow-worm head.  Like all our brooks, the water is pure as air, and runs over red stones like rubies.  The foliage along both banks very thick and high, the place close, the walking exceedingly laborious.  By the time the expedition reached the fork, it was felt exceedingly questionable whether themoralof the force were sufficiently good to undertake more extended operations.  A halt was called, the men refreshed with water and a bath, and it was decided at a drumhead council of war to continue the descent of the Embassy Water straight for Vailima, whither the expedition returned, in rather poor condition, and wet to the waist, about 4.P.M.

Thus in two days the two main watercourses of this country have been pretty thoroughly explored, and I conceive my instructions fully carried out.  The main body of the second expedition was brought back by another officer despatched for that purpose from Vailima.  Casualties: one horse wounded; one man bruised; no deaths—as yet, but the bruised man feels to-day as if his case was mighty serious.

Dec.25, ’91.

Your note with a very despicable bulletin of health arrived only yesterday, the mail being a day behind.  It contained also the excellentTimesarticle, which was a sight for sore eyes.  I am stilltaboo; the blessed Germans will have none of me; and I only hope they may enjoy theTimesarticle.  ’Tis my revenge!  I wish you had sent the letter too, as I have no copy, and do not even know what I wrote the last day, with a bad headache, and the mail going out.  However, it must have been about right, for theTimesarticle was in the spirit I wished to arouse.  I hope we can get rid of the man before it is too late.  He has set the natives to war; but the natives, by God’s blessing, do not want to fight, and I think it will fizzle out—no thanks to the man who tried to start it.  But I did not mean to drift into these politics; rather to tell you what I have done since I last wrote.

Well, I worked away at my History for a while, and only got one chapter done; no doubt this spate of work is pretty low now, and will be soon dry; but, God bless you, what a lot I have accomplished;Wreckerdone,Beach of Falesádone, half theHistory:c’est étonnant.  (I hear from Burlingame, by the way, that he likes the end of theWrecker; ’tis certainly a violent, dark yarn with interesting, plain turns of human nature), then Lloyd and I went down to live in Haggard’s rooms, where Fanny presently joined us.  Haggard’s rooms are in a strange old building—old for Samoa, and has the effect of the antique like some strange monastery; I would tell you more of it, but I think I’m going to use it in a tale.  The annexe close by had its door sealed; poor Dowdney lost at sea in a schooner.  The place is haunted.  The vast empty sheds, the empty store, the airless, hot, long, low rooms, the claps of wind that set everything flying—a strange uncanny house to spend Christmas in.

Jan.1st, ’92.

For a day or two I have sat close and wrought hard at theHistory, and two more chapters are all but done.  About thirty pages should go by this mail, which is not what should be, but all I could overtake.  Will any one ever read it?  I fancy not; people don’t read history for reading, but for education and display—and who desires education in the history of Samoa, with no population, no past, no future, or the exploits of Mataafa, Malietoa, and Consul Knappe?  Colkitto and Galasp are a trifle to it.  Well, it can’t be helped, and it must be done, and, better or worse, it’s capital fun.  There are two to whom I have not been kind—German Consul Becker and English Captain Hand, R.N.

