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Title: Why Marry?
Author: Jesse Lynch Williams
Author: Jesse Lynch Williams
Release date: February 24, 2011 [eBook #35389]Most recently updated: January 7, 2021
Language: English
Credits: Produced by David Edwards and the Online DistributedProofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file wasproduced from images generously made available by TheInternet Archive)
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From a photograph by White Studio.Helen:You're about the most conceited man I ever knew.Ernest:How can I help it, when you admire me so?[Page94.
From a photograph by White Studio.
Helen:You're about the most conceited man I ever knew.Ernest:How can I help it, when you admire me so?
[Page94.
Copyright, 1914, 1918,BYCHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONSPublished October, 1914New and revised edition published April, 1918Reprinted September, 1918; February, 1919[All rights strictly reserved—includingamateur acting rights.]
New York: Astor Theatre: Produced by Selwyn & Company,Dec. 25, 1917, under the direction of Roi Cooper Megrue.The scene is a week-end at a country house not far away; the time,Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, and Sunday evening.THE PEOPLE AT THE HOUSE(As You Meet Them)
JEAN, the host's younger sister, who has been brought up to be married and nothing elseLOTUS ROBBREX, an unmarried neighbor, who has not been brought up to be anything but richHAROLD WESTLUCY, the hostess, who is trying her best to be "just an old-fashioned wife" in a new-fashioned home,BEATRICE BECKLEYUNCLE EVERETT, a Judge, who belongs to the older generation and yet understands the new—and believes in divorceNAT C. GOODWINCOUSIN THEODORE, a clergyman and yet a human being, who believes in everything—except divorce,ERNEST LAWFORDJOHN, who owns the house and almost every one in it—and does not believe in divorceEDMUND BREESEHELEN, the host's other sister, whom every one wants to marry, but who doesn't want to marry any one,ESTELLE WINWOODERNEST, a scientist, who believes in neither divorce nor marriage but makes a great discoverySHELLEY HULL(By arrangement with George C. Tyler)THE BUTLERRICHARD PITMANTHE FOOTMANWALTER GOODSON
One afternoon shortly before the New York "opening" of this comedy a most estimable lady sat down to make me a cup of tea.
"Now, do tell me, what is your play about?" she inquired with commendable enthusiasm. For, being a true woman, she had early achieved the becoming habit of letting members of the superior sex talk about themselves.
"'Why Marry?'" said I, "tells the truth about marriage."
"Oh, why," she expostulated, "why write unpleasant plays?"
"But it is not 'unpleasant.'"
"Then it isn't true!" she exclaimed. "That is, I mean—I mean—did you say cream or lemon?"
And in the pause which accompanied the pouring of the cream I detected the look of one realizing too late that it is always better to think before speaking.
This little incident, it seemed to me, epitomizes charmingly the attitude of "our nicest people" toward our fundamental institution. The truth about marriage must be unpleasant. Therefore, tell us something we know isn't true. It will be so much nicer for our young people.
It is to be feared, however, that young people who go to see "Why Marry?" in the hope of being shocked do not get their money's worth. I have heard of but two persons who have been scandalized by this play, and they were both old people. One was a woman in the country who had not seen it, but had read the title, and so wrote several indignant letters about it. The other was an elderly bachelor of the type which finds useful occupation in decorating club windows like geraniums. He took his niece to see it, and, deciding at the end of Act II that the play was going to be unpleasant in Act III, took her home at once. The next afternoon she appeared at the matinée with a whole bevy of her own generation and saw the rest of the play. I asked her later if it had shocked any of them.
"Oh, no," she replied, "we are too young to be shocked."
That little incident also struck me as socially significant. There never were two generations inhabiting the same globe simultaneously with such widely separated points of view.
For several years after this play was first published no theatrical manager on Broadway would produce it. I don't blame them, I want to thank them for it. I doubt if this sort of thing could have appealed to many theatre-goers then, especially as my young lovers are trying to be good, not bad. "Self-expression" and "the right to happiness" do not enter into their plans. The causes of their courageous and, of course, mistaken decision are unselfish and social motives, however futile and antisocial the results would have been had not their desperate determination been thwarted.... When this play was first published most people were not thinking along these lines. Such ideas were considered radical then. They will soon be old-fashioned—even on the stage.
