THE POLITICIANOR THE IRISH EARLDOM
A strongand striking Personality,Worth several hundred thousand pounds—Of strict political Morality—Was walking in his park-like Grounds;When, just as these began to pall on him(I mean the Trees, and Things like that),A Person who had come to call on himApproached him, taking off his Hat.He said, with singular veracity:“I serve our Sea-girt Mother-LandIn no conspicuous capacity.I am but an Attorney; andI do a little elementaryNegotiation, now and then,As Agent for a ParliamentaryDivision of the Town of N....“Merely as one of the Electorate—A member of the Commonweal—Before completing my Directorate,I want to know the way you feelOn matters more or less debatable;As—whether our Imperial PrideCan treat as taxable or rateableThe Gardens of ...” His host replied:“The Ravages of Inebriety(Alas! increasing day by day!)Are undermining all Society.I do not hesitate to sayMy country squanders her abilities,Observe how Montenegro treatsHer Educational Facilities....... As to the African defeats,“I bitterly deplored their frequency;On Canada we are agreed,The Laws protecting Public DecencyAre very, very lax indeed!The Views of most of the NobilityAre very much the same as mine,On Thingumbob’s eligibility ...I trust that you remain to dine?”His Lordship pressed with importunity,As rarely he had pressed before.It gave them both an opportunityTo know each other’s value more.
A strongand striking Personality,Worth several hundred thousand pounds—Of strict political Morality—Was walking in his park-like Grounds;When, just as these began to pall on him(I mean the Trees, and Things like that),A Person who had come to call on himApproached him, taking off his Hat.He said, with singular veracity:“I serve our Sea-girt Mother-LandIn no conspicuous capacity.I am but an Attorney; andI do a little elementaryNegotiation, now and then,As Agent for a ParliamentaryDivision of the Town of N....“Merely as one of the Electorate—A member of the Commonweal—Before completing my Directorate,I want to know the way you feelOn matters more or less debatable;As—whether our Imperial PrideCan treat as taxable or rateableThe Gardens of ...” His host replied:“The Ravages of Inebriety(Alas! increasing day by day!)Are undermining all Society.I do not hesitate to sayMy country squanders her abilities,Observe how Montenegro treatsHer Educational Facilities....... As to the African defeats,“I bitterly deplored their frequency;On Canada we are agreed,The Laws protecting Public DecencyAre very, very lax indeed!The Views of most of the NobilityAre very much the same as mine,On Thingumbob’s eligibility ...I trust that you remain to dine?”His Lordship pressed with importunity,As rarely he had pressed before.It gave them both an opportunityTo know each other’s value more.
A strongand striking Personality,Worth several hundred thousand pounds—Of strict political Morality—Was walking in his park-like Grounds;When, just as these began to pall on him(I mean the Trees, and Things like that),A Person who had come to call on himApproached him, taking off his Hat.
A strongand striking Personality,
Worth several hundred thousand pounds—
Of strict political Morality—
Was walking in his park-like Grounds;
When, just as these began to pall on him
(I mean the Trees, and Things like that),
A Person who had come to call on him
Approached him, taking off his Hat.
He said, with singular veracity:“I serve our Sea-girt Mother-LandIn no conspicuous capacity.I am but an Attorney; andI do a little elementaryNegotiation, now and then,As Agent for a ParliamentaryDivision of the Town of N....
He said, with singular veracity:
“I serve our Sea-girt Mother-Land
In no conspicuous capacity.
I am but an Attorney; and
I do a little elementary
Negotiation, now and then,
As Agent for a Parliamentary
Division of the Town of N....
“Merely as one of the Electorate—A member of the Commonweal—Before completing my Directorate,I want to know the way you feelOn matters more or less debatable;As—whether our Imperial PrideCan treat as taxable or rateableThe Gardens of ...” His host replied:
“Merely as one of the Electorate—
A member of the Commonweal—
Before completing my Directorate,
I want to know the way you feel
On matters more or less debatable;
As—whether our Imperial Pride
Can treat as taxable or rateable
The Gardens of ...” His host replied:
“The Ravages of Inebriety(Alas! increasing day by day!)Are undermining all Society.I do not hesitate to sayMy country squanders her abilities,Observe how Montenegro treatsHer Educational Facilities....... As to the African defeats,
“The Ravages of Inebriety
(Alas! increasing day by day!)
Are undermining all Society.
I do not hesitate to say
My country squanders her abilities,
Observe how Montenegro treats
Her Educational Facilities....
... As to the African defeats,
“I bitterly deplored their frequency;On Canada we are agreed,The Laws protecting Public DecencyAre very, very lax indeed!The Views of most of the NobilityAre very much the same as mine,On Thingumbob’s eligibility ...I trust that you remain to dine?”
“I bitterly deplored their frequency;
On Canada we are agreed,
The Laws protecting Public Decency
Are very, very lax indeed!
The Views of most of the Nobility
Are very much the same as mine,
On Thingumbob’s eligibility ...
I trust that you remain to dine?”
His Lordship pressed with importunity,As rarely he had pressed before.
His Lordship pressed with importunity,
As rarely he had pressed before.
It gave them both an opportunityTo know each other’s value more.
It gave them both an opportunity
To know each other’s value more.