Chapter 24

My jealousy. Yet you should pardon it;

For you that wear St. Chastity’s safe veil

Can never know how blind St. Cupid plagues

The eyes of worldlings.

PRIORESS

No?

SQUIRE

Love, you forgive me?

[Reënter Chaucer.]

JOHANNA

Forgive you? By my heart—I’ll think about it.

Here comes our fool. Come hither, What’s-your-name.

CHAUCER

[Coming forward with the love-knot.]

Your Grace’s secret-monger.

JOHANNA

Tut! tut!

[Embarrassed, motions him to put it away.]

Rhymester,

If thou wilt come to court, I’ll have thee made

Court-fool.

SQUIRE

[Aside.]

O mistress, hush!

JOHANNA

A cask of thy

Diameter should keep King Richard drunk

With laughter for a twelvemonth. Cask, I swear it,

Thou shalt be made court-fool.

SQUIRE

[Aside to Chaucer.]

She doth not mean it.

PRIORESS

[Aside to Squire.]

Nephew, I cannot quite approve your choice.

JOHANNA

Nay, keep my knot; my favour is renewed.

I’ll sue the king myself at Canterbury

To swaddle thee in motley.

[Chaucer laughs aside.]

—Well, no thanks?

CHAUCER

Lady, pray God I live to see that day.

JOHANNA

Amen. Now, Aubrey, where’s your father? Let’s

Make merry all together.

PRIORESS

True, my brother;

Went he to chapel?

SQUIRE

Ladies, I am ’shamed

To make confession of my selfishness:

To-day, all day, in the sweet day and night

Of my own thoughts I have been wandering.

I have not seen my father since this morning.

I’ll go and seek him now.

CHAUCER

Nay, boy, remain.

Doubtless he’s gone to chapel. I will find him

And bring him to you here. First, though, let me

Anticipate my fool’s prerogative

And play the father to another’s bairns,

This vixen girl and boy.

[With an affectionate smile he draws Johanna and Aubreytogether and kisses them.]

God bless ’em both!

PRIORESS

[Aside.]

St. Loy! No more?

JOHANNA

Dear fool, thou’rt not so old.

Come now, how old?

CHAUCER

Ah, lass, my crop is rowen.

When grey hairs creep like yarrow into clover,

Farewell, green June! Thy growing days be over.

[Aside.]

Bewitching Eglantine!

[Exit left.]

PRIORESS

[At the casement, aside.]

Some other star!

[Aloud.]

Nephew!

[The Squire and Johanna stand absorbed in their own whisperings.]

Nephew!

SQUIRE

Madame!

PRIORESS

I pray you, tell

Your father, when he comes, I am retired

A moment to my room.

SQUIRE

I will, Madame.

[Exit Prioress, right.]

My lady, we’re alone.

JOHANNA

Alas, then come,

Sit and be sad.

[She sits in the niche by the fireplace.]

SQUIRE

Sad? Must I wear a mask, then?

Mistress! Mistress, masks fall away from love

Like husks from buds in April. By love’s light

Lovers can look through mountains to their joy

As through these black beams I see heaven. Nay,

Hear me! When I have won my spurs—

FRIAR

[Sings within.]

What, ho! What, ho!

Dan Cupido!

A spurless knight usurps thy halls.—

JOHANNA

What’s that?

SQUIRE

The friar! ’Tis his voice.

FRIAR

[Sings within.]

Thy fortress falls,

And all her rosèd charms—

JOHANNA

Is’t in the cellar?

SQUIRE

Or the wall?

[They look up the chimney.]

FRIAR

[Sings within.]

To arms, Dan Cupido! To arms,Dan Cupido!

[With a rush of soot, he falls into the fireplace.]

Bon soir!

JOHANNA

’Od’s fiends!

SQUIRE

[Seizing Friar, drags him forth.]

Sneak thief, at last I have thee—What!

A chimney-sweep?

FRIAR

Did scare the ladykin?

SQUIRE

Was’t thou that sung?

FRIAR

Sung-la?

JOHANNA

[Brushing herself off.]

My taffeta!

SQUIRE

Sing! Didst thou sing?

FRIAR

Oh, sing! You mean the friar, sir.

SQUIRE

[Peremptorily.]

Where?

FRIAR

In the cellar. He’s a-hiding, sir.

SQUIRE

I warrant him. Here—

[Gives Friar a coin.]

Come, show me the scoundrel.

FRIAR

[Examining coin.]

A noble!

[Sings.]

Oh, rareSweet miller,Lady-killer,Not there, not there!

Oh, rareSweet miller,Lady-killer,Not there, not there!