Kind and discriminating as the critics have been in regard to this comedy (a discriminating critic being, of course, one who praises your play), few of them have seen the point which I thought I was making emphatically clear, namely, that we can't cure social defects by individual treatment. Not only the lovers, but all the characters in this play are trying to do right according to their lights. There is no villain in this piece. At least the villain remains "off stage." Perhaps that is why so few see him. You are the villain, you and I and the rest of society. We are responsible for the rules and regulations of the marriage game. Instead of having fun with human nature, I tried to go higher up and have fun with human institutions.
I say "tried," because apparently I did not succeed. The joke is on me. Still, I can get some amusement out of it: for a great many people seem to like this play who would be indignant if they knew what they were really applauding. They think they are merely enjoying "satire on human nature." Now, it is a curious fact that you can always curse human nature with impunity; can malign it, revile it, boot it up and down the decalogue, and you will be warmly praised. "How true to life!" you are told. "I know some one just like that." (It is always some one else, of course.) But dare lay hands on the Existing Order—and you'll find you've laid your hands on a hornet's nest.
You see, most people do not want anything changed—except possibly the Law of Change. They do not object to finding fault with mankind because "you can't change human nature," as they are fond of telling you with an interesting air of originality. But laws, customs, and ideals can be changed, can be improved. Therefore they cry: "Hands off! How dare you!" Man made human institutions, therefore we reverence them. Whereas human nature was merely made by God. So we don't think so much of it. We are prejudiced, like all creators, in favor of our own creations. After all, there is excellent precedent for such complacency. Even God, we are informed, pronounced his work "all very good" and rested on the seventh day.
Pretty nearly everything in the play as acted is in the book as published; but by no means all that is in the book could possibly be enacted on the stage in two hours and a half. One scene, a breakfast scene between John and his wife, has been amplified for acting, but all the other scenes as printed here have been shortened for stage purposes and one or two cut out entirely.
The "set" was changed to represent the loggia, instead of the terrace, of John's "little farm." Outdoor scenes are not supposed to be good for comedy. Walls, or a suggestion of them, produce a better psychological effect for the purpose, besides making it possible to speak in quieter, more intimate tones than when the voice spills out into the wings and up into the paint loft.
Near the end of the play a number of relatives, rich and poor, are supposed to arrive for dinner and for influencing by their presence the recalcitrant couple. That is the way it is printed and that is how it was acted during the first few weeks of the Chicago run. But though the family may have its place in the book, it proved to be an awful nuisance on the stage. No matter how well these minor parts might be acted (or dressed), their sudden irruption during the last and most important moments of the performance distracted the audience's attention from the principal characters and the main issue. It was not clear who was who. Programmes fluttered; perplexity was observed.... So we decided that the family must be destroyed. It is always a perplexing problem to devise a substitute for the family.
Jesse Lynch Williams.
Helen: You're about the most conceited man I ever knew.Ernest: How can I help it, when you admire me so?FrontispieceFACING PAGEAll: Then why,whydo you want a divorce?Judge: Because, damn it, I don't like her.30Judge: You poor little pessimists! Human nature to-day is better than it ever was, but our most important institution is worse—the most sacred relationship in life has become a jest in the market-place204Judge: We thought we believed in trial marriage. Nothing of the sort—trial separation! What marriage put asunder divorce has joined together230
Act I
Up from the fragrant garden comes a girl, running. She takes the broad terrace steps two at a stride, laughing, breathless, fleet as a fawn, sweet as a rose. She is hotly pursued by a boy, handsome, ardent, attractively selfish, and just now blindly determined to catch the pretty creature before she gains the protecting shelter of home. She is determined to let him but not to let him know it.... There, she might have darted in through the open door, but it is such a cold, formal entrance; she pretends to be exhausted, dodges behind a stone tea-table, and, turning, faces him, each panting and laughing excitedly; she alluring and defiant, he merry and dominant.She is twenty-five and he is a year or two older, but they are both children; in other words, unmarried.
