XXII.THAT OF THE POET AND THE BUCCANEERS.
It does not fall to every manTo be a minor poet,But Inksby-Slingem he was one,And wished the world to know it.In almost every magazineHis dainty verses might be seen.He'd take a piece of paper—blank,With nothing writ upon it—And soon a triolet 'twould beA ballade, or a sonnet.Pantoums,—in fact, whate'er you please,This poet wrote, with greatest ease.By dozens he'd turn poems out,To Editors he'd bring 'em,Till, quite a household word becameThe name of Inksby-Slingem.A mild exterior had he,With dove-like personality.
It does not fall to every manTo be a minor poet,But Inksby-Slingem he was one,And wished the world to know it.In almost every magazineHis dainty verses might be seen.He'd take a piece of paper—blank,With nothing writ upon it—And soon a triolet 'twould beA ballade, or a sonnet.Pantoums,—in fact, whate'er you please,This poet wrote, with greatest ease.By dozens he'd turn poems out,To Editors he'd bring 'em,Till, quite a household word becameThe name of Inksby-Slingem.A mild exterior had he,With dove-like personality.
It does not fall to every manTo be a minor poet,But Inksby-Slingem he was one,And wished the world to know it.In almost every magazineHis dainty verses might be seen.
It does not fall to every man
To be a minor poet,
But Inksby-Slingem he was one,
And wished the world to know it.
In almost every magazine
His dainty verses might be seen.
He'd take a piece of paper—blank,With nothing writ upon it—And soon a triolet 'twould beA ballade, or a sonnet.Pantoums,—in fact, whate'er you please,This poet wrote, with greatest ease.
He'd take a piece of paper—blank,
With nothing writ upon it—
And soon a triolet 'twould be
A ballade, or a sonnet.
Pantoums,—in fact, whate'er you please,
This poet wrote, with greatest ease.
By dozens he'd turn poems out,To Editors he'd bring 'em,Till, quite a household word becameThe name of Inksby-Slingem.A mild exterior had he,With dove-like personality.
By dozens he'd turn poems out,
To Editors he'd bring 'em,
Till, quite a household word became
The name of Inksby-Slingem.
A mild exterior had he,
With dove-like personality.
His hair was dark and lank and long,His necktie large and floppy(Videhis portrait in the sketch"A-smelling of a Poppy"),And unto this young man befellThe strange adventure I'll now tell.He took a summer holidayAboard the good ship "Goschen,"Which foundered, causing all but heTo perish, in the ocean,And many days within a boatDid Inksby-Slingem sadly float—Yes, many days, until with joyHe saw a ship appearing;A skull and crossbones flag it bore,And towards him it was steering."This rakish-looking craft," thought he,"I fear a pirate ship must be."It was. Manned by a buccaneer.And, from the very first, heCould see the crew were wicked men,All scowling and bloodthirsty;Indeed, he trembled for his neckWhen hoisted to their upper deck.Indelicate the way, at least,That he was treated—very.They turned his pockets inside-out;They stole his Waterbury;His scarf-pin, and his golden rings,His coat and—er—hisother things.Then, they ransacked his carpet-bag,To add to his distresses,And tumbled all his papers out,His poems, and MSS.'s.He threw himself upon his knees,And cried: "I pray you, spare me these!""These? What are these?" the Pirate cried."I've not the slightest notion."He read a verse or two—and thenSeemed filled with strange emotion.He read some more; he heaved a sigh;A briny tear fell from his eye."Dear, dear!" he sniffed, "how touching isThis poem 'To a Brother!'It makes me think of childhood's days,My old home, and my mother."He read another poem through,And passed it to his wondering crew.
His hair was dark and lank and long,His necktie large and floppy(Videhis portrait in the sketch"A-smelling of a Poppy"),And unto this young man befellThe strange adventure I'll now tell.He took a summer holidayAboard the good ship "Goschen,"Which foundered, causing all but heTo perish, in the ocean,And many days within a boatDid Inksby-Slingem sadly float—Yes, many days, until with joyHe saw a ship appearing;A skull and crossbones flag it bore,And towards him it was steering."This rakish-looking craft," thought he,"I fear a pirate ship must be."It was. Manned by a buccaneer.And, from the very first, heCould see the crew were wicked men,All scowling and bloodthirsty;Indeed, he trembled for his neckWhen hoisted to their upper deck.Indelicate the way, at least,That he was treated—very.They turned his pockets inside-out;They stole his Waterbury;His scarf-pin, and his golden rings,His coat and—er—hisother things.Then, they ransacked his carpet-bag,To add to his distresses,And tumbled all his papers out,His poems, and MSS.'s.He threw himself upon his knees,And cried: "I pray you, spare me these!""These? What are these?" the Pirate cried."I've not the slightest notion."He read a verse or two—and thenSeemed filled with strange emotion.He read some more; he heaved a sigh;A briny tear fell from his eye."Dear, dear!" he sniffed, "how touching isThis poem 'To a Brother!'It makes me think of childhood's days,My old home, and my mother."He read another poem through,And passed it to his wondering crew.
His hair was dark and lank and long,His necktie large and floppy(Videhis portrait in the sketch"A-smelling of a Poppy"),And unto this young man befellThe strange adventure I'll now tell.