Oh, rareSweet miller,Lady-killer,Not there, not there!

Oh, rare

Sweet miller,

Lady-killer,

Not there, not there!

SQUIRE

[Eyeing Friar with suspicion.]

What?

[The Miller slips stealthily from the cellar door and joins Alisoun in the cupboard.]

[The Miller slips stealthily from the cellar door and joins Alisoun in the cupboard.]

FRIAR

Was’t so he sung, sir?

SQUIRE

Yes.

JOHANNA

[Still brushing her gown.]

Ruined!

FRIAR

Sir, follow, sir. I know him well.

A begging friar?

SQUIRE

Yes.—One moment, Mistress.—

I’ll flay the beggar. Now!

FRIAR

[The Friar opens cellar door; Squire snatches his candleand precedes him.]

A sneaking friar—

A noble!—a swindling, skulking, lying friar.

[Aside to Bob Miller, who joins him from the cupboard.]

O rare Bob-up-and-down!

[Exeunt; Alisoun leaves the cupboard and exit stealthily atdoor, left front.]

JOHANNA

Stay; are they gone?

Mass! mass! I’m spotted worse than ink. And kneel

In Canterbury kirk in such a gown!

I’ll eat it first. Oh, Lord! Lord, now who comes?

[Enter, left back, the Canon’s Yeoman and the Carpenter;after whom the Wife of Bath, disguised.]

ALISOUN

Good fellow, you there, can you propagate

Unto my vision—a young prioress?

CANON’S YEOMAN

No, sir, I cannot.

ALISOUN

Or a marchioness?

[The pilgrims pass on.]

JOHANNA

[Aside.]

A marchioness!

ALISOUN

[Twirling her sword-scabbard.]

Hum! Hum!

CARPENTER

How went the sermon?

CANON’S YEOMAN

God’s blood! Old Wycliffe hammered the pope flat.

The pulpit rang like a hot anvil.

CARPENTER

Aye,

There’ll be skulls cracked yet.

[Exeunt right.]

ALISOUN

[To Johanna.]

Amorous Minerva!

JOHANNA

Signor!

[Aside.]

My left sleeve’s clean.

ALISOUN

I have a son,

Whose aunt—

JOHANNA

Are you the Knight of Algezir?

ALISOUN

I am—Dan Roderigo d’Algezir.

JOHANNA

My Aubrey’s father.

ALISOUN

Bones! Are you Johanna?

JOHANNA

[Aside.]

Bones!

ALISOUN

Corpus arms! it sticks me to the heart

To gaze on your sweet face, my dear.

JOHANNA

[Aside.]

My dear!

ALISOUN

Ah! the fat rogue! He said your face was worth

Unbuckling an off eye to pop it in;

But such a pretty finch!

JOHANNA

Finch! Sir, perhaps

You are deceived in me.—Who sent you here?

ALISOUN

Yon chum of that sweet spindle-shanks, my son—

Yon rhymester, Master Geoffrey.

JOHANNA

Yes; ’twas he.

[Aside.]

Saints! isthisAubrey’s father?

[Aloud.]

Doubtless, sir,

There’s no mistake. Your sister left you word—

ALISOUN

O villain! Aye, though I ha’ bred him! What

Though ’tis my own son—villain! God’s teeth!

JOHANNA

Sir!

ALISOUN

Your pardon, dainty dame. Before I speak

I do not rinse my mouth in oleander.

I am a blunt knight. Nay, I cannot sigh

A simoon hot with sonnets like my son.

I am a blunt knight who, on Satan’s heel,

Hath rode it and strode it, wenched it, wived it, and knived it,

Booted and footed ’t, till—by Venus’ shoestring,

I be a blunt and rough but honest soldier.

JOHANNA

Signore, I believe it.

ALISOUN

Blunt’s the word, then;

And here’s the blunt point. You’re deceived.

JOHANNA

By whom?

ALISOUN

By Aubrey.

JOHANNA

What!

ALISOUN

Aye, by my smiling son

Wi’ the pretty curls. Where is he now?

JOHANNA

Why, he—

He’s gone to find the friar.

ALISOUN

Aye.

JOHANNA

Good Heaven!

Can he have harmed him?

ALISOUN

Who—the friar? The friar’s

His pal—his pal; and so is Geoffrey; aye,

And that lascivious, Latin-singing nun—

JOHANNA

What! Eglantine?

ALISOUN

Yes, she; those four! Child, child,

Wouldst not believe it, how they’ve sneaked and schemed,

Plotted my life, aye, for my money. But

’Twas lust, lust egged him on. Oh God! my son!

And ’twas a cherub ’fore this Geoffrey warped him!


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