Up from the fragrant garden comes a girl, running. She takes the broad terrace steps two at a stride, laughing, breathless, fleet as a fawn, sweet as a rose. She is hotly pursued by a boy, handsome, ardent, attractively selfish, and just now blindly determined to catch the pretty creature before she gains the protecting shelter of home. She is determined to let him but not to let him know it.... There, she might have darted in through the open door, but it is such a cold, formal entrance; she pretends to be exhausted, dodges behind a stone tea-table, and, turning, faces him, each panting and laughing excitedly; she alluring and defiant, he merry and dominant.
She is twenty-five and he is a year or two older, but they are both children; in other words, unmarried.
Rex
Think I'll let you say that to me?
Jean
[making a face at him]
Think I'm afraid of you!
Rex
Take it back, I tell you.
Jean
I won't.
Rex
I'll make you.
Jean
[with a dance step]
Think so, do you?
Rex
I warn you.
Jean
Booh-woo!
[He makes a feint to the right, then dashes to the left and catches her.
Rex
[triumphantly]
Now!... You would, would you?
Jean
[struggling]
Let me go.
Rex
I couldn't think of it.
Jean
[seizes his hands to free herself—can't]
You're so strong—it isn't fair.
Rex
You're so sweet—it isn't fair.
[Smiling down at her struggles, rejoicing in his strength, her weakness, he gently draws her near.
[Smiling down at her struggles, rejoicing in his strength, her weakness, he gently draws her near.
Jean
[knows what is coming]
No, Rex.
Rex
Yes.
Jean
You mustn't.
Rex
But I will.
[He laughs and kisses her lightly on the cheek. Therefore she struggles furiously. Therefore he does it again. And again. Suddenly he enfolds her completely and kisses her passionately—cheeks, mouth, eyes—until she gasps in alarm. Laughter has gone from them now.
[He laughs and kisses her lightly on the cheek. Therefore she struggles furiously. Therefore he does it again. And again. Suddenly he enfolds her completely and kisses her passionately—cheeks, mouth, eyes—until she gasps in alarm. Laughter has gone from them now.
Jean
Oh, please!... some one will come.
Rex
[with the intoxication of such moments]
I don't care who comes—I love you.
Jean
No ... let me go.
Rex
Not till you kiss me, Jean. [Jeanhesitates, brushes his cheek lightly with her lips, and in pretty confusion tries to escape.] Not till yousay you love me, Jean. [Eyes hidden in his coat, she bobs her head. He laughs and loves it.] Say it!
Jean
I—er—do.
Rex
Dowhat?...Sayit!...
[She cannot. He swings her about, bringing her face close to his.
Jean
I love you, Rex. Are you sure you love me?
Rex
Am I sure! You irresistible little—
[Begins to kiss her. Masculine triumph.
Jean
And want to marry me, Rex?
Rex
[stops—startled—had not thought of that]
Why—er—of course. What did you suppose!
[Drops his eyes, sobered.
Jean
[feminine triumph]
And me "a penniless orphing"?
Rex
[fascinated by the way she says it, he laughs. Then, his honor touched]
Why, what kind of a man do you take me for!
[And wants her lips again.
Jean
[giving herself to him, head sinks upon his shoulder]
Then, oh, Rex, love me and be nice to me and—and take me away from all this!
[She covers her face with her hands and sobs. He pats her tenderly, with a manly look on his face.Lucycomes up from the garden. She is dressed in white with a garden hat, a garden basket filled with flowers in one hand, long scissors in the other. She isJohn'swife, the mistress of the house, sister-in-law toJean; conspicuously a "sweet" woman, affectedly so, a contrast withJean'smore modern, less delicate charm.Jeanis frankand brave,Lucyindirect and timid, pretty but fading, forty but fighting it.