His hair was dark and lank and long,
His necktie large and floppy
(Videhis portrait in the sketch
"A-smelling of a Poppy"),
And unto this young man befell
The strange adventure I'll now tell.
He took a summer holidayAboard the good ship "Goschen,"Which foundered, causing all but heTo perish, in the ocean,And many days within a boatDid Inksby-Slingem sadly float—
He took a summer holiday
Aboard the good ship "Goschen,"
Which foundered, causing all but he
To perish, in the ocean,
And many days within a boat
Did Inksby-Slingem sadly float—
Yes, many days, until with joyHe saw a ship appearing;A skull and crossbones flag it bore,And towards him it was steering."This rakish-looking craft," thought he,"I fear a pirate ship must be."
Yes, many days, until with joy
He saw a ship appearing;
A skull and crossbones flag it bore,
And towards him it was steering.
"This rakish-looking craft," thought he,
"I fear a pirate ship must be."
It was. Manned by a buccaneer.And, from the very first, heCould see the crew were wicked men,All scowling and bloodthirsty;Indeed, he trembled for his neckWhen hoisted to their upper deck.
It was. Manned by a buccaneer.
And, from the very first, he
Could see the crew were wicked men,
All scowling and bloodthirsty;
Indeed, he trembled for his neck
When hoisted to their upper deck.
Indelicate the way, at least,That he was treated—very.They turned his pockets inside-out;They stole his Waterbury;His scarf-pin, and his golden rings,His coat and—er—hisother things.
Indelicate the way, at least,
That he was treated—very.
They turned his pockets inside-out;
They stole his Waterbury;
His scarf-pin, and his golden rings,
His coat and—er—hisother things.
Then, they ransacked his carpet-bag,To add to his distresses,And tumbled all his papers out,His poems, and MSS.'s.He threw himself upon his knees,And cried: "I pray you, spare me these!"
Then, they ransacked his carpet-bag,
To add to his distresses,
And tumbled all his papers out,
His poems, and MSS.'s.
He threw himself upon his knees,
And cried: "I pray you, spare me these!"
"These? What are these?" the Pirate cried."I've not the slightest notion."He read a verse or two—and thenSeemed filled with strange emotion.He read some more; he heaved a sigh;A briny tear fell from his eye.
"These? What are these?" the Pirate cried.
"I've not the slightest notion."
He read a verse or two—and then
Seemed filled with strange emotion.
He read some more; he heaved a sigh;
A briny tear fell from his eye.
"Dear, dear!" he sniffed, "how touching isThis poem 'To a Brother!'It makes me think of childhood's days,My old home, and my mother."He read another poem through,And passed it to his wondering crew.
"Dear, dear!" he sniffed, "how touching is
This poem 'To a Brother!'
It makes me think of childhood's days,
My old home, and my mother."
He read another poem through,
And passed it to his wondering crew.
Theyread it, and all—all but two—Their eyes were soon a-piping;It was a most affecting sightTo see those pirates wipingTheir eyes and noses in their griefsOn many-coloured handkerchiefs,* * *To make a lengthy story short,The gentle poet's versesQuite won those men from wicked ways,From piratings, and curses;And all of them, so I've heard tell,Became quite,quiterespectable.All—all but two, and one ofthemThan e'er before much worse isForheis now a publisher,And "pirates" Slingem's verses;The other drives a "pirate" 'bus,Continuing—alas!—to "cuss."
Theyread it, and all—all but two—Their eyes were soon a-piping;It was a most affecting sightTo see those pirates wipingTheir eyes and noses in their griefsOn many-coloured handkerchiefs,* * *To make a lengthy story short,The gentle poet's versesQuite won those men from wicked ways,From piratings, and curses;And all of them, so I've heard tell,Became quite,quiterespectable.All—all but two, and one ofthemThan e'er before much worse isForheis now a publisher,And "pirates" Slingem's verses;The other drives a "pirate" 'bus,Continuing—alas!—to "cuss."
Theyread it, and all—all but two—Their eyes were soon a-piping;It was a most affecting sightTo see those pirates wipingTheir eyes and noses in their griefsOn many-coloured handkerchiefs,
Theyread it, and all—all but two—
Their eyes were soon a-piping;
It was a most affecting sight
To see those pirates wiping
Their eyes and noses in their griefs
On many-coloured handkerchiefs,
* * *
* * *
To make a lengthy story short,The gentle poet's versesQuite won those men from wicked ways,From piratings, and curses;And all of them, so I've heard tell,Became quite,quiterespectable.
To make a lengthy story short,
The gentle poet's verses
Quite won those men from wicked ways,
From piratings, and curses;
And all of them, so I've heard tell,
Became quite,quiterespectable.
All—all but two, and one ofthemThan e'er before much worse isForheis now a publisher,And "pirates" Slingem's verses;The other drives a "pirate" 'bus,Continuing—alas!—to "cuss."
All—all but two, and one ofthem
Than e'er before much worse is
Forheis now a publisher,
And "pirates" Slingem's verses;
The other drives a "pirate" 'bus,
Continuing—alas!—to "cuss."