TO MY BATH

TO MY BATH

This lyric may be bad, O Muse,But do not press on me too hard;In times of war you must excuseSomewhat your bard.A dug-out where I have to bendMy back, and even lodge my kneesAgainst the roof, would suit our friendDiogenes—But hardly seems a meet abodeFor any would-be laureateWho’ll sing, ad lib., an epic—ode—Or hymn of hate.Consider my attempt to writeIambic tetrametric linesAs influenced by geligniteAnd bombs—and mines.No high falutin’ stilted phrase,No feeble tribute of a “sub.,”Can ever adequately praiseThee, dearest Tub.Perchance I’m sun-scorched: then I sighTo hear thy crystal waters lapAnd trickle o’er my toes when ITurn on the tap.If blizzards fresh from SamothraceAre mingling with December snows,When icicles in clusters grace“My youthful hoseA world too wide for my shrunk shanks”——Then I, nostalgia stricken, dream,And see thy white enamelled banksThrough clouds of steam.Just as when corybantic drakes(Or ducks, just as the case may be),With clamorous quack, seek limpid lakes,So seek I thee.Butbathsare not our rations inGallipoli. ’Tis too far south—“Thebubblereputation’s inThe cannon’s mouth.”H. H. U.,Northamptonshire Regt.

This lyric may be bad, O Muse,But do not press on me too hard;In times of war you must excuseSomewhat your bard.A dug-out where I have to bendMy back, and even lodge my kneesAgainst the roof, would suit our friendDiogenes—But hardly seems a meet abodeFor any would-be laureateWho’ll sing, ad lib., an epic—ode—Or hymn of hate.Consider my attempt to writeIambic tetrametric linesAs influenced by geligniteAnd bombs—and mines.No high falutin’ stilted phrase,No feeble tribute of a “sub.,”Can ever adequately praiseThee, dearest Tub.Perchance I’m sun-scorched: then I sighTo hear thy crystal waters lapAnd trickle o’er my toes when ITurn on the tap.If blizzards fresh from SamothraceAre mingling with December snows,When icicles in clusters grace“My youthful hoseA world too wide for my shrunk shanks”——Then I, nostalgia stricken, dream,And see thy white enamelled banksThrough clouds of steam.Just as when corybantic drakes(Or ducks, just as the case may be),With clamorous quack, seek limpid lakes,So seek I thee.Butbathsare not our rations inGallipoli. ’Tis too far south—“Thebubblereputation’s inThe cannon’s mouth.”H. H. U.,Northamptonshire Regt.

This lyric may be bad, O Muse,But do not press on me too hard;In times of war you must excuseSomewhat your bard.A dug-out where I have to bendMy back, and even lodge my kneesAgainst the roof, would suit our friendDiogenes—But hardly seems a meet abodeFor any would-be laureateWho’ll sing, ad lib., an epic—ode—Or hymn of hate.Consider my attempt to writeIambic tetrametric linesAs influenced by geligniteAnd bombs—and mines.No high falutin’ stilted phrase,No feeble tribute of a “sub.,”Can ever adequately praiseThee, dearest Tub.Perchance I’m sun-scorched: then I sighTo hear thy crystal waters lapAnd trickle o’er my toes when ITurn on the tap.If blizzards fresh from SamothraceAre mingling with December snows,When icicles in clusters grace“My youthful hoseA world too wide for my shrunk shanks”——Then I, nostalgia stricken, dream,And see thy white enamelled banksThrough clouds of steam.Just as when corybantic drakes(Or ducks, just as the case may be),With clamorous quack, seek limpid lakes,So seek I thee.Butbathsare not our rations inGallipoli. ’Tis too far south—“Thebubblereputation’s inThe cannon’s mouth.”

This lyric may be bad, O Muse,

But do not press on me too hard;

In times of war you must excuse

Somewhat your bard.

A dug-out where I have to bend

My back, and even lodge my knees

Against the roof, would suit our friend

Diogenes—

But hardly seems a meet abode

For any would-be laureate

Who’ll sing, ad lib., an epic—ode—

Or hymn of hate.

Consider my attempt to write

Iambic tetrametric lines

As influenced by gelignite

And bombs—and mines.

No high falutin’ stilted phrase,

No feeble tribute of a “sub.,”

Can ever adequately praise

Thee, dearest Tub.

Perchance I’m sun-scorched: then I sigh

To hear thy crystal waters lap

And trickle o’er my toes when I

Turn on the tap.

If blizzards fresh from Samothrace

Are mingling with December snows,

When icicles in clusters grace

“My youthful hose

A world too wide for my shrunk shanks”——

Then I, nostalgia stricken, dream,

And see thy white enamelled banks

Through clouds of steam.

Just as when corybantic drakes

(Or ducks, just as the case may be),

With clamorous quack, seek limpid lakes,

So seek I thee.

Butbathsare not our rations in

Gallipoli. ’Tis too far south—

“Thebubblereputation’s in

The cannon’s mouth.”

H. H. U.,Northamptonshire Regt.

H. H. U.,

Northamptonshire Regt.


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