[She covers her face with her hands and sobs. He pats her tenderly, with a manly look on his face.
Lucycomes up from the garden. She is dressed in white with a garden hat, a garden basket filled with flowers in one hand, long scissors in the other. She isJohn'swife, the mistress of the house, sister-in-law toJean; conspicuously a "sweet" woman, affectedly so, a contrast withJean'smore modern, less delicate charm.Jeanis frankand brave,Lucyindirect and timid, pretty but fading, forty but fighting it.
Jean
[laughing]
It's all right, Lucy—we're engaged!
Lucy
Well, I should hope so!
[Shoots a look atJean, "So?"
Rex
[recovering himself]
I have often tried to thank you and good old John for letting me come over here so much, but now! How can Ieverthank you? See-what-I-mean?
Lucy
I'll tell you how. Behave yourself after you are married to John's little sister.
Jean
Rex, have you had a fearful past? How fascinating!
Rex
I'm going to have a glorious future, all right.
Jean
Not unless you do as I tell you. Going to obey me, Rex?
Rex
You bet I am.
Jean
Then begin now. Go!... Get out! [She pushesRex, laughing and protesting, toward the garden.] I want to tell Lucy how nice you are. Run along over to the golf club, and by and by—if youarea good boy—you can take me out in your new car. [Rexkisses the hand on his arm and leaves, laughing.] My dear, he has five cars! Thank you so much.
[Alone, they throw off the mask worn before men.
Lucy
Now, deary, tell me all about it. How did it happen?
Jean
Oh, I simply followed your advice.
Lucy
Picked a quarrel with him?
Jean
[laughing]
Yes. I pretended to believe in woman suffrage!
Lucy
Good! They hate that.
Jean
I told him all men were bullying brutes!
Lucy
They are! And then you ran away?
Jean
Of course.
Lucy
And he after you?
Jean
Of course.
Lucy
And you let him catch you?
Jean
Of cour—well ... he caught me.
[They both laugh.
Lucy
I can guess the rest.
Jean
Why, it didn't take five minutes.
Lucy
And now it's to last through all eternity.... Isn't love wonderful?
Jean
Um-hum. Wonderful.
[They begin to cull out the flowers.
Lucy
But you do love him, dear, don't you?
Jean
[arranging flowers]
I did then. I don't now. Why is that, Lucy?
Lucy
Oh, but you will learn to love him. [Jean shrugs, drops flowers, and turns away.] Now,now! no worrying—it brings wrinkles! [Patting Jean's shoulder.] Rex is just the sort to give the woman he adores everything in the world.
Jean
[wriggling out ofLucy'sembrace]
I am not the woman he adores.
Lucy
Why, Jean! He's engaged to you.
Jean
But he's in love with my sister. You know that as well as I do.
Lucy
[uncomfortably]
Oh, well, he was once, but not now. Men admire these independent women, but they don't marry them. Nobody wants to marry a sexless freak with a scientific degree.
Jean
Oh, what's the use, Lucy? He's still wild about Helen, and she still laughs at him. So you and John have trotted out the little sister. Why not be honest about it.
Lucy
Well, I may be old-fashioned, but I don't think it's nice to talk this way when you're just engaged.
Jean
Here comes your "sexless freak"—not with a degree, either.
Lucy
[followingJean'sgaze]
With a man!
Jean
[smiling]
Withmyman.
[Helen, withRexbending toward her eagerly, appears. She is a beautiful woman of twenty-nine, tall, strong, glorious—plenty of old-fashioned charm, despite her new-fashioned ideas. She is dressed in a tennis costume and is swinging a racquet.
[Helen, withRexbending toward her eagerly, appears. She is a beautiful woman of twenty-nine, tall, strong, glorious—plenty of old-fashioned charm, despite her new-fashioned ideas. She is dressed in a tennis costume and is swinging a racquet.
Rex
But they told me you were going to stay abroad all winter.
Helen
My work, Rex—I had to get back to work.
Rex
Work!... You are too good to work.