On Dec. 30th I rode down with Belle to go to (if you please) the Fancy Ball.  When I got to the beach, I found the barometer was below 29°, the wind still in the east and steady, but a huge offensive continent of clouds and vapours forming to leeward.  It might be a hurricane; I dared not risk getting caught away from my work, and, leaving Belle, returned at once to Vailima.  Next day—yesterday—it was a tearer; we had storm shutters up; I sat in my room and wrote by lamplight—ten pages, if you please, seven of them draft, and some of these compiled from as many as seven different and conflicting authorities, so that was a brave day’s work.  About two a huge tree fell within sixty paces of our house; a little after, a second went; and we sent out boys with axes and cut down a third, which was too near the house, and buckling like a fishing rod.  At dinner we had the front door closed and shuttered, the back door open, the lamp lit.  The boys in the cook-house were all out at the cook-house door, where we could see them looking in and smiling.  Lauilo and Faauma waited on us with smiles.  The excitement was delightful.  Some very violent squalls came as we sat there, and every one rejoiced; it was impossible to help it; a soul of putty had to sing.  All night it blew; the roof was continually sounding under missiles; in the morning the verandahs were half full of branches torn from the forest.  There was a last very wild squall about six; the rain, like a thick white smoke, flying past the house in volleys, and as swift, it seemed, as rifle balls; all with a strange, strident hiss, such as I have only heard before at sea, and, indeed, thought to be a marine phenomenon.  Since then the wind has been falling with a few squalls, mostly rain.  But our road is impassable for horses; we hear a schooner has been wrecked and some native houses blown down in Apia, where Belle is still and must remain a prisoner.  Lucky I returned while I could!  But the great good is this; much bread-fruit and bananas have been destroyed; if this be general through the islands, famine will be imminent; andwhoever blows the coals,there can be no war.  Do I then prefer a famine to a war? you ask.  Not always, but just now.  I am sure the natives do not want a war; I am sure a war would benefit no one but the white officials, and I believe we can easily meet the famine—or at least that it can be met.  That would give our officials a legitimate opportunity to cover their past errors.

Jan.2nd.

I woke this morning to find the blow quite ended.  The heaven was all a mottled gray; even the east quite colourless; the downward slope of the island veiled in wafts of vapour, blue like smoke; not a leaf stirred on the tallest tree; only, three miles away below me on the barrier reef, I could see the individual breakers curl and fall, and hear their conjunct roaring rise, as it still rises at 1P.M., like the roar of a thoroughfare close by.  I did a good morning’s work, correcting and clarifying my draft, and have now finished for press eight chapters, ninety-one pages, of this piece of journalism.  Four more chapters, say fifty pages, remain to be done; I should gain my wager and finish this volume in three months, that is to say, the end should leave me per February mail; I cannot receive it back till the mail of April.  Yes, it can be out in time; pray God that it be in time to help.

How do journalists fetch up their drivel?  I aim only at clearness and the most obvious finish, positively at no higher degree of merit, not even at brevity—I am sure it could have been all done, with double the time, in two-thirds of the space.  And yet it has taken me two months to write 45,500 words; and, be damned to my wicked prowess, I am proud of the exploit!  The real journalist must be a man not of brass only, but bronze.  ChapterIX.gapes for me, but I shrink on the margin, and go on chattering to you.  This last part will be much less offensive (strange to say) to the Germans.  It is Becker they will never forgive me for; Knappe I pity and do not dislike; Becker I scorn and abominate.  Here is the tableau.I.Elements of Discord: Native.II.Elements of Discord: Foreign.III.The Sorrows of Laupepa.IV.Brandeis.V.The Battle of Matautu.VI.Last Exploits of Becker.VII.The Samoan Camps.VIII.Affairs of Lautii and Fangalii.IX.‘Furor Consularis.’X.The Hurricane.XI.Stuebel Recluse.XII.The Present Government.  I estimate the whole roughly at 70,000 words.  Should anybody ever dream of reading it, it would be found amusing. 70000/300=233 printed pages; a respectable little five-bob volume, to bloom unread in shop windows.  After that, I’ll have a spank at fiction.  And rest?  I shall rest in the grave, or when I come to Italy.  If only the public will continue to support me!  I lost my chance not dying; there seems blooming little fear of it now.  I worked close on five hours this morning; the day before, close on nine; and unless I finish myself off with this letter, I’ll have another hour and a half, oraiblins twa, before dinner.  Poor man, how you must envy me, as you hear of these orgies of work, and you scarce able for a letter.  But Lord, Colvin, how lucky the situations are not reversed, for I have no situation, nor am fit for any.  Life is a steigh brae.  Here, have at Knappe, and no more clavers!


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