WHEN PRIVATE MUGRUMS PARLAY VOOS
I can count my francs an’ santeems—If I’ve got a basket near—An’ I speak a wicked “bon jour,”But the verbs are awful queer,An’ I lose a lot o’ pronounsWhen I try to talk to you,For your eyes are so bewitchin’I forget to parlay voo.In your pretty little garden,With the bench beside the wall,An’ the sunshine on the asters,An’ the purple phlox so tall,I should like to whisper secrets,But my language goes askewWith the second person pluralFor the more familiar “too.”In your pretty little gardenI could always say “juh tame,”But it ain’t so very subtle,An’ it ain’t not quite the sameAs “You’ve got some dandy earrings,”Or “Your eyes are nice an’ brown”—But my adjectives get manlyRight before a lady nounThose infinitives perplex me,I can say you’re “tray jolee,”But beyond that simple statementAll my tenses don’t agree.I can make the Boche “comprenney”When I meet ’em in a trench,But the softer things escape meWhen I try to yap in French.In your pretty little gardenDarn the idioms that danceOn your tongue so sweet and rapid,Ah, they hold me in a trance!Though I stutter an’ I stammer,In your garden, on the bench,Yet my heart is writin’ poemsWhen I talk to you in French.Charles Divine, Pvt.
I can count my francs an’ santeems—If I’ve got a basket near—An’ I speak a wicked “bon jour,”But the verbs are awful queer,An’ I lose a lot o’ pronounsWhen I try to talk to you,For your eyes are so bewitchin’I forget to parlay voo.In your pretty little garden,With the bench beside the wall,An’ the sunshine on the asters,An’ the purple phlox so tall,I should like to whisper secrets,But my language goes askewWith the second person pluralFor the more familiar “too.”In your pretty little gardenI could always say “juh tame,”But it ain’t so very subtle,An’ it ain’t not quite the sameAs “You’ve got some dandy earrings,”Or “Your eyes are nice an’ brown”—But my adjectives get manlyRight before a lady nounThose infinitives perplex me,I can say you’re “tray jolee,”But beyond that simple statementAll my tenses don’t agree.I can make the Boche “comprenney”When I meet ’em in a trench,But the softer things escape meWhen I try to yap in French.In your pretty little gardenDarn the idioms that danceOn your tongue so sweet and rapid,Ah, they hold me in a trance!Though I stutter an’ I stammer,In your garden, on the bench,Yet my heart is writin’ poemsWhen I talk to you in French.Charles Divine, Pvt.
I can count my francs an’ santeems—If I’ve got a basket near—An’ I speak a wicked “bon jour,”But the verbs are awful queer,An’ I lose a lot o’ pronounsWhen I try to talk to you,For your eyes are so bewitchin’I forget to parlay voo.
I can count my francs an’ santeems—
If I’ve got a basket near—
An’ I speak a wicked “bon jour,”
But the verbs are awful queer,
An’ I lose a lot o’ pronouns
When I try to talk to you,
For your eyes are so bewitchin’
I forget to parlay voo.
In your pretty little garden,With the bench beside the wall,An’ the sunshine on the asters,An’ the purple phlox so tall,I should like to whisper secrets,But my language goes askewWith the second person pluralFor the more familiar “too.”
In your pretty little garden,
With the bench beside the wall,
An’ the sunshine on the asters,
An’ the purple phlox so tall,
I should like to whisper secrets,
But my language goes askew
With the second person plural
For the more familiar “too.”
In your pretty little gardenI could always say “juh tame,”But it ain’t so very subtle,An’ it ain’t not quite the sameAs “You’ve got some dandy earrings,”Or “Your eyes are nice an’ brown”—But my adjectives get manlyRight before a lady noun
In your pretty little garden
I could always say “juh tame,”
But it ain’t so very subtle,
An’ it ain’t not quite the same
As “You’ve got some dandy earrings,”
Or “Your eyes are nice an’ brown”—
But my adjectives get manly
Right before a lady noun
Those infinitives perplex me,I can say you’re “tray jolee,”But beyond that simple statementAll my tenses don’t agree.I can make the Boche “comprenney”When I meet ’em in a trench,But the softer things escape meWhen I try to yap in French.
Those infinitives perplex me,
I can say you’re “tray jolee,”
But beyond that simple statement
All my tenses don’t agree.
I can make the Boche “comprenney”
When I meet ’em in a trench,
But the softer things escape me
When I try to yap in French.
In your pretty little gardenDarn the idioms that danceOn your tongue so sweet and rapid,Ah, they hold me in a trance!Though I stutter an’ I stammer,In your garden, on the bench,Yet my heart is writin’ poemsWhen I talk to you in French.Charles Divine, Pvt.
In your pretty little garden
Darn the idioms that dance
On your tongue so sweet and rapid,
Ah, they hold me in a trance!
Though I stutter an’ I stammer,
In your garden, on the bench,
Yet my heart is writin’ poems
When I talk to you in French.
Charles Divine, Pvt.