Jean
[amused, not jealous]
Is this your high-powered car, Rex? Have you learned to run it yet?
Rex
[startled]
But ... well ... you see, I met Helen on the way. See-what-I-mean?
Jean
[laughing]
Oh, we see.
Rex
But I hadn't seen her for so long. I thought— [Looks fromHelentoJean] ... wait, I'll get the car.
[He hurries off.
Lucy
[toJean]
Why couldn't she have stayed abroad!
Jean
Helen, don't talk about your work before Lucy—it shocks her.
Helen
Oh, very well; make it my 'career'!
Jean
[arm aroundHelen]
Sssh!—that's worse.
Lucy
Helen, dear, I deem it my duty to tell you that you are being talked about.
Helen
Lucy, dear, do you always find your true happiness in duty?
Lucy
Well, if you think you are going back to that horrid place again ... after what happened that night? John won't hear of it.
Helen
If the Baker Institute of Medical Experiment is not a respectable place you should make John resign as trustee.
[She laughs it off.
Lucy
John is trustee of—oh, nearly everything. That makes it all the worse. It isn't as if you had to work.
Helen
Oh, but John is so rich now, his credit can stand it. And you oughtn't to mind! Why, some of our most fashionable families now contain freaks like me. It's becoming quite smart, just as in former days one of the sons would go into the Church or the navy.
Lucy
Well, of course, I am old-fashioned, but going down-town every day with the men,—it seems so unwomanly.
Helen
But wasn't I womanly for years? Instead of going down-town and working with highbrows, I stayed up-town and played with lowbrows—until I was bored to death.
Lucy
[sighs]
Yes, that's what comes of going to college, leaving the home, getting these new ideas. Allthe same, Helen, the men, really nice men, don't like it.
Helen
Well, you see, I don't like really nice men, so that makes it agreeable all around.
Lucy
If it were only art or music or something feminine, but that awful laboratory! How can a lady poison poor, innocent little monkeys?
Helen
If I were a lady I'ddinewith monkeys.... Do you know what the word means, Lucy? In Anglo-Saxon times "lady" meant "one who gives loaves"; now, one whotakesa loaf.
Lucy
Very clever, my dear, but some day you'll be sorry. No man, Helen, likes a woman to have independent views.
Jean
Helen can afford to have independent views; she has an independent income—she earns it.
Lucy
Independent income! Her salary wouldn't pay for your hats.
Jean
All the same, I wish I had gone to college; I wish I had learned a profession.
Lucy
What have these New Women accomplished? Just one thing: they are destroying chivalry!
Helen
Not entirely, Lucy, not entirely. For instance, I am the best assistant Ernest Hamilton has, but the worst paid; the others are all men. Hurray for chivalry!
Lucy
Well, I'm just an old-fashioned wife. Woman's sphere is the home. My husband says so.
Helen
But suppose you haven't any husband! What can a spinster do in the home?
Lucy
Stayin it—till she gets one! That's what the old-fashioned spinster used to do.
Helen
The old-fashioned spinster used to spin.
Lucy
At any rate, the old-fashioned spinster did not stay out of her home all night and get herself compromised, talked about, sent abroad! Or, if she did, she knew enough to remain abroad until the gossip blew over.
[Lucy turns to leave.
Helen
[mischievously]
Ah, that wonderful night! [Lucyturns back, amazed.] The night we discovered the Hamilton antitoxin, the night that made the Baker Institute famous! And, just think, I had a hand in it, Lucy, a hand in the unwomanly work of saving children's lives! But, of course, an old-fashioned spinster would have blushed and said: "Excuse me, Doctor Hamilton, but we must now let a year's work go to waste because you are a man and I am a woman, and it's dark outdoors!" ... That's the way to preserve true chivalry.
Lucy
You think we can't see through all this? Science—fiddlesticks! The good-looking youngscientist—that's why you couldn't stay abroad. We see it, John sees it, and now every one will see it. Then how will you feel?
Helen
Ernestisrather good-looking, isn't he?
