HOW IT WORKS OUT

HOW IT WORKS OUT

When Jonesy joined the Army he had all the dope down fine.Said he, “I’d ought to land the cush, though serving in the line.A private’s pay is thirty, then by adding ten per cent—That’s thirty-three,And now lessee,In this here now French currency—Five-sixty rate,Makes one-eight-eight,Or thereabouts; why, hell! that’s great!It’s more’n enoughTo buy me stuff,And let me throw a swell front bluff.Because my chowIs paid for now,And I don’t need but to allowA little kaleFor vin or ale,And maybe some day blow a frailTo vo-de-veeIn gay PareeOr some live joint like that citee—Why, I’ll be flush—besides, Friend Govt. is staking me the rent.”On pay day Jones was right on deck, an outstretched cap in view—He thought by trusting to his hands some clackers might leak through.He’d planned to split his wages among all the leading banks,But the Q.M.Just said, “AhemExpenses comeTo quite a sum,Though where the tin is coming fromIs not my care,But your affair.We’ll have to charge you for a pairOf leggins lost,Ten francs the cost;On board the ship we note you tossedA cigaretteInto the wet—Subs might upon our trail have set.That’ll put youBack ninety-two;Insurance, bonds, allotments, too—In short, you owe the Government just eighty-seven francs.”Tyler H. Bliss, Corp., Inf.

When Jonesy joined the Army he had all the dope down fine.Said he, “I’d ought to land the cush, though serving in the line.A private’s pay is thirty, then by adding ten per cent—That’s thirty-three,And now lessee,In this here now French currency—Five-sixty rate,Makes one-eight-eight,Or thereabouts; why, hell! that’s great!It’s more’n enoughTo buy me stuff,And let me throw a swell front bluff.Because my chowIs paid for now,And I don’t need but to allowA little kaleFor vin or ale,And maybe some day blow a frailTo vo-de-veeIn gay PareeOr some live joint like that citee—Why, I’ll be flush—besides, Friend Govt. is staking me the rent.”On pay day Jones was right on deck, an outstretched cap in view—He thought by trusting to his hands some clackers might leak through.He’d planned to split his wages among all the leading banks,But the Q.M.Just said, “AhemExpenses comeTo quite a sum,Though where the tin is coming fromIs not my care,But your affair.We’ll have to charge you for a pairOf leggins lost,Ten francs the cost;On board the ship we note you tossedA cigaretteInto the wet—Subs might upon our trail have set.That’ll put youBack ninety-two;Insurance, bonds, allotments, too—In short, you owe the Government just eighty-seven francs.”Tyler H. Bliss, Corp., Inf.

When Jonesy joined the Army he had all the dope down fine.Said he, “I’d ought to land the cush, though serving in the line.A private’s pay is thirty, then by adding ten per cent—That’s thirty-three,And now lessee,In this here now French currency—Five-sixty rate,Makes one-eight-eight,Or thereabouts; why, hell! that’s great!It’s more’n enoughTo buy me stuff,And let me throw a swell front bluff.Because my chowIs paid for now,And I don’t need but to allowA little kaleFor vin or ale,And maybe some day blow a frailTo vo-de-veeIn gay PareeOr some live joint like that citee—Why, I’ll be flush—besides, Friend Govt. is staking me the rent.”

When Jonesy joined the Army he had all the dope down fine.

Said he, “I’d ought to land the cush, though serving in the line.

A private’s pay is thirty, then by adding ten per cent—

That’s thirty-three,

And now lessee,

In this here now French currency—

Five-sixty rate,

Makes one-eight-eight,

Or thereabouts; why, hell! that’s great!

It’s more’n enough

To buy me stuff,

And let me throw a swell front bluff.

Because my chow

Is paid for now,

And I don’t need but to allow

A little kale

For vin or ale,

And maybe some day blow a frail

To vo-de-vee

In gay Paree

Or some live joint like that citee—

Why, I’ll be flush—besides, Friend Govt. is staking me the rent.”

On pay day Jones was right on deck, an outstretched cap in view—He thought by trusting to his hands some clackers might leak through.He’d planned to split his wages among all the leading banks,But the Q.M.Just said, “AhemExpenses comeTo quite a sum,Though where the tin is coming fromIs not my care,But your affair.We’ll have to charge you for a pairOf leggins lost,Ten francs the cost;On board the ship we note you tossedA cigaretteInto the wet—Subs might upon our trail have set.That’ll put youBack ninety-two;Insurance, bonds, allotments, too—In short, you owe the Government just eighty-seven francs.”Tyler H. Bliss, Corp., Inf.

On pay day Jones was right on deck, an outstretched cap in view—

He thought by trusting to his hands some clackers might leak through.

He’d planned to split his wages among all the leading banks,

But the Q.M.

Just said, “Ahem

Expenses come

To quite a sum,

Though where the tin is coming from

Is not my care,

But your affair.

We’ll have to charge you for a pair

Of leggins lost,

Ten francs the cost;

On board the ship we note you tossed

A cigarette

Into the wet—

Subs might upon our trail have set.

That’ll put you

Back ninety-two;

Insurance, bonds, allotments, too—

In short, you owe the Government just eighty-seven francs.”

Tyler H. Bliss, Corp., Inf.


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