Lucy
Do you think your brother will let you marry a mere scientist!... Oh, well, Doctor Hamilton is in love with his work—fortunately.... Besides, he's a thoroughbred; he wouldn't even look at a girl who throws herself at his head.
Helen
So I needn't try any longer? Too bad.
Lucy
[losing her temper and going]
Oh, you New Women are quite superior, aren't you?... Thank heavens, little Jean didn't elbowherway into men's affairs; she had no unwomanly ambitions for a career! But she is engaged to Rex Baker!
Helen
Jean, is this true?
Lucy
[triumphantly]
Marriageis woman's only true career.
Helen
Jean! You can't, you won't, you mustn't marry Rex!
Lucy
[flouncing out]
"She who will not when she may," my dear!
Jean
[avoidingHelen'seyes]
Lucy hears John coming—he'd take her head off if she weren't there to meet him. [Helenonly looks at her.] He bullies and browbeats her worse than ever. I can't stand it here much longer. It's getting on my nerves.
Helen
Jean! You care for Rex no more than I do.
Jean
[still evasive]
John's bringing out Uncle Everett and Cousin Theodore. My dear, the whole family is up in the air about you.
Helen
Oh, I can take care of myself, but you!... Jean, you're not the sort to marry Rex or any other man, unless you simply can't live without him.
Jean
[after a little pause]
Well ... how can I live without him—without some man? You can support yourself. I can't.
Helen
But you wouldn't live on a man you didn't really love!
Jean
Why not? Lucy does; most wives live on men they don't really love. To stop doing so and get divorced is wrong, you know.
Helen
Jean, Jean, poor little Jean!
Jean
Well, I'd rather have domestic unhappiness of my own than watch other people's all my life.
Helen
I don't like to hurt you, dear, but—[TakesJean'sface and raises it.] How about that nice boy at the Harvard Law School?
Jean
Don't! [Controls herself, then, in a low voice] Bob isstillat the Law School, Helen.
Helen
Can't you wait, dear?
Jean
He never asked me to, Helen.
Helen
He would, if you let him.
Jean
It wouldn't be fair. It takes so long to get started. Everything costs so much. Why, nowadays, men in the professions, unless they have private means, can't marry until nearlyforty. When Bob is forty I'll be forty, Helen.
Helen
Ah, but when a girl really cares!
Jean
Helen, doyouknow?
Helen
Never mind about me—you!
Jean
Oh, we'll get over it, I suppose.... People do! Some day, perhaps, he'll smile and say: "Just think, I once lovedthatfat old thing!" [Suddenly changes to sobbing.] Helen! when Rex caught me and kissed me I shut my eyes and tried to think it was Bob.
Helen
[takesJeanin her arms]
You can't keep on thinking so, dear.
Jean
But that isn't the worst! When he held me fast and I couldn't get away, I began ... to forget Bob ... to forget everything ... [Breaks off, overcome with shame.] But not now, not now! It's not the same thing at all. [Buries face inHelen'sbreast and sobs it out.] Oh, I feel like the devil, dear.... And all this timehe doesn't really want me—he wants you, you! I trapped him into it; I trapped him!
Helen
And I know Rex—he's a good sport; he'll stick to it, if you do, dear—only you won't! You've caught him by playing on his worst—don't hold him by playing on his best!
Jean
But what shall I do? I'm nearly twenty-six. I've got to escape from home in some way.
Helen
But what a way!
[Rexreturns.
Rex
Ready, Jean? [ToHelen.] Lucy and John and your Cousin Theodore are in there having a fine, old-fashioned family fight with the judge.
Helen
With Uncle Everett? What about?
Rex
They shut up when they saw me. All I heardwas the parson—"Marriage is a social institution." Grand old row, though. [AButlerandFootmanappear, wheeling a tea-wagon.] Looks as if they were coming out here.
Helen
Then I am going in. [DetainingJean.] You will follow my advice?
Jean
[apart toHelen]
Oh, I don't know. Soon or late I must follow the only profession I